Scene Meeting 1998 Invitation
Text Inside this Production

why not. this is the third time
we hold scene meeting, the     
meeting for the amiga scene. we
have held it one official time 
and one unofficial time. we    
have arranged it together with 
ambrosia in the past, but they 
are sadly either inavailable or
too pc minded now, heh, so this
year, we hold it on our own,   
with help from the amiga club  
amiga-djurs, who have been so  
kind as to find a partyplace   
for us, which is way out in the
country, with cows grazing     
outside probably.. or maybe not
                               
why hold scene meeting? well   
it is fun to do, and we always 
earn enough money with the     
event not to need doing        
anything else the rest of the  
year.. yes, that is true, we   
actually take all the money    
you bring with you, and keep it
for ourselves, as entrancefee..
that is true, yep. ehmm, if you
want to know what the fees will
be this year, check out the    
info&rules section now.        
otherwise, continue to read    
this gibberish.                
                               
it is not the big secret, that 
mainly danes will show up, as  
it is in denmark we hold this  
[although one could argue how  
much of denmark is up there,   
where the party is to take     
place, hehe], so prepare to    
speak a bit of danish, heh..   
ofcourse all info and compo    
thingies will be done with an  
english speaking person, for   
your convenience, if you have  
the money for it.. ehh, no that
was not quite right..          
                               
and, you can be sure that there
will only be amiga owners at sm
we do not accept pc owners at  
all. or rather, we will not    
accept any pc inside of the    
partyplace. if we see one, this
year we will use it for our pc-
throwing compos so now you have
been warned [and we mean it..  
stay away pc]                  
                               
the intent of this party is to 
be like the parties of old. a  
lot of sceners, with the right 
computer and the right spirit  
doing funny things together    
[why do you think it is called 
sm, eh], competing and talking 
and ravaging the town outside  
of the partyplace. but not the 
partyplace... heh..            
                               
we do not expect the big amount
of sceners, infact, be so nice 
as to not attend more than 100 
persons, or you will have to   
sit on the lawn outside, or    
maybe in a classroom, if you   
pay for it [are we not the     
commercial ones? hehe]...      
                               



yes, the party takes place in  
denmark, 20-22 february 1998.. 
                               
fine.. now attend..            
                               
huh. an address. arhh, do not  
be primitive, can you not even 
find it on your own. i said we 
did not have more space than   
for 100 or so people, so we    
decided to limit the number of 
people attending, by not giving
any address. you will have to  
find it for yourself.. that is 
right.. bye...                 
                               
ok ok ok.. the actual address  
is:         0stre skole        
            skolebakken 20     
            8500 grenaa        
            denmark            
                               
you can begin showing up at    
around 10 o-clock in the       
morning, if you feel like it.  
ofcourse most of us, the       
hardworking organizers, will   
sleep at that time, because we 
have been boozing the day      
before, but atleast there will 
be electricity [boy are you not
beginning to feel welcome, huh]
and the party will end again at
18.00 sunday. aprox... you will
not precisely be thrown out at 
that time, but we will cut the 
electricity and begin packing  
down the tables, turn off the  
light, let in the rottweilers  
and well... you should better  
get going around there... just 
for your own safety ofcourse.  
                               
oki, now the address has been  
given out, might aswell give   
out some car, train, bus and   
ferry times too..              
                               
how to reach sm by car:        
                               
yes, if you come from europa,  
but not scandinavia, then you  
have to drive north. yep, that 
is right, north. follow the    
motorway up till you are about 
to reach the second biggest    
city in dk, with the name of   
aarhus. then you will have to  
drive east. yep, east. ehhm,   
follow the signs to grenaa, and
when you are in grenaa, there  
is only left to find the school
where the party will be held,  
which is located in grenaa. oki
now you can find it yourself?  
ok ok ok.. the roadnumbers to  
follow up, are E45 till you    
reach aarhus, then turn east   
onto -15 or -16, and you will  
reach grenaa. skolebakken is a 
sideway to havnevejen, which   
runs through all of grenaa. if 
you follow havnevej in the     
direction of the harbour [havn 
meaning harbour in danish], you
will find skolebakken on your  
left..                         
                               
