Christine De La

   Queen Of Spoon

   Interviewed By

     Zerox/Gods


 ZX = *  And  CDLQ = *

 This interview is with the most famous
 girl in the scene. She has been inter-
 viewed by a few  other  diskmags  like
 The Jungle,  Abnormalia and even asked
 a few questions  concerning  the Patsy
 affair in Compass, which DISC actually     
 first  wrote  about  a  few years ago.
 Well,  until  now I think she has only
 gotten  boring  questions or questions
 she does not want to answer. Maybe she
 doesn't agree, but in my opinion  it's
 time  that  someone  asked  her  about
 something interresting, BUT unfortuna-
 tley I'm not  the one that can come up
 with original questions. So she had to
 settle with my weird questions for now

 Anyway,  here's  what Christine has to
 say about herself:
                      
 I am  the  old crooked lady living far
 up  north  in  a  little  place called
 Denmark.  I am having a ball  together
 with my group SPOON,  whom I am trying
 hard to lead in the most positive dir-
 ection.  Graphics  is  a  considerable
 part of my scene life - I simply  love
 to draw!   Living  life dangerously by
 writing  articles  (hello  Pearl!)  is
 also  something that I care about. Not
 that  I  like to live dangerously, but 
 sometimes  it seems  like  it, because
 you really have to value your words or
 else you are playing hangman with your
 -self (like Pearl!). I also swap regu-
 larly.  I love to receive mail! Else I
 am  managing  Sound,  a  very  special
 music disc!

 As this  introduction wasn't boring, I
 wanted to start  mangling  Christine's
 Mind.  Therefore I asked  her  why she
 chose   the  handle  Christine  De  La
 Queen  and  if  she was a queen in the
 real life  or  if  this just a subcon-
 cious wish. Now dead DISC reader, this
 is Christine's reply:



 The  reason  why  I chose Christine De
 La Queen  as  a  handle  was  actually
 because I didn`t want a handle!!! Yes,
 it is true!  I  wanted  to  be  called
 Christine  in the scene.  I tried hard
 to spread the words, but after a while
 I had to realise  that it didn`t  help
 nothing  -  The scene  guys were still
 asking  for my handle!!   Christine De
 La Queen  is  actually a self made fun
 handle that I once made to end letters
 in an amusing way.  I then  thought it
 was great fun to smear Danish, English
 and French  together in one bowl.  And
 Christine De La Queen is  actually the
 outcome of this mess.  This  handle is
 so overwhelming stupid,  but brilliant
 in its own way,  so to make fun of the
 handle affair I chose  Christine De La
 Queen.  Anyway - it rhymes in English.
 Actually,  I  don`t  think  I am Queen
 material at all. I wouldn`t like to be
 one either.   Just  consider  all  the
 things  you  have  to do,  because you
 were born this or that...   That ain`t
 what I call freedom! I sometimes  feel
 sorry for the Royals.  They  can`t  do
 crazy  stuff  without it ending in the
 newspaper  the  next day!  Royal  life
 must     really     suck    sometimes.
 Nevertheless I am proud of the  Danish
 Royal Family!  That`s  presumably  how
 far it can get,  when it  comes  to my
 handle... 

 So  she  really doesn't want to have a
 handle, eh?  Interesting story anyway.
 But even more interesting it will get,
 if Christine  can  tell  us  why green
 fish are bigger than red fish?  And if
 so, why?

 Big as well as small - With our  Spoon
 we catch `em all!

 ??? I really  thought I would  confuse
 her with that question,  but now I'm a
 bit confused myself.  Why can she tell
 us that  green fish are always  bigger
 than red ones?  Because it  is a fact,
 isn't it? Christine seems to disagree.
 She wrote this as a reply:

 It's surely not a fact!  Give me proof
 and I will eat my oldest shoe!

 Proof I can give her...  if she  takes
 with  her  oldest  shoes  to  the next
 computer  event  (Gathering?),  then I
 will  bring with me both green and red
 fish,  and  she can  see  for herself.
 Well...  now  I'll  give  you  a short
 series of questions and answers:
 As you in addition to being an article
 -writer  also are a swapper,  wha t do
 you like the most  to  receive through
 mail?

  - 

 What's  this?  Was  my   question  too
 stupid  or  too obvious to be answered
 or what?

