TED/DEFJAM IS BACK WITH ANOTHER LAME INTRO!! THANX TO AGILE FOR WANTING TO USE THIS BUG-PACKED INTRO. I JUST WANNA SAY HELLO TO ALL THE COOL DUDES I KNOW ! HI dudes! SINCE I HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING TO WRITE I JUST WANNA SAY THAT IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO TELL ME YOU CAN CONTACT ME AT THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS : ted parnefors, langstromsg.16c, 417 25 gothenburg, sweden.... OR BY THE PHONE CALL +46(0)31-545387 ........................ AND IF YOU'RE DESPERATE CALL BY MODEM TO +46(0)31-151552..... THAT'S ABOUT IT. SEE YA' p.s DROOPY & STATIC - AWESOME DEMO YOU RELEASED AT THE ODENSE PARTY.
WE'VE MANIFESTED UPON THIS PLANE OF GEHENNA AND WE'VE BEEN GIVEN A FAR FROM
A WARM WELCOME FROM OUR DEVOTED FELLOW-PIRATES... GRANTED, IS THE QUANTITY, BUT
WHEREAS IS THE QUALITY OF TODAY? AGILE - THE QUAINT FASHION - FERRETS YET
ANOTHER MOURNING TO THE WORLD OF TEARS: ECO PHANTOMS ONE-DISK VERSION FROM SPRINTLER VISION LIMITED WAS RAVAGE
D AND WARPED BY CONQUEROR... WE PAY OUR HOMAGE FOR THE SHIPMENT TO UNDERTAKER.
AND SO... THE LEAST LAWFUL PIRATES THE 7TH OF APRIL ANNO DOMINI 1991:
FAST - CLASSIC - SUBWAY + SPREADPOINT - REBELS - ECSTASY - SKID ROW - PAT - QUARTEX - COMPANY - HORIZON - HYPERION - DEFJAM - TRSI -
RAZOR 1911 - THE LINK - DIGITECH - CRYSTAL - METALLIANS - NORTH STAR - SILENTS - PHENOMENA - SCOOPEX - DEXION - KEFRENS - CENSOR DESIGN - FAIRLIGHT ....BAH!
PIRATISTIC STATUS: WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER OF THIS TWISTED SCENE OF CRIME?!?!
TWISTED,THAT IS *MILDLY* SPOKEN... LISTEN, BROTHERS IN ARMS, GODS WERENT RELEASE
D BY THE *REAL* AGILE-TEAM, I FER ONE THOUGHT WE MADE THAT CLEAR FER *EVERYONE
* ABOUT THAT, HOW COME THEN SUM RETARTED FOOLS PUT US ON A LIST OF LAMERS THEN
THE REASON IS SUMTHIN WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A PARTICIPATION OF! THEN NOW AND
AGAIN, HOW CAN *ANY* GUY CALL THE OTHER A LAMER OR NAUGHT?!?! IS IT CUZ OF WAR
ES FAST OR NAUGHT!?! YES, SAYS ONE, NO SAYS ANOTHER... IS IT CUZ OF COOLNESS!??!
YES, THATS THE DIRECT AND *REAL* ANSWER TO THAT I GUESS... AND THE GENUINE LAME
R IS SUMTHIN THAT ARE CALLING UP FOR FAST WARES AND HAVE ONLY 1 DISKDRIVE AND
MAYHAP 1MB EXTRAMEMORY AND SITS ALL DAY LONG PLAYING, WHERE IS THAT SETTED!?!
SUMDAY LONG WHILE AGO, YOU WERE ALSO A LAMER, REMEMBER THAT AND PONDER ON IT, NE
XT TIME U SAY SUMBODY IS A LAMER... THE 64 SURE HAD MORE VITAL MEANS OF DISTIN
GUSHING THIS OUT, BY FAR MORE RELIABLE METHODS, BY FAR IF U DUNT EVEN KNOWS THE
GUYZ IN THE GROUP... THE HUSHED WHISPERS THEN COMMENCE... THE WHISPER OF THE
IDEALISM, COMPANIONSHIP AND ART... THUS WE THRIVE IN A WORLD OF DESPAIR...
TO BE CANDID ENOUGH, FIND OUT ON OUR BBS'S TO FIND *OUR* ANSWERS TO THAT!
FRIENDSHIP ABOVE BIZ! YEAH! PICK UP YOUR PHONE AND RING TO: PLEASURE DOME
+46 16-127263 (WHQ,SHQ) GRAVEYARD +44 91-5160560 (EHQ,UKHQ) ILLICIT ILL
USION +1 717-399-3160 (USHQ) OR PICK A PEN AND WRITE TO US AT:
AGILE - BOX 12044 - 63012 ESKILSTUNA - SWEDEN.... AND FER NOW: PRESS THE *CULT
URE* BUTTON! /ELRIC
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ON 1991-04-06!
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CALL OUR BOARDS:
ILLICIT ILLUSION
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46-16-127263
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44-91-5160560
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INTRO CODED BY TED
MUSIC BY:
ZIPHOID, FIREFOX
AND MANTRONIX
ARTWORKS BY:
HAVOK + VIGILANTE