In this issue, we're again proud to bring ya:

          V.I.P - SPECIAL INTERVIEWS WITH SPECIAL PERSONS !!!

This interviews will be exclusive published in SUICID ! We interviewed persons
  everyone knows and got answers from questions you never could imagine !
The Interrogators risked their lives with some of the interview partners, so
     you can be sure, that every interview is something special !

      V.I.P - SPECIAL INTERVIEWS IS A CO-PRODUCTION BY COON-O/ENERGY and
                             MOSQUITO/MANITOU
                             TODAY: GOLMO/MTU

(c) 1993 by SUICID-magazine.
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G: GOLMO
C: KUH-OH

G: Hey Coon-Oh. 'Coz I'm too lazy to ask you too many questions tell us first
   something about your personality.

C: I am Coon-0. I am 18 years old and very handsome. Sometimes I really wonder
   what I'm doing in Scene, with all these unintelligent underdeveloped beings.
   But okay, it's better than the Bundesheer...

G: How many MTU-Scalps have you already hunted ?        
   a) 0-1
   b) I-II
   c) none

C: That's not that easy to answer, because I've started hunting them once, but
   I soon gave it up, because they start stinking after some time.

G: You've not the right methode ! Only Indians can make not-stinking-scalps.
   How do you like us Indians ?
   a) We are the best crew in Austria
   b) We are the best crew in Europe
   c) We are the best crew in the whole world
  
C: Hm, I prefer Indians with some curry-soja-sauce!

G: LECHZ, SABBER. I prefer catch-up and mayo.
   Whats going on whith your girl?

C: He? No, she didn't taste good with curry-soja-sauce!

G: Something completly diffrent: Do you prefer
   a) Metal
   b) Techno
   c) Tekkno
   d) original Tyrolian-folks-music

C: Metal ofcourse. I love totally weird Death-Metal (AFFLICTED) and depressive
   Gothic- and Doom- Metal (PARADISE LOST, BENEDICTION,...) 

G: No Techno...

C: No Techno?

G: G R E A T !!!
   What kind of cigarettes do ya smoke ? 

C: Lucky Strike 

G: With an Indian on it?

C: No, when there's an Indian on it, then I can't smoke them, because the
   Indian won't get off!

G: GRUMMMPFFFF! 
   Why did you left Grace and joined ENERGY ? Has no better group offered
   you to join ?

C: I just wanted to give ENERGY a chance to get also an Elite-member. Lots of
   Groups offered me to join them, but being in Anarchy or The Silents would
   not be so challenging!

G: What do ya mean with ELITE-Member ? Elite Graphican ?

C: No, Elite-Pizzaboy and Elite-Shoecleaner... But first we have to define the
   word E.L.I.T.E... It's a short form of Latin words: Eh, Eros,.. Libido,...
   eehhh, Igitt,... Terror,... hmm... Est??? Okay, let's cut that!

G: No ! That means ... EH LITTLE TUY (of) ENERGY.
   
C: Oh NO! You're too well-educated and intelligent for me! I'm just am upper-
   Austrian Farmer's son...

G: Just be an Indian ! Be free and brave. 
   Now let's quit and dance to do something intelligent.
   MANITOU - THE SPIRIT OF FREEDOM (is always watching you - KUH-O)

C: YIYIYIYIYIYIIIIIIYIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!