J e d i   i n t e r v i e w s

Cyborg/Lard Design



 JD = Jedi/Narcosis
 CB = Cyborg/Lard Design


 JD: Righty-ho, firstly tell us a bit about yourself.

 CB: Well, I've been on the  scene  about  6  months now, I have made plenty of
     friends worldwide and intend to make many more.


 JD: How did you get into Lard?

 CB: I wrote to Mentor and sent  him  some of my ASCII art plus some new warez.
     He replied within a couple of days and told me I was in.
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 JD: What is your job in Lard?

 CB: Mail trader and ASCII artist.


 JD: What's your hardware like? (and no "oo-er!" jokes please, R-9!)

 CB: Horrible.


 JD: So do Lard Design have any big new productions planned?

 CB: Well, I think we've got  a  trackmo  or  file demo planned for the Digital
     party plus a few  intros  and  other  stuff.  I  think  a music disk is in
     production too, but no one's told me much about that though.


 JD: Hows about a full member list of Lard then?

 CB: Well, as far as I can remember, this is a full memberlist:

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     MENTOR   - WORLD MANAGER/MODEM TRADER/CO-SYSOP OF DISK ILLUSIONS/SWAPPER
     RAIDER   - WORLD MANAGER/SWAPPER/CODER/GFX ARTIST
     FREEMAN  - CO-MANAGER/MUSICIAN/PACKER/SWAPPER
     STARTREX - SYSOP OF DISK ILLUSIONS/CODER
     BLOGSEY  - MUSICIAN/CO SYSOP OF SHINING
     TYPHOID  - SWAPPER/WRITER
     STAPLES  - CODER/SWAPPER
     CYBORG   - ASCII ARTIST/SWAPPER
     R.O.C    - GFX ARTIST
     SHADES   - MUSICIAN/GFX ARTIST
     SPECRTAL - SWEDISH MANAGER/MUSICIAN/SWAPPER
     GRIFFIN  - GFX ARTIST
     SKUZZY   - UTIL PACKER/SWAPPER


 JD: What do you do for a living?

 CB: I'm only fucking 15!



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 JD: What do you do in your spare time?

 CB: Well I'm mostly on my  Amiga  but  I  do  occasionally like to get pissed,
     stoned, etc.


 JD: What sort of music are you into?

 CB: Anything that sounds decent;  rap,  rave, ambient, basically anything that
     sounds good.


 JD: What do you think of the UK copy parties (if you've been to any)?

 CB: Well I haven't been to any yet I may be going to the Digital and Fairlight
     parties  this  year  but  I've  got  to  sort  out  the  arrangements with
     Freeman/Lard and DeVoe/Cybertek.  [Now Devoe/Narcosis! - R-9!]




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 JD: What do you enjoy most and least about the scene?

 CB: Most  : Friendship.
     Least : Homo-Bestial-Necrophiliacing-incestial disk thieves.


 JD: What do you think of the diskmag scene and what is your favourite diskmag?
     (It had better be Deadlock!)
 CB: Yeah, it's probably Deadlock but  it  would  be even better if it was more
     well supported. There are far too many diskmags as I am sure everyone else
     has told you but some of  the  ones  that have been going a while are good
     such as Grapevine, Visual Intensity, Deadlock etc. My fave European mag is
     probably Nevermind though that's more of a message box than a mag!


 JD: What would you say is the meaning of life?

 CB: Yes.

     [Huh? - R-9!]

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 JD: Who is your favourite coder, musician and artist? (Not someone in your own
     group)

 CB: Coder    : Chaos/Sanity.
     Musician : Assassin/Ex-Dmx
     Artist   : Facet/Spaceballs


 JD: Who are your best mates on the scene?

 CB: Freeman/Lard Design and you!


 JD: How would you define McDonald's?

 CB: Cat pound! (Ever tasted one of their hamburgers?!)





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 JD: Okay the interview is at an end now so do you have any comments?

 CB: Yes a few messages:  Freeman/Lard  Design (Hi Paul, keep up the cool sends
     m8ey, and the  cool  music!),  Raider/Lard Design,  Phantom/Delite  (Shame
     you've left  Lard  m8!),  Elric?/Divine (Shame you've stopped swapping m8,
     hopefully you'll catch up with us later on this year maybe eh?)


 JD: BIG thanks to Cyborg/Lard  Design  for  doing  this silly little interview
     thingy!}