Interview with Naish & Den Slatne Coder

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INTERVIEW

+with Naish and Den Slatne Coder, by Menace.
M   I'm located at the SHI Summer "party", and have only found two guys(?) who
J   has a connection to the scene.  This is the interview with 2 members of
-   sumpen: coders Naish and Den Slatne Coder.

m: When did you start Sumpen?

n: TP4, duh, i think.

d: me 2

m: why "sumpen" ???

d: why not??

n: bcoz Sumpen is da danish word for what we doo.

m: What do you do ???

d: as little as possible

n: Actually we have tried zumzin' new. We tried 2 build a group, based entirely
   on friendship. Coding demos & becoming elite doesn't really matter to us.
   We try to have as much fun as possible (no problemo, dude!), and if a demo
   or an intro (dentro, musicdisk, util, etc...) is released, then it's purely
   accidental.

d: We may not be the best group on the scene, but sure as hell try be the one
   who has the most fun (vi dømmer os selv til kvajebong)!

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m: What have sumpen released up until now.

d: Uhm ... nothing so far, but we've had unrealisticly much fun...
   We will however release a demo called "Mælk" and an intro called "Møh".
   These two productions should be out when you read this. If not, theyll be
   released shortly.

n: Sumpen has in fact released one (1, uno, een, un, one) production called
   AGA-StarterPro V2.1. REGISTER NOW! It may be too late tomorrow!

m: Why those weird handles ?!!?!??

n: Actually my handle comes from a really "slatten" surfer.

d: "Den Slatne Coder" (often abbrevaited as DSC) can be translated into some-
   thing like: "The-So-Relaxed-He's-Almost-In-A-Coma-Coder". I took this handle
   because it suits me incredibly well, it's almost like the handle _is_ me.

m: Are there other members in sumpen ?

n: Yep,
   Ostemanden
   X-Mads
   Sia
   Electroholic
   Knækpølsen
   & then there is of course Den Slatne Coder and myself Naish.

m: Can you tell us a little about them and their functions in Sumpen ?

d+n: We can.

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m: uhm, well tell me ... please ?

d: Yep,
   Ostemanden is trader.
   X-Mads is our gfx-guru.
   Sia is our new coder (she joined at the SHI-summer party '95)
   Electroholic is also a coder/trader/tracer/weird'o (aren't we all ?)
   Knækpølsen is one and only wacko musician in xistence.
   Den Slatne Coder is "Manden der har fået flest kvajebong'er på kortest tid.
   Naish is "Den største og slemmeste sumper nordvest for ækvator."

n+d: We take your spirit'n soul to depths you'll never reach unguided.

m: What did you think about the SHI-Summer Party '95 ?

d: Coolness!

n: Socialus gigantus coolum kvajebongus.

d: It was a scream, especially when "Harboe" composed "Klassikeren" get it NOW!

m: I've heard rumors that there was an awful lot of Master Blaster playing, at
   the SHI-party (Not _The Party_) ?

d: Don't act so damn innocent, Dønnas, you won each and every time we played.
   And since we played approx. 1.654 thousand games the statistics are in your
   favor Dennis "Chinaboy, Menace, Fletning-ned-af-nakken, Risgnasker,
   Blaster-master, Dønnas" Pedersen.

m: There has been a lot of talk about Circle Of Power and their COP-Vira.
   that do you think about the subject ?

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d: Circle Of Power, Circle Of Power, COP-Virus, The mighty COP. Well, COP this:
   If I ever get my hands on you little muthafuckers I'm gonna stuff 5.25 inch
   harddrives so far up your asses, your gonna taste the silicon for the rest
   of your hopefully very short and very painfully lamer-suck-damn-fuck-
   bitch-lives!!! (!!!!!!!!!!!)

n: Instead of telling the scene how lame COP is, I would like to ask the scene
   to exclude COP totally (TO-TAL-LY!!!). That means:
   NO BBS-ACCESS!
   NO ALLOWENCE TO VISIT PARTIES!
   NO MERCY !
   AND, WHATEVER CRUEL THINGS YOU MIGHT THINK OF!!!
   AND REMEMBER: YOUR HD MIGHT BE THE NEXT COP-VICTIM!!!
   BUT PLEASE REMEMBER THIS TOO: IF YOU CODE VIRA TO DESTROY COP-HD'S, THEN
   YOU'RE NOT SHIT BETTER THAN THEM !!!

d: Circle Of Power består simpelt hen af en flok IMPOTENTE SEXUAL-FORBRYDERE!
   (Æd den, i små åndspygmæer)

m: Apropos SHI, what do you do for SHI (Safe Hex International).

d: I'm a hardware programming specialist. I can crash/trash any Amiga with
   any configuration anytime anywhere in at least 1.5639 million different
   ways. (Look for my upcoming bug.library.)

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n: I am currently developing the new BootX version 6.00. My job also includes
   keeping Erik Løvendahl on the edge of nervous breakdown. I also have to
   teach DSC how to program systemfriendly bugs, and I assure you that it is a
   hard days night.

d: Next question please?

m: Back to "Sumpen". What kind of future do you predict for sumpen ? ?

d: At least releasing one demo, 2 intros, 2 modules, one piccy all for The
   Party '95.(Pheew)

n: Unfortunately, this includes heavy work, which is against sumpens code of
   honor: The lazier the better. That is why we live a life of ever growing
   complexity. You should feel sorry for us. But you shouldn't believe a 
   bit(0 or 1) of what we say (If you do, you can f... off).

m: Reaching the end of this interview, and running out of questions, I would
   like to give you the chance to say something, a comment or two, anything you
   like.

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d: You made made a BIIIIIG mistake allowing me to say anything I'd like.
   Here we go ... Gnifle, gnafle, scrxzuphle, scrxzåphle, bong-bong,
   købenvaseidagostergodtforsjælenjegerforelsketienspejderfragørløse!
   Ahhh, I feel much better now. Anyway, Sumpen needs more Gfx-gurus for
   flower power drawing. If you know any, please contact one of these addys:
Naish/Sumpen.
Den Slatne Coder
Østeralle 44
Uglevang 16 2th
6500 Vojens
3450 Allerød
(Denmark)
(Denmark)
(2:238/127.5@Fidonet)

n: I would like to say hi' to Fresh Prince of rebels and to Rikke.
   and remember: Du har altid plads til endnu en kvajebong.

m: Okidokie, I think that says it all, thanx for doing this interview, It's
   been ... uhhhh ... very ... suspekt & skummelt. I rest my case.
   Say, bye.

d: Bye.

n: Bye.

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