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GAME CODING .............. LUCIFER
TRACKLOADER .............. ANDY
-IMPROVING ............. LUCIFER
GRAPHICS ................. LUCIFER
HORRIBLE MUSIC ........... LUCIFER
DIGITIZING ............... LUCIFER
QUESTIONS,ANSWERS,TEXTS .. LUCIFER
MORAL SUPPORT ............ FIZZ
............ CRAYONE
IDEAS,PLANNING ........... LUCIFER
........... FIZZ
........... CRAYONE
CASTING:
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MR. X .......... ARI RUOTSALAINEN
LADIES ......... HELMI KURKKU
......... KAISA RUOTSALAINEN
......... LAILA ANUS
......... KYLLIKKI TUSSU
......... IMPI VITUNTAUS
......... HELGA NORTTI
......... LOLA HUULI
......... MEMMA VAGINA
......... LYYLI RUBIINI
PIANO PLAYER ... KAI TAIPALE
ANNOUNCER ...... ANTTI JAAKKOLA
GUYS WATCHING
THE SHOW ... JORMA HONKANEN
... PETRI TEITTINENî
CAMERAMEN .......... JANNE PERA
.......... MICHAEL ANDERSEN
DIRECTOR ........... PER KANSTRUP
FIRST AID .......... INGOLF LOKEN
THANKS TO MTV FOR THE IDEA !
FREEDOM FORCE
AND
AMIGA INDUSTRIES
PROUDLY
PRESENT
A
FREEDOM FORCE
PRODUCTION
BULLSEYE - INFOSCREEN
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AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, THERE ARE MANY
PROGRAMS ON TV FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO
GET SOME COMPANY FROM OPPOSITE SEX.
THIS PROGRAM IS BASED ON THESE SILLY
TV-PROGRAMS. THERE IS AN UNKNOWN MAN, MR
X, ASKING QUESTIONS FROM THREE GIRLS,
MISS A,B AND C. IN THE BEGINNING YOU CAN
CHOOSE WHO YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE FROM
THESE THREE WOMEN. DURING THE GAME YOU
MUST CONTROL THE LADY BY ANSWERING THE
QUESTIONS MADE BY MR.X. YOU HAVE 4
DIFFERENT CHOICES AND YOU CAN CHOOSE ONE
OF THEM BY USING YOUR MOUSE. MOVE IT UP
AND DOWN TO CHANGE THE ANSWER AND PRESS
LEFT BUTTON TO SELECT IT.
AFTER MR.X HAS ASKED HIS QUESTIONS, HE
WILL CHOOSE ONE OF THE THREE GIRLS
ACCORDING TO HER ANSWERS (HE WILL GIVE
POINTS FOR SATISFYING ANSWERS AND WHO
WILL GET THE BIGGEST POINTS WILL BE THE
GIRL HE SELECTS! SIMPLE, OR WHAT?!). SO
TRY TO FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF GUY THIS
MR.X IS, AND CHOOSE THE ANSWER THAT WILL
SATISFY HIM MOST.
EVERY GIRL HAS A TRIP, SELECTED BY THE
COMPUTER BEFORE THE PROGRAM. GIRL WHO
HAS THE BEST TRIP WOULD HAVE BEEN THE
BEST WOMAN FOR MR.X.
GOOD LUCK WITH MR.X!
- FREEDOM FORCE '90
WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE ?
MISS A
MISS B
MISS C
SO, YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE
MISS A
MISS B
MISS C
PLAYER OPTIONS - PLEASE CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER:
HI THERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! HERE WE ARE AGAIN, IN THE STUDIO 361563 BRINGING YOU THIS WEEK'S FIND-A-FRIEND PROGRAM - BULLSEYE - !!! BEHIND ME IS SITTING MR. X, WHO SEEMS TO BE EXTREMELY UGLY THIS WEEK. I HOPE HE HAS SMARTER QUESTIONS THAN HE LOOKS LIKE. WE HAVE VERY BEAUTIFUL AND WISE GIRLS THIS WEEK. WELCOME A, B AND C!!! OKAY, LET'S START !!!
WELL, WELL! WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, SO I THINK YOU MUST CHOOSE YOUR LADY NOW!
OH! THIS CAME SO QUICKLY... LET ME SEE... ALL THE LADIES ARE VERY INTERESTING AND THEY SOUND VERY ATTRACTIVE... ...BUT ONE OF THEM IS ABOVE THE ALL, MISS
!!!
ALL RIGHT! HE DECIDED TO TAKE MISS
!!! GREAT. NOW PLEASE STAND UP AND COME HERE TO LOOK THE GIRLS, WHO ALREADY HAVE CHANGED THEIR PLACES (HEHE! HE THINKS SO...). THEN POINT ME THE LADY YOU JUST CHOSE!
YES! HERE IS MISTER X AND HERE ARE OUR LOVELY LADIES!!! NOW, TELL US WHO IS MISS
?
SHE IS MISS
!
NO, NO SHE IS MISS
!
SORRY, BUT WRONG AGAIN, THAT IS MISS
!
