GOOD LIFE  GOOD LIFE  GOOD LIFE  GOOD LIFE         GOOD LIFE      WHYEAH        BACK AGAIN STRONGER THAN EVER         EXCALIBUR WITH A BRAND NEW DEMO FROM ESCAPE NORWAY        LOVELY       ACID MUSIC BOOMING IN MY EARS   THE SMEEL OF CHEESEBURGERS IN THE AIR        THATS LIFE       AS YOU MIGHT KNOW THIS SCROLTEXT IS FOR THE CRAP AND UNSERIOUS MESSAGES THAT USUALLY FILLS MY DEMOS     BUT THIS TIME I HAVE MADE A SEPARATE SCROLLY DOWN ON THE SCREEN FOR THE SERIOUS STUFF AND GREETINGS       IF THIS IS DIFFICULT TO READ THEN YOU NEED GLASSES      PUT YOUR CLEPTOSTICKS ON THE PLUS AND MINUS KEYS ON THE NUMERIC KEYFAG TO IN OR DECREASE THE SINUS       IF YOU WANT TO PLAY AROUND SOME MORE DROP DOWN ON THE CURSOR KEYS FOR SOME SINUS CHANGE ON THE SPRITES      OOOPPPS     ON THE BOB    I MEANT THE BOB      HEHEHE     BUT IF YOU REALLY ARE A COOL DOODIE YOU BETTER READ THIS SCROLLY COZ IN HERE SOMEWHERE IS THE EXPLANATION TO HOW I MADE THIS MINDBLOWING EFFECT          I MUST SEND LOVE TO GRABBARNA IN THE PHING CALLED STATENS LAANEKASSE FOR UTDANNING       THANKYOU FOR THE FOUR GRAND YOU SENT ME       YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT THE MONEY FINANZES    HERE IS THE BUDGET         BOOZE       STAMPS      IMPORTED ACID MUSIC      TELEPHONE BILLS LADIEZ       MOVIES       DISKS        THRASH HEAVY METAL      FREAKY GAMES LIKE JUNTA AND ROLEMASTER          THAT WAS THE BUDGET FOR MY FOUR THOUSAND NOK SCHOLARSHIP    LOVE THOSE THINGS          AND HERE ARE THE LATEST EXCALIBUR NEWSFLASH       I AM OUT OF IDEAS TO MY STRATEGY GAME      NOW PLAYING AT THE STEREO    NEW BEAT EXPRESS WITH I LOVE YOU AND I HATE YOU        RAW MUSIC IF YASK ME      BLACK ACID         EXCALIBUR DEMOS   THE BEST THING NEXT TO ECSTACY          FOR EVERY GIRL IN THE SOUTHERN AREA OF NORWAY I AM REALLY SORRY TO TELL THAT I WILL NOT BE AT THE SHAPE AND TRC COPY PARTY     WHELL I THINK THAT THE GIRLS IN THE SOUTHERN PART OF NORWAY ARE HAPPY AFTER ALL      HEHOHIHIHI        OK NOW YOU HAVE READ TERRIBLE BULLSHIT IN THIS SCROLLY       WHY DONT YOU JUST JUMP DOWN TO THE LOWER SCROLL FOR SOME GREETINGS AND MESSAGES     BECAUSE HERE COMES THE EXPLANATION TO HOW I MADE THIS DIGITAL ILLUSION        WELL AS WE ALL KNOW THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF VECTOR MATHEMATHICS     WE HAVE VECTORS IN SPACE AND VECTORS ON A TWO DIMENSIONAL PLANE    MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS MAKING A SCROLLY WITH THREEDIMENSIONAL VECTOR GRAPHIX    I BUMPED INTO A SMALL SNAG     I DIDNT HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA ON HOW TO MAKE THREE DIMENSIONAL GRAPHIX       SO INSTEAD I WROTE A FORMULA THAT CALCULATES ALL THE COORDINATES OF A LINE IN A SPECIFIC OCTANT OF A TWO DIMENSIONAL VECTOR PLANE      I REWROTE THE FORMULA TO CALCULATE ONLY IN THE THIRD OCTANT AND VOILA   I COULD TRANSFORM COORDINATES ON LINES MOVING TOWARDS A ZERO POINT   THEN I REWROTE THE FORMULA ONCE AGAIN AND MADE IT POSSIBLE TO TRANSFORM COORDINATES ON ANY LINE IN THE THIRD OCTANT OF THE PLANE    THAT MADE ME ABLE TO MOVE THE LINE UP AND DOWN    EASY PEASY    SO THE BASE MATHEMATHICS IS JUST TO CALCULATE THREE LINES AND ADD A SPECIFIC SINUS OFFSET TO THE UPPER AND LOWER LINE AND THEN CALCULATE THE SINUSOFFSET FOR THE MIDDLE LINE BY ADDING THE UPPER AND LOWER OFFSET AND DIVIDE BY TWO    THE CHARACTER ROUTINE DETECTS COORDINATES IN A TWENTY POINT MATRIX      WHEN THE CHARACTERS ARE UPDATED