HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LIQUID GOLD INTRO.    IN THIS INTRO WE WILL HAVE THE
GREETS AND MESSAGES AND ALSO THE CONTACT ADDRESS@@@@@       SO^ LETS ROLL THE
GREETINGS LIST AS OF 30TH OF SEPTEMBER 1990@@@@@@    ADEC     ANDY PARTRIDGE
      ANARCHY [JUDGE DROKK]     AUSSAT [RALPH]     AUTOMATION [STIGA]     CRYPTIC
[TANGO]     CRYSTAL UNICORN     DARKSIDE [MEGABYTE]     DOUBLE TROUBLE [JAY MC]
     ENERGY [JASON]     GWEEBO     IPEC ELITE [REFLEX]     MAGIC DRAGON     MARK
FIRMAN     MEXX [ACE^LIBERATOR]     OMICRON UK [HYBRID]     POWERLORDS UK [LUGGER]
       PUSSY [SARCOPHASER]     RARE UK [BILBO^RIDE^TURMOIL]     REBELS [FIREFLY]  
     RECALL UK [SPEEDBIRD]     SECTOR FOUR [MR SPINHEAD]     SINGING BONES [STAR
TREK]     SPIRAX     THE BEATMASTER     THE MIGHTY DRUIDS [ASTROPATH]     THE
UNTOUCHABLES [KNUCK]     TWENTY_TWENTY VISION [DAZ]     WHO [ORK]          
         OK^ IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME [MAGIC MUSHROOM] THEN SIMPLY SEND TO THIS
ADDRESS     [RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON PAUSES SCROLL]          LIQUID GOLD HQ             21 STANLEY ROAD
       MORECAMBE                 LANCASHIRE                LA3 1UP            ENGLAND     OK^ SEND A DISK
OR 2 AND I WILL DO THE SAME////      CREDITS FOR THIS INTRO TO: CODING:BILBO OF
RARE UK       MUSIC:AGENT X OF LIQUID GOLD@@   THE MUSIC IS CALLED BOSTIK AND
ITS THE LATEST TUNE FROM AGENT X@    HE CALLED IT BOSTIK COS HE DIDNT HAVE A
NAME FOR THE SONG THEN SUDDENLY [AS IF BY MAGIC] HE SAW A BOTTLE OF BOSTIK
[GLUE/]  AND HE THOUGHT   "STONE ME I WILL CALL THIS SONG BOSTIK//"  MY PERSONAL
VIEW IS THAT ITS CALLED BOSTIK COS HE SNIFFS IT BUT THERE YOU GO///////
          OK     IF YOU WANT TO PHONE ME UP FOR COOL TALK OR SWAPPING THEN PICK
UP YA PHONE AND DIAL [PLUS 44] 0524 425607 AND ASK FOR TREV             MESSAGES
TIME________ BILBO OF RARE UK@@@@PHONE ME UP AND WE WILL HAVE A PARTY ON THE
PHONE/          WELL I CANT BE BOTHERED TYPING ANY MORE MESSAGES COS THATS THE
WAY IT GOES//@@@@@       AGENT X WILL BE ROUND SOON@@ HE HAS NEARLY FINISHED HIS
NEW SAMPLE DISK WHICH CONTAINS THE BEST OF BEN ELTON [WHAT A COOL DUDE BEN
ELTON IS HUH?]     HE IS SO FUNNY//       COMING SOON IS ALSO THE OTHER SAMPLE
DISK FROM US ENTITLED   "JUNK FOOD JUNKY" WHICH IS A LONG SAMPLE OF A CRAP SONG
BY SOME DILDO WHOSE NAME I CANT AND REALLY DONT WANT TO REMEMBER/////    THE
DISK IS FUNNY SO LOOK OUT FOR IT SOON            ALSO COMING SOME TIME IN
OCTOBER IS OUR NEW MUSIC DISK CALLED   "DIGITAL UNDERGROUND"   AND QUITE
POSSIBLY A SPECIAL EDITION OF CRAP JOKES [6] BUT WE DONT KNOW YET@
ANYWAY^MUST GO NOW AGENT X IS HERE             TOODLEPIP///