WHAT? YOU ALREADY POINTED THAT GIRL. SHE IS MISS
! I DIDN'T KNOW THIS COULD BE SO DIFFICULT... RIGHT (AT LAST)! SHE IS YOUR LADY, MISS
! AS YOU MIGHT KNOW, THE COMPUTER HAS GIVEN A TRIP TO EVERY LADY ACCORDING TO HER FITNESS TO MR. X. THE BETTER THE TRIP, THE BETTER DECISION MR. X HAS MADE! NOW LET'S SEE THE TRIPS... AND FIRST LET'S SEE WHERE YOU DON'T GO! WITH MISS
YOU WOULD HAVE GONE TO ............ WHAT A PITY! AND WITH MISS
YOU WOULD HAVE GONE TO ............ I REALLY FEEL SORRY FOR YOU! AND NOW, SOME EXCITEMENT... WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO TRAVEL WITH OUR LOVELY MISS
... YES! YOU WILL GO TOGETHER TO ISN'T THIS GREAT, MR.X ! I REALLY LIKE THAT PLACE. WELL, ANYWAY, THIS IS ALSO THE END OF TODAY'S BULLSEYE-PROGRAM. I HOPE YOU HAD GOOD TIME WITH US, AND CONGRATULATIONS MR.X AND I HOPE YOU AND YOUR LADY HAVE GOOD TIME DURING YOUR TRIP (I'M SURE YOU HAVE!). BYE BYE FOR THIS TIME AND REMEMBER - THERE'S NO AIDS WITHOUT BULLSEYE!!! SEE YOU !
MADRID ISTANBUL SOUTH-AFRICA HAMBURG STOCKHOLM DETROIT LOS ANGELES DUCKBURG TOKYO CANARY-ISLANDS HELSINKI COPENHAGEN LONDON MANCHESTER LAHTI PARIS AUSTRALIA NEW ZEALAND REYKJAVIK NEW YORK MANCHESTER FRANKFURT PEKING ROME VENICE ATHENE NIGER BRAZIL ELM STREET GOTHAM CITY PACIFIC OCEAN AUSTRALIA GREAT CANYON STONEHENGE DISNEYLAND IRELAND MIDDLE-EAST MUNCHEN TCHERNOBYL SILICON VALLEY MOSCOW LENINGRAD EAST-BERLIN POLAND SIBERIA PRAGUE BUKAREST BULGARIA ESTHONIA TURKEY BERMUDA TRIANGLE NORTH POLE SOUTH POLE REPERBAHN CONCENTRATION CAMP THE NEAREST HOSPITALHELL .... NOWHERE
WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE WITH YOU TO THE DESERTED ISLAND?
WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE: SAM FOX,LIZ TAYLOR OR ALLA PUGATSHOVA?
DO YOU HAVE ANY BIRTH-MARKS AND IF YOU DO, WHERE EXACTLY?
WHAT KIND OF UNDERWEAR DO YOU USE IN LEISURE TIME?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIE AND YOUR FAVOURITE MALE-ACTOR?
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN YOU ARE IN ELEVATOR WITH A MAN?
WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE SINGER OR BAND?
WHAT KIND OF VISIONS DO YOU HAVE ABOUT ME?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR HAND-BAG AT THE MOMENT?
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF. FOR EXAMPLE YOUR CHARACTER.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
HOW MUCH IS 10 PERCENT FROM 2?
DO YOU SLEEP NAKED?
WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY?
WHAT DO YOU THINK WORD 'ROMANTIC' REALLY MEANS?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT?
HOW LONG COCK DO YOU THINK I HAVE?
YOU MEET A FAIRY. SHE GIVES YOU ONE WISH. WHAT WOULD YOU WISH?
WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE IF YOU COULD CHOOSE: PORSCHE, ATARI ST, MEN, OR AN ORGASM?
SOME ISSUES OF PLAYGIRL
CUCUMBERS
AN UMBRELLA
ARE YOU FREE THAT DAY?
SAMANTHA, WHO ELSE?
ALLA PUGATSHOVA
NONE OF THEM
LIZ TAYLOR
NO, I HAVEN'T NOTICED
YES, NEAR MY ARSE
YEAH, IN MY MOUTH
YES, ON THE CHEST
LACED UNDERWEAR IS MY FAVOURITE
COTTON-UNDERWEAR
BLACK SILK-UNDERWEAR
WHATEVER I FIND FROM MY CABINET
MOVIE: DON'T KNOW, ACTOR: ROBERT REDFORD
KARATE-KID 2, ACTOR...ROCK HUDSON
MOVIE: BATMAN, ACTOR: CHARLIE CHAPLIN
MOVIE: GODFATHER, ACTOR: MARLON BRANDO
I EXAMINE HIM
I TRY TO WAKE HIS INTEREST BY FLIRTING
I WATCH THE WALL AND KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT
I USUALLY TRY TO TALK TO HIM
BANANARAMA
JULIO INGLESIAS
DIRE STRAITS
GUNS N'ROSES
I THINK YOU ARE A SENSITIVE, SENSIBLE MAN
IN MY OPINION YOU ARE QUITE ATTRACTIVE
YOU ARE JUST A PAIN IN MY ASS!