 Hmm... I think it is too obvious! I am
 in fact  as  normal  as  all the other
 guys.  The  other  day,  I  received a
 letter  from  a  fairly  new  contact, 
 saying  that he didn`t believe I was a
 female swapper...  He  probably was so
 sure that I was  pulling his leg,  and
 that I probably  was a guy  after all!
 I  send   and   wish   for   the  same
 productions as everyone else!
 Err... after that answer I really want
 -ed to  know  what's  the most useless
 thing  Christine has  learned from the
 scene. She stated the following:

 I don`t know really... I would like to
 say that I dislike  the way some scene
 guys treat scene girls. But hey,  read
 my article  about  this subject in one
 of the forthcoming Rom mags.  The guys
 are in for a big  treat in this direc-
 tion.  I won`t reveal my point of view
 YET!

 She  doesn't  want to reveal her point
 of view yet??? She can't hide anything
 from the DISC readers. And by the way,
 maybe I just have to censor  that last
 commercial for ROM anyway, he he...And
 as  a punishment, I at  least  had  to
 give  Christine  another hard question
 to answer.  So I asked  Christine this
 question:  As a woman, do you have any
 special feelings towards whales?

 No, not at all.  I don`t have any fav-
 ourite animal at all.I am sadly enough
 not  a  nature  freak!  Maybe  because
 Denmark  doesn`t  offer  varied nature
 (except  Bornholm  maybe),   like  the
 nature   you   capture  other  places.
 Even  though I am not a nature  freak,
 there  are  still  some places I would
 like to see or visit.  When  it  comes
 to animals,  I  would  like  to settle
 for an ordinary cat or dog! By the way
 if you skip my commercial,  I`ll  send
 you  200  copies  of  Benny Jørgensens
 best tapes of music from 1968! 

 

 Ahhhhh....  that  one  hurt!  I  can't
 bare  the  thought of receiving  those
 tapes,  so I  had  to  allow  some ROM
 commercial  in  DISC  this time,  even
 if I liked it or not.  But I of course
 continued  my  punishment  campaign by
 asking   the   rather  rude  question;
 "What would you like the other sceners
 to think of you, and do you think they
 actually do that?".  Here's what Chris
 had to say about that:

 Some  years  ago, I would probably had
 written  -  I don`t  give a shit  what
 people  think of me.  I still  believe
 this term, but not as heavily any more
 To not care what  people think of you,
 makes  you an  ignorent fool!!  Making
 changes is a positive  progress!  I do
 not  know what  people think of me. It
 is  a very  tough  question  for  both
 partners,  since  none of us really do
 know each other. The only scene person
 that really does know me is my brother
 B-Toven,  and I am  probably  also the
 only one who really knows him!(he-he!)
 Anyway,  ofcourse I hope  they like me
 as well as  like  them!  The  somewhat
 absurd  thing  that  I  was discussing
 with  Slurry of Black Fishy at TP4  is
 that there is really a huge difference
 in writing long  letters to each other
 for many years,  and  then meeting the
 person for the first time.  A few guys
 has  surprised  me  this  year  at The
 Party. Positively ofcourse...

 That was of course interesting to know
 and  especially  the  last part.  I'll
 come  back  to  that  in  a while, but
 first  I  want to introduce  YOU  to a
 brand  new  way of making  interviews.
 Yes,  I have now  collected some opin-
 ions from Christine's  oldest contacts
 and friends,  just to check  out  what
 they think about her,  so now sit back
 in your chair and read on!!!  Here are
 the  questions I  asked Shayera/Spoon,
 Core/Disaster,   Chris/Gods  and  last
 but not least,  Napoleon/Dreamdealers:

 1. What do you think that Christine
    would like you to think of her?

 2. What does Christine mean for you/
    what is she for you?

 Both  questions  are quite  rude,  but
 who cares anyway?

 


 Shayera/Spoon:

 1.

 I think  Christine  wants  us to think
 of  her as an efficient  organizer and
 a skilled graphician.

 2.

 Well  apart from  the obvious with her
 being  one of the  only  girls  in the
 scene, I think of her as a good friend
 and a good motivator/boss.







 Chris/Gods:

 1.

 The Truth

 2.

 My  first  female  contact  &  a  very
 friendly  one and as I think  you know
 what the word  means for you & for me,
 I won't explain that to you.

 Napoleon/Dreamdealers:

 1.

 Hm, it's some kind of a hard question.
 Anyway,  I think she needs  friendship
 all over the world.

 2.

