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..........YES YOU GUESSED RIGHT...............THIS IS THE DIGITAL FORCE WITH ODE TO RAMON PART II......JUST A FAST PIECE DUE TO THE LACK OF TIME.......AND WE WANTED TO RELEASE SOMETHING ON THE POWERSLAVES-ALPHAFLIGHT-VISION FACTORY PARTY.... SO...... HERE IT IS ODE TO RAMON 2 OR 'RETURN OF THE RAPMAKNIACS' .............BUT YOU CAN BE LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING A COPY OF ODE TO RAMON PART III....WITH SOME MORE PROGRAMMING SKILL, BECAUSE THIS IS MORE A COURBOIS DEMO.........THIS SCROLLER HAS BEEN WRITTEN BY MODEM......JOREON SITS ALONE AND ON THE OTHER SIDE THERE ARE SOME NICE (?) PEOPLE WHO ARE EAGERLY AWAITING THEIR TURN .... THEIR NAMES ARE : ZAPPER (OR ALSO CALLED ZPOA!),RAMON (OFCOURSE!), HEINSTEIN (NOT OFCOURSE!), RAYNOR (THE FAMOUS ONE), ARSEPANTS (THE UNFAMOUS ONE). ......WELL WE WILL TRY TO AMUSE YOU........ FIRST WE WILL GIVE YOU THE ABNORMAL ENGLISH SPEAKIN' ZPOA (OR ZAPPER)......THIS IS BECAUSE HE HAS LOTS OF ENERGY IN THE BEGINNING.......WELL, WE OPEN HIS CAGE NOW, SO WATCH OUT, HEEEEERE IIIIIIIS....ZAPPER............YES PIIEPEL! HERE'S THE ZAPPER. WHO IS HE? (WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, OR EVEN BETTER, LET MY FRIENDS DO THAT FOR ME LET'S SEE WHAT THEIR COMMENT IS.....HERE THEY ARE, IN UNRANKED ORDER: (RAMON:) A LAMER, A COCKSUCKER, NONONO, HE'S QUITE A NICE GUY. THAT'S IT!!! (HEINSTEIN:) ZAPPER?!?! BRAWOEGLPMAGLOELP !(RAAYNOR:) HE'S A LITTLE FAGGOT, AND SO AM I SO WE DO LOTS OF GOOD STUFF TOGETHER (ONLY KIDDING ITS ARSEPANTS WHO KISSIES ASSES!)   (ARSEPANTS:)  MO IS IT A ZPOA? IS IT A ZAPPER? NO, IT'S A DERDEHANDS METIN...! (JOREON:) WELL, AS I  HAVE READ AL THOSE COMMENTS I SHOULD GIVE A RATHER POSITIV COMMENT NOT TO MAKE ZPOA CRY !....WELL....AS HE IS A SOOOO GOOOOOD FRIEND (WHICH DOES MJAMJAMJA WHEN HE SLEEPS....) BUT ANYWAY YOU CAN LAUGH WITH HIM (MOST OF THE TIME...NOT WHEN HE SLEEPS!).....AND.......AND WELL I HAVE NOW BECOME CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT THOSE 'FRIENDS' HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE THEME : JOREON........(METIN THE ZAPPER:) HEH HEH... WELL, AFTER WIPING AWAY THOSE TEARS OF JOY I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM TOUCHED AND WANT TO SAY MY WORD BACK ... FIRST JOREON: YERR. HE'S OKAY. WELL, ERR, HE'S VERY OKAY... AS A MATTER OF FACT HE'S THE ULTIMATE PRESIDENT OF THE D.F.I...!!! THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY AND HERE ARE THE OTHER GUYZ... (RAYNOR:)( WELL I MUST SAY I WAS A BIT SCEPTICAL ABOUT THAT BIG GRIN ON JOREONS FACE WHEN I MENTIONED SIDMON BUT HE HAS PROVEN TO BE A REAL REAL REAL LAMER OVER THE YEARS AND HE HAS TO WAIT FOR THE ORIGINAL !!! (ARSEPANTS:) PINK AND GREY?  