Eighteen Birthday Part 2/3
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*   JEE. WE ARE BACK   *
*  AFTER A HUGE DELAY  *
*     OF 3 DAYS!!!     *
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*   LIMBO IS HERE TO   *
*  PRESENT -EIGHTEEN-  *
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*    (PART 2 OF OUR    *
*  BIRTHDAY TRILOGY!)  *
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   OF COURSE MADE FOR   
INFORMING EVERYBODY THAT
   HURU-UKKO IS NOT A   
  CHILD ANYMORE. HAPPY  
   BIRTHDAY TO HIM ON   
       8-JUN-94!!       
                        
                        
                        
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*     THE CREDITS:     *
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* MUSIC......HURU-UKKO *
* CODING.........ELVIS *
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* THERE'S NO GRAPHICS, *
*   ONLY THE DESIGN!   *
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  HOW-TO-SET-UP-A-TENT: 
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  1.TAKE THE MAGNIFYING 
    GLASS OFF FROM YOUR 
    LITTLE SISTER.      
  2.GIVE HER MATCHES.   
  3.WATCH HER SET THE   
    GRASS ON FIRE.      
  4.WAIT FOR HER TO ASK 
    HELP.               
  5.HELP HER.           
  6.TELL HER THAT THE   
    TENT IS BROKEN.     
  7.GIVE UP.            
 WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE  
      * EIGHTEEN *      
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 - ONE CAN DRIVE TO THE 
   COUNTRYSIDE          
 - ONE CAN BUY TOBACCO  
 - ONE CAN BUY BEER     
 - ONE GETS TO EAT CAKE 
 - ONE CAN GO TO JAIL   
 - ONE CAN GET A CREDIT 
   CARD                 
                        
  .. FEELS JUST FINE .. 
   PERHAPS GREIPPI HAS  
 SOMETHING AGAINST THIS 
   BIRTHDAY-TRILOGY OF  
 OURS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T
 SEEM TO BE AROUND EVERY
 TIME WE'RE WORKING ON  
 ONE EPISODE.           
                        
AT THE MOMENT HE DOESN'T
  EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS  
 PROJECT! AND TWO DAYS  
 BEFORE THE RELEASE DATE
 ELVIS REALIZED THAT HE 
 HAS TO CODE SOMETHING. 
  COMMENTS ON H.T.K.H.  
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  DEETSAY/INSANE SAYS:  
 "SE HINDUN T.K.H. OLI  
  AIVAN SAIRRRRAAAAAAN  
SIISTI! SENKIN ELIITTI!"
                        
ZOMBIE/INSANE: "N]TTI!!"
                        
 WE WON'T PUBLISH WHAT  
  LEGEND/PARALLAX SAID  
 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T EVEN 
REMEMBER THE NAME RIGHT.
      SAVON LISTA       
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 PARAS MAAJUSSI:        
       1. GREIPPI/LIMBO 
 PARAS HEIN]HATTU:      
       1. GREIPPI/LIMBO 
 PARAS JYV]JEMMARI:     
       1. GREIPPI/LIMBO 
 PARAS TRAKTORIPIRU:    
       1. GREIPPI/LIMBO 
 PARAS PELTOELVIS (!):  
       1. GREIPPI/LIMBO 
                        
 (2 VOTERS. GUESS WHO?) 
       HINDUN TIE       
    KEHDOSTA HAUTAAN    
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 * SYNTYM]              
 * OPISKELU BRAHMANIN   
   JOHDOLLA             
 * KODIN JA PERHEEN     
   PERUSTAMINEN JA      
   EL]TT]MINEN          
 * VET]YTYMINEN ERAKOXI 
 * KIERTELY SADHUNA     
(* KUOLEMA)             
 * POLTTOHAUTAUS        
      KASTILAITOS       
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       R3AL 3LITE       
          PAPIT         
        RUHTINAAT       
     MAANVILJELIJ]T     
       PALVELIJAT       
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       KASTITTOMAT      
   ELVIS JA HURU-UKKO   
                        
  (LEIKKIMIELINEN KISA: 
  ARVAA GREIPIN KASTI!) 
                        
     HYV]T LAITUMET     
       HEVOSILLE.       
    PUH 971-XXXXXXX     
                        
                        
      ELITE ONLY!       
                        
                        
                        
                        
   BTW, THIS IS -NOT-   
 ANOTHER GREIPPI-JOKE.. 
                        
INTERVIEW WITH A.HITLER!
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 VOP=VOICE ON THE PHONE 
 E&H=ELVIS AND HURU     
                        
 VOP: HALLO?            
 E&H: ONXE ADOLF KOTONA?
 VOP: SPRECHEN SIE      
      DEUTSCH?          
 E&H: OSSOOTKO SIE      
      HUASTOO SAVVOO?   
 VOP: KLIK...           
 E&H: VITUN ELITE!      
                        
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        HEI             
            HEI.        
                        
                        
                        
                        
                        
                        
  ($OURCES 4 $ALE BTW)