how to reach sm by ferry:      
                               
yep, boats [the ones that sail 
and stuff] go to grenaa from   
erhm, what is it called in     
english.. dunno, you will be   
driving in denmark anyway, so  
it is called sjaellands odde.  
if you come from sjaelland,    
that is the easiest and least  
expensive route to take. the   
ferryroute is called the mols  
line and after that trip, you  
will find yourself in ebeltoft,
a little danish town. from the 
harbour you take your car [or  
your feet] and follow the -21  
road untill you see the -15    
road.. take that one, and there
grenaa is ahead..              
                               
for ordering a seat on the mols
line from sjaelland, call      
[0045] 59 32 32 32             
                               
if you come from sweden or     
norway, you can take the ferry 
to some northern danish town,  
and then drive south to aarhus 
and then east to grenaa, etc.. 
                               
scanlines, who have some       
boats going to these towns, can
be reached by phone at [0045]  
33 15 15 15                    
                               
how to reach sm via train:     
                               
well, tell them you will want  
to reach grenaa in denmark, via
aarhus and if they do not get  
that, they must be stupid..    
easy enough, eh..              
                               
here is some traindeparture    
info, find out everything else 
by yourself:                   
                               
aarhus - grenaa                
                               
departing from aarhus:  8:42,  
10:14, 12:14, 14:14, 16:14 and 
17:14                          
arriving in grenaa:     10:07, 
11:37, 13:37, 15:35, 17:35 and 
18:39                          
                               
odder - aarhus - grenaa        
                               
departing from odder:  8:00,   
9:34, 11:34 and 16:34          
departing from aarhus:  8:42,  
10:14 12:14 and 17:14          
                               
from the trainstation of grenaa
there is roughly about 1km to  
the partyplace, so you may     
either walk with all your      
equipment, take a bus or take a
taxi. for ordering a taxi, call
this number: 86 30 01 66       
[at the station, not now, heh] 
                               
the buses to grenaa:           
                               
sjaelland - grenaa:            
                               
after having sailed with the   
mols line, you take the bus    
number 123 to ebeltoft and the 
351 to grenaa.                 
                               
aarhus - grenaa:               
                               
take 122, it goes to grenå.    
you can also take 120. one of  
the buses should go each hour  
[we think, hehehe].            
                               
if you take the busses from    
anywhere else, you can pretty  
damn well figure out yourself  
which one to take, hehe..      
                               



as you probably have surmised  
this text is not too serious.  
yep, that is right, it is not, 
because this really is a small,
cozy, noncommercial party,     
without network, internet or pc
quakers. you will have to get  
your own fun, there will be no 
non stop action from us, there 
will be no concerts, no food to
be bought at the partyplace, no
nothing, no facilities at all..
no wait, that was not entirely 
correct.. you know, the party  
is located in grenaa a somewhat
big town with pubs, discos, no 
mcd, etc... argh, no mcd.. yeah
sorry, they are about to build 
one but it will not be finished
in time, sorry.. there is lotsa
other things in grenaa, lotsa  
beer.. and drugs too for that  
matter, hehe. you are not      
completely stuck in the boring 
partyplace, so do not despair..
this were the outside          
facilities.. is that not cool..
                               
inside? hmm, we have a hall at 
a school, we have electricity, 
we have tables, we have some   
toilets i think [do you not    
just looove thorough planning? 
heh], and then we have.. uhmm  
yes well. it is noncommercial..
you will have to have fun      
without all the crappy tp      
facilities hehe. but check the 
rules section later, for how   
you may not have fun, inside   
atleast, heh. and now [tadaaaa]
the entrancefees! [and if you  
think that there will be no    
compoprizes because of the     
entrancefees, check the compo  
section, hehe..]:              
                               
entrancefee for male danes:    
    000000000 danish kroner    
entrancefee for male non-danes:
    000000000 danish kroner    
entrancefee for all females:   
    0dkr [and I will give you a
beer at a pub, ok?]            
                               
