Inteview with Twain Pain
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Twain Pain interviews themself Written By Twain Pain/Vicious Weird title. You might understand it a little better if you knew that Twain Pain is in fact a group of two persons. The first one is LSI (the interviewer) and the other one is The Visitor (the victom). Together they wrote the code for this mag. In fact we might be the first and only group with solely coders. (We don't consider groups with less than two members groups.) Let's blast off. First of all, tell something about yourself (you know, your real name, hobbies, how you got your first computer, etc.) Puh, puh, that is a lot of you to ask me as a first question. But here it comes: My real name is Alexander, preferrably pronounced as Alex and I'm 18 years old. I'm going to the university so I don't have much time for other hobbies than spending a lot of hours behind my Amiga. BTW: I changed my handle to ONLY TWAIN PAIN!!!! The Visitor is dead! RIP! DEATH! GAME OVER! Got the mess? Well, that settles that. Sorry about that. I really thought you still called yourself the Visitor. As you haven't told very much about yourself, here's another question for you. In which groups have you previously been and what do you think (now) of them, as you look back on them??? Urg! Trying to remember I think I've been in 3 groups before. Those are: MCC 2000 and TCT on the C64. MCC 2000 sucked real hard. TCT was better. We even made demos and had contacts (gee!). Times became better when me and my brother bought an Amiga. You might think I'm LAME to buy a commy with my brother, but since we are twins we buy most things (which cost a lot) together. (saves a whole lot of money!) On the Amiga we founded Size. I started to learn coding and had a lot of fun. Now I'm in Vicious. I heard you make music. Can you confirm this, and if yes, please tell me something about it. To start with the first question, the answer is yes. I try to make something which sounds to me like music. You might think it suxx and is only a lot of noise. (Reader, to get the impression of what kind of music i make contact me for some MODs. But be warned! You must love HOUSE and be very GABBER!) I made all musics for Kill Da Base I and II (by Size) but part II was never finished. Maybe I'll release all those mods on a HARDCORE-GABBER-RAVE-or-worse-demo. (Exterminate da Base by Vicious -:TP) Okay, I get that. Now for some real tough (hard) questions about heavy stuff. First I would like you to tell me what do you think of reincarnation. Yes. Sure. Absolutly sure. Right, emm, hmm, let me put that in other words. Do you believe in God? I don't believe in God. If there was a God life would have been heaven for every of the five billion inhabitants of this Earth. Something less heavier. What do you think about enjoying life? (Going out, making fun, trashing phoneboots, etc.) I never trashed a phoneboot in my life! I'm innocent! Don't hurt me! Could you please give me a real LONG answer on my next question (don't answer with yes or no, that is). Just tell me something about things you enjoy doing on a free Saturday-night. I don't have free Saturday-nights. I always go out dancing. (Housing that is mostly. Style-dancing is only fun when you're drunk (you don't notice you can't dance anymore) .) Did you ever got drunk? How much do you drink? What do you drink? When do you drink? How do you drink? Do I get drunk? Do we get drunk? Hell, who's not drunk? Give me a beer. No. Not much. Beer. On Saturday. Out of a glass. Dunno. Yes! The pope. Go get it yourself! Next question! Back to the scene. Tell me exactly what you think of the Amiga-scene, the Dutch-scene and the PC-scene. To start with the last, I don't think you could really speak of a PC-scene. You can't make nice demos like on Amiga. I think that is the most important feature of what we call the scene. Ofcoz there are cracks and trainers, but were they not always there? The Dutch scene isn't really much. I don't think it really stinks but it just ain't much. The Amiga-scene worldwide is probably much and much bigger than I can imagine or have ever thought about or whatever this answer means!!!!!! The Amiga-scene is quite cool. Only I think there are too many dentros borntros trackmos mustros kicktros and all those wordtros for they same stuffos. Ok. I made a borntro also but I think those names suck. Hope that answers your question. (What WAS your question?) (BTW: I love this outfill from Cygnus!) What are your future plans for the scene? Are you going to code games, draw graphics, write songs or that kind of stuff? Are you changing your occupation within the group?? Are you planning to leave the group? That will do for now. I think I will quit the scene to get married. NOT! No, to be serious I'm not going to write games, although it has crossed my mind to write Pinball Dreams II but 21th Century was first. Since you're my brother you must know by now that I can't draw decent graphics. Making music is pretty neat but I don't know a lot of people who like my pieces of art. I have no plans to change my occupation as coder in Vicious. All questions answered. I'll give you some space to write something personal. Anything personal would be outplaced here. But that's the purpose of the question. Just write anything you usually can't say when you're being interviewed. Write something radical. Make the world shiver. Throw it all out. Tell it to the world. Get the meaning? Now try again. I don't get the meaning of life. Why should I write a lot of things no reader would understand or be able to comprehend the different formulas and integrals and whatever is that which you ask me to write down here? It it of no use trying to express feelinx most readers don't have or will never feel. To make a long story short (one of my favourite ending phrases) I didn't tell you anything here. Allright then. We now do know a lot more about you. I want to end the interview right now. Hope you don't mind? No.