INTERVIEW WITH DR.OETKER/TIMEX  85 



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This interview was held by Al Capone of Panic on the 13.03.91 at Al s place !

Al:   First try to describe yourself a bit !!!
DOC:  Aaaargg! Always the same silly questions!! Ok,I'm a member of the group
      Timex since 2 months and my job is to swap cake! just kidding! It's
      the same shit we all swap .. rap tapes! (and sometimes disx) or should
      i turn this sentence round??
Al:   O.k thanx for that long describtion ! Next question: What music are you
      listening to and whats your favorite album ?
DOC:  Are you blind man? i wouldnt swap rap tapes when i would be a heavy!!
      So whats my favourite album...hmmm.there are many good but i think the
      new RUN DMC album is the best on the market.
Al:   Thanx for this cool answer ! We all know that you had little problems


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      on the Treacl Panic Party ! 16beat had to drive you to hospital ! Why ?
DOC:  you are an ashole! i knew this question would come.. Ok,ok! two days
      before the party started i had high temperature (39.8C) and you
      shouldnt drive to Bocholt when youre ill like that.. (my mom warned me
      but i dont listen to my parents (isnt that what we all do?)) but i didnt
      wanted to miss the this cool party! so i drove... and at 12.00 a.m i
      couldnt stand anymore coz i took millions of pills (not pils!!) and
      also had some pils,too.and coz i want to live some years longer than
      till this party diddle/sanity decided to take me to the doctors (with
      16beats car and that was a torture)..Ok,i think this was the most
      long answer ever given in an interview so you all now know what this
      day was like.....
Al:   Thanx for waking me up .....Tell us whats your favorite:
      1.food 2.drink 3.group 4.coder 5.swapper 6.GFX 7.musician 8.LAMER
DOC:  1. Bratkartoffeln mit Ruehrei (but only made by my mom!)

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      2. Kuestennebel, Jonny, Sekt, CocaCola
      3. Anarchy, Crusaders, Cryptoburners
      4. Slayer/Scoopex
      5. Bustman/Crusaders
      6. Milkshake/Kefrens
      7. Dr.Awesome/Crusaders
      8. Matthias Kiunka (alias DAKAR/BLACK ZOMBI of different crews!!!)
Al:   Tell me how many contacts you got !!!! He, He !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOC:  It's : 1521846238956326538328635486395473654 ..hmm.. nice number
      no,no its some 30 at the moment but still increasing.
Al:   Tell us whats the best party you have been to ???
DOC:  I think the best German party i have been to was the party in Bocholt.
      (i dont mention panic here coz it would be too much publicity)
Al:   I think that the name Dr. Oetker is a bit different from the other
      ones ! The peoples living outside Germany don' t understand Oetker !

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      Please explain !!!!
DOC:  Thats the best question i ever read in a mag coz its a good chance for
      me to explain my name to all my foreign contacts who wonder what
      my name means.All German readers know it,Dr.Oetker is the biggest
      concern for producing different sorts of cake and pudding worldwide.
      I heard from many friends that the name is different from Dr.Oetker in
      foreign countrys so dont wonder,just accept it..and to all elites who
      want to contact me: you will get a pudding exclusive from Dr.Oetker!!
      Ok,i think thats enough for explainations.....
Al:   Another long answer, but I think your contacts now know the explaination
      , Dr. Poeta ! Tell us whats the next party you ll strike !!!
DOC:  Cebit
Al:   A short one ! But please write down, why you hate Matthias Kiunka !!
      I must add, that I hate it, too !!!!!
DOC:  yep,i dont think he is worth mentioning in a mag coz we all know storys

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      of damned suckers who fuck their mother 1000 times a day and lick pussy
      of their female teachers in school!
Al:   Tell me, whos your best friend in the scene (except of me !!!) !!!
DOC:  its hard to answer this coz there are many cool friends in scene but
      Sniper of Panic is a extremely cool dude and also flagg is a friend of
      me (hi,mates!)....
Al:   We know that there was another Timex existing some time ago. It was a
      swedish group which now joined Pussy !!! Why have you chosen that name
      for your crew !!!! Have there been any probs with them ????
DOC:  Nope! No probs with them coz we changed it just when they joined pussy
      and all people accepted us as a new crew then (i think so?!). So who
      doesnt know it by now : we are not pussy sweden or have anything to
      do with them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al:   I guess everyone knows that you are not Pussy sweden, coz you live in
      germany ! Write down your future plans, please !!!

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DOC:  I heard from our HQ that a new multipart demo with trackloader is ready
      and we are gonna release it sometimes somewhere somehow (??!!)
Al:   It s obviously, that you are the best member in Timex ! Are you thinking
      of leaving the crew and joining Anarchy ????
DOC:  hmmm..i think Anarchy isnt good enough for me but perhaps im gonna join
      Awesome (haha) !!!
Al:   Your packs are very good (ours are better !) ! But really, I like them !
      But they are not spreaded so well, why ???
DOC:  Why do you say so? Ive heard that they are on some cool boards
      (not like the panic packs,hehe) and many people contacted me coz of
      them!
Al:   O.k, but you didnt strike Eurocharts and you ll never do, I think !
      Now please say us, when you was the most drunken in your life !!!!!
DOC:  HAHAHAHA!!! See you in April Issue on place 1. !!! I'll break all
      records!!!! (er..) i think YOU should know that. Dont you remember our

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      boozing-trips through Minden?? cant imagine how drunk i was!!
Al:   I know how, coz I had to tell you to go home, but you didnt want to.
      I also can remember of your accident after boozing lot s of bottles of
      Sekt, beer, and other weird stuff !!!! But we have to end now, coz this
      mag should get the possibility to show some other articles than this
      drunken interview !!! Please give us a final salute !!!
DOC:  WHAT???? THIS WAS AN INTERVIEW?? I WANT MY LAWYER !!!!!!!
      Final sentence: RAP RULEZ (ed.HIP HOP RULEZ, TOO!!!!)


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