Interview   with   Strobo/Stellar  and
Groo/CNCD made by Some1/Circle 
(now Illusion)

S1=Some1
St=Strobo
Gr=Grooo

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S1- Hi there guys and welcome to this
VERY       interesting       interview
(hopefully?)  Why don't you start with
telling  us  something about something
you want to tell about...(?)

St-  I  want  to  tell about myself so
that  all  the many girls in the scene
can   contact   me  at  the  following
address  (check  the  address section,
please!).   178-181  cm tall and 13-18
years old.  Enjoy!

Gr-  I  hate  to  give  you  the usual
bullshit,  but  I'm  going  to do that
anyway.   This  way  I  don't  have to
THINK of anything...  I'm 16 years old
and boring.

St-  At  the  moment  we  are  at  the
Virtual  party  in Sweden.  I guess we
are  the  only  Finnish  guys here, in
fact the only foreigners.  Of course I
have  my dearest friend Nalle with me.
He's from China.

S1- OK!  now when you have answered to
this  "usually" (and booring) question
about  yourself,  we can continue with
some   MORE  interesting  questions...
Tell us about your sex-life...

St-  VERY  active!!  In fact I have 34
girlfriends...    uh,   bullshit.    1
girlfriend  is  enough  for  me.  (SHe
would be enough for everyone....)

Gr-   Actually  I'm  a  very  unsocial
person   who   will   never   have   a
girlfriend.  So that's why I only have
sex with our furniture...  Well, we do
have a dog, though.

S1-  Yes,  isn't  that nice (you know,
the  dog!!!!) Have you guys ever tried
to  beat  wotw's  record  ????   (15.5
seconds before orgasm!!!)


St- This was the first time I heard of
that  oh-so-famous "WOTW's RECORD", so
I  thought I'd better not try to break
his oh-so-famous record just now.

Gr-  I  also  heard about it the first
time,  and I have to admit I'm AMAZED!
I'll  never  be able to squeeze such a
great time out of myself.

S1-  Finnish boys!!!....Well, let's be
serious  (?)  now shall we ??  Tell us
about  some  Stellar  and  Carillon  &
Cyberiad   plans....   Any  new  prods
coming up ???

St-  Every  word  "SOON"  is not to be
believed  when  talking  about STELLAR
productions!   LEt's  begin:  an intro
after  about  two  hours,  here at the
Virtual  party.   Only  some  problems
with the precalculating routine.  Then
a  demo(nstration) called KURMALI.  It
will  be  released SOON.  Look out for
it  at  the  Party  III  (if  any).  A
musicdisk will be out SOON within some
ten years.  It's been under work for a
year  or  more  now,  and we have done
nothing  yet.   MANY intros, SOONer or
later.

Gr-  The Carillon & Cyberiad Institute
has  always  about  10 wonderful ideas
that  should only be...  DONE.  So far
no  one's  done nothin' - and the only
productions  by  us  are the one-night
(cheeze    helmet!)   productions   by
Prime/Heatbeat/Fraction/Dean.  There's
the  Aquarium  demo  which  should  be
released  right  here,  and  it's  the
first  time  actually  that we've been
making  something based on those ideas
I  mentioned.   Just recently, since I
and  Cockatrice  joined,  I've noticed
that  everyone's  starting  to be more
and  more  active.   That's  something
quite  strange, considering that we're
talking  about  a Finnish group.  Even
Golem  has  started drawing again, and
is working in Terramarque Ltd.  on the
game  Elfmania.  Maybe there will be a
music  disk  with  tunes  by me, Dean,
Heatbeat  and  diZZy.   There are some
small  productions,  but  they're  too
numerous to be listed.

S1-   (zzzzzz)  thanks  for  the  VERY
interesting  Info (...eh...) Now, what
do  you  guys think of the (very best)
swedish group called:  Circle???
St-  It  MUST  be the coolest group in
Sweden   'cause   it's  the  only  one
(some1) with whom I can communicate in
Finnish.   Someone  can speak Finnish,
great!

Gr- Mur.  Actually it's quite tough to
say,  since  I've  never seen anything
from you round guys.  No, once I heard
a   beginning  of  a  tune  which  was
composed  by  someone  (or  Some1)  of
Circle.  I must have heard AT LEAST 10
seconds  of  it, and all I remember is
that  there  was  a cute guitar sound.
So Circle is the best of the world, no
doubt about it.

S1- OK!  i'll continue composing tunes
with  cute  guitar  sounds...  Tell me
now your opinion about this party...
St-  The  best Swedish party I've ever
visited!   And  the  first..   and the
only..   and  the  last..?   Biig hall
with  400 people or less present.  The
best  part  of this party was the trip
from  Finland to Orebro:  it cost only
50  Swedish crowns!  I look forward to
visit  Denmark  in  December  with the
same amount of money.



 (Continues in the Next Article...)





Gr-  Even  though  I've been in Sweden
before  this trip, I think this one is
the  best.   But  that's not very much
when  the other party was the Oxygen &
Abstract  Summer Conference with about
42  people.   This  party is also very
boring.    I   don't  care  about  the
organization so much (though here they
suck  a bit too much), but I'd like to
see   the  arrangers  always  pay  the
prizes  they've  promised.   The  most
important  thing  about the parties is
the number of people.

S1- NO, it isn't....The MOST important
thing  about  a  party IS if CIRCLE is
present.....Now    some    traditional
qustions....   what  is your favourite
food/drink?

St-  Food:   Pizza  Hut  -  Pan Flute.
    
     Drink:  Aurinko Palma (a LEMON
     drink!).

Gr- Anything but the McDonald's
     -teenage culture stuff...

S1- Candy?

St- Cool dudeZ don't eaZ candieZ.

Gr- Kewl phellahs eaz ban-an-a!

S1- colour of disks?

Gr- Transparent disks are the best?

St-  Lizard King of Alcatraz had very
fancy ORANGE disks!
S1- Underwear?

St-  Phunkie  thangah!   After  black
women's underwear...

Gr- Bras?

S1- Cartoon?

St- Cartoons by Dean/CNCD.

Gr-  Maybe I should try to maintain my
avantgarde-imago by answering
Sami  Toivonen  and  Joakim Pirinen as
for artists.

S1- Group/Musician/Gfx
    man/Swapper/Real
    musician/Deodorant?

St-   Sonic/Di22y/Dean/Mac/uh,   don't
know.   Too many favourites../Jazz.  I
love jazz.

Gr-   Stellar?/diZZy!/Gremlin/I'm  the
best   swapper  for  me/actually  it's
quite  dumb to write so much text here
instead  of Juppo the Dog/anyway, have
you  heard  any  good jokes lately?  I
once heard a story about Finnish birds
who  were  eating at the park and then
the policeman came and

S1-  Yes!  we know that one.....thanks
for  your  time  for this very serious
interview (but I guess you didn't have
anything else to do, am I right?)

Gr-  Yes,  you  are.  Anyway, now it's
time to wrap it?

Everybody:  Applause.

(Just  to  mention...   At  this  party
Strobo  finished  2nd,  Some1  and Groo
split the 3rd place...)