NOTHING VERY SPECIAL
LET ME SEE...POWDER, LIPSTICK AND HANDKERCHIEF
WELL, A DILDO, AND MONEY
MONEY, TOOTHBRUSH AND CIGARETTES
MASCARA AND CIGAR
I AM SHY AND I LIKE ANIMALS
I AM AN INDEPENDENT YOUNG WOMAN
I TALK A LOT AND I AM VERY JEALOUS
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME ANGRY, I'M VERY COOL
YES, I HAVE A TORTOISE
OH YES, I HAVE A BIG, MALE-DOG
NO, I DON'T
YES, I HAVE A FISH
HMM... WELL... LET ME SEE... 0.1 ???
YES! PIECE OF CAKE. IT IS 3!
... 0.12
WELL, THAT IS ... 194.5
SOMETIMES, YES
YES, WITH MY MALE-DOG
YOU DIRTY PIG!
NO, I USUALLY SLEEP WITH MY OVERALL ON
I HAVEN'T LOST IT YET. IT'S MY GREATEST TREASURE
WHEN I WAS 35 YEARS OLD. IT HAPPENED IN PARK
I LOST IT WHEN I WAS 4 YEARS OLD. IT WAS MY DAD
2 YEARS AGO, WHEN TWO MEN RAPED ME IN A BANK
I THINK IT MEANS HITCH-HIKING
IT MUST MEAN A LOVELY EVENING WITH A BOYFRIEND
IT MEANS LOVE AND PASSION
WHAT WAS THE WORD? I HAVE NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE
CHESS
WRESTLING
JAVELIN
SWIMMING
NOT LONGER THAT 4 CM
OVER 35 CM
ABOUT 20 CM
10 CM
ONE YEAR SUPPLY OF TAMPAX-TAMPONS
A NEW VACUUM CLEANER
NEW LADYSHAVE-MACHINE
BOOZE AND NEW EYEGLASSES
AN ORGASM
ATARI ST
MEN
PORSCHE
RAY-BANS
SOMETHING HEAVY TO LIFT
WELL, COMPANY WOULDN'T BE TOO BAD...
MAN, LUBBERS AND BOOZE
THEY ARE ALL UGLY
SAMANTHA, SHE HAS NICE VOICE
NONE OF THEM SUITS MY PERSONALITY
ALLA PUGATSHOVA IS MY BIG IDOL
YES, ALL OVER MY BODY
NONE
WE COULD FIND IT TOGETHER
YES, ON MY LEG
BIKINIES, MAYBE...
LACE-UNDERWEAR
SOMETHING COMFORTABLE
RED WOOLY UNDERWEAR
MOVIE: INDIANA JONES, ACTOR: HARRISON FORD
MOVIE: COMMANDO, ACTOR: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
MOVIE: GHOSTBUSTERS 2, ACTOR: MARZIPAN-MAN
MOVIE: BLUES BROTHERS, ACTOR: TOM CRUISE
I GO STRAIGHT TO THE BUSINESS
I WATCH MYSELF FROM THE MIRROR
I LOOK STRAIGHT TO HIS EYES AND SMILE AND...
IT DEPENDS ON THE MAN, HIS CHARACTERISTIC
BOY GEORGE
STEVIE WONDER
SAM BROWN
ROY ORBISON
OH! I CAN SEE YOU AS A GREAT-DEVELOPED MUSCLEMAN
YOU MUST BE A BIG PERVERT
A GUY WHO HAS NOTHING IN HIS HEAD.
AN ORDINARY MIDDLE-CLASS GAY
LET'S SEE. SUN-LOTION, HORMONES AND TANGAS
I DON'T HAVE A HANDBAG WITH ME JUST NOW
MAKE-UP EQUIPMENT
CREDIT CARDS, A PEN, CHEQUES AND A COMB
I LIKE MUSCLES
I AM VERY SELFISH AND ANGRY
I'M VERY SENSITIVE AND I CRY EASILY
I'M A TOUGH GIRLIE
NO, BUT MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A SNAKE
YES, I HAVE A COW
YES, I HAVE A CAT
NO, I DON'T
I WAS GOOD IN MATHS AT SCHOOL... IT IS 32
WELL, IT MUST BE 1.2
HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW ! I GUESS 0.2
... 0.54
I BET YOU DO!
I'M SORRY,BUT I DON'T
SURE, CLOTHES ARE TOO HOT
EVERY SECOND SUNDAY
I'M STILL A VIRGIN, AND I'M PROUD OF IT
I HAVE SAVED MY VIRGINITY TO THE REAL MAN
FIVE MINUTES AGO. THAT PIANO-PLAYER TOOK IT
IT HAPPENED WHEN I WAS AT HOME WITH MY DOG
YES. IT MEANS NIGHT WITH SEX AND SATISFACTORY
THAT'S VERY DIFFICULT... YES! IT MEANS MUSCLES
NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. IS IT SOMETHING HEAVY?
EASY QUESTION. 'ROMANTIC' IS A ROMANTIC EVENING
BODY-BUILDING
BOXING
FOOTBALL
POLE VAULT
ACCORDING TO YOUR VOICE: YOU ARE EUNUCH
VERY SHORT, VERY SHORT!
