Inteview with Tsuirfed

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INTERVIEW IV

                      Interview with Tsuirfhed/Terror creu

hmmm, how do i comment this? Well, anyway, read on and have phun!
yapp!...
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Int     - What is your handle ?

Tfh     - My handle?, Well, you know that!!

Int     - Yeah,yeah, ofcoz...Well, how is it in Terror creu?

Tfh     - Terror creu will kick you!...

Int     - ye,ye! Your real name ?

Tfh     - Ayifej ägheb!

Int     - What is your work in the group ??

Tfh     - Wich group?   Well, I swapper!

Int     - How old are you?

Thf     - I`m 13 old years!!

Int     - Wich computer do you use..(jos..Hep,hep..)?

?       - 600 HD. Cool equipmant wich also uses Unix!...(ehh? -ed?)

I       - Have you ever coded a demo?

?       - Mr.Grey in spain!....Ever seen it?  i havent my self. almost not!.

I       - How high are you?

?       - 284 cm!..I know it sounds strange, but its cool and real not fake a.

I       - What does your wieght tell you in the morning?

?       - Ayifej ägheb, Wake up!, its a new day to defeat the fat ass of yours,!
          Put on the shoes and hit the road for three hours!. Yep, Wanna know
          what I will answer on this?  Well, here goes: Fokk yer self, fat ass!.
          And it feels great when she does.
I       - Yeah,yeah, very interesting, I will do the same t'morrow!...btw, whats
          yer hair color?  (I feel lajk a gay!.)

?       - Its a mixture of Red,blue,orange,yellow,purple and grey!...The result is
          ....dark black.... ( What? -ed.)

I       - ? ok, sounds great, will you send a photo to the Buzz gallery?

?       - Nah, no one wants to picture me coz of my hair....And nose..

I       - Nose?..  Didnt know you had one!  Tell me more about it!....!

?       - Ever seen a Musti kasti?, Well, dont fear, My nose is quter!..

I       - Will ya send me a Kusti masti?....?

?       - Kusti masti? Whats that?  Water?!

I       - Arrg, nevermind...(Not the pack!)

?       - Ok!

Interv. - Wich country do you live in ??

Ayifej  - Turkey! Dont you know that?

Interv. - What do you think about yerself?

Ayifej  - My fat ass will not be wiped by any lamers for sure!!..Elseway,
          Nothing special!

Interv. - What is your favourite sport?

Ayifej  - Removing legs from humans!....

Interv. - Ok, to bad I dont have any for yer pleasure!...

Ayifej  - Buuuuuuuuu...!

Interv. - what was that?

Ayifej  - Dont you know?, well, whats yer ass size anyway?


Interv. - hehehehe, tooo fucking biig! Even bigger than yours!..(Well, how about
          that! -Ed)

Ayifej  - yeap, thanx for the intervjew!...And tell me just one thi,,,.,ys$&R(/)

Interv. - Hey!, I'm the one how will end this shit up!..Not you, fat ass!...

Ayifej  - What did you call me?  Fat ass?   Well, you slimy mottafukker, when
          I meet you, on a party, I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY HOOK! (PLACED ON THE LEFT
          ARM INSTEAD OF AN ORDINARY HAND....just a hint..)

Interv. - Ohh, dont make me feel scared now...Fattso...Fatti,fatti, faatttt
                Ass!

Ayifej  - Arr, suck my dick yer shitty lamer bastard, nigg..fuck shit, ass - hole!
          .....

Interv. - Hey!, suck yer dick? When?   Hey!, gimme yer phone number....

Break!.....
Hrm. Well, I think we have to interupt this shit here. Btw, what do ya think of it?
Hmmm, You will get the part2 next time..THE FINAl..And, you cant beat the fe..