YECH! HE CAN WRITE NICE ARTICLES, BUT I AM AFRAID THAT I AM BETTER...!  ANYWAY, HE IS A CAMOUFLAGED LAMER, BUT IS OKIDOKI AS FOR ME! (RAMON:) JOREON IS A VERY UNPATIENT GUY... ONCE METIN AND I WWERE ABOUT TO GO TO A COPY-PARTY. HE ONLY WAITED TWO HOURS FOR US IN HIS CAR IN THE BURNING SUN! SHAME!!! (HEINSTEIN:)  JOREONN?!? GRALAWOELALPMAGLOELALP (OR GNIZGNAZGNOZZEL OUWE MOZZEL).......(JOREON:)....WELL I HAD NO IDEA THAT I AM SO ADMIRABLE ..... BUT TO AVOID MORE TRUE REMARKS WE ARE NOW TO GIVE OUR REMARKS ON HEINSTEIN ......(JOREON:) WELL HE IS A RATHER ABNORMAL PERSON, BUT THAT IS NORMAL IN DIGITAL FORCE.....SO WE CAN SAY HE IS NORMAL (CAN WE?) HE IS RATHER LAZY (AND I THINK HE IS PROUD OF IT!)   (ZAPPEY:) HEINSTEIN? WELL... ERR... HE'S QUITE OKAY, THAT IS IF YOU KNOW HIM AS WELL AS I DO (FOR YEARS, NOW). HE CAN CODE QUITE WELL TOO, IF HE'S NOT TOO LAZY (AS ALWAYS). HE HAS A VERY TYPICAL SENSE OF HUMOUR, BUT ONE CAN EVENTUALLY GET USED TO THAT IF ONE TRIES. (ARSEPANTS:) HE ISVERY CONCEITED. THINKS HE IS A GOD OR SOMETHING. CAN'T TAKE A JOKE AND IS OVERREACTING, BY HITTING ME! FOOL! (JOREON:) WELL JOREON BACK AGAIN.....I LIKE HITTING, BUT ONLY THE COURBOIS BROTHERS...AND NOW SOMETHING SCOMPLETELY DIFFERENT : OUR OPINION ABOUT RUTGER.......FIRST JOREON : WHO, I DON'T KNOW ANY RUTGER ANYMORE !!!!!...(ZPOA:) IK HIER... RUTGER... WELL, THE BIG FIGHT IS OVER. BUT ERR... I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THE CHARACTER. HE WILL ALWAYS STAY A ROTZOWA (TM) (C) (R) INC.,LTD. (AND NOTHING MORE!) ... (HEINSTEIN:) BRAWAQGWSKOTS (WAIT CLEANING UP THE PUKE) I THINK THE SONG ON THIS DISK SPEAKS FOR ITS OWN ....... (RAYNOR SARDICK:) OKAY RUTGER IS A REAL LAME GW-BASIC PROGGER  ...HERE'S A LITTLE  QUOTE OF ONE OF HIS PROGGELS   10 PRINT 'RUTGER IS DE BESTE '   20 PRINT ' I MASTURBATE WITH TWO FINGERS UNDER THE SHOWER'   30 PRINT 'BUT NNO FLUID ARRIVES(SHIT)'      40 GOTO 10       50 REM PROGRAMMED BY RUTGER THE BEST!!           FOR THIS PROGRAMM HE GOT 2.50 GUILDERS FROM HIS MOTHER!  BECAUSE HE'S HER LITTLE PROGGER      (ARSEPANTS:) NHE NEVER LOOSES HIS TRICKS... HE IS A LITTLE SON OF AA DITCH (=DICK + BITCH)......AND HE WILL ALWAYS REMAIN THE SAME SNEAK THAT HE HAS BECOME...! .......ALLRIGHT AFTER THIS WE MIGHT HAVE SOME MORE FRIENDLY WORDS FOR OUR LEGANDARY (?) PROGG-FRIEND RAYNOR. AND OUR OTHER GOOD NON-PROGGING FRIEND ARSEPANTS .............(JOREON:) WELL WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THAT GOOD OLD CHAP RAYNOR (SLIME!) HE IS JUST THE BEST PROGGER I KNOW AND THE ONLY GUY WHO MANAGES TO EAT A BARREL OF PEANUT-BUTTER.....AND ABOUT ARSEPANTS...PLEASE DON'T BURP ANYMORE IN MY EAR, WHEN I AM WATCHING AN INTERESTING MOVIE (HP!)