Cryptoburners, Fairlight, Dexion and Violence
    party-report by Teeze/Anarchy. 910628-910630 in Porsgrunn/Norway.
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Deep,  deeeep  in  the  forests  of  Norway in the summer...A PARTY!  But
wait..   Well,  this party was arrenged by CRB, FLT, Dexion and Violence.
But  I  could not find ANY Fairlight member at the party.  Maybe I was to
tired?  Anyway...  I arrived pretty early Saturday morning (02.30) at the
party-  place.   So  I  cant  tell  if  the  arrengement  was good in the
beginning?  First att the entrance a FUCKING asshole forced me to pay 100
Nkr (wich was about 95 to much for me!) Strange!  In the party-invitation
they  said  80  for  Danes  and  Swedes.  If ANY member of Dexion, CRB or
Violence  visit  your  party...raise  the  price  fast!  (hehe.  got that
Sphinx?)  Well,  at the entrance the UGLY guys was sitting and collecting
money...   hehe..   but  then...woooooow.   5  meters  deeper  inside the
school...THE SNACK STORE!  Yeeeees!  Nice girls!  I bet they could easily
enter  the  PLAYBOY  magazine?!  Enough...  (horny bastards!!!) The first
guy I met was NOSFERATU of RAZOR 1911.  (Bloomp!) The first damn question
I  got  from  him  was:  -Hey Teeze!  Did you bring your modem so that we
could download some cool stuff?  ....  -Hehehe.  Didnt anyone of the s.c.
organizers bring a HST Modem????  -No, just a small 2400 modem!!!!!!!!!!!
-Oooooh  nooo, no hot stuff....  Cool PARTY was my first thought!........
They  had  a  BiiiiG hall in the basement for the LAMERS and `not-so-big`
groups.   (I  didnt  say  ONLY lamers...some VERY cool groups was sitting
there!)  It was fucking crowded and noisy.  And a terrible stinking cloud
came from the toilets in the end of the hall.  It was terrible...or maybe
the smell came from the `LAMERS`???  Nah...  (just joking!) Yes.  In that
hall  I  found some CooooL guys from SYMBIOSIS FRANCE!  And one guy (cant
remember  his  name now) was painting a FUCKING nice picture of my friend
Riot!  (atleast I thought he looked like Riot!  hohoho!) Unfortnatley the
guy didn`t manage to finish his picture in time for the GFX- competition.
(I`m  sure he would have won it otherwise!  NO JOKE!) The GFX-wizard told
me  that  his friend Tomas Landspurg was going to re- lease a demo with a
new  kind  of  vector-routine.   Hmmm....lets take a look at it:  I said.
-Well,  we have to ask him.  -Is he present at the party?  -Yep!  he said
and pointed at an UGLY `bastard`.  -Hepp.  I asked him if I could see his
new  demo????  But he refused.  Maybe he was afraid that I would laugh or
something?  But...nooo...  OK.There was ABSOLUTLEY NO `HOTSTUFF` spreaded
around  at  the  party.   Not even one single FUCKING game?  ...  But who
cares?    Crusaders   released   their   ever   sooo   famous  `CRUSADERS
EUROCHART`!!!!!!   (Hey!!!  Nice work by your crew!) I didnt came all the
way  from  LAPPLAND  just  for  copying  games?   No, I was here just for
meeting  old  pals  and drink some cool stuff.  And the place was full of
cooooool guys/groups like:  Tip + Azatoth of PHENOMENA, Maze + Airbrush +
Mithrandir  of  ACME,  Chester of BRAINSTORM, Yankee of Addonic (+some of
their  Scandinavian members), Bustman + Dr.Awesome (+ all the other dudes
from  CRUSADERS),  RAZOR  1911, CRYPTOBURNERS, DEXION, AURORA, NO LIMITS,
FRANTIC,  REBELS,  BLACK  ROBES,  SILENTS,  SYMBIOSIS, VIOLENCE, NETWORK,
EUPHORIA,  SPACEBALLS,  REFLECTORS,  THE GANG and many other weird dudes!
On  the top floor there was about 8-10 big classrooms for the `ELITE` and
downstairs  they had some rooms for the organizers.  The party went on in
peace  and quiet..no police, no action, no HOT STUFF, no sleep, no modem,
no fights, no drugs, no booze - Violence confiscated my booze...but later
I  got  it back and went out in our car with it...I think it was safer to
have  it  in  our  car  then in their snack-store??- (Aurora was the only
group  who  was  drunk...)...no...blah  blah  blah....  Oh yes!  One good
think!   They  had  a  big  TV-screen  showing  cool movies all the time!
Great!
  It  was sunday night and the competitions should start!  The organizers
had  choosen  30  guys  to  be the jury.  They said the jury consisted of
high-  quality  coders,  musicians  and  graphic-artits  with a few years
experience of demo-making!