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HERE IS THE CREDITS FOR THIS GREAT
MUZIK DISK:
CODING: MR. X AND THE UNTOUCHABLE.
MUSIC: THE GUNNER *WERDER UP YOUR ASS*
REST OF THE MUSIC WAS MADE BY
BLACK DEMON OF FIRE AND ICE
(Hope ya will join uz)
GFX: MR. X.
HERE COMEZ DA MEMBERLIZT:
THE GUNNER: MUZIK, CO-ORG AND SWAPPER.
MR. X: CODER, ORG, GFX, AND SWAPPER.
THE UNTOUCHABLE: CODER AND GFX.
ECCO: CODER, GFX AND SWAPPER.
RED STRIKER: GFX.
TIGER: GFX AND SWAPPER.
AND NOW ITS TIME FOR SOME GREETS
IN ALPHABETIC ORDER:
ACTIVE OF ROLEX.
AXE OF TWIST.
BLACK DEMON OF FIRE AND ICE.
BLUEBIRD OF PMC.
CANDYMAN.
CYBORG.
DR. BLITZ OF TFF.
DR. FRANKENSTEIN.
DR. PIMPLEASS.
DR. POOP OF BLACK JACK.
FAT MAN.
GOOFY OF 9th ILLUSION.
GIGABYTE OF FIRESTAR.
HEATSEEKER.
JINX OF UNLIMITED.
LE CHIEN.
MARLBORO MAN.
MICKEY OF THE WAVE.
MORTEN LARSEN.
MR. KING OF ANALOG.
PINNHEAD.
PURPLE HAZE OF ICE.
RIPPER.
SADMAN OF TALENT.
SAND MAN.
SIDEWINDER OF ANCIENT.
SPERMINATOR OF MAGIC GUILD.
SPLATTER OF ACME DEZIGN.
SPUR.
THE CREATURE.
THE HITCHER OF ANGELICA.
THE ICE MAN.
THE WANK-MAN.
THORBJORN INGEBRETSEN.
THUNDERBIRD.
TOFFA.
WOOD HEAD.
X-TRACKER OF CINTEX.
AND ALL OF YOU CRAZY DUDES
WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE FORGOTTEN!!!
2 CONTACT US WRITE TO:
THE GUNNER
LIAVEIEN 29
3058 SOLBERGMOEN
NORWAY.
ILLEGAL AND LEGAL STUFF
AGA PREFERD
LONG LETTERZZ
AND TO JOIN.
MR. X
TUNVOLLVEIEN 3
3057 SOLBERGELVA
NORWAY.
NEW STUFF PREFERD
LETTER+DISK=ANSWER.
ILLEGAL 1200 WAREZ
ECCO
OLLINGA 29
3057 SOLBERGELVA
NORWAY.
FOR ANY AMOS CODING REASON
THE UNTOUCHABLE
SANDVOLLEN 23
3058 SOLBERGMOEN
NORWAY.
AGA SWAPPING.
FOR ANY GFX REASON
RED STRIKER
STEGLA 1
3058 SOLBERGMOEN
NORWAY.
FOR ANY GFX REASON
TIGER
NEPTUNVEIEN 21
3055 KROKSTADELVA
NORWAY.
ILLEGAL AND LEGAL STUFF
You got it, you can't stop it, the feeling you get from a COKA
COLA, you cant beat the REAL THING. Well as you see am I a fan of
the best drink created. Not that puke they call Pepsi cola (PUKE)
I have been recieving treath calls from the Gunner who sais I
have to write more than two pages of text for this scrolly
I must congratulat you if you manage to read halfway. So i wonder if
you have read MR.X scroltext yet. After what I have heard has he
written a FAG story, he is obsessed of them, I wonder why (HA HA)
As you maybe have seen at the credits, I am a AMOS Coder. I have tried
to start assembling, but IT IS SO BORING. Well you get ULTRA fast
demos but you have to write fivethousandsixhundredandsixstyseven times
twenty lines, just to get started, I have only made one program that I
undertsand in assembler. it is so sophisticated that it monitors your
hand, and checks if it get so close to the left mouse button that you
trigger it, then it jumps out of the loop and lets you continue with
what you were doing!!!!!!!!!!!. Well I got a compllaint about our last
wanktro (HOPE YOU'VE SEEN IT!). A person said that I had to do something
with the first few seconds (were you see the lousy Amos default screen)
Well i do agree, but when the code began to look pretty finished, did
I have the whole group after me screaming to me to get finished. So I
had to compile it before I got to take one last check of the program.
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAVE AMOS PRO COPILLER AND/OR AMOS 3D
WHICH WORKS ON AN A1200. I would like to take a look on it before I
consider to buy it.(my adress is almost at the end of the top text.