......BYD....(ZPOA:) I WILL TAKE OVER FOR RAMON FROM NOW ON, 'CAUSE OUR RAMON THE SOUNDMASTURBATOR HAS GONE TO THE SANDMAN. ERR... ABOUT RAYNOR... WHAT CAN WE SAY... HE'S JUST OUR BEST FRIEND AND ACCEPTED US AS WE WERE AND NOW WE ARE THE MOST POWERFUL TEAM EVER CREATED BY MANKIND, TOGETHER WITH OUR OTHER MEGA-PAL TUGGIE EGG!!! THAT'S ALL ABOUT RINNY. OVER TO ARSEPANTS, ALSO KNOWN AS ARSY OR PANTS (RAYNOR:) WHAT I SAY IS THAT RAYNOR IS A REALLY FINE GUY AND THE BEST PROGGER AROUND. HE IS A GUY WHHO MOST OF THE TIME DOESN'T GET THE FULL APPRECIATION HE DESERVES (HUM..ED) AND HE'S A VERY MODEST GUY.  ABOUT ARSEPANTS IS ONE WORD ENOUGH .... HE'S A FRIEND! NONONO I'M NOT A SISSY!   .... WELL JOREON HERE AGAIN..........NOW OUR OPINION ABOUT WOTAN, ALSO KNOWN AS DON WOEAN........SHIT MAN,WE FORGOT OUR PROGGER HS TO GIVE HIS OPINION ABOUT RINNY AND ARSEPANTS....BUT WHO CARES ????? OVER TO WOTAN AS A COMPENSATION HEINSTEIN MAY GO FIRST........(HEINSTEIN:) MNALGAFLASWOPYGNOFFELGLAGWERULP , YEAH I WAS THE FIRST TO SAY SOMETHIN' ABOUT DON WOEAN (RAYNOR AND ARSE ARE LUCKY THIS TIME ....).....(JOREON:) WELL, HE IS A GOOD GFX ARTIST BUT HE IS JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER DFI MEMBERS A LITTLE BIT LAZY....SOMETIMES EVEN NOT A LITTLE BIT, BUT A LITTLE MBYTE ......AND HE SHOULD REALLY GIVE ME SOME MORE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS RED ROSES AND KISSES GREETINX LIST !!.....(RAYNOREON:) I AM AT THIS MOMENT BUSY SMELLING MY OWN FAMOUS FARTS, BUT WOTAN SEEMS A REASONABLE DUDE AND IF YOU WANNA TOUCH HIM IN REAL FULL TECHNICOLOR 3D WAIT FOR SATURDAY AT THE FAMOUS PARTY!! (ZAPPER: HWH) W IK WELL, WOTAN IS A NICE GUY IN HIS LETTERS AND SEEMS A WISE GUY IN REAL LIFE, WITH HIS GIANT KISS-LIST TO AALL HIS SWISS MISSES AND (JOREON SAYS : I THINK HE BUYS THEM!) METIN SAYS: PROBABLY. O.K. HERE'S ARSY ABOUT HIS OLD MATE WOTY BABY: HMY DEAR JANN! MY GRAPHIC ARTIST! YHE IS A REAL PAL AND CAN DRAW....NOT NORMAL ANYMORE...!...WELL JOREON HERE.......WE WILL SEE IF WOTAN IS A NICE GUY...........OH YEAH,PRESS -DEL- AND -HELP- FOR LED ,IF YOU WANT A DIFFERENT SCROLL YOU CAN PRESS 1-71 (THIS SCROLL, SUCKER!) -2 (GREETINX SCROLLER) -3 (RAP INFOSCROLLER) -4 WOTAN SCROLLER -5 ZPOA PRIVATE SCROLL -6 HEINSTEIN PRIVATE SCROLL -7 JOREON'S PUBLIC SCROLL.......WELL, WE WILL DO RIAYNORS PRIVATE SCROLL IN THIS ONE .... KISSES TO : CALVE (FOR MAKING PAEANUTBUTTER) , ALL MEMBERS OF THE DFI (WHERE I'M NOT A MEMBER OF (NOT YET))WHO WERE ALL SO KIND TO ME (SLEBBERSLIJMSSSSAAAUUUSSS) (RAYNOR DOESN'T WANT TO BE A MEMBER!!! ED.)