AS LONG AS MY DILDO, I HOPE
SO LONG THAT YOU MUST BOW DOWN WHEN TICKLING IT
BETTER BODY
SHOE-POLISHER AND SCISSORS
I WOULD WISH A MAN: STRONG AND NICE MAN
A LOVER, WHO APPEARS ALWAYS WHEN I WANT SOME SEX
AN ORGASM
ATARI ST
MEN
PORSCHE
BIBLE AND CROSS
A BOX OF CANDLES
ONLY SOME FOOD TO LIVE
WINE AND WAFER
THEY ARE TOO STUPID. ALL OF THEM
LIZ HAS GAINED SOME MORE WEIGHT RECENTLY!
SAM HAS SOMETHING SIMILAR TO ME
ALL OF THEM, IF I COULD
YOU SINFUL!
ON MY CHEST IS A BIG ONE
YES, UNDER MY HAIR
YES, IN MY GENITALS
BLACK, THIN UNDERWEAR
BANDAGE
I THINK UNDERWEAR IS THE MOST IMPORTANT CLOTH
ONLY GOD KNOWS
MOVIE: PSYCHO, ACTOR: ANTHONY PERKINS
MOVIE: WEST SIDE STORY, ACTOR: ELVIS
MOVIE: SOME RELIGIOUS MOVIES, ACTOR: JESUS
MOVIE: CHAINSAW MASSACRE, ACTOR: CHEVY CHASE
I PRAY MY LORD
I CHECK HIS PHYSICAL CONDITION
I SMILE AND TRY TO BREAK THE SILENCE
I TRY TO BE VERY NORMAL
TWISTED SISTERS
PET SHOP BOYS
RICK ASTLEY
TOM JONES
I THINK YOU ARE A SMART AND HANDSOME GUY
AN ANTICHRISTIAN
NO DOUBT - YOU LOOK LIKE ROTTEN APPLE
CHRISTIAN WITH FAITH AND BELIEF
A BIBLE AND A LITTLE BOTTLE OF WINE
A SMALL CANDLE AND MATCHES
I DON'T HAVE A HANDBAG
A CROSS
I CAN KEEP SECRETS AND I DON'T TALK DUMMY THINGS
I LOVE CANDLE-LIGHT AND ROMANTIC NIGHTS
I AM RELIGIOUS
I HATE BOOZING MEN
SORRY, I DON'T
YES, I HAVE A LITTLE CANARIAN-BIRD
YES, SURE. I HAVE A BIG POISONOUS SPIDER
YEAH, I HAVE A BLACK MAMBA
IT IS 900
IT IS A POSITIVE SQUARE ROOT FROM 0.4
AWW! HOW EASY: 0
IT IS ... -9.2
YES SURE, I'M REAL SEX FREAK..
I BET YOU DONT
YES SURE, WITH A CANDLE
YOU SHOULD ROTTEN IN HELL!
I'M STILL A VIRGIN. I WILL GIVE IT TO CUCUMBER
WHEN I WAS 60 YEARS OLD. IT HAPPENED IN CHURCH
1917, JUST AFTER MY FATHER CAME BACK FROM WAR
ONCE A VIRGIN, ALWAYS A VIRGIN
OH YES, JESUS TOLD LOTS OF ROMANTIC STORIES
ROMANTIC IS A NIGHT IN THE EMPTY CHURCH
IT MEANS LOVE AND BELIEF IN GOD AND JESUS
I DON'T KNOW THE WORD. IS IT FRENCH?
RIDING
ROWING
AMERICAN FOOTBALL
GOLF
MY LORD! STRAIGHT TO THE BUSINESS, EH?
AVERAGE SIZE
ABOVE THE AVERAGE
LONGER THAN MY PRAYING CANDLE
STRONGER FAITH
A CANDLE FOR EVERY DAY IN MY LIFE
TWO LITRES OF STRAWBERRIES
A NEW TRANSLATION OF BIBLE
AN ORGASM
ATARI ST
MEN
PORSCHE
CHOCOLADE,CANDIES,COFFEE,CAKES...
A BIG MALE-DOG
FRESH CARROTS AND SALLAD
LIFE IS POOR WITHOUT SOMEONE TO TALK TO
SAM. SHE HAS SOMETHING BIG
WELL, YOU FORGOT LISBETH PALME
NAUGHTY BOY!
I HAVE MATERIAL TO BE ALL OF THEM
ON MY TONGUE
WELL, I HAVEN'T NOTICED ANY SO FAR
YES, ON MY BACK
IN MY NECK
WELL...BRA AND SOMETHING TO COVER MY PUSSY
DOBBER-JEANS
DON'T WORRY - YOU'LL NEVER SEE THAT!
