SUBJECT OF BALANCE


Ahh....   Welcome  to  this interesting
interview  with  Subject  of Balance!!!
Of  course  this  is Chorus of Majic 12
writing...   So  Subject,  now  we  are
sitting  here  at  my place with coffee
and  a module in the background and now
where  we  got  Reggae thrown out of my
room I can get the cake for us...

CHO: Chorus/Majic 12

SUB: Subject/Balance

CHO:    OK,  before  telling  us  about
yourself please tell me if you like the
cake!!..

SUB: Yeah, sure! It's delicious!

CHO: Now, tell us who you are etc...

SUB:   Well, my real name is Kristoffer
and  I'm musician in the danish section
(hey  Chorus,  please give me some more
of  that  coffee,  please!) of Balance.
I've  been  in  the  scene  for about 3
years  now,  and I still find it fun to
be a scene-member...

CHO:   Me  too!!!...  Well, now that we
also   have   "Soft-cakes-which-Chorus-
has-made-by-letting-the-package-be-open
for-a-month" you should be able to tell
us if you got a synth..

SUB:  I use to lend a Roland JV-80 from
a  friend  of mine, and I will probably
soon  buy one myself.  I also get a lot
of   my  samples  from  Blue  Fox/BLC's
Roland W30.

CHO:  I know!  I stealed all your (Blue
Fox?) samples while you were a sleep.

SUB:   What?  So that's why you made us
drink  that  much?!   Ah  well,  you're
welcome.

CHO:   Thanx!   I know!..  OK, If I say
"Sound Barrier II" what do you say??

SUB:   I guess that "Sound Barrier" was
quite a succes, so there will definetly
be a follow up.  We are already working
on  the  modules for it, and we hope we
can finish it in time for the Party 3.

CHO:   Yeah!!  Cool!  I'll look forward
to  it..   As much as I look forward to
me  and  Sid's..   Well,  tell us a bit
about the future plans for Balance..

SUB:   Except  from  Upstream,  we have
some projects going.  We will release a
22k-intro  by  Scope at the Melon party
and  perhaps  also an AGA-demo by Wreko
if  he  makes it in time.  We also plan
to  make  a shoot'em up game for A1200,
with  code by Scope and music by me and
Blue Fox.  Quite cool, eh?

CHO:  Year!..  Uhh,, Now two seconds of
silents  for  Mr.  Man's "Distant Call"
Which   we   are   listening  to  right
now.....   1..  2 ....  Hmm..  Now tell
us  if  you  got an A1200 or an A500 (I
already know, hehehe!-Chorus)

SUB: A500.

CHO:   LAMER!!!!   Hahahaaa!!  No, just
kidding.   Please  tell  us  if you are
planing    buy  the  ultimate  machine:
A 1 2 0 0 !!!...

SUB:   Yes,  of  course  I'll buy it as
soon as I have enough money for it, but
my  fucking  monitor  just  broke  down
yesterday,  so I have to use some money
for  a new one, and so I have to wait a
little  longer  to  get  that  A1200...
SHIT!

CHO:   Yeaa..   Don't  forget  that you
can't be a kewl elite dude if you don't
own an A1200..  (What?)..  OK, Nowadays
a  lot  of  different music styles have
appeared  on  the  music  scene  of the
Amiga..  Which one do you prefer?

SUB:   Well,  I  think  I have (without
bragging!)  a quite variated style, but
I really enjoy composing funk-tunes.

CHO:   Yahuuuu!!   me  too!!!!..   Funk
regler   raa   meget   vildt!!   (Sid's
talking style.) OK, now as the scene in
quite  none  sexual  please  tell  us a
thing  in  the scene which really turns
you on..  he!

SUB:   That's a tough one!  No, I think
watching  porno-animations really makes
one  satisfied.   Oh,  sorry,  I forgot
William/Balance (Wolfman)!  He's really
a horny dude!

CHO:   Yeah  SURE!!!   (About William I
mean)..   His  dance is the most sexual
scene dance around..  (Agree!!  -Sub)..
Now we will leave this interview and go
to   see   a   movie..    But  we  will
return!!!!!..
CHO:   Yaaaaaehhh!  We are back!!.  But
this time the clock is 18:45 and we are
waiting for the pizza dude to bring out
the  gods...   And  best  of all...  My
parents  pay it aaallll!!!!!!!!!..  But
ok,   it  was  the  interview  we  came
from....    Lets   go  on...   Tell  me
Subject,  what  do  you think of when I
write

Cat: Nasty animals! (Ehh..what?-Chorus)
Dr.   Dildo:  Sounds interesting, but I
don't know the guy...
Colorbird:  Well, a quite ok coder, but
I  haven't seen so much of his work yet
though.   Too  bad he was kicked out of
Scoopex.
Reggae:   One  hell  of a pornohaj.  He
sure has a lot of great pornomovies!
Trees:  Too bad that the rain forest is
beeing    raped    by    mother-fucking
capitalists in the western world!