...... (WAIT TILL SATURDAY WHERE RINOOR WILL DRIVE IN WOTANS PRIVATE POOPMOBILE. WITH ALL THE 30 CHICKS!!  N(JOREON:) WELL MAYBE YOU CAN GET ONE (WHICH WOTAN FINISHED ALREADY!)....WELL, THIS IS THE END OF THE SCROLLER............ I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS...........(YOU PROBABLY HAVE!).....................THE END...............................

WELL, YOU FINALLY FOUND THE GREETINX SCROLL...........I THINK WE MUST QUIT SENDING THOSE PEACE-PIGEONS, BECAUSE THEY ARE SOO EXPENSIVE, BECAUSE OF SMOG, ONLY TEN PERCENT RETURNS.......I THINK WE SHOULD BUY SOME SPARROWS...FIRST BECAUSE THEY ARE CHEAPER TO BUY AND SECOND BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT SO BIG, SO THEY EAT LESS (CHEAPER!) AND  THIRD BECAUSE THEY WILL SURVIVE IN CASE OF HEAVY SMOG !....FOR THE FUCKINGS WE WILL TRAIN SOME FALCONS IN KILLING !......BUT NOW THE GOLDEN EGG SPARROWS TO THE FOLLOWING COOL DUDES : HAREK.....THE WEB INC.....JUNGLE COMMAND.....POWERSLAVES.....ZYZTM.....FREESTYLER.....YOKOSOFT.....TTA.....HEADWAVE.....MORRIS.....WWE (TDJ + MAP).....RINOOR.....TUG.....ALLIANCE.....ASSPANTS.....BLAKE C.....JR. E.....SYSTEM Z.....SS70-MAN.....DUTCH-CRACK.....THE RULING COMPANY.....MA'TJO.....LEN.............THE TRAINED-TO-KILL WARFALCONS GO TO : TECHNOFORCE,HANS ATEMA,ARNOLD........................  HOWDY! SPEAKIN' TO YOUR PERSON ARE HERE: METIN THE ZAPPER, RAMON THE SOUNDMASTER AND RUUD THE MECHANIC AND WE PRESENT YOU THE MUSIC INFO SCROLLY...    THE CHICKSONG WAS A JOINT PRODUCTION OF THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE: RAMON, METIN, ESTHER AND MARJON (THE LAST TWO ARE THE FEMALE SPECIES WHO KEEP US ALIVE 'N' KICKIN'). THE CODENAME CORA RAP WAS A JOINT PRODUCTION OF: RAMON, METIN, DANNY AND CORA (THE LAST ONE IS AGAIN A NICE CHICKY, EXCEPT WHEN SHE'S ANGRY (AS YOU CAN WITNESS IN THE SONG)). THE SOUNDS OF CODENAME CORA WERE RECORDED DURING ONE HELL OF A WORKWEEK IN THE BELGIAN ARDENNES, WITH METIN, ARSEPANTS, DANNY AND OFCOZ CORA! DIGIFANTI IS A JOINT PRODUCTION OF: RAMON, METIN, JOREON, HEINSTEIN, RAYNOR AND TUGGY AND WAS RECORDED DURING ONE HELL (LITERALLY!) OF A NIGHT AT THE MGF/JOY/WWE COPY-PARTY. JOREON MANAGED TO FUCK COURBOIS UP THERE AND THAT WAS OUR INSPIRATION. DOUCH IT IS A JOINT PRODUCTION OF: RAMON, SEBASTIAAN, AND JORIS AND IS BASED ON SALT 'N' PEPA'S PUSH IT. IT CONTAINS SOME DUTCH SLANG (AS IN ALMOST ALL THE RAPS WE MAKE). RUTGER WAS CREATED BY: RAMON, METIN AND ARSEPANTS AND WAS DUE TO A FIGHT WITH THE TECHNO-FORCE'S ROTZOWA, BECAUSE OF SOME REAL SNEAKY BEHAVIOUR OF THAT PERSON! UNIT A(NUS) WAS