I SUBTRACT A DELTA FOR THE LOWER LINE AND FOR THE MIDDLE LINE     THE MIDDLE DELTA IS THE HALVE OF THE LOWER DELTA     THAT IS HOW IT IS DONE    SO NOW THAT YOU UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING AND WANT TO WRITE YOUR OWN AND BETTER VERSION YOU MIGHT PRESS THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON AND EXIT THE WORLD OF EXCALIBUR     BUT DONT       JUST READ ON AND THERE WILL BE FILM CRITICS     POLITICAL REVIEWS     MUSIC REVIEWS     ECHONOMICAL GUIDELINES          LETS TALK ABOUT BATMAN     BATMAN MUST BE THE BIGGEST ANTICHLIMAX IN HISTORY OF MODERN MOVIES    I SAW IT ON VIDEO SEVERAL WEEKS BEFORE IT WAS RELEASED IN NORWAY     AND IT REALLY TURNED OUT TO BE BORING      MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE QUALITY OF THE VIDEOFILM      IT WAS SHOT WITH A VIDEO CAMERA AT A CINEMA IN THE STATES AND THEN SENT TO GREECE   IT HAD GREEK TRANSLATION     HEHEHIHOHOH           WHYEAH    A BIG HANDSHAKE TO THE LOOSERS IN THE SWEDISH POLICE THAT IS INVESTIGATING THE ASSASINATION OF OLOF PALME      THOSE GUYS ARE THE WORST FUCKUPS EVER         AND HANDSHAKES GOES TO CHRISTER PETTERSON    CONGRATULATIONS CHRIS      I SHOT THE SHERIFF       MUSICAL ADVICE   EVERYBODY THAT DOES NOT OWN THE ESSENTIAL ALBUM     BLUES BROTHERS    SHOULD HIT THE STREETS AT ONCE AND BUY ONE              AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST AN ECHONOMICHAL ADVICE FROM OUR SPONSORS      IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS SPENDING YOUR MONEY HERE IS WHAT YOU DO     WRITE THE AMOUNT ON A CHECK OR PUT CASH IN AN ENVELOPE AND SEND TO         E X C A L I B U R          S V E V E I E N      T W E N T Y   F I V E        E I G H T   F I V E    T W O   Z E R O      A N K E N E S S T R          N O R W A Y        WELL THATS IT FROM ME IN THIS SCROLLY       I WAS TO LAZY TO WRITE A RESTART ROUTINE FOR THIS SCROLLY SO YOU HAVE TO STARE ON A BIG HOLE HERE ON THE SCREEN FOR THE REST OF THE TIME     THANKYOU FOR READING THE BULLSHIT SCROLLY          YOU DESERVE A MEDAL         BYE           CIAO         BIBI                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        



                                                                                              WELCOME TO THE LATEST EXCALIBUR PRODUCED DEMO FROM      [[[[[ ESCAPE NORWAY [[[[[     THIS SCROLL IS RESERVED FOR MY PERSONAL MESSAGES AND FOR THE GREETING LIST       WHELL WHY DONT WE TAKE THE CREDITS ALL OVER AGAIN       THE FABOULOUS MUSIC YOU ARE LISTENING TO IS COMPOSED BY A GUY IN      [[[ GENESIS OF ALPHA FLIGHT [[[      I COULDNT FIND HIS NAME IN THE SCROLLTEXT BUT ANWAY HE IS A MASTER]]  THE TUNE IS CALLED DEMOSMASH AND IS ABOUT ONE HUNDRED AND TEN BYTES LONG          THIS SMALL FONT I PICKED UP FROM AN INTRO MADE BY THE BAND        WHERE THEY HAVE GOT IT I DONT KNOW          ALL THE CODING IS DONE BY^         [[[[[[[[[[[   E X C A L I B U R    [[[[[[[[[[[        YEAH]]]                       LETS RUN THE PERSONAL MESSAGES                           ENCHANTINGS GO FROM EXCALIBUR TO THE FOLLOWING WINNERS                       TRONNY OF ALIVE^ YO DUDE] WHY DO YOU HATE ACID\\ JUST WAIT TIL THE NEXT PARTY] HEHEHEHE]]]]      [[[        PUNISHER OF THE CULT^ NEVER EVER MAKE A DEMO THAT DOESNT RUN ON ONE MEGABYTE]        [[[      WIZ OF ALTAIR^ THANKYOU FOR ALWAYS NICE SENDINGS]    [[[    ARMADA^ SORRY FOR BEING LATE]     [[[    LUXOR^ HOW DO YOU LIKE THE