BIG TESTICLES INTRO BY ASYLUM..............................HELLO WORLD AND WELCOME TO A NEW ASYLUM INTRO...  CODE AND 
GFX ARE BY KOTUS OF ASYLUM AND THE VERY NICE TURRICAN II MUSIC BY AN UNKNOWN (SO SORRY BUT NO-ONE SEEMS TO KNOW JUST 
WHERE THE MODULE CAME FROM) ..... *VERY IMPORTANT NEWSFLASH!*  STAR FLEET BBS IS NO LONGER OPERATIONAL, SO IF YOU HAVE 
BEEN TRYING TO GET THROUGH AND HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCEEDING, YOU NOW KNOW WHY!   ALSO, WE WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY
 TO DISASSOCIATE OURSELVES WITH THE RECENTLY FORMED   ASYLUM NORTHERN IRELAND INCLUDING THE TWO MEMBERS THEY HAVE IN 
THE UK...  IF YOU ARE AS CONFUSED AS I AM, WE WILL PRINT A DEFINITIVE MEMBERS LIST SO YOU ALL KNOW WHAT'S WHAT AND WHO'S
 WHO. (BUT NOT THIS TIME ROUND :( .....)      RIGHT!   BACK TO BASICS, YOU MIGHT LIKE TO CALL THESE FAB BOARDS (PRESS 
RIGHT MOUSE TO PAUSE).  IN THE U.K....     ABATTIOR  -  SYSOP:MEAT CLEEVER  -  +44 (0) 21 457 9633     DIRTY CACHE  -  
SYSOP:MARK  -  +44 (0) 222 670 144     BUBBLE BOBBLE  -  SYSOP:BUB  -  +44 (0) 21 355 6074     BASE X  -  SYSOP:
CAPTAIN BLOOD  -  +44 (0) 905 429 595       AND OUR NEW U.S. BOARD...   DOONE HOLLOW  -  SYSOP:DOONE  -  +1 304 723 5921 
<--EUROPEAN CALLERS GET DISABLED RATIOS ON DOONE HOLLOW.          OUR GENERAL FEELINGS GOTO THE FOLLOWING:-      >DUAL CREW<
 - >ANTHROX< - >LSD< - >MINISTRY< - >NERVE AXIS< - >FAIRLIGHT< - >TRSI< - >DIGITAL< - >SKID ROW< - >OXYDIZE< - >ELEVATION<
 AND PERSONAL SMILES TO >P0T-NOODLE< - >TEX AXILE< - >THE CLAIRVOYANT< - >MR. T< - >RED DEVIL< - >TELEMACH< - >SHAGRATT< 
- >PAZZA< - >PROTOCOL< - >SIGMA 7< - >SPLATT< - >SCROTE< - >INTREQ< - >REFLEX< - >MORPH< AND SOME OTHERS I PROBABLY FORGOT
 (AFTER ALL YOU WON'T LOOSE ANY SLEEP FROM NOT BEING MENTIONED IN AN ASYLUM INTRO, WILL YOU?.. HEHE)........ ANYWAY THIS 
IS ABOUT ALL YOU ARE GONNA GET OUT OF ME AS IT IS LATE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT MORE TO TYPE (AND WHO CARES ANYWAY??)
......................... SO YOU ACTUALLY DECIDED TO READ TO THE END OF THE SCROLL TEXT DID YOU... HOW SAD :)
 ..................BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!                     BIG TESTICLES INTRO BY ASYLUM.....................
.............AH HA....IT 'AINT WRAPPED YET!!.................HEHE....SEE YA.......