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* JEE. WE ARE BACK *
* AFTER A HUGE DELAY *
* OF 3 DAYS!!! *
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* LIMBO IS HERE TO *
* PRESENT -EIGHTEEN- *
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* (PART 2 OF OUR *
* BIRTHDAY TRILOGY!) *
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OF COURSE MADE FOR
INFORMING EVERYBODY THAT
HURU-UKKO IS NOT A
CHILD ANYMORE. HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO HIM ON
8-JUN-94!!
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* THE CREDITS: *
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* MUSIC......HURU-UKKO *
* CODING.........ELVIS *
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* THERE'S NO GRAPHICS, *
* ONLY THE DESIGN! *
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HOW-TO-SET-UP-A-TENT:
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1.TAKE THE MAGNIFYING
GLASS OFF FROM YOUR
LITTLE SISTER.
2.GIVE HER MATCHES.
3.WATCH HER SET THE
GRASS ON FIRE.
4.WAIT FOR HER TO ASK
HELP.
5.HELP HER.
6.TELL HER THAT THE
TENT IS BROKEN.
7.GIVE UP.
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE
* EIGHTEEN *
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- ONE CAN DRIVE TO THE
COUNTRYSIDE
- ONE CAN BUY TOBACCO
- ONE CAN BUY BEER
- ONE GETS TO EAT CAKE
- ONE CAN GO TO JAIL
- ONE CAN GET A CREDIT
CARD
.. FEELS JUST FINE ..
PERHAPS GREIPPI HAS
SOMETHING AGAINST THIS
BIRTHDAY-TRILOGY OF
OURS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T
SEEM TO BE AROUND EVERY
TIME WE'RE WORKING ON
ONE EPISODE.
AT THE MOMENT HE DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS
PROJECT! AND TWO DAYS
BEFORE THE RELEASE DATE
ELVIS REALIZED THAT HE
HAS TO CODE SOMETHING.
COMMENTS ON H.T.K.H.
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DEETSAY/INSANE SAYS:
"SE HINDUN T.K.H. OLI
AIVAN SAIRRRRAAAAAAN
SIISTI! SENKIN ELIITTI!"
ZOMBIE/INSANE: "N]TTI!!"
WE WON'T PUBLISH WHAT
LEGEND/PARALLAX SAID
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T EVEN
REMEMBER THE NAME RIGHT.
SAVON LISTA
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PARAS MAAJUSSI:
1. GREIPPI/LIMBO
PARAS HEIN]HATTU:
1. GREIPPI/LIMBO
PARAS JYV]JEMMARI:
1. GREIPPI/LIMBO
PARAS TRAKTORIPIRU:
1. GREIPPI/LIMBO
PARAS PELTOELVIS (!):
1. GREIPPI/LIMBO
(2 VOTERS. GUESS WHO?)
HINDUN TIE
KEHDOSTA HAUTAAN
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* SYNTYM]
* OPISKELU BRAHMANIN
JOHDOLLA
* KODIN JA PERHEEN
PERUSTAMINEN JA
EL]TT]MINEN
* VET]YTYMINEN ERAKOXI
* KIERTELY SADHUNA
(* KUOLEMA)
* POLTTOHAUTAUS
KASTILAITOS
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R3AL 3LITE
PAPIT
RUHTINAAT
MAANVILJELIJ]T
PALVELIJAT
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KASTITTOMAT
ELVIS JA HURU-UKKO
(LEIKKIMIELINEN KISA:
ARVAA GREIPIN KASTI!)
HYV]T LAITUMET
HEVOSILLE.
PUH 971-XXXXXXX
ELITE ONLY!
BTW, THIS IS -NOT-
ANOTHER GREIPPI-JOKE..
INTERVIEW WITH A.HITLER!
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VOP=VOICE ON THE PHONE
E&H=ELVIS AND HURU
VOP: HALLO?
E&H: ONXE ADOLF KOTONA?
VOP: SPRECHEN SIE
DEUTSCH?
E&H: OSSOOTKO SIE
HUASTOO SAVVOO?
VOP: KLIK...
E&H: VITUN ELITE!
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HEI
HEI.
($OURCES 4 $ALE BTW)