WARNING!!!
THIS IS AN INTRO BY

ANCHOVY SISTERS
-FINSKA POJKAR SOM HAR ROLIGT...









SHORT INSTRUCTIONS:

RMB TO PAUSE,
LMB FOR NOTHING
AND SHIFT, HELP, 7 & 8 TOGETHER 4 EXIT.







YO-YO!


IS THE MOON MADE OUT OF CHEESE?
CAN DOGS FLY?
HOW TO GET RID OF SHIT?
DOES NIGGERS DO IT BETTER?


ALL THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED IN
THE FIRST ISSUE OF THE STUNNING







D   U   C   K   T   A   L   E   S


-WE ARE HARDER-
(JOS VIITITAAN)








OFCOZ BROUGHT 2 YOU BY ANCHOVY SISTERS.
THE TRUE SISTERS.
FUCK THE HERRING SISTERS.










WE RELEASED THIS SHIT TO INFORM YOU HOW
TO WRITE FOR THE MEGACOOLEST MAG ON THE
SCENE.

OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE IS  ---TUESDAY---

ANCHOVY SISTERS
-AND YOU'LL SMELL GOOD







EVERYTHING IS FREE! IT WON`T COST YOU
ANYTHING TO SEND US YOUR NEWS, ADDYS,
ARTICLES, CONDOMS, SISTER, ANCHOVYS,
SPERMEXAMPLES, MONEY, CASSETTES, PORNO
MAGS, PORNO POSTERS, ARTICLES, MONEY,
CONDOMS, BEER, BEARS, MOTHER-IN-LAWS,
PICS FOR THE GALLERY (NAKED ONES HAVE
1ST PRIORITY), LEGOES, BOOZE, GAMES,
NINTENDOES, MONEY, ARTICLES, ADDYS,
SAHTI, JOKES, MONEY, PRICELESS ANTIQUE,
PRICEFUL ANTIQUE, CARTOONS, BEER AND OF
COURSE YOU CAN ALSO SEND US A LOT OF
ADDYS, ARTICLES, PICS FOR THE GALLERY,
AND NEWS.







SEND EVERYTHING TO THESE ADDYS:
 
 HITUSVINKULA/ASS      TITUSVINKULA/ASS
    M.  KIVELA             T. TIALA    
  KIVELANTIE 680        TUOMAANKUJA  4 
 69920  OKSAKOSKI        69950  PERHO  
    -FINLAND!-            -FINLAND!-   
 







FINLANDERS SAIS SOITELLAKIN (ALSO ZWAP)
 
  HITUS - 968 - 634 108 / MIKKO
  TITUS - 968 - 631 548 / TATU
 
ANCHOVY SISTERS
        -VEM KAN SEGLA FORUTAN VIND?







THE RULES:
 
WE WON`T PUBLISH ANY OF THESE:
SCENE REPORSTS (OTHER PORTS ?)
SCENE NEWS
INTERVIEWS WITH A
   -CODER       
   -MUSICKIAN   
   -GRAPHISISSY 
   -SWAPPER     
TEST OF THE NEW AMIGA MODELS
ABOUT STAMP FAKING
ABOUT FRIENDSHIP (WITHOUT SEX)
ABOUT NEW NISSAN MODELS
ABOUT POETRY
SERIOUS TEXT
?











BUT WE WOULDN`T MIND SEEING ANYTHING
OF THESE:
PORNO STORIES
ZOKES
FUCKING LESSONS
INTERVIEWS WITH YOUR FAMILY
INTERVIEWS WITH YOUR DOG
PORNO STORIES
A LOT OF 'HOW TO'-ARTICLES
A LOT MORE...





SEND EVERYTHING TO THESE ADDYS:
 
 HITUSVINKULA/ASS      TITUSVINKULA/ASS
    M.  KIVELA             T. TIALA    
  KIVELANTIE 680        TUOMAANKUJA  4 
 69920  OKSAKOSKI        69950  PERHO  
    -FINLAND!-            -FINLAND!-   



SUAMALAISET SAIS SOITTAAKIN (ALSO ZWAP):

HITUS - 968 - 634 108 / MIKKO
TITUS - 968 - 631 548 / TATU

ANCHOVY SISTERS
-ACCEPT NO CREDIT CARDS WE'RE THE
WORLD'S NUMBER ONE!






