Interview  with almighty Probe written
by Some1/Circle At the ECC-Party!!!!

S1 = Some1
Pb = Probe



S1-  Hi  probe...we  are  writing this
interview just after the beer drinking
competition....Are you feeling well???

Pb- Well, I'm alright, but dizzy...

S1- Yes..You did win the compo didn't
    you ??

Pb- Who else should win???  ;)


S1-  OK!   tell  us  about  your  sex
life....

Pb- Well, this is really private, but
since  I'm drunk, i can tell ya some..
Well,  I've  got  a  girlfriend called
Linda..  'nough said!!!

S1-  Linda  ??   Nice name....Tell us
something about your "musics"...

Pb-  Allright..   the  only tune I've
released  under  the handle "Probe" is
"Netherworld".  It was released at the
TCC  compo.  I was planning to release
an  other  module, but I realized that
I'd  never make it to the deadline, so
I  told  my  friends  that I woulden't
compete.   A  friend  asked  me  if he
could  hear  some  old modules made by
me,  and  after  listening  to tons of
shit,    he    found    "Netherworld",
unfinished  and really weird tune.  He
told  me  to  finish  it,  so I made a
really  bad  ending and gave it to the
organizers..  the crowd seemed to like
it   heheh..   Well..   All  my  music
contains a lot of contrast...

S1-  (phew..) Boy you stink BEER!!!!!
How  fast did you drink that bottle of
Beer any anyway???

Pb-  Well,  I  had  3  tries, and the
final  time,  i managed to drink it in
3.4 secs!

S1-    HICK???.....Tell    my    your
reactions  to  some words that I write
down:
CIRCLE  -  Well, I dont collect demos,
so  I've  never  seen anything they've
(you've)  done!!!   ???   But  You are
Best anyway!!!!

YOGGI  (Skogsbar)  -  Well,  It tastes
quite  nice, but i recommend Yeepiiie!
fruktkram, real partyfood!!

Libresse(Invissible)-  Well,  I'd like
to  see  the insertion, but I've never
used them myslelf..

BEER  (HEHE)  - Hmm..  Well, I really
like  beer,  but  not  when  I'm in an
interview like now.  Heineken is quite
alright!    Carlsberg  isn't  too  bad
either..hehe..

TOMMY & JERRY KEX - Hmm..  no idea!!
GETINGAR  -  I  always  kill'em before
they've introduced themselves!

S1-       Thank's      for      these
comments....Now,  What do you think of
this  party ???  (Is it LAME, LAME, or
are you just a SPONEHEAD???)

Pb-  It's really (REALLY) lame, but, a
party  always  gets  what you make it,
and   I've  had  a  really  good  time
thisfar,we'll see what happens!

S1-  So,  you  are  a  lamer!!!   What
underwear do you use???

Pb-  I  usually  wear  ordinary boring
white  ones,but when I'm in the right
mood, I use boxershorts..
    
S1- Do you know that you are VERY sexy
without a T-Shirt???

Pb- Ooops..  perhaps I'd better put my
clothes on, or I'll get raped!  But it
usually      getsquite     hot     in
beer-contests!

S1-   NO!!!...no!...you   don't   have
to....I   promise.....Now  tell  me...
What  are  your  most hated persons on
the scene???

Pb-  Cortex!   He  made  me pay him to
drive  me to TCC, but after24hhe got
tiredof   watchingpornomovies  sohe
toldme  that  he  was bored and drove
home,leav¡ng me and my buds all alone
with  no  money  to  buy a ticket home
for..   lucky  I  won  the compo,or I
wouldn't havecome come!

S1-  What  do you think of the music's
made  by  the  VERY  good musicians in
Circle ???

Pb-  They  are  qu¡te  allright,  nice
discomusic..    I  personnally  prefer
less  melodic  music (it hasn't got to
be lame just 'cause it isn't melodic!)

S1-  QUITE ALLRIGHT!!!!  WHAT THE FUCK
DO YOU MEAN WITH QUITE ALLRIGHT!?!?!?

Pb-  NOW!!!....You  must  and  go PISS
every  second.....(you  have must have
drunk  a  lot of beer!!!  

S1- What is your shoesize???

Pb-  42  i  think..  it depends..  how
horny I am..

S1- What is your fav.  Food?

Pb- "Plankstek" isn't too bad..

S1- What is your fav.  Porno-movie?

Pb-  Don't  know,  I really don't like
porno  movies,  but I saw a sick movie
where  they  fucked  a chicken lately,
funny aye?

