In this issue, we're again proud to bring ya:

          V.I.P - SPECIAL INTERVIEWS WITH SPECIAL PERSONS !!!

This interviews will be exclusive published in SUICID ! We interviewed persons
  everyone knows and got answers from questions you never could imagine !
The Interrogators risked their lives with some of the interview partners, so
     you can be sure, that every interview is something special !

      V.I.P - SPECIAL INTERVIEWS IS A CO-PRODUCTION BY COON-O/ENERGY and
                             MOSQUITO/MANITOU
                             TODAY:COON-O/NRG

(c) 1993 by SUICID-magazine.
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C: KUH-OH
G: GOLMO

C: Hello, aren't you REEBOK/S!P?!?

G: Am I as fat'n'ugly as he ?

C: Ah, I see, you aren't! Sorry! It's just because my glasses don't work so
   good when the weather's bad outside!

G: Your glasses or your brain ?

C: Brain? What is "brain"???

G: It's that what you're hunting for some time (but you won't get even one,
   because INDIANS don't have a brain. They have 2 brains).

C: Ha! Now I understand! But you use the false word, what you mean is "girl"!

G: No! We INDIANS have so many squaws we can't even count them.

C: What do you use them for?

G: ??? ??? ???

C: You ugly disgusting pig!!! I know what you're thinking of!!! But I will
   never need a squaw, because I am strictly catholic, and Woytyla says, that
   is sin!

G: Piss of those catholics! Be wild'n'free ! Just be an INDIAN.
   (PS: I can teach you hau to use a squaw. On video of course!)

C: Thank you, but no thanks! Shit squaws for a while... It's more important
   for my life to know how to use a bottle of Vodka!!!

G: Bottle and Squaw ??

C: Baw? Squottle? Ultra! Squaw and bottle, two in one! The perfect sollution!

G: KNICK - KNACK - Sie verstehen (BAAL)
   METAL'n'MANITOU rulez !

C: IMAGINATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN KNOWLEDGE!
   ENERGIZE IT!!!

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