Well i am beginning to feel a bit tired of writing so i have to improvise
a bit....... Once upon a time on a field there was a large sheep called BUSH
This sheep was so big that it ruled over the whole field. But nobody
saw it clear, because it gave it orders trough a socalled independent
farmer called UN(FN in Norway). well as time went by, did a small sheep
which name was Kuwait get attacked by a bigger sheep called SADDAM, BUSH
which got some breeding help from Kuwait, got permission from UN to kill
SADDAM, but he(I call the sheeps he from nowon) didnt manage it, he
just wounded him so badly that he couldnt keep kuwait anymore. BUSH
breeded happily ever after until a new sheep entered the field!!!!.
the sheep was called CLINTON, and he was much younger than Bush.
Clinton defeated bush in a quick strike. BUT terror did again reach
our great field. A sheep called Yugoslavia got kids, she died right after
the birth of two new baby sheeps called SERBIA and BOSNIA. they were wery
hstile against eachoder, and they started to fight. CLINTON got information
and advise to stop the deadly fight, and CLINTON was capable of this, but
he didn't do anything, the other sheeps on the field didn't understand why
CLINTON did'nt do anything. Only a few knew that he didnt have any use
for this sheep, so this is different from Kuwait which had much of the
responsibility of the breeding. But SERBIA and BOSNIA just had a small
and noneresourceful teritory of the field. Clinton just watched the fight
attempting to look serious and that he was about to do something..........
............ This is a neverending story, and if you havent lived in a
Chineese prison the last few years will you maybe discover the comparison
of the present world situation, in an extremely big scale. Will humanity
ever live trough a minute without a war somewere in the world. Well I
dont think so, but I hope. Humans are controlled by greed and when we are
controlled by that, can't we live in peace. Well over to something more
fun. I have just got my hands on the flight path of an average JAS 39
Viggen. lets have a look at what it sais...:
TURN ON ENGINES
TAKE OFF AT 75% THRUST
INCREASE THRUST TO 100% FIFTEEN MILES FROM STOCKHOLM
ALLTITUDE SHOULD BE AT 1500 FT
AS YOU APPROACH THE CITY DECREASE THRUST TO 80%
TRY TO TAKE AIM AT A RIVER.
TURN OF ALL ENGINES TO ENTER A STALL
:-( EJECT )-:
At the final page there were some hints to make the chrash seem out of
the pilots hands, I thought all you fly freaks should see this one:
TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF OUR PILOTS AT AN HEERING DO WE ADVISE PILOTS TO
STICK A SCREWDRIVER INTO THE ELECTRONIC STEERINGDEVICE SO THAT WE
CAN BLAME THE CRASH ON AN ELECTRONIC FAULT.
(I STRONGLY ADVISE NON PILOTS NOT TO TRY THIS AT HOME)
Well I am still sittin' here and writing stuff for you to read.
I have to congratulate my selves because this is the first text
in many months I have written wich doesn't contain more than one
language. Usually is 3-4 involved. I would like to thank COKA COLA, FREIA
GENESIS, HADAWAY, COMMODORE, DMZ, MAXELL, GVP, CONNER, STAR, NO-NAME,
MEDIA-BOX, PANASONIC, FRANSOIZ LIONET(?), FISHER, TOM CLANCY, SONY,
MERIDA, MY BIKES THIEF, ROCTEC, USA, LAURITZEN, SPACE WORLD AND NO-BODY
that I have forgotten. WELL I DONT HAVE THE SPIRIT TOWRITE ANYMORE SO
CHOOSE ANOTHER MEMBER.......BYE-BYE................
Yo fans out there thiz is Team Extremes best and coolest guy writing
This scrolly wont bee to long coz i dont fukin know what to write in
a scrolly. Wel have ya read The untoucheable and The Gunners scrolly
if not then DONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And to ya dudes that think Pepsi is puke GO FUCK YOUR GRANDMAMA
YA FAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!! And now over to my extreme lame
story hope ya hate it!! (i doo)
Once upon a time it was a lame guy named Ecco, he was so horny that he wanked
ewery day coz he dident get any pussy coz he looked like he was
borned out hes fathers ass. So when we other cool guys fucked
sexy bitches like Cindy he began to fuck the neibours cats.
One day he was out fuckin cats he meet Endre who is a ugly
fucked up bastard witch was sitting in the street wanking and licking
up his sperm. Then Ecco came up whit the grait idea why not
ass fuck endre, that must bee much better than fuckin cats.
So they began to assfuck eatch other day in and day out until
endres dick was crapt coz all the ass fuckin, Then Ecco came up
with another cool idea why not fuck a Horse so he went strait
to the nearest stable and began to put the horse dick in his
ass but what he dident think about was that a horse sperms
two or three liters at the time so when it went for the horse
it blown up Ecco like a baloon so now we all dont have to
live whit the fear of beeing taken in the ass by Ecco.
The point of thiz scrolly is if ya became a animalfucker or
a fagget then go kill your self ya stupid motherfucker!!!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So ya are sitting there and thinking that this was a extremly
LAME storry but i dident have mutch time coz the other members
presured me to work fast. Wel so ower to my slogan: BE A HERO
BE A MAN JOIN TEAM EXTREME AS A FAN!!! So if ya think ya are
crazy enough to swapp whit mee Then write now or be a jerk
for the rest of your life!!! Here is my fuckin adress:
Mr. X. OF TEAM EXTREME TUNVOLLVEIEN 3 3057 SOLBERGELVA NORWAY!