CREATED BY RAMON AND METIN FOR THE MAGNIFICENT FORCE, BUT THEY NEVER USED IT, SO WE RELEASE IT NOW. THIS MARKS THE END OF THIS MUSIC INFO ................................... .......HUHHHH !!! RAP IT DOWN FREAK !! HERE'S WOTAN OF THE SWISS DIVISION OF THE DIGITAL FORCE AND OVER THERE, QUITE NEXT TO ME ANOTHER BOY (HE DIDN'T ALLOW ME TO WRITE ANYTHING ABOUT HIM SO I WRITE NOTHING ABOUT HIM AND HIS HEADACHE - HE WILL DO IT BY HIMSELF LATER...) - HEY JOREON, I HATE TO ENTER TEXTS WITH SEKA !!!! WHERE'S A TEXTEDITOR ???? FIRST WE PLANNED TO WRITE DOWN OUR HOLLAND GIRL-COMPUTER-TRIP-STORY (OW, WE FORGOT THE CHINA FOOD AND VLA FLIP - WHAT'S THAT ???? YEAH, I MEAN VLA FLIP - IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, JUST TAKE AN EMPTY CUP AND TRY TO SEARCH JOREON'S PLACE - JOREON'S MOTHER WILL DO THE REST...!). NOWBODY KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WRITE, THE CHAOS IS GOING TO BE PERFECT, SO WE WON'T SPEAK ABOUT ROESCHTI AND KNACKERLI AND BASLER LAECKERLI - NOW YOU ARE COMPLETELY CONFUSED - AREN'T YOU ?? (I'M COMFUSED TOO). SO LET'S TRY TO WRITE AGAIN A SCROLLTEXT - NEXT PART IS COMING UP...HUHHH...NOW HEADWAVE (TODAY WITHOUT HEADACHE) IS GOING TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF - NO, NOT ENOUGH TIME FOR THAT - BUT I, WOTAN, WELCOME HEADWAVE TODAY AS A GUEST STAR SCROLLTEXT-WATCHER NEXT TO ME. AT THE MOMENT WE TRY TO WRITE THIS TERRIBLE SCROLLTEXT, BUT IT'S VERY HARD BECAUSE THERE'S SUCH A TERRIBLE, FRIGHT-NIGHTING NOISE NEXT TO US - OH SORRY THAT ISN'T A NOISE - IT'S ONLY JOREON WHO'S SPEAKING DUTCH ON PHONE (ECHZ WINDMUHLE VAN FLIP AECHZ KRAECHZ VELO) !!!! AND NOW IT'S FINALLY TIME TO SEND A LOT OF KISSES TO ALL THESE SUPER MEGA NICE DUTCH GIRLS  ON THEIR BIKES AND TO THE TWO BLONDIES ON THE PARKFIELD YESTERDAY IN VENLO, AND TO THE ONE THERE, THERE AND THERE - HEY JOREON - SHOW ME NOW THAT PICTURE OF YOUR SISTER !! HOP ! NOW A GOOD TIP FOR SWISS PEOPLE (ONLY RENAULT 4 DRIVERS OF COURSE !!) WHO WANT TO GO TO JOREON'S PLACE - I MEAN THAT LITTLE TOWN CALLED KRAECHZ-SCHEISS: IT'S COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A STREET CALLED HOYTEAECHZ-KRAECHZ-WINDMUHLE. SO DO IT AS WE HAVE DONE IT....LOOK OUT FOR TWO GIRLS (ON BIKES OF COURSE) THEN ASK FOR HOYTEAECHZ-KRA... AND THEY WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY (PERHAPS ???) - ONLY PROBLEM WAS THAT CORINNA AND ANEMARIE ALREADY HAD BOYFRIENDS (...BUT DOESN'T MATTER...) !! HEY JOREON - DON'T LOOK SO SHOCKED !! BRING ME FINALLY THAT PICTURE OF YOUR SISTER...! HOP ! HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO CLIMB - I REPEAT CLIMB - A DUTCH STAIR (WENDELTREPPE MARKE