S1- What is your fav.  Playgirl boy???

Pb-  Hmm..   i'm  straight, so I don't
read those magazines..  (or?)

   (Continues in the Next Article)
S1-   What  is  your  fav.   taste  on
condoms???

Pb- I've tried to chew strawberry, but
i prefer candy..

S1-   What  do  you  think  about  the
party-prices ???

Pb-  They're  ok,  but I think they'll
lower them really soon..

S1-  Ok!   Now  over to some MUCH more
important  questions....   How long is
it ???  (he..)

Pb-  As  essingeleden..  nah, look yar
self!!!  ;)


S1-   Quite...By  the  way,  those  10
bottles  of  beer you won....Why don't
you sponsor me with a bottle or two???

Pb-  'cause  I really earned them, can
you  imagine  how  I  felt  before the
compo??

S1- YES I CAN!!!!  I saw when you lyed
on  the floor and puked THREE times...
well,  now  now you have some space to
write  something  (because  I  have to
figure out some questions to ask...)

Pb-  Sure..   As you might understand,
I'm not in the mood to answer too many
questions, I'd rather sleep now, but..

Probe  walks  away  and sleeps..  and
returns..(next day)
Pb-  Hmm..   I  just got back from the
musiccompo,   I   think  I  did  quite
alright..  or?

S1-  YOOU  THINK!?!?!?!?   well,  your
tune  was  (in my opinion) the best, I
just love Techno....Well, I think that
you will win this compo, and if you do
that, what are you going to spend your
money??   (except  buying  Colorbird a
hamburger....)

Pb- Hm..  Buy you a coke..  nah, don't
think  so,  save  it for my funeral or
something.   And  buy  me  a  cable to
connect my HD..  it's been lying in my
wardrobe for ages!

S1- Which was the lousiest tune in the
compo ???
Pb-  What  a brutal diskmag!  I refuse
to answer that question!!!

S1-  If  you  win, how does it feel to
win  the  music-compo  two  times in a
row???

Pb- This will be really embarassing if
I   don't  win..   (I  wont!?)  But  I
suppose  it's a rather good merit..  I
am  looking for a group to join at the
moment..   Don't  ask  me  to  join, I
don't want to decide now..  (?)

S1-  Hey!   you  are not drunk anymore
!!!(?)!    Havn't  you  been  drinking
today?

Pb-  Yep, I always drink..  but just a
beer since I've run out of coke..  and
"Yipiiie"  fruktkram..   I really love
it!!!  Now, leave the drunk-stuff!

S1-  Yep!   This  interview  is  quite
long...BUT,  you  are a very important
person right now.....Tell us something
about your future plans....

Pb-  I  suppose  you  mean outside the
scene..   inside?  Hmm..  well, I have
game  production  on G (???  - swedish
joke?), but I suppose it's a long time
until  then..  Well, first I'll join a
group..   and I will choose with care,
I think friendship is most important..

S1-  Well,  What  do  you know.....Why
don't  you  join Circle ?????...Nah...
You   ain't   SO   good   !!!!   (Just
kidding?)  What  do  you  think  about
Virtual ???

Pb-  Virtual  are  nice, all of them..
exept for the one who stole our beer..
(but  we got them back heheh!  ;) They
say they have great code on G (!), but
I  haven't  managed  to make them show
me..  Wonder why (?)..  ;)

S1- But if you win this compo, what do
you think of this group called Virtual
then ???

Pb-   Well,  they're  still  the  same
persons so I really don't care..

S1-   Are   you   in  love  with  your
Coca-cola  T-shirt  ???   (One  of the
prices from TCC-musiccompo - Ed)

Pb- Yep, braggy aye?  Nah, I brought a
lot  of  t-shirts,  and  it was one of
them, ok???

S1- What hat size hat do you have ???

Pb-  Never  use hats, exept for in the
winter..  i use top-louves ;) ..  NOT!

S1-  What  shampoo do you use, and why
???

Pb-  Any,  as  long  as  my  hair  gets
fresher..   i could really use a shower
right now!

S1-What is your fav.Beer??

Pb- Heineken rules!  Carlsberg sux!

S1-  OK!   I  know that you have to run
now.....Thanks  for  this interview....
And may the SAFT be with you.....

Pb- ANY TIME!!!

Probe
Linus Elman
Skolgatan 19
262 31 ANGELHOLM!!!
+46-(0)431-25959

(Just in case you didn't know it, Probe
won this musiccompo too...)