NO FUCKIN LAMERS!!! ThAtS aLl FoLkS..........................
Hi there it's Red Striker writing!!!!( I won't write too long, just to
protect you from reading all this shit!) As a boring start I can tell
about how I started my computer career. About seven or eight years ago
I bought a MSX( a dreadful machine ) and soon I got bored of it. I had only
two games, but that was enough. Well it took a while before I bought my next
machine a C64!!!!! Meanwhile I was playing at my friends machines.
I was only buying games not copying, how stupid!!!! Now I've got an
Amiga 500 and I haven't bought a game for years.... I am now considering
to buy an AMIGA 1200, because that's a much better machine!! I am a GFX'er,
but not a hard working one.... Not a good scrolltext-writer either as you
might have recogniced!!!!!!!
Testing 1.....testing 2.....Am i on?.....No......im out...
.no in...what....in...Team Extreme's Muzik Disko....Weahhhh
Okay....Eh Hello...I am proud to present a new product from Team Extreme
It is 2 months old...It have never been released,but what the
heck i am pissed tired.Yes indeed i am i am always sitting
up in the late nights and copying disks to my contacts
while i am making scrolls,letters and some muzik if i feel for it
My work in Team Extreme is many things.Oh you dom't know
our spesial word or phrases.The new Gore Generation..Nice Eh..
Playmo Rulez,Car Rulez,Disk Rulez,Food Rulez,Sex Rulez and dont
forget the most important thing School Rulez.I am NOT a big
Light in school if ya think so.Fuck Computers!!!!
Coca Rulez,We love Pepsi Dont we Untouchable,Yes!!!
Okay i am not going to tell ya lots of uninterested thing ,but
here we go........Story.....One day after school Tiger and
BazookaTAC was wanking.They had a competition who it went first
They wank and wank until BazookaTAC said to Tiger:I want to take you in your ass
Okay said Tiger..,but only if ya take me in a supermarket while
the video film Donald Duck and co goes in the Videoroom.
WOOOOOW WHAT A GREAT THOUGTH YA HAD THERE BAZOO SAID
...........The next day Bazo and Tiger was shaping up their
things.Bazo was smearing his dick with Banana masses,but Tiger was
Not in a good Humor..He was Putting Oranges in His ass!!!
Off they go,but Tiger walked on a very strange way.Hmmmm.What
had happend to Tiger? Was he ill? Is he Dying? No it is Oranges Rulez!!
Finally they were there, first they went into the Porno Store
Driven by The Untouchable.What????
Bazo was shaping up his big 4 Centimeters long Dick.Wowwwww
said a voice .That was ofcourse The Untouchable with his
magazines.He was good at telling which Mags was good and
what was bad.Suddenly a loud scream appeard.It was Tiger!!!
He was Shooting Oranges on little children with his ass.
Suddenly the film started.Bazo and Tiger jumped upon
eachother and started to......Comercial break.........
No,No,NO,NO,NO..part 2...They had a slight problem.
They had to get a Knife..What For?To cut up the orange in Tigers
ass ,because bazo couldnt stick it in.Bazos Dick had no power.
Suddenly a Mr.x came through the door.Fuck ya all gore faces.
Booom.Sooot.Bell THE AMOS MAN = Mr.X.Then a boom appeard
it was the.....GREATEST.........Ripper..the man...He shoot
through Bazo's Dick.SHAME ON YA..Ripper Said...
Thiz story happend on a Local Team Extreme Party.(Vel)
Ok das ist all from me over and cut it all out.
Hellu! This is ECCO typing.......I am swapper, coder and graphics artist in
Team Extreme. I am a fokking maniac after 1200 wares(GAMES), so if ya want
to do sum swappin' you can send me a letter. My adress will cum up soon!
So....I hope you enjoy this production, keep looking out for new cool
Team Extreme Releases!!!!!! My adress is.....ECCO......O L L I N G A 2 9.......
3 0 5 7 S O L B E R G E L V A.......N O R W A Y......O.K. that's it! Ecco is
signing offffffffffffffff.............
YOOOO!!!!! TIGER HERE AT THE KEYS. THIS IS MY FIRST RELEASE WITH TEAM
EXTREME SO I WILL JUST WRITE A FEW WORDS BEFORE I LEAVE. I'M REALLY
NOT SO FOND OF WRITING SCROLLIES, BUT SINCE I HAVE TO, I WRITE.
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE NOW AND I'M IN A HURRY TO GET TO MR.X SO
WE CAN RELEACE THIS DISK SOON, SO I'LL JUST SEND SOME GREETS TO MY
CONTACTS, FRIENDS AND ALL OTHER WHO ARE READING THIS.
(IF YOU'RE NOT BORED TO DEATH) AND SIGNING OFF SO
THIS SCROLLY CAN GO ON WITH THE NEXT COOL GUY WRITING......TIGER'93
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