yes, hope you can manage this  
exceedingly high fee. as i     
already have stated, we are    
totally noncommercial, and this
must prove it, no? next time we
will probably pay you to attend
or maybe not... no sponsors    
either, we have gotten         
everything for free, thanks to 
contacts and the danish welfare
system, hehe.. and yes, there  
will be good audio equipment   
and a biiigscreen atleast 20x20
meters. oki, maybe not, but    
atleast it will not be a tv or 
something equally small, heh   
                               
we will be showing demos and   
stuff on the bigscreen now and 
then, when we feel like it, and
there is nothing else going on.
if you hate the scene and demos
then do not attend..           
and, if you feel like you have 
something special to show, a   
video, a production, anything, 
then do not be afraid to ask us
about showing it..             
                               
and, as an exclusive service to
make sure you will not be      
disappointed or bored at this  
party: if you are bored, you   
will get your entrancefee back.
shiit, are we not benevolent   
organizers..                   
                               
and as for sleepingspace.. well
this is a school, and there is 
probably only one hall used for
partying, so there will be     
seperate classrooms for        
sleeping. happy now...         
                               
here are some addresses of     
the mainorganizer [that is me, 
ofcourse, heeh], if you want   
more info [what more could you 
possibly want to know after you
have read this invitation text.
hehe], if you want to reserve  
tables [300 dkr per reservation
ehmm, not, I guess.], or if you
want.. well, something.. please
drop me a note [or drop me a   
chat, eh], just saying that you
will be there, so that we can  
take appropriate action if i   
get over 1000 of those notes,  
hehe..                         
                               
snailmail:                     
                               
          [darkhawk of iris]   
          christian hviid      
          laessoegade 78, 1    
          5230 odense m        
          denmark              
                               
email:                         
                               
       darkhawk@gmx.net        
                               
phone:                         
          [0045] 65 91 21 19   
                               
[no fucking 24 hour partyphone 
though]                        
                               
fidonet:                       
          2:238-188.24         
                               
irc:                           
darkhawk on amigascne and iris 
                               
try our homepage too, for      
[possibly] additional info on  
sm:                            
                               
http:--home3.inet.tele.dk-     
barkholt                       
                               
now you should have a good     
chance to get in touch with me 
feel free to use the phone 24  
hours a day, but if you wake me
i can guarantee that you will  
not win any prizes at sm, no   
matter how good your entry is, 
heeeheeeeheh..                 
                               
the rules:                     
                               
yes yes, sad and boring and    
capitalistic, i know, but there
are rules.. ehmm, i do not have
time for them now though, have 
to attend a lesson on the uni..
see you later [ehh].. damn...  
first time i am up for that    
lesson in two months, and then 
it is cancelled.. is that the  
thanks for me loyally sticking 
to this study? ehmm, i know, i 
digress terribly.. the rules   
then..                         
                               
1. you may not, naadaa, ikke,  
   nicht, etc. bring any       
   computer having affilation  
   to the pc. that includes    
   laptops. we have warned you 
   we do not want to look at   
   any pc...                   
                               
2. hmm, a boring rule: you may 
   not damage anything at the  
   school.. if you do, pay for 
   it or die..                 
                               
3. drinking and eating inside  
   is allowed. [atleast we say 
   so, heh]                    
                               
4. smoking [both weed and      
   tobacco] is allowed! [but   
   do not tell the personal at 
   the school, hehe]           
                               
5. if you puke anywhere in the 
   school, two organizers will 
   use you to clean up the mess
   [if you understand...]      
                               
that is it. that is not too bad
is it. please follow those     
simple rules, crack, copy, fuck
etc., as you like, but follow  
those rules.. [pretty please]. 
that includes you too          
     -- depth -- heheh         
                               
and, remember:                 
this party is for the amiga    
scene..                        
                               
[but other amiga owners are    
welcome too]                   



for all competitions we will   
use an amiga 4060, 50mhz and   
enough fastram, to show the    
various things, but the things 
must be able to run at the     
specified minimumconfiguration 
stated in the various compos   
coming up. else you cannot     
compete.. and you have to be at
the party to get the prizes. if
you are not, but you win, you  
will still have the honour of  
winning, but the money will be 
passed down amongst those      
actually present..             
                               
 amiga demo                    
 ----------                    
                               
 must not exceed 5mb of        
 packed size. Must run from    
 progdir: without assigns.     
 will be shown to the end,     
 not including reading a 4     
 hour long scroller. must work 
 on an amiga 1200 with a 50mhz 
 030er and 8mb of fastram.     
                               
