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   At The Silents & Horizon-party......
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     Again  it was time for a  party in
Alvesta, this time it was  to be arran-
ged by  TSL and Horizon.   Last time it
was by TSL and Stage 3,  by the way....
Of  course  Byterapers were about to go
there,  as we were presented there also
last time, in spring '88.
    This time the party was expected to
be  better  than  last  time, as it was
quite a  lamerparty at spring, only few
good groups  were  presented. Now there
was surely coming  for example  HTL and
other cool people.
    But what a fuck? I didn't see there
any guys from  HTL,  so again there was
empty  promises  flying around. Instead
HTL there was hundreds of LAMERS. Rooms
full of lamers. Somewhere, hidden among
lamers could be find some cooler groups
but they were really  hidden.  Horizon,
Silents,  Triad,  S451,  FLT, The Gang, 
Defjam,  Riffs  and  propably some more 
good crews,  I just can't remember them
(sorry).
   There was also more baad things than
all those lamers around. Some rules....
5 of them... Others weren't too bad but
then that ugly one: NO ALCOHOL ALLOWED!
Can you imagine a copyparty without any
alcohol?????? I can't! I was terrible..
Anyway  there  was  much  people drunk,
lets especially mention 5011/TRIAD, who
was really  drunk  wandering around the
place and  talking everyone jokes about
Silents ( TSL = The Silent Lamers )(Hey
5001 - contact me, ok!  Address  to  be
find in  this  issue  somewhere). I can
remember well also  some guys with some
booze of 95% (bet they didn't drink it)
walking and showing  the bottle to guys
there.
     This party wasn't too good, I must
admit.  It could have been really cool,
but that idiotic rule NO ALCOHOL ALLOW.
spoiled most of the fun around(from me)
so...  In fact it wasn't a copyparty at
all,  better  say it was a copy-meeting
(no booze - no party!).
     Anyway I'll be in the next Alvesta
meeting  (alcohol better to be allowed,
otherwize  I'll  bless  Kasper's  Curse
upon them), so  watch  our  for a crazy
Finn there. ....
                       Grendel.......   
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 A legend comes true: Grendel in party!
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     For a long time I've had a strange
feeling while travelling in copyparties
that  there's  an unknown force,  which
affects something surely goes baaaaadly
wrong  in  that  trip.   This was to be 
proved in the Alvesta (Lamesta-meeting)
because  again  something  went  really
wrong.   But let's have the history to
#move 325,0
prove the existence of that "POWER":
  The first time I went to party was at
the New Year '88,   at  Finnish  Gold's
party at Jyvaskyla.   The crew who went
there  from  Iisalmi / surroundings was
Grendel (I), Mr. Arcade (now Sardon,the
true junior of the group),  Prof. Fate,
Kasper, TWS and Lanttu (our very famous
mascot).   Kasper went there by  train, 
others drove the in  Prof. Fate's  Lada
( LadaLadaLada.... ).  The distance was
about 300 kilometers.  Do you know what
happened? NO? WE GOT LOST! WE DROVE 100
KM TO WRONG DIRECTION!
    Yes... We forgot to turn after city
(village?) Kuopio,  as we visited a gas
station  and  had really fun afterwards
when remembered the looks of  the staff
of gas station when they saw me.  I had
a true hippie-costum on me,  long coat,
my 'party-hat'(djupfryst)(yes, the same
has  I used  at  Alvesta  &  all  other 
parties  I've  been at )  and  lots  of
things all over me .   I also carried a
Byterapers - flag,  and cheered with it
while visitors/staff looked at me......
Well,   remembering  it  was  so fun we
totally forgot we should turn and drove
happily laughing past it.   After 40 km
someone started to wonder are we on the
right road..  Others started then claim
we're lost but   I didn't first believe
it.   Finally also I believed it and we
had decide what to do then.  We went to
Varkaus and tryed to find right road to
Jyvaskyla,   which  wasn't  the easiest
task to do. Finally we got to the party
but  again we  were  about  to get lost
twice. I came back by train with Lanttu
and others by the 'car'.   So I unfort.
lost the pleasure of broken car. Not in
fact broken,  its excaust pipe just got
crashed and the ' car ' made some werry
terrible  noises in  the way  back home
(300km).
     Second time I went to a party was,
if I can remember it right was Silents/
Stage 3  party in Alvesta,  spring '88.