DIRTY, SMELLING SECOND-HAND UNDERWEAR
MOVIE: LIVING DAYLIGHTS, ACTOR: TIMOTHY DALTON
MOVIE: STAR WARS 1, ACTOR: DARTH VADER
MOVIE: ROGER RABBIT, ACTOR: JACK NICHOLSON
MOVIE: MY FAIR LADY, ACTOR: BILL COSBY
I ASK HIM IF WE ARE GOING TO THE SAME FLOOR
I USUALLY EAT SOMETHING IN THE ELEVATOR
STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. THAT'S MY STYLE
I SPEAK AND TRY TO WARM UP THE FREEZY ATMOSPHERE
BARBARA STRAISAND
GARY MOORE
KYLIE MINOGUE
AC-DC
A GREAT, FAT AND UNSENSIBLE IDIOT
OHH! I LIKE YOU SO MUCH! WOULD YOU MARRY ME!!
YOU MUST HAVE A COCK LIKE A FLAGPOLE
PIMPLE-FACED, GREASY HAIR, CURLY DARK HAIR
ALL THE NEEDED EQUIPMENT FOR A LADY LIKE ME
IT IS EMPTY
LOTS OF MONEY AND A DICTIONARY
FOOD AND DRINKS
I FEEL MYSELF VERY NORMAL MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN
I LIKE SUMO-WRESTLING AND OTHER SPORTS TOO
WELL, I'M SHY AND I DON'T TALK MUCH
I'M A ROMANTIC PERSON
YES, I HAVE A MOUSE
NO, I AM ALLERGIC TO ANIMALS
YES, I HAVE A CAT
YES, I HAVE A MONKEY
IT IS SAME AS THE NUMBER OF PLANETS: 5
NOW I HAVE TO GUESS: 0.2 ???
LET ME SEE ... I MUST SAY THAT I DON'T KNOW
THAT'S DIFFICULT ... -0.9
I HAVE TO, THERE AREN'T ANY PYJAMAS BIG ENOUGH
YES, CERTAINLY
YES, WHEN I WANT TO BE SWEET TO MYSELF
NO, I USUALLY DON'T
WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE. SEVEN NEGRO-GUYS RAPED ME
I LOST IT TO MY FATHER'S DILDO WHEN I WAS 17
SOME YEARS AGO WHEN I MET A GUY FROM RUSSIA
I'M STILL A VIRGIN. I'M AFRAID OF AIDS
IS IT EATABLE?
HAR HAR HAR! I HAVE NEVER TRUSTED THAT WORD
COMMIES AND FAGS ARE ROMANTIC
I BET YOUR COCK IS VERY ROMANTIC
ICEHOCKEY
SUMO-WRESTLING
SHOOTING
MARATHON
30 CM IS A MINIMUM SIZE FOR ME
-3 CM. THERE'S JUST A HOLE!
BASS IN YOUR VOICE TELLS ME THAT IT IS VERY LONG
AS LONG AS MY MIDDLE FINGER
FOOD - FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
AN AMIGA WITH ALL POSSIBLE EXTRA DEVICES
A GIGOLO TO ENTERTAIN ME IN THE DARK NIGHTS
I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES
AN ORGASM
ATARI ST
MEN
PORSCHE
PAIN AND PUNISHMENT
SAUSAGES WITH ALL SPICES
CLOTHES AND NEEDED EQUIPMENT
BOTTLE OF IMMAC-DEPILATORY
LIZ - THE SILICON TIT
YOU PERVERT!
SAM, THOUGH SHE HAS TOO SMALL ONES
WELL, I WANT TO BE MYSELF
I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY
YES, UNDER MY LEFT TIT
I'M FULL OF BIRTH-MARKS
YES, ON MY BUTTOCS
SILKY, NEARLY TRANSPARENT UNDERWEAR
BLACK LEATHER PANTS
TIGHTS
UNDERWEAR WITHOUT LACE! I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL!
MOVIE: J.BOND - OCTOPUSSY, ACTOR: WOODY ALLEN
MOVIE: TOP GUN, ACTOR: ERROL FLYNN
MOVIE: SWEDISH EROTICA, ACTOR: JOHN HOLMES
MOVIE: LAST TANGO IN PARIS, ACTOR: DON JOHNSON
I PUT HIM ON HIS KNEES!
I HATE ELEVATOR-ROMANCES
I SHAKE MY BODY AND TRY TO CATCH HIS ATTENTION
I SMILE AND TRY TO LOOK LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL
MADONNA
QUEEN
PAUL MC CARTNEY
ROXETTE
YOU MUST BE A PROFESSIONAL LOVE-MAKER
LET ME SEE...YOU LOVE PAIN AND PUNISHMENT
MR. UGLY-OLYMPIA 1989
A GUY WITH A GREAT BODY AND LONG DICK
I DON'T HAVE A HANDBAG
CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS
SANITARY TOWELS
TOILET PAPER
I LIKE SEX VERY MUCH AND I LIKE WHIPPING TOO
MY FRIENDS HAVE TOLD THAT I AM VERY SEXY
I CAN HAVE GOOD TIME WITH PAYING MEN
I AM UGLY
YES, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
NO, I DON'T
A DOG, GERMAN SHEPHERD. WE HAVE SEX TOGETHER
YES, A CROCODILE
IT MUST BE 0.002
0.2, I WOULD SAY
I HAVE NO IDEA
IT IS 10354.30942, I'M SURE OF THAT
NO. HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK SO!