ARMY\\\     [[[     CUBE OF ESCAPE^ HAR] I THOUGHT I HAD TO MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO GET ON MY FEET AFTER YOUR SINEVECTOR DEMO] HOW DO YOU LIKE IT\\\     [[[     JABBA OF IT^ WAITING FOR YOUR GAME]]]      [[[   BUZZAW OF IT^ IS METALLICA STILL TOO QUIET FOR YOU\\\ HEHIHOHOH]]]      [[[      DR AWESOME OF CRUSADERS^ HOW DID YOU LIKE MY CONTRIBUTION TO THE JOKE OF THE MONTH CONTEST\\\ I THINK THE PEKKA JOKE IS A CLASSIC]]    [[[     DR OUTTASIGHT OF CRUSADERS^ SORRY FOR BEING A LATE PAYER] KEEP ON FREAKING]      [[[       EIGHTH SENSE OF US^ YEAH] HERES THE DEMO]] LIKE IT\\         [[[     VIRAL EMPATH^ ARE YOU STILL WRITING THOSE SHITTY COPY PROTECTIONS\\\ QUIT IT AND WRITE A DEMO] NOW]       [[[       SHANSEN HACKERCORP USENET^ OLD RASCAL] GOT ANY NUIS\\\        [[[     MORELOVE^ WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN\\\ SCHOOL\\\  WHAT IS THAT\\\    [[[       BLACK SUNDAY^ WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY BUYING AN ACHIMEDES\\\ I DONT UNDERSTAND THE YOUTH OF TODAY]]      [[[     LYNX OF THE SHADOWS^ LONG TIME NO PHREAK]] WE WILL TALK IN SUMMER WHEN I GET NEW CARDS]      [[[      TO ALL THE GUYS THAT EXPECTS DISKS FROM ME AND HAS NOT HEARD ANYTHING FOR A MONTH OR SO^ I AM SORRY]]                                                                WELL THATS IT FOR THE MESSAGES     BUT WE ARE NOT AT ALL FINISHED        WHAT REMAINS IS THE GREETING LIST            THE LIST IS NOT COMPLETE BUT IT IS A COMBINATION OF CUBES LIST AND MY LIST SO THERE ARE NOT SO FEW AFTER ALL            NORMAL CURSES FLY TO THE FOLLOWING GROUPS^              [ ABYSS [ ACADEMY [ ADD [ THE AGENTS [  AHEAD [ ALIVE [ ALTAIR [ ALPHA FLIGHT [ ARMADA [ AMIGA FORCE [ AMIGA IND AND FREEDOM FORCE [ AMIGAVISION [ ARCADIA [ ATOMIC [ AVALANCHE [ AVENGER [ BAMIGA SECTOR ONE [ THE BAND [ BEASTIE BOYS [ BIG ONES [ BLACK MONKS [ BRAINSTORM [ BROS [ BROWBEAT [ BYTERAPERS [ THE CARTEL [ COMPLEX [ CONTEX [ COPY CREW [ COSA NOSTRA [ THE CRITTERS [ CRUSADERS [ CRUSH AND BITSMASHERS [ CRYPTOBURNERS [ THE CULPRITS [ THE CULT [ DDC [ DEATHSTAR [ DOMINATORS [ DON DIO [ THE DUDES [ ECF [ END OF CENTURY  [ EVE AND KAREN  [ EXEC [ FASHION [ FBW AND IVORY [ FLASH PROD [ THE FLASH TEAM [ FOUNDATION [ FUSION [ GATE [ GEIR [ GHOSTRIDERS [ GIANTS [ THE GOONIES [ GOOSER [ HIGHSPEED AND ANTHRAX [ THE HONEY CREW [ HORIZON [ IBB AND DIGITECH [ IMP [ INQUISITORS [ INVITION [ IPEC ELITE [ IT [ IVORY AND FWB [ JJJ [ KEFRENS [ KKGB [ LARRY SPERA [ LAZER [ LEVEL FOUR AND SHADOW LIGHT [ LIMITED [ MACH FOUR [ MAFIA [ MAGIC [ MAGNETIC FIELDS [ MENTRONIX [ MICKY [ MORONS [ MR SPINHEAD [ NEW ORDER [ NICAM [ NO NAME TEAM [ THE SILENTS [ NUCLEAR UNIT [ PAUL JAMES [ PHAZE 101 [ PHENOMENA [ PHOENIX [ PLASMA FORCE [ PRETENDERS [ RANDOM ACCESS [ RAZOR  [ ROUGH BOY [ THE ROUND CIRCLE [ ROUTE SIXTYSIX [ SANXION [ SARGON  [ SCOOPEX [ SECTION ONE [ SECTOR FIVE [ SEX BOYS [ SEX INC [ SEXMAD SWAPPERS [ SILVER HAWKS [ SIRIUS CYBERNETICS INC [ SLI [ SOFTWARE OF SWEDEN [ SPREADPOINT DEFJAM CCS [ STARLIGHT [ TETRAGON [ THUNDERBIRD [ THRUST [ TOTENKOPF [ TRAXXION [ TRIAD [ TRIANGLE [ TRILOGY [ TRISTAR [ TRONIC [ UNICORN [ UNITRAX [ US [ VISION [ THE WANDERERS [ WIZZCAT [ WIZZY [ X MEN [ ZARK [ ZENITH [ ZIGAG DESTINY [ ZOOM                                                        TEXT RESTARTS                                                                                                               *