SIZE OF DA ART-TICKLES IS:

-80 CHARS WIDE
-NO LIMIT FOR THE WIDTH

ADDYS:

-38X20

CLIPARTS: 

-MED-RES, 12 COL


OBS! ANCHOVY SISTER WILL HOLD THE RIGHTS
TO CHANGE THE ARTICLES SO THAT THEY WILL
SUITE OUR OWN OPINIONS BETTER!

ALSO SEND A PIC OF YOURSELF AND WE`LL
SCAN IT AND PUT IT IN THE GALLERY!

NOTICE: IF YA SEND A PIC, AN ARTICLE, OR
SOME FUNKEE STUFF YOU WILL GET BACK THE
LATEST ISSUE OF DUCKTALES FOR FREE!

FINSKA FOLK: JOS HEITTATTE KIRJEKUOREN
JA POSTARIN + DISUN SAATTE SEURAAVAN
NUMMERON TAKAS JULKAISUPAIVASA 
(JUDGEMENT DAY).

DISKBACK-SERVICE ALSO AVAILABLE IF YOU
SEND SOME DISKS TO COVER THE POSTAGE AND
ONE FOR THE MAG, LIKE THIS:

NORDIC COUNTRIES         : 1 AND 1
OTHER EUROPEAN COUNTRIES : 2 AND 1
OUTSIDE EUROPE           : 3 AND 1

OK,IF WE CONSIDER YOUR STUFF TOO SERIOUS
WE -WON`T- PUBLISH IT. WE`LL FEED IT
TO TITUSVITUS' SISTER! 

(PORNOPICCY SOON AVAILABLE FROM THE
LOCAL ANCHOVY SUPPLIERS)

ANCHOVY SISTERS
        -WE'LL MAKE ALL DAYS TUESDAYS







CONTACT FOR ZWAPPING:
 
 HITUSVINKULA/ASS       TITUSVINKULA/ASS
    M.  KIVELA              T. TIALA    
  KIVELANTIE 680         TUOMAANKUJA  4 
 69920  OKSAKOSKI         69950  PERHO  
    -FINLAND!-             -FINLAND!-   







SUAMALAISET SAIS SOITELLAKIN:

HITUS - 968 - 634 108 / MIKKO
TITUS - 968 - 631 548 / TATU

-ONLY PURE PERVERTS SURVIVE-

















ANCHOVY SISTERS
-DON'T STOP AT THE TOP, FEEL
THE ODOUR BEFORE YOU DROP

























NOW FOLLOWS MEMBAHLIST AND KREDIZ:







SOME ANCHOVY BUSINESS:
OUR GLORY ANCHOVY CONSISTS OF 7:
 
ABBA              (GRAPHICCUPS)
AHTI              (CODER?, MUSIKCKS)
HITUSVINKULA      (OFFICIAL LAMER)
PALLE RUNQWIST    (GRAFFISTOTELES)
TAPIO RAUTALAPIO  (COMMUNISDER)
TEURIS            (HMMM...)
TITUSVINKULA      (PLAYBOY) (?)





--- MESSY TO JUICY CHISEL WHERE THA
FUCK IS YOUR MUSICS?
 
--- MESSY TO VEGETABLE/ASS? WHERE
ARE YOU?






CREDITS FOR THE
INTRO IMPOSSIBLE:
 
MANIT BOIS TAKEN BY       AHTI
CODED IN 17.2 SECONDS BY  AHTI
TOO SERIOUS GRAPHS BY     ABBA
KEY RAPING PERFORMED BY   TEURIS AND
                          VINKULA-KLUBI
WRITING ERRORS BY         AHTI







ANCHOVY SISTERS
        -FEEL THE ODOUR










ANCHOVY SISTERS
        -WHEN GOD RAN OUT OF BRAINS
 
ANCHOVY SISTERS
        -CONTACT US OR NOT
 
ANCHOVY SISTERS
        -WHEN WORMS ARE NOT ENOUGH
 
ANCHOVY SISTERS
        -JESUS CHRIST LOVES US
 
ANCHOVY SISTERS
        -PERSETTA PORVAREILLE
 
--- TEXT RESTARTS ---
























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