YES I DO. BUT ONLY WHEN I'M NOT ALONE
OF COURSE. I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICES IN MY MIND
NO I DON'T. I SLEEP WITH MY LEATHER PANTIES ON
I WAS IN PUSSY-PARTIES WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD
WHEN I WAS 10. IT HAPPENED IN ORGIES
ONE GUY TOOK IT IN SWIMMING-POOL WHEN I WAS 9
I THINK I HAVE NEVER BEEN A VIRGIN
IT MEANS EXACTLY THE SAME AS ANALSEX
MY PUSSY IS WARMLY ROMANTIC
AWWW! THAT'S KIDS' WORDS
I DON'T HAVE THAT WORD IN MY DICTIONARY
TRIATHLON
FUCKING
BASKETBALL
RALLY
MENTAL PROBLEMS OR WHAT?
HALF A METER
LONG ENOUGH
HAW HAW! ARE YOU KIDDING?
A NEW, LONGER AND STRONGER WHIP
TEN NEW WISHES
PUNISHMENT. I'VE BEEN SO NAUGHTY LITTLE GIRL
A MALE-FAIRY
AN ORGASM
ATARI ST
MEN
PORSCHE
DILDOS OF ALL SIZES
SUN-LOTION AND SUNGLASSES
ARE THERE ANY NUDIST-BEACHES?
MY GIRLFRIENDS
SILLY QUESTION. WHO ARE THEY?
FUCK OFF
ELIZABETH FOX
KISS MY ASS
ON MY LEFT EAR
OH YES, BETWEEN MY LEGS
YES, ON MY NECK
THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
I DON'T USE ANY UNDERWEAR
BATPANTS AND BATBRA
NORMAL LADIES UNDERWEAR
ABNORMAL LADIES UNDERWEAR
MOVIE: HIGH ANXIETY, ACTOR: PAUL NEWMAN
MOVIE: FOXY LADY 3, ACTOR: GINGER LYNN
MOVIE: TEENAGE-SEX, ACTOR: PETER NORTH
MOVIE: FRIDAY 13TH, ACTOR: FREDDIE KRUEGER
FRENCH KISSES ARE GREAT IN ELEVATOR!
I KICK HIM TO HIS BALLS IF HE IS UGLY
I TRY TO FIND OUT IF HE IS A VIRGIN
I DO NOTHING UNTIL HE DOES
DONNA SUMMER
TANITA TIKARAM
SAMANTHA FOX
CHRIS REA
I THINK YOU LOOK LIKE TOM JONES - IN 1997
YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING TO YOUR VOICE
WELL, YOU MUST LOOK LIKE A HAIRY PEAR
YOU MUST HAVE A GREAT,LARGE ASS!
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!
FOUR BOXES OF RUBBERS
I DON'T OWN A HANDBAG
A MIRROR AND A COMB
I LIKE MASTUBATING AND PUSSY-PARTIES
WELL, I AM RESTLESS, BUSY WOMAN
I AM QUIET AND I DON'T DIFFER FROM OTHER PEOPLE
I LIKE ROMANTIC BOOKS AND MOVIES
NO, UNFORTUNATELY
YES, I HAVE A GIGOLO
YES, I HAVE A RABBIT
YES, A SMALL FISH
THAT HAVE TO BE 5 !
WELL, 0.2 I GUESS
THIS NEED A CALCULATOR!
56.492058032305385058691 I WOULD SAY
YES, SURE, WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM?!
OF COURSE! CLOTHES ARE HOT AND DISTURBING.
NO, NEVER! IT WOULD BE DIRTY AND DISGUSTING
SOMETIMES I DO, BUT VERY SELDOM
THREE GUYS FUCKED ME TO EVERY HOLE WHEN I WAS 11
MY FATHER TOOK IT WHEN I WAS SEVEN MONTHS OLD
MY ENGLISH-TEACHER RAPED ME WHEN I WAS 12
WHEN I WAS 16 MY BOYFRIEND FUCKED ME AT HOSPITAL
ELVIS PRESLEY WAS ROMANTIC.THAT'S WHY I HATE HIM
I'M ROMANTIC WHEN I AM MAKING LOVE WITH A GIRL
SOUNDS UGLY WORD TO ME
I HAVE ENOUGH ROMANCE BETWEEN MY BIG TITS
VOLLEYBALL
SUNBATHING
COCKSUCKING
FENCING
YES, I HAVE A CLEAR VISION... 13 CM
IT'S LIKE A SAUSAGE
DO YOU CALL THAT A COCK?