CHO:    OK,  thanx  for  answering  the
questions....   Now here is the list of
things that you MUST, love, like, enjoy
or know how to do when you are a scene-
member,  tell  me  what your opinion of
them is...
Pizza:     My    favourite    food   at
demo-parties  (the one at The Gathering
'93  really  sucked,  though.   Or more
precisely:  The prices sucked!).
Matilde:   What  has  this girl done to
Slammieboy?   I  don't get it.  Anyway,
she tastes great, hehe.
William  dance:  My deepests regards to
all  who  perform this dance and to the
ones  who  made this dance possible (Hi
William,    Condor,    Chorus   Reggae,
Roscoe...)
Coke:     My    favourite    drink   at
demo-parties.   I think I drank about 5
Liters of Coke at the Gathering '93!
Coffee:   Great thing to keep you awake
on the late hours!
Funk:    The   most  ruling  musicstyle
around!
Porno  dance:   Go home! 
Liquid dance: Haven't  seen  it yet...
Stamp  faking:   I  do  it myself, so I
can't say it's wrong.
James:  James of Nuance ?  Phhhh, eh...
Chris  H:   His  Turrican  music rules!
Probably  the  best musician on the Amy
ever.
Cindy  girlie:  Which she was in my bed
every night!
Porno music: I hate it!
Techno:  I hate it too, except from the
pieces Julius and Travolta do.
Spiders:   They are cute!  (SUXXXXXXX -
Chorus)
RAW:  Only comment:  Upstream rulez!
Kefrens:    Without   doubt  a  legend!
Probably the best group in Denmark.
Top  Secret:   It  really  helped a lot
with a new design!
Propaganda:  An ok diskmag...
Sample ripping:  Everyone does it.  But
I  think  it's  lame  to  rip  a  whole
sample-set or bassline (Hi ... .....!)
Drinkin': I love it...

CHO:   Well,  that's great...  Now tell
me,  if  you SHOULD kill Some(1)one who
should it be??..

SUB:   Well,  I COULD mention some guys
in the scene, but I don't wanna get in
war with anyone...

CHO:   OK, tell me your fav.  part on a
girl..

SUB:   That was a hot one!  But I don't
many  guys  would  deny  that the pussy
(just to be strait!) is the best part!

CHO: Yeaah... Do you swap?
SUB:   Yep!   I have about 25 contacts,
but I'm still looking for more...

CHO:  Great!...  OK, now all the people
which  are  under 18 should close their
eyes.   Because here comes a very nasty
question..   If  you could paint any of
these  guys  in  the  rectum  with love
juices  from  cindys pussy who would it
be???  Mention 3 please..  Hohooo!!
Wolfman, Reggae, Roscoe (NOT!), Condor,
Blue  Fox,  Colorbird,  Some1, Mellica,
Zinko,   Lord  Helmet,  Julius,  James,
Estrup,  Hollywood,  Twilight,  Me, The
Silents, Speedy, Tropeduft.....

SUB:   Boy, is this turning out to some
kind  of  a  porno  interview  (Yes  of
course!  - Chorus) ?  Anyway, here they
come:
1. Wolfman
2. James
3. Me (YOU!)

CHO:   Ok,  enough  porno  for  today..
Lest   get   serious..    Do  you  play
games???

SUB:   Not  really,  only the good ones
such  as  Turrican  2,  Lotus 2 and the
Monkey Island games...  But it's fun to
do game-music!

CHO:   I  hear  that you can play porno
music  with your hands..  So, maybe you
could  tell  where  we  can  be able to
listen to your music next time?..

SUB:   That must be in our 22k intro at
the Melon party.  And after that in the
next issue of Upstream, of course!

CHO:   Well,  how  about  asking  me  a
question?

SUB:   What?   All right then:  What is
the meaning of life?

CHO:   Drink,  Amiga,  Girls, Music and
William  dance...  OK, now I'm about to
run  out of questions so let's see your
holy blue book...


SUB:

Favourite Demo: Desert Dream/Kefrens
Favourite  Coder:   Chaos/Sanity..  But
anyway, who chaos?  (Hehe, get it?) and
Xann/Movement.
Favourite Graphician:  Hof/Melon Dezign
and Alex/Movement
Favourite Musician:  Julius/Lemon.  and
Lizardking/Silents.
Favourite  Swapper:  Astro/Movement and
Tango/Defekt and you!
Favourite    Chart:    Eurochart/Static
Bytes (the REAL thing!)
Favourite Diskmag:  Opstram.
Favourite   Color:   Black  (background
color in Dpaint!)
Favourite Person: Cindy
Favourite  Lamer:   Anyone who deserves
it!
Favourite   Drink:    Smaa   graa   and
Hotshots...
Favourite Tool:  Protracker of course!
Favourite  Pornomovie:   The one we saw
at Reggae's place last time!
Favourite Party:  The Party 2.
Favourite Computer:  A5000!
Favourite  Condom:  BIG ones (that suit
my dick!).

CHO:   OK,  now  you have the change to
send  out  a  few  helloer to da people
that you love...

SUB:    Great!    Here   go  my  loving
thoughts:

All I know from Majic 12!
Tango/Defekt
Astro/Movement
Speedy&Pearl/Parasite
Julius/Lemon.
Roscoe/Equinox
Schmoovy Schmoov/Melon Dezign
Twilight/Desire
Hollywood/Jetset
Reggae/Independent
Dice/Kefrens

And  all  in  Balance  + the rest of my
contacts.
Contact  us  for  swapping  modules  or
samples:

CHORUS/MAJIC 12	    SUBJECT/BALANCE
Mikkel Ploug        Kristoffer Schultz
Smedievej 97        Aalykkevej 2, Esrum
3400 Hilleroed      3230 Graested
DENMARK             Denmark

That's    all...     Thanks   for   the
interview!

CHO:   Now  a  last question, how would
you like your coffee??

SUB: Black!