 She's  one of my  coolest  friends,  I
 always  take  care about her opinions,
 so  we're   often  writing  very  long
 letters. We can talk about every topic
 Maybe,  because  she's a girl,  I  get
 more attention with her.

 Core/Disaster:

 1.

 That  she's a good friend,  with  whom
 you can write long'n' friendly letters
 about almost everything,  that's she's
 a person  one  can  have  fun with and
 have some nice chats with,  when being
 at parties, etc.


 2.

 Well, a great  deal since  she  was my
 first  "real"  contact and, until apx.
 a month  ago  also  the  only   female
 contact  I  had.  She's a nice person,
 because   you   can  discuss  personal
 problems  with  her without her making
 fun of you.  Another of her  qualities
 is,  that no  matter  how busy she is,
 she always writes long letters.  A big
 credit to her for that.

 Yep,  that was quite nice...  now also
 Christine  knows  what her contacts do
 think of her.  Anyway,  it's  time  to
 find  out what Christine ment with her
 last statement.  It was  good to  hear
 that we boys/men ain't  that bad after
 all...   here's what  Christine  wrote
 about that:
 No comments! He!  There is nothing bad
 about the scene guys,  well...   Maybe
 there is for...about 99 percent of the
 scene guys!!  No!

 As DISC got some unjustified criticism
 last time, I wanted Christines opinion
 about that as well, in addition to get
 to know her true  opinion  about DISC.
 In advance I of course  made her aware
 of the fact that I,  as a main-editor,
 feel  free  to  censor her opinions if
 they were wrong...   You  can yourself
 try  to  find out if I used my rights,
 he he he...

 Whether the criticism of DISC is unjus
 -tified or not,is really the question!
 The criticism of  DISC  was a bit  too
 rude I think.   Starting a mag is  not
 easy.  I know  because  starting Sound
 ain`t easy either!! And if the mag al-
 ready  had a good  reputation,  it can
 give even more problems.  The articles
 were a bit too old, and since articles
 are alpha omega in a disc mag,  it  is
 ofcourse  important  to  make a mag as
 fresh  and  lively as possible!  I  am
 sure  that  DISC  will  have  a  great
 future,  now  when a new  structure as
 design,  code and a new  staff has be-
 come reality. From now on, it can only
 become a great mag!

 You  readers  probably  thought that I
 would settle with such an answer,  but
 NO! I had to put some  thing straight,
 so here is what  I  had to tell Chris:
 "WHAT??? Are you asking questions now?
 I'm  the  interviewer!  I can tell you
 that the criticism of DISC was unjust-
 ified! But I guess most people had too
 high expectations for DISC.They really
 believed we would  make a comeback  at
 the  top  of  the charts at once,  but
 when they saw the first new issue they
 got a bit disappointed,  which I think
 they should be allowed to be.  Because
 I do admit that the last issue of DISC
 wasn't  really  the DISC  name worthy,
 but  as you can see for  yourself now,
 this  time DISC is back  stronger than
 ever!! By the way,  you are allowed to
 repeat your two last words  about DISC
 many times through out this interview,
 he he... ".  Christine  fast  replied:

 Great Mag! Get down of your high horse
 Zerox,there is simply no need for such
 behaviour....  Just  think of the ugly
 gadgets you got this time...   Not  to
 name  the awfull search feature,  that
 you  guys  had put  together.  Or  the
 article written by CDLQ....ups!

 As Christine is the queen,  I couldn't
 write more about that. Instead I asked
 her a new  question: "As stated above,
 you have become quite  famous  because
 of your article-writing. You write for
 a few diskmags  reguarly as The Charts
 and  ROM,  so  what  makes  a  diskmag
 worthy of your support?"

 Actually  I  don`t  know. I am usually
 asked   to  write  an  article  for  a
 certain mag,  so in this  way I get my
 jobs.  For more support,  I will  make
 certain  it  is because of my articles
 and  not  because of the  person I am! 
 Sometimes  I  am  bold  enough  to ask
 directly  why   they  really  want  my
 support  and the reason  must be true.
 Mop has  been given this  question for
 example.  Not that he liked it, but he
 definitely  did  answer  the question. 
 Anyway,  I don`t  write  articles  for
 people I dislike!  The  reason  why  I
 stick  to  The Chart  and  Rom is most
 certainly because of the people behind
 the mags and surely because I like the
 production.  The  best  chart  is  The
 Chart by Ram Jam,  and the  best maga-
 zine is ROM - That is my opinion!