NOT LONG ENOUGH, I'M AFRAID
THAT YOU WOULD DISAPPEAR
BIGGER TITS
DEEPER PUSSY
TO GET RID OF MY SEXMANIA
AN ORGASM
ATARI ST
MEN
PORSCHE
MY WIG AND LIPSTICK
TELEPHONE AND TV
BARBARA, SHE IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE
SHAVING FOAM AND A RAZOR
NONE OF THEM REMINDS ME
SAM. SHE HAS MORE HAIR THAN THE OTHERS
YOU MUST BE KIDDING
ALLA PUGATSHOVA
YES, UNDER MY TESTICLES
I HAVEN'T NOTICED
SURE, UNDER MY BRA
I HAVE TATTOOS ALL OVER MY BODY
SHORTS
BLACK-HORSE MEN'S UNDERWEAR WITH ZIPPER
PLASTIC-BAG WITH TWO HOLES FOR FEET
RUSSIAN UNDERWEAR
MOVIE: RAMBO 3, ACTOR: SYLVESTER STALLONE
MOVIE: ROBOCOP, ACTOR: RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN
MOVIE: ROCKY 4, ACTOR: MARLON BRANDO
MOVIE: LIVING DAYLIGHTS, ACTOR: ROGER MOORE
I TRY TO PICK HIM UP
WE MAYBE SHOOK OUR HANDS
I THINK THAT WE WILL HAVE SOME ANALSEX
THAT IS MY PRIVATE-MATTER!
MICHAEL JACKSON
BEATLES
PRINCE
GEORGE MICHAEL
YOU SOUND LIKE A TEENAGE-PERVERT! GREAT
IN MY OPINION, YOU HAVE VERY SMALL TESTICLES
READ MY LIPS: U - G - L - Y !
WHAT OF A GUY! HOT LIKE HELL!
I HAVE A RUCKSACK AND THERE IS A TENT AND COOKER
A RAZOR AND SHAVING FOAM
EYE-GLASSES AND PORNO-MAGAZINES
NOTHING SPECIAL
MY MOTHER SAID THAT I LOOK VERY MASCULINE
I LIKE ANALSEX AND 69-POSITION IS MY FAVOURITE
I AM VERY ORDINARY PERSON
I HAVE HAD LOTS OF BOYFRIENDS AND WE'VE HAD FUN!
NO, I DON'T. I HATE ANIMALS
OH YES, I HAVE A GUINEA-PIG
YES, A GOOSE
YES, FIVE FEMALE-DOGS
THE ANSWER IS: THERE IS NO SOLUTION!
0.2
WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I DON'T KNOW!
IT IS 9302
YES, ALWAYS, EXCEPT WHEN I'M ILL
NO, I WEAR MY PENIS
YES, BUT IT IS NOT FUNNY ALONE
NO! I'M NORMAL INDIVIDUAL, NOT A PERVERT!
WHEN I WAS 9. I PLAYED DOCTOR WITH MY SISTER
A WHORE TOOK IT WHEN I WAS 10
I HAVE SAVED IT FOR YOU
I LOST IT TO A COW WHEN I VISITED COUNTRYSIDE
WHAT ARE YOU? A CHICKEN?
IT MEANS THAT YOU SHOULDN'T FUCK WITHOUT RUBBER
YEAH, MY BOYFRIEND WAS ROMANTIC BUY I LEFT HIM
ONCE UPON A TIME I HEARD THAT WORD...
I'M AN ANTISPORTIE
SHAVING
SLALOM
CROSS-COUNTRY SKIING
MAN WITHOUT A 30 CM LONG DICK IS A FEMALE!
AS LONG AS MINE
VERY LONG, INDEED!
IT'S LIKE A RAISIN
MORE HAIR
BIGGER TESTICLES
I WOULD LIKE TO CHANGE MY SEX
I WOULD LIKE TO BECOME A PIMP
AN ORGASM
ATARI ST
MEN
PORSCHE
TOPLESS BIKINI
BOTTOMLESS BIKINI
ROBINSON CRUSOE
VIBRATING MASSAGE MACHINE
LIZ TAYLOR
MYSELF
WHO HAS THE LARGEST PUSSY
I'M GETTING MOIST
WELL, UNDER MY PUSSY-HAIR
NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY
LET ME SEE...ON MY LIPS!
YES, IN MY EAR
CRUTCHLESS PANTIES
NYLON UNDERWEAR
OLD FASHIONED UNDERWEAR
I THINK YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW...
MOVIE: KNIGHT RIDER, ACTOR: DAVID HASSELHOFF
MOVIE: RAPER IN MOONLIGHT, ACTOR: RONALD REAGAN
MOVIE: STAR TREK, ACTOR: LEONARD NIMOY
MOVIE: SPACEBALLS, ACTOR: GARY COOPER
I JUST WAIT FOR MY FLOOR
I TRY TO MAKE A GOOD CONVERSATION
I PINCH HIS BUTTOCS AND SMILE
I TRY TO PLAY A HOT LADY
EVA DAHLGREN
JASON DONOVAN
ROLLING STONES
JANET JACKSON
I SAW A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT ABOUT YOU
I THINK THAT YOU ARE A SMART AND GREAT GUY
I HAVE NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOU
YOU HAVE TO BE A SMELLY, UNFASHIONABLE EUNUCH
PROPHYLACTICS
LUBBERS
RUBBERS
CONDOMS
I LOVE QUIET WINTER-EVENINGS AND GOOD COMPANY
I AM VERY PASSIONATE PERSON
I LIKE HISTORICAL MOVIES
I HAVE SOME MENTAL PROBLEMS
YES, A PERSIAN CAT
YES, A CHIMPANZEE
NO WAY!