In other ways the trip was ok,   but we
nearly missed  our boat back to Finland
after the  party.  Boat was to leave at
8.30 (AM) and we woke up at 8.00 (AM ).
We were in the wrong side of Stockholm,
computers  inside  the  houses plugged,
disks around and everyone quite sleepy.
We got again lost twice, first time was
easy,   but in the 2nd  time we  had to
drive  that very  wrong  road for  2 km
before we got a chance to make a u-turn
and get  back to  the ship.  Worsest of
all was that  we  already  were just in
a few hundred meters from the ship,  we
saw it and then  we could't  turn where 
we wanted to. ARGH! Somehow, we made it
, we  were the last passangers to enter
the ship.   The ports were  closed just
after we drove to tull. It was near....
     3rd time I went to copyparty there
was no bad mistakes etc. Just Growl was
about to  wreck my mother's  car I  got
lended.  Kasper and Prof. Fate couldn't
afford to come with us to the Digiparty
made by DDG, so after long talks my mom
lended her car to them.   I  and  Growl
visited the near  village  and  then in
the way back to party he drove TOO FAST
in a road worth of only horses.      He 
nearly drove off the road.   Afterwards
my brother checked the car  and said he
did find  some  scratches  from the car
which weren't there  before and told he
is sure Kasper/Prof. Fate  made them in
that trip.    No, it was just Growl who
nearly destroyed the whole car.
  4th party I was at wasn't bad at all,
there was no  accidents ( for me ) as I
didn't need to drive anywhere.   It was
our very own copyparty, BYTERAPERS INC.
COPYPARTY in August 88. It was fun.....
       And now: 5th party I'm at. TSL's
(The Silent Lamers (haha)) and Horizons
party again in Alvesta (   Lamesta   ).
Shortly the next happened:
 -We nearly died once when The Wicked /
Bloodsuckers,  who drove  the car tried
to drive under a biig truck.
 -He nearly lost the control of the car
several times,   and was about to leave
the road (he seemed to think woods were
much nicer place to drive car).
 -He turned  many times to wrong roads,
for example once in  Jonkoping he tried
to drive to Goteborg instead Helsinborg
-ALCOHOL WAS NOT ALLOWED IN THE 'PARTY'
This was very hard to  all of us (  I ,
Wicked and Sky), but especially for me,
because  I had bought  18 cans  of beer
(Heineken/Karlsberg) to drink.
 -Our car broke down in the party  when
I and Wicked went out to buy hamburgers
 -Again the car broke down,  now in the
center of  Stockholm at Sunday-evening,
16.35.    One hour went before we got a
contact to someone who could repair the
car. We had to wait after that  40 min.
for the towing-car,  in very  cold wind
which freezed us. Finally it came,  and
the guys told us car  can't be repaired
that night. They got a taxi for us, and
so we drove to the Viking - Line's main
terminal to  wait the ferry to Finland.
And now  we got the  best news  of that
superior evening:
 -OUR SHIP HAD MADE A SHIPWRECK!!!!!!!!
 We all got a hysterical shock, laughed
like crazys (  I think  we were  -  car
broken twice and ship on a rock.......)
and the officer  & other peoples in the
terminal   looking  to us  ,   propably
wondering are we perhaps dangerous mads
or what.
       So we got a free night in a good
hotel.   Next day was spent in homes of
some B yterapers - members  located  in 
Stockholm.  Finally we got to the ship.
But  that wasn't  too  easy.  We had to
carry all  our things ourself.  The car
was full -packed and now we had to move
all stuff with our hands..  AAARHG! But
we made it. Then we were in Finland....
-Again something happened: the TULL....
They didn't like me.    I had my party-
costum, and it was really cool-looking.
(  djupfryst  ) The  officers  at  tull
checked my  personality twice,  checked
some registers  if I'm a  criminal  and
called the ship  if I've made  any kind
of trouble during the trip. Also Wicked
got to troubles:   he had his Amiga and
monitor.   Officers wanted to make sure
they  aren't bought  from  abroad,  and
Wicked really had  troubles to prove he
had bought his machines from Finland...

      I fear the next time I'll go to a
party.  What will happen then????  It's
getting worser time by time.  Read from
it at Skandinavian News!
                          Grendel......
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