TODES-STURZ) ??? I CAN SAY IT'S EASIER TO CLIMB THE MATTERHORN OR MARLEN IN VENLO (AND HER TITS ARE QUITE HIGH...!) !! HEY YOU ! THIS WEEK WE ARE GOING TO AMSTERDAM TOO (LECHZ !!). A FRIEND OF US TOLD US TO GO TO THE BANANA-BAR - HEY JOREON, DON'T FOLLOW THE RED LIGHTS EVERY TIME.... - HUUUUH - JOREON WANTS TO SHOW US THE SEX-MUSEUM (PERHAPS WE WILL FIND THERE TECHNO-FORCE, THE MAN WITH THE SHORTEST DICK...HEHE!) !! HEY JOREON - WHAT ABOUT YOUR SISTER'S PICTURE ??? I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF A WINDMUHLE !! OH WHAT ?? OH, THAT WAS JUST A PICTURE OF TECHNOFORCE...HEHE. PLEASE, HEADWAVE (THE KIND OF LIVING-FORM NEXT TO ME) GIVE ME HEADACHE-PILLS...! HUHHH...AND NOW IT'S TIME TO CHAT AND COPY AND F.. AND SO WE STOP WRITING THAT TEXT - BUT DON'T WORRY - A COMPLETE ADVENTURE SCROLLTEXT (FULL OF LIES AS EVERY-TIME ???) WILL PLEASE YOU IN ODE TO RAMON III - THE RETURN OF THE VLA FLIPS ! AND DON'T FORGET TO HAVE A LOOK (EHH I MEAN A HEAR) TO THE RAP I, WOTAN, AND HEADWAVE AND ALL THE OTHER DIGITAL FORCE MEMBERS (YOU TOO JOREON !!!!) ARE TRYING TO RAP DOWN - AFTER THE FUCK YOUR HORSE AND FUCK YOUR ELEPHANT - NOW WE PRESENT (INSPIRED BY WOTAN AND HEADWAVE) THE FUCK THAT GIRL RAP - SAY HEY, SAY YOU, SAY HEY, SAY MAN - BATMAN (OR FUCKMAN ?). SO THAT'S ALL FOR TONIGHT - AND YOU CAN BE SURE - IF YOU ARE ASLEEP NOW - THEN IT HAD TO BE A SCROLLTEXT OF MINE !! SO TSCHAU ZAEME AND GOODBYE UND RADLED GUET WIETER IR SPITZAE HOLLAENDERINNE !! AND JOREON - DON'T FORGET TO SHOW ME THAT PICTURE - IS THERE EVERYBODY WHO KNOWS INGRID ????? HUHHHHHH - NOW THE SWISS PART HAS FONDUE-CRASHED-DOWN....NOWBODY THINKS THAT SCROLLTEXT FUNNY - SO WHY TO READ IT ??? EVEN JOREON CAN'T SMILE - JUHHHUUUU JOREON - AND HEY YOU - I DON'T MEAN YOU JOREON - NOW I MEAN BLOWFLY AND ZAPPER - DOYOU LIKE SWISS DIALECT ???? HUUUUUHHH !!! THAT'S ALL !! JOREON - PLEASE DELETE THE NEXT LINE, I DON'T KNOW HOW - I HATE SEKA !!! (AND DON'T FORGET THE - NE, NOT THE PICTURE - I MEAN THAT CUP OF COKE I WANT TO DRINK NOW...!) !! HUUUHHHH !!! AND JOREON SAYS HE DOES NOT TAKE ANY RESPONSABILITY FOR THIS ABSOLUTE MAD SCROLLER FROM THE COOL DUDES WOTAN AND HEADWAVE...............................................................  HIYA LADZ! THIS IS A LITTLE PERSONAL SCROLLY BY METIN THE ARCADE ZZZAPPER... YOU CAN MEET RAMON, RAYNOR, TUG AND ME AT THE PCW SHOW IN LONDON IN SEPTEMBER. MAYBE JOREON AND ARSY ARE GOING WITH US, BUT THAT'S NOT FOR SUREYET. IN THE MEAN TIME, IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT THE DIGITAL FORCE FOR SUPERNEW STUFF, GREAT CODINX, GRAFIX AND OFCOZ SOUNDMASTER SOUND.......... YOU CAN'T! HEEH HEEH! O.K... LET'S GET ON WITH IT... RAMON AND RUUD ARE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME, READING NEW MAGAZINES AND WATCHING NEW PORNOS. OH WELL, THEY ARE BOTH STILL VIRGIN I THINK... -BAFF!