 There  she goes  again with  these ROM
 advertisements.  But  what  can  I do?
 Benny Jørgensen tapes? No way!!! I of-
 course asked Christine what she had to
 say in her defence?  And  as  for  the
 charts,  what does she think about the
 improved Eurocharts?

 

 Great Mag!  I mean ROM ofcourse!  What
 is Eurochart?  Surely I like  the  new
 features in Eurochart!The new features
 is  really a great  invention.  But  I
 think Estrup leaves the  mag part in a
 real  bad  state.  Both in code and in
 the  amount  and  quality of articles! 
 Both  the  chart part and the mag part 
 is quality in The Chart!  

 Ha ha ha, I can't say more.. but I did
 ask Christine  if  she had noticed any
 longterm  damage from being a swapper,
 but as you can see,  she didn't bother
 to answer...

 -

 And  then  I  asked  her if she didn't
 want  to  answer  this  one.  And  she
 answered:
 Nop!

 Afterwards  I  asked  Christine   "How
 important  would  you  say  your  best
 scene  friends  are  in  keeping   you
 from  leaving the scene?  And  who are
 they?" Christine replied:

 Who  are  my  scene  friends?    Spoon
 members!   Else  I  would like to keep
 that as a secret... Could they keep me
 from leaving the scene?   If they knew
 my move, before I actually did perform
 it, they  might have  some luck, but I
 am not too sure...   It depends on the
 circumstances of leaving the scene,  I
 think...

 I've been trying hard to get some sec-
 ret  information about Chris' personal
 life,  but  all  her  friends  seem to
 keep  their  mouth  shut.  So it seems
 that they are  very  loyal or that she
 has chosen not to hand over much about
 her private life. Anyway, some told me
 that she is real demanding, but also a
 bit shy. I'll not even mention her bad
 temper, he he... So what was the ques-
 tion then? Simple,  what does she have
 to say about that?:)

 Never heard of it before! Well,I don`t
 believe of a person being both shy and
 real  demanding on the same time.  You
 can either be shy OR demanding!  A shy
 person   doesn`t   know   how   to  be
 demanding.  When  would  a  shy person
 start  being  demanding and to whom if
 the  person  is shy?!  Anyway,  when a
 real shy person stops being shy,  this
 person   has   big  chances  of  being
 demanding later on in his/her life. Am
 I  confusing??!    While  a  demanding
 person  never  would  turn shy ever...
 Am I demanding  and shy?  As  for  the
 secrets of my private life,  I am sure
 I am one of the most ordinary somebody
 I can`t think of anything  that  would
 really shock anyone..   As for the bad
 temper,  it was  something I mentioned
 in fun,  just before you went to fetch
 this  interview for me at TP4!! I have
 no bad  temper at all!  I am sorry - I
 was playing with your mind!

 After this punch in the face, I had to
 keep on my mask and reply: "Ha ha ha..
 never  heard  about  it  before?  Do I
 really  have  to  publish  my sources?
 Anyway,  it was  quite an interresting
 theory! As for being demanding... only
 a few of your  friends will know this,
 can you think of who? And as for shy..
 well...as you answered earlier in this
 interview...  people  can be different
 when  they  actually  meet their scene
 friends  and  write  letters  to them.
 Anyway,  it  was  two  of your friends
 that had different opinions about you.
 Ok,  so you mangled my mind and made a
 fool out of me.  I'll get you for that
 one....  eh? Of course I can't publish
 this  interview  after that. Anyway... 
 I'll  really  test  if  you  got a bad
 temper  at the  next party, he he...".
 But Christine of course  understood my
 game (eh? Pain?),  and  answered some-
 thing like this:

 OK!  You are playing tough,  I`ll play
 tough as well!  I am not shy...  Some-
 times when I talk to a person,  that I
 have nothing in common with, or I have
found out that I have nothing in common
 with, I kinda lay low.  If  there is a
 person  that I don`t  want to talk to,
 and  he/she is  expecting  that I will
 come to his or her table at a party, I
 would   presumably   not   come!  Why?
 Because that`s the asshole I am! I try
 hard to be nice to everyone,  but it's
 really  hard  figuring out what to say
 to a person that really doesn`t mean a
 damn shit to you!  There  you  got it,
 and I already feel  terrible  bad!!  I
 was once very shy, but after a year in
 highschool in USA,  I got  rid of this
 once and for all! It is really a great
 way to grow up,  by  living in another
 country  for a longer  period.  You're
 totally responsible for your self!  If
 you want action, you  gotta  invent it
 yourself - You gotta talk to people in
 that country no matter  how lousy your
 English is!  No matter what,  you will
 be introduced to so many people,  that
 your  shyness  soon will be forgotten.
 I also  want to dedicate  this text to 
 all the guys who  really are very shy!
 Go a year abroad!   It will definitely
 turn  out  as  the greatest experience
 ever  -  You  will  learn  so many new
 things  about  you and the people sur-
 rounded  you!    If  Danes  have  been
 thinking  about going to the USA,  and
 they   have   any  kind  of  questions
 towards a stay in USA,  they  can call
 me!   I  will  help  you  in  any  way
 possible!

 As I understood that  we,  I, her, us,
 were   getting   a   bit   emotionally
 involved  right  here, I smoothly lead
 the   interview   over   in   a  nicer
 atmosphere, and asked Christine: "What
 3 words would  decribe your team Spoon
 best?"
 
 And    she    replied:  "Togetherness,
 Productivity, and FUN!"

 Yes, now we were getting back on track
 so  to  speak,  but  to  continue  the
 harmonic feeling, I said:" You are the
 editor  of  Sound,  so  can you please
 tell  the  DISC  readers  a  few words
 about  the  future  releases  of  that
 special  music  disk  and  other Spoon
 productions?   I've   heard  something
 about a secret demo project...".
     
 Well,  first  of  all  we are going to
 release Sound #2 (S2) in March. It has
 been  delayed due  to projects at TP4.
 Sorry  to  all the guys whom have been
 awaiting  this production!  Sound is a
 music  disk with  changed features for
 each  issue.   The   stimulating   and
 interesting  part  is that sceners are
 competing in creating  the best possi-
 ble  module  under  8O K,  whereas  no
 parts  may  sound  like chip music!  A
 limitation  that makes even the great-
 est   musicians  turn  blue  in  their
 faces!  To get the rules  -  Get  hold
 of a copy of Sound! ...or write to me!
 S2  will  get  released  under a lable
 called;  "The  Ultimate  Funk  Issue",
 whereas  ten of the greatest numbers I
 have  received  have been collected in
 one great bowl. Everyone is welcome to
 participate,and if you are into TRANCE
 music, then maybe you should send your
 8OK (unpacked) music for Sound #3! But
 do  get  hold  of  the rules first! S2
 will  contain  support  from the Polka
 Brothers, and Braintumour & Heywood of
 Stone Arts just to name a few...Thanks
 to you guys by the way!!!! 

 Oups...  so Sound is already released?
 It was probably out before this inter-
 view got finished. Hm...  let us think
 of  something  nicer though, yes, lets
 continue   this   huge  interview,  by
 saying:" 80 K is really not much. Have
 you ever  gotten a module of that size
 from any competition? I can  tell  you
 that it's quite difficult to make good
 music with  the exact samples you need
 under  80.000 bytes.  So  isn't  it an
 idea  to  maybe  have  less modules on
 Sound  or  make  Sound on two disks to
 even  improve the quality of the music
 even more?".

 That  would  ruin  the  concept!   The
 concept  was build on the 80K modules!
 A strange, but cool atmosphere, buildt
 of these secondary samples.   Actually
 only a few Sound Surfers  masters this
 80 K feature to it's uttermost.   Like
 for example; Subsonic of Disaster  and
 Jukebox of Talent, just to name a few!

 To get away from those commercials,  I
 just asked Christine if she could tell
 us  about  her  daily  life,  and  not
 leaving out any details. But she seems
 to have overlooked my question...

  -

 And there I had to tell her: " Now I'm
 pretty sure you got something to hide.
 I really should  have gotten info from
 B-Toven  about  this.   Anyway,   that
 question ain't that rude?  In addition
 to  that I bet I would get a few  more
 readers for  DISC  if you answered it,
 he he...  So???". She said:

 Frode - Din lille bambus jæger! Du har
 fandmer   travlt   Hvar`!?!   Jeg  har
 simpelthen ingen kommentarer!

 Then I should ask "Que?", but didn't..
 Instead I continued my rough line with
 another  question  in  the same style.
 I  simply  asked: " Do  you  think  us
 superior men dominate  the scene?  And
 are we superior at it?". It was infact
 no surprise at all that  she  actually
 didn't bother to answer that question.