YES, MY ADOPTED CHILD
OH! HARD QUESTION, I WOULD SAY. WELL, IT'S 0.1
IT IS 0.2
IF I AM RIGHT, IT IS 3
1092, I'M POSITIVE!
I DON'T EVEN OWN ANY PYJAMAS
YES, BUT ONLY WHEN I HAVE MENSES
NO, NO. I USUALLY WEAR LONG PANTIES AND NO BRA
OF COURSE NOT. MY MOTHER DOESN'T LET ME TO DO SO
I'M STILL A VIRGIN
WHEN I WAS 53 A DRUNKEN MAN FROM A PUB TOOK IT
WELL, MY BROTHER TOOK IT WHEN I WAS 12
I LOST MY VIRGINITY IN TOGA-PARTIES IN COLLEGE
I KNOW ONE ROMANTIC GUY, BUT HE IS DEAD NOW
NEVER HEARD THAT UGLY WORD GRANDPA!
HAHAHAHA! SO YOU WANTED TO GET EMBARRASSED?!
GUYS WHO HAVE LONG COCK ARE OFTEN ROMANTIC
TENNIS
BOWLING
KARATE
KUNG-FU
34.2 CM
IT'S A DWARF
TINY, LITTLE PIECE OF ASH
IT'S LIKE A BANANA
WELL, A NEW BELT
A NEW FERRARI TESTAROSSA
I WOULD LIKE TO BE IN GREAT ORGIES
A YEAR SUPPLY OF CONDOMS
AN ORGASM
ATARI ST
MEN
PORSCHE
MOISTURE-LOTION
YOU, MY LITTLE TEDDY-BEAR!
NOT CLOTHES
SWIMMING-SUIT
I LOOK JUST LIKE SAM FOX IN TEENAGE
NO COMMENTS
LIZ TAYLOR, WITHOUT DOUBTS
RAISA GORBATSHOV
I THINK I HAVE LOST THEM
WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING ON MY PELVIS
WE CAN SEE THAT AFTER THIS PROGRAM...
YES, ON MY RIB
UNDERWEAR DOESN'T SUIT ME
THICKEST I FIND
I DON'T HAVE PANTIES EVEN NOW
NYLON- AND COTTONPANTIES ARE MY FAVOURITE
MOVIE: LASSIE, ACTOR: LASSIE
MOVIE: EMMANUELLE, ACTOR: ROBERT DE NIRO
MOVIE: RIN TIN TIN, ACTOR: RIN TIN TIN
MOVIE: SOME NATURE-DOCUMENT, ACTOR: DON'T KNOW
I CHECK IF HE HAS AN ERECTION
I STOP THE ELEVATOR BETWEEN THE FLOORS AND...
I TRY TO KEEP HIM AT A DISTANCE
TALKING WON'T HURT ANYBODY
EURYTHMICS
EUROPE
MISFITS
ELVIS PRESLEY
I THINK THAT YOU LOOK JUST LIKE MY MOM
I HOPE THAT YOU DON'T LOOK THE SAME YOU SOUND...
WHAT A GENTLEMAN! FRENCH KISS TO YOU
I THINK YOUR INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT IS UNDER 30
SHAVING LOTION
CAR KEYS
CASH
JEWELS AND A LIPSTICK
I LIKE DIETS AND SLIMMING
I JUST CAN'T RESIST MEN WHO HAVE SOMETHING BIG!
I LOVE MOUTH-SEX
I AM VERY SMART AND INTELLIGENT
NO, I DON'T. SO SORRY
YES, MY GRANDMOTHER'S DOG
YES, AN OLD CAT
YES, AN UNDULATE
WHAT THE FUCK! THIS ISN'T ANY MATH-LESSON!
MY OLD UNCLE WOULD HAVE SAID: 0.2
THE STARS ARE SPEAKING: 30.222
I WOULD SAY THAT IT IS 0.00000001
YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE SWEET-NIGHT-PERVERTS
YES, TIGHT CLOTHES MAKE ME SEE NIGHTMARES
YES I DO. I LOVE IT
MAKING LOVE WHEN CLOTHES ARE ON IS VERY HARD
MY DOGGIE AND I HAD A GOOD TIME WHEN I WAS 16
IT HAPPENED 50 YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS 64 YEARS OLD
I LOST IT TO MY GRANDSON COUPLE OF DECADES AGO
I DON'T REMEMBER. IT HAPPENED SO LONG TIME AGO
IT MEANS THE SAME AS WORD ERECTION
OLD INDIANS OFTEN CALLED ARSE AS 'ROMANTIC'
THAT IS A HISTORICAL WORD! WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!?
GET LOST, YOU PIMP!
BOOZING
JOGGING
JAZZ-DANCING
AEROBIC
EVEN MY CAT HAS A LONGER ONE
WHAT A NICE LITTLE TOY IT IS!
NOT BAD AT ALL. ABOUT 20 CM
A REAL GIANT. LONG AND THICK
I WOULD LIKE TO GAIN MORE WEIGHT
ANOTHER LIFE
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A PUSSY
A SUITABLE MAN FOR ME
AN ORGASM
ATARI ST
MEN
PORSCHE
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