- OUCH! THAT HURTS! RAMON HIT ME ON MY EYE. ERR... DID ALL YOU A1000 AND OLD A500/A2000 USERS ALREADY REMOVE THAT ROTTEN LOW-PASS FILTER OUT OF YOUR MEAN MACHINE...?! IT REALLY MAKES QUITE A DIFFERENCE! WE'RE LISTENING TO RUNNIN' IN THE FAMILY BY LEVEL 42 AND RAMON HAS JUST RETURNED FROM THE NORTH SEA JAZZ FESTIVAL AND HE ENJOYED IT IMMENSELY. REAL TRAINED EARS KNOW JAZZ IS THE BEST STYLE TO SHOW ONE'S MUSICAL SKILLS. BUT TO STAY IN THE MODERN POPULAR MOOD, RAMON HIMSELF PLAYS JAZZROCK, FUNK, FUSION AND NORMAL ROCK WITH HIS BANDS. HIS FAVOURITE MUSICIANS ARE: ON THE AMIGA: TIM AND MIKE FOLLIN (BIONIC COMMANDO), BEN DAGLISH (DEFLEKTOR) AND IN REAL LIFE: DAVE WECKL, PETER ERSKINE, MICHAEL BRECKER AND THE YELLOWJACKETS. HIS FAVOURITE FEMALE SPECIES ON THIS WORLD ARE: TARA (THE BEAUTY), BEP (HIS MUM), TERRY NIHEN (ONCE A PLAYMATE, NOW AN IDOL). RAMON HATES: INCOMPETENT DRUMMERS WHO THINK THEY'RE GOOD, DRUNKEN WISE-ARSES WHO HANG AROUND OUTSIDE BARS, LONGING FOR A FIGHT. BUT HE LIKES: TARA (OFCOZ!), METIN (OFCOZ!), PLAYING WELL WITH HIS BAND, HIS BROTHER RUUD (FOR DOING MY DISHES EVERY NOW AND THEN! HAHA!). ALL-TIME FAVOURITE COMPUTER GAMES: STAR WARS (ARCADE), POWER DRIFT (ARCADE), SUPER SPRINT (ARCADE), SUPER MARIO BROTHERS (ARCADE), RAMBO (CBM 64), IKARI WARRIORS (2 PLAYER MODE (AMIGA)). AND AS THE LAST PART OF THIS SCROLLY ARRIVES, MY VERY BEST PAL RAMON WILL SAY HIS OWN WORD TO Y'ALL... HI GUYS!!! I'M NOT MUCH OF A TALKER SO I HAVEN'T MUCH TO SAY. METIN TOLD YOU ALMOST EVERYTHING ABOUT ME! ENJOY THE RAPS, I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM!! 'BYYYYYE!!SO MUCH FOR RAMON. NOW A FINAL WORD FROM THE ONE AND ONLY RUUUUUD:        YES....IT'S THE ONLY ONE......RUBBER ROOM RUDY. IF YOU HAVE CUP D+++ : HI TO YOU!! CALL ME AND BECOME FRIENDS WITH ME AND MY RUBBER DOLLY! MY NUMBER: 06-32032032. AND REMEMBER: MAKE ME A TIT SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!! O.K., METIN HERE AGAIN. ERR... I THINK THIS MARKS THE END OF THE SCROLL.....................GNAYA YET ANOTHER SCROLLER, THIS TIME BY HEINSTEIN...THE LAZY PROGGER.   