 -

 BUT I had to get some answers and even
 more readers for DISC,  yes,  I always
 think of you  dear  reader. I want  to
 give  you  the latest digital informa-
 tion and all the secrets of the scene,
 so  this  is  what  I  told Christine:
 "Aarrrgh...another question you dropp-
 ed. But this time I can understand why
 You just won't admit the facts?? Ha ha
 ha...  I told you I would  have a rev-
 enge for you playing with my mind,  he
 he..."

 She  continued as nothing had happened
 by saying:"You can`t live without `em,
 and you can`t shoot `em!"

 Well, violence and hate??? I asked her
 another   question   concerning   some
 developments  at  the  scene. I simply 
 asked  Christine why she hates spandi-
 merda.  I found out  that she disliked
 it by  reading her latest  interviews.
 Anyway,  here's  what  she  had to say
 about that topic: 
 I  can`t  neglect  that I dislike  the
 Spandimerda  that  Macno  tries to lay
 upon   every   worthy  shoulder.   "If
 there is any",  he proclaims...  As he
 thinks those of us who don`t  think of
 his  articles as being  funny,  really
 don`t know much English!  It is not so
 much the Spandimerda  abnormality that
 I dislike,  but the whole  fundamental
 in Macno`s Scenology world. I am happy
 to say,  that I am  definitely not the
 only one in the scene  that thinks the
 same  as  I!  The  thing  that  really
 worries me is how Macno can manipulate
 all  Main Editors  (even Mop) to press
 his  nonsense  every  time  he  asks!!
 Frankly,  I   would be  impressed if I
 didn`t  find one  of Macno`s Scenology
 articles  in  this  mag.  By  the way,
 don`t  get me wrong.... I have nothing
 against  Macno as a person  (I think),
 we  are  getting  along  very  fine!!!
 There is simply nothing to hide, Macno
 knows  what  I  think of his material!

 To  this  I  just  had to reply:"Don't
 underestimate DISC...   I don't  think
 we  have any articles written by Macno
 about  his  Scenology  study.   Infact
 Macno  writes  quite  good English and
 articles,  so  who  can  stop him from 
 supporting  a  mag  with his articles?
 You  can't  blame  Mop  or  any of the
 other main-editors  for including such
 articles in their diskmags. Remember..
 we all need support, he he...  Another
 thing,  you wrote that you didn't have
 anything  against  Macno  as a person.
 But  how is this  possible if you dis-
 like what he writes very much???"  


 I didn't think she liked that question
 but at least she answered:

 When  I  receive  one of his legendary
 letters,  I never find scenology tones
 in these. Macno seems like a very nice
 person,  that's  at  least what I have
 gathered out of the letters sent to me
 But he is a bad chess player...(In the
 8th move Macno!) 

 My next question out was:  What's most
 exciting about being a article writer?

 Being an article  write is not a task,
 it  shouldn`t be!  I write in  my  own
 tempo,  therefor  there ain`t loads of
 articles  from  me every single month.
 I have free  hands to write anything I
 like - relevant to the scene ofcourse!
 If someone were to push, asking for 2O
 articles per month,  I would soon quit
 writing.  I think it is exciting writ-
 ing a piece.  I think it is  cool that
 you as person  actually  can  get your
 opinions  trough to the sceners. It is
 just fun!  I can`t  really explain it,
 other  than  it is a thrill  to write!

 Now  it's  time  for another series of
 short questions and answers:  

 Well... where are your 20 articles for
 DISC anyway? Just kidding... I'll give
 you another question instead.  WHY are
 you?

 Why am I what?

 Err... was also this question to rude?
 I thought it would be a perfect chance
 to talk about sex in a subtile way.. a
 bit hidden. You know... sex as a head-
 line usually makes many people want to
 read the article.  And  by letting you
 anwer this one,  I  was  sure  to  get
 success for DISC. Well... what's there
 to say?

 About what Frode?

 Is there a question you  don't want to
 be  asked?   And  if  so,  answer  it!

  -

 This  question  I  really  demand   an
 answer!!!  How  do  you think it feels
 to not get  all  my quesions answered?
 Ok,  you'll have it your way,  as  you
 don't  get much money out of answering
 these questions anyway...

 But I can`t figure out anything to ask
 my self my dear Sherlock Holmes!!!!!!!
 What should I ask my self?   When do I
 get my period?   Or if I eat fastfood?
 Or what color eyes my  last  boyfriend
 had,  or  why  a  red flower is bigger
 than a green. etc!