 responsible for amiga demo:   
 darkhawk                      
                               
                               
 amiga intro                   
 -----------                   
                               
 will be held with 2 or more   
 intros, but then there wont   
 be prizes for all 3 entries.  
 they must be able to run on   
 an amiga 1200 with a 50mhz    
 030er and 4 mb of fastram.    
 the size limit is 40k, not    
 64k.. make a demo instead,    
 if you have a 64k intro ready 
                               
 responsible for amiga intro:  
 darkhawk                      
                               
                               
 4 channel competition         
 ---------------------         
                               
 this is your standard, run of 
 the mill protracker module    
 compo. modules up to 880k     
 unpacked are allowed, the     
 tune will be played for 5     
 minutes, if too many entries  
 are delivered, a quite        
 competent jury will be        
 selected to bring down the    
 number of competing modules   
 to 15. ofcourse only one      
 module for each musician.     
                               
 responsible for the 4 channel 
 music competition:            
 notman                        
                               
                               
 multi channel competition     
 -------------------------     
                               
 if enough modules are         
 delivered [3 or 4], we will   
 have this compo too. your     
 modules can be made in        
 whatever amiga musicprogram   
 you want, which uses more     
 than 4 channels. otherwise,   
 the same rules as the 4       
 channel compo apply.. only    
 the first ranked will get any 
 prize though. the others will 
 have to be satisfied with the 
 extreme honour of it..        
                               
 responsible for the multi     
 channel music competition:    
 notman                        
                               
                               
 graphics competition          
 --------------------          
                               
 only iff pictures accepted,   
 no raytracings [see the       
 raytracing compo later],      
 clearly scanned pictures      
 will be disqualified, drawn   
 copies are ok though. only    
 one picture per graphician.   
                               
 responsible for the graphics  
 competition:                  
 ransom                        
                               
                               
 best raytracing               
 ---------------               
                               
 all formats will be displayed 
 if possible. there will only  
 be one real prize that is, but
 we might give the secondplace 
 a liter of milk or something  
 too..                         
                               
 responsible for the best      
 raytracing competition:       
 ransom                        
                               
                               
 surprise compos               
 ---------------               
                               
 These will be held if we will 
 manage to come up with        
 something out of the ordinary,
 but apart from that, we are   
 open for suggestions, game    
 tournaments, etc..            
                               
 responsible for surprise      
 compos: various               
                               
                               
prizes                         
------                         
                               
yes yes, now your eyes are     
gleaming with greed, eh, and   
all the big groups start       
calculating if they can get    
their trip refunded, if they   
win the democompetition. well, 
as you have seen now, the      
entrance is for free, so where 
do we get money. quite easy, we
are using all the money we won 
with our demo kilkenny at an   
earlier party, so we have a    
prizebudget of 4500 dkr, aprox,
not counting some games we won 
too, and unforeseen expenses. i
can tell you the percents of   
the money, that each compo will
receive, -if- there is enough  
entries. if there is not enough
entries, we will use some of   
the money in other competitions
but if you e.g had a demo      
finished, and release it at sm 
anyway, you will get some      
recompense, never fear..       
                               
amiga demo:     50             
amiga intro:    25             
amiga 4channel: 12             
amiga graphics: 12             
                               
[harrhaarr. we will keep one   
percent of our own money for   
ourselves, maybe.. boy are we  
capitalistic..]                
                               
raytracing, multichannel and   
surprise compos will get from  
another pool of ressources,    
that we have ready. You will   
not be disappointed though [or 
you will get your entrancefee  
back. hahah]...                
                               
and yes, i think that even if  
we manage to win some more     
competitions before the next sm
the next sm will feature       
entrancefees. this is just a   
commercial trick to get you to 
attend now, and next year, we  
will have an entrancefee of 400
 dkr per person per day [then  
again.. maybe not..]           
                               
   that is it, that is all     
   now attend, damn you...     
                               
                               



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