SORRY 'BOUT THE DEMO BUT I WAS TO LAZY TO FINIS' A NEW ONE IN TIME ...... BUT WATCH OUT FOR OTR III, IT WILL BE EVEN BETTER. MAYHAP IT WILL CONTAIN SOME GREAT FEATURES, LIKE A SCROLLTEXT AND AN EDITOR FOR THAT VERY SCROLLTEXT (FOR WOTAN, HE WILL LIKE THAT) ,PROBABLY SOME MUSICS AND MAYHAP SOMETHIN' THAT LOOKS LIKE ADEMO SO LOOK FORWARD TO OTR PART III       BYDA,  LOWLYFE (AN OTHER DFI PROGGER) HAS RECENTLY FINISHED A DEMO, ISN'T THAT INCREDIBLE (IT WAS CALLED, DO NOT LAUGH, I SAY IT WAS CALLED JUST A BIT BETTER ).......... LISTEN (OR ACTUALLY READ) THERE IS SOMETHIN' I MUST SAY    IT IS BETTER TO GRAWAGRALAWOEGLAWOELAWAPPERLYWAWOELAPA  THAN TO FADE AWAY................I WONDER IF THERE IS ANYONE OUT THERE WHO CAN REPEAT THAT..(MUST BE POSSIBLE, I CANDO IT TOO)............ HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE SWISS DIALECT? WHEN I HEARD IT THE FIRST TIME I THOUGHT THAT THOSE PEOPLE WERE SUFFERING FROM A TERRIBLE DISEASE, THEN SOMEONE TOLDME IT IS CALLED 'SCHWITZERDUETSCH' 'I HOPE IT ISN'T INFECTIOUS' I REPLIED. 'NON, C'EST UN LANGUE' WAS THEANSWER (THE MAN SPOKE FLUENTLY FRENCH, WHICH I DON'T). 'HOLY SMOKE' WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT, 'WHEN IT IS TRANSFERRED BY' TONGUE IT IS REALLY DANGEROUS , POUR ME I WISH MY FRENCH HAD BEEN BETTER...... BUT ENFIN, I NOW KNOW IT IS A KIND OF LANGUAGE, AND I'M NOT AFRAID OF IT ANYMORE (IT STILL SOUNDS LIKE BAUCHSCHMERTZEN, I'M GLAD THAT I SPEAK DUTCH BUT ENOUGH BULLSHIT NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING SERIOUS. WHAT ABOUT PRESSING -7- TO READ JOREONS SCROLLTEXT, (I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE ALREADY PRESSED 1 TO 6 AND THEREFORE JOREONS SCROLL IS THE ONLY REASONABLE ALTERNATIVE FOR MINE)..... OK. PRESS 7 NOW, I THINK THAT THIS IS THE END OF MY SCROLLY.         C.U. AND GRALAWAGLAWOEP                     .....

YO MAN.....THIS IS THE JOREON SCROLL (WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY!)...........DID YOU EXPECT TO READ HERE ANYTHING ??............I JUST WANT TO DO SOME MESSAGES....SOME MESSAGES TO SOME GUYS..................MESSAGE TO HAREK : THANX FOR NEW SENDINGS.......MESSAGE TO TDJ (THE DREADFUL JUDGE???) : IK MOET HIER WEG !!.........MESSAGE TO MIRROS : I THINK FREELANCE WON'T WORK.......AND NOW A LITTLE STORY................................THE END...... MESSAGE TO JUNGLE COMMAND : YO MAN, LET'S GO TO PCW............MESSAGE TO TECHNOFORCE : GET LOST !.........MESSAGE TO ZAPPER : MJAMJAMAJAM.......BLIJMBLIJMBLIJ..........MESSAGE TO BLOWFLY : START PROGRAMMING INSTEAD OF SELLING ICE-CREAMS....(AND EATING THEM!)...................MESSAGE TO BLAKE C. EN JR. : GIVE UP, TRANS-OIL WILL SURVIVE!!.......................MESSAGE TO COURBOIS BOYS : EVER HEARD ABOUT ODOREX ?...YOU SHOULD REALLY GAIN SOME WEIGHT !....YOU ARE SO TINY!...........MESSAGE TO THE WEB : I WILL BE VERY SOON ON MS-DOS............TO CONTACT US, JUST START A FIGHT WITH COURBOIS, THEN WE WILL CONTACT YOU......TO FIGHT TOGETHER !...........................