 Hm...  the  last  thing  you mentioned
 would  be  interesting to get to know,
 but  I'll rather ask Christine another
 one  of  my  b.....    questions  now:
 Are there some subjects that we should
 not write about in your opinion?

 I can`t think of any, but I would like
 to  see  more  daily  life articles in
 various mags!  I thought the political
 sum-up   articles  that  some  sceners
 wrote  for a long time ago,  in regard
 to get other sceners  attention to his
 or her own country  was  actually mag-
 nificent!   You  see so much  from the
 media,  but  what  does a real  normal
 person think about the happenings?  We
 have a great  media  where  we can ex-
 change   our  thoughts  and  get  real
 inside  information,  that  maybe  the
 media forgets...

 I think  you  got  right about this...
 but  I  guess  another  diskmag has to
 include those articles you are talking
 about that. DISC is mainly concentrat-
 ing   on   scene   releated  articles.
 Actually  we  are  one  of a very  few
 diskmags   that  concentrate  on  this
 these days. The rest seem to have only
 a few articles about the scene  -  and
 the rest  about  subjects you can find
 in any  other  normal  paper magazine.
 It's much harder to get scene releated
 articles  for a mag  than others. What
 do you think about all this?

 zZzzz - Sorry...:)


 Ok, ok ok... I'll try to end this huge
 interview/conversation soon,  and also
 try not to speak so much.  Infact it's
 time for a question  that  should wake
 you up...  " Are  you  for  or against
 abortion,  and  why?  Eh?  This  is  a
 question  you  have  never ever gotten
 before nor will get again, he he...

 Since it is the woman who has to carry
 around the baby and even give birth, I
 think it is the  woman`s  choice only!
 And  since men ain`t  likely  to  take
 absence  from  work  to nurse the baby
 the  first  very  important  period of
 this little life,  then  when the heck
 can a man  decide  when  a  woman must
 have  the  baby.  This debate is truly
 stormy, especially in the USA, whereas
 5O percent  of  the  adult  population
 think  abortion  should  be an illegal
 matter  in  the  future.    I  am  for
 abortion,  I want  the right to choose
 myself! Else both parents should agree
 to have a baby!!! 
     

 I never thought Christine would answer
 that question, but she did: GREAT! Now
 for the  last  question  I  asked  her
 before   the    brainstorming    part:
 "Do you believe in God(s)?"

 Tricky... No comments!


 Ok I'll let her get  away with that no
 comments answer for this time.  Here's
 instead some brainstorming...
 
  PC            486DX2
  Life          Great Friends
  Video         Fried Green Tomatoes
  School        Books
  Pollution     Oil
  War           Forest Gump
  Monty Python  Brian!
  1995          New Year Party
  Friendship    Real Life!
  Fashion       Red Shoes!
  Coca-cola     The Dentist
  Pain          -killers
  Love          Rotten State...
  Fun           Legoland
  Drugs         BEERS?!
  Hope          & Glory
  Vote-Sheets   Pain
  Mickey Mouse  Legend
  Interviews    FUN!!!:>
 
 After  that  some  of my last words to
 Christine were  "It was nice of you to
 spend  time  on  answering these ques-
 tions: Thanks! Now you can write what-
 ever you want Christine..."

 It  was  great  fun  :>  answering all
 these  questions!   It was  also great
 talking to you at The Party!  Gee, you
 are actually normal!  Bravo! Greetings
 to  Shayera and Slurry for giving me a
 HEAVY cold!  I was  sick on  New Years
 Eve!  (Not that it held me from party-
 ing, tho`).  Anyway  greetings  to all
 guys I met at The Party - It was great
 fun  talking  to you all  (Even Pearl,
 who FULly lived up to his reputation)!

 This  is  actually the first interview
 where I comment on the last words, but
 ME - normal???  

 Execute  me  for  interfering, but you
 asked!  ZEROX  IS  NOT  NORMAL!  He is
 a  disguised  air-wolf  in yellow rain
 boots at full moon, ofcourse!

 Another thing, it would be interesting
 to hear about your new year party too,
 he he...   And what's this about Pearl
 of Passion? Those are my last words...
 I'll leave the keys  for you Christine
 for the last time too now!

 What`s a New Year party?  So you wanna
 hear about my New Year party? I hardly
 think th...  Maybe  in  another issue! 
 And who is pearl?