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Interview with Slayer
Does this color  remind you of school ?   Does Scoopex Finland have a BBS?,  and      
Well you'll get  other things  to think  what's your opinion of modems ?      
about when you read this interview :
    Interview with Slayer/Scoopex         BBS IN FINLAND???? You're kidding !!!      
                                         What a joke...  Only Accession  has one      
 Who are you?,  What are you?,  How old  worth of  mentioning but  it is a  UNIX      
are you?, To which group and country do  machine...  Modems are good  in getting      
you  belong?,   What's  your  religion?  HOT STUFF but not for your nerves....      
How many feet do you have?
                                          Your view upon cracking :
 I'm  probably  a  18  years  old human
being (never knows..). I'm a citizen of   Naja...   Some  people  need  money...
Finlandia  Vodkalandia and  my group is  Before it was only a hobby.....
of cource PARAN..Whoops up,Sturgeon-Sex      
I mean.. My religion is  nihilism and I   Why and when did you start coding, and      
have no feet  (only three hands and two  how  was  your  first  meeting  with  a      
dicks(the other one is in my armpit..))  computer   (first   time   you  used  a      
                                         computer) ?      
  What  is  your  function  in  Scoopex
(official and unofficial) ?               I started  coding in April  1989.  The
                                         reason was a mental disturbance....
 Officially  I'm  a  misrable coder and
unofficialy  I buy  source  codes  from   What kinda' hardware do you possess ?      
Storm and the fucking SHIT....    
                                                      Continuing on da next page


Interview with Slayer
  Yes, I do!                             Gfx artist : UNO, Dark, Havok, Reward,
                                                      Heatseeker.... (!)      
 How much time do you spend in front of  Demo : D-Bit, The Hunt(For 7th October)
your Amiga each day ?                    Game : Hurrican, Indy 500      
                                         Real music group:ZZ Top,Megadeth,Slayer      
 0-7 hours per day.                        Nena,Arja Saijonmaa,  «Ivar "Justine"
                                           Olsen and the sining kohlrabis»
 Do you think your  hobby as a computer  Film :       BAD TASTE!!!!!      
enthusiast is expensive ?                Country : Vodkalandia!!! (Russia ?)
                                         Drink : Vodka.      
 No. You can  always  sell  yourself to  Alcoholic drink : Vodka.
get money......                          Food : Vodka.
                                         Sex object : "Meat pie"....
 Do you have any other hobbies ?         Person : John "Bon" GorbatJovi

 Yep.. You know.....                      What  is your  personal opinion of the      
                                         police ?      
 Please tell us from your point of view
the best ...                              Man's best friend!!!!      
Computer : Spectrum 1.3 cat
DemoGroup : TCC/RSI                       Do like  girls or  boys or both ?, and      
CrackerGroup : ParaAngels of GeneRow     which   country    has    the    sexies
Coder : Delta,TEC,Protech,Crionics etc.  girls/boys ?   and  why that particular      
Musician : Aunt Tom, Walkman, Romeo      country ?      
           Knight, Ranger, Irata            Curious? The answer on da next page!


Interview with Slayer
  Only girls, please...  Sweden I think   Yes, it's...  Actually you  can seduce      
has the sexiest girls  (though you must  there all kinds of mammals (even whales      
be very  carefully in  Sweden,  because  and mammoths).  Once I was  sitting and      
the swedish  boys  sometimes  look like  of course  also  shitting in  the sauna      
girls...  Better  to wear a "I'm hetro"  and  suddenly   a  beautifull  wildboar
T-shirt in sweden...).                   walked in...  Ahhh that pleasure...

 You like poodels ?                       I envy you!,well do you drink a lot of
                                         alkoholic liquor ?
 No..I always come to early with them..
 (?¿?¿?¿)                                 No!! Nowadays I have the STUFF
                                         injected!!  Awsome gave a good  trip!!!
 How do you look upon the Finish scene?
                                          Well, what  ever your drink,  you must
 Full of shit.  Shit here, shit  there,  have a  lot of  empty  bottles  at home
shit everywhere... Childish small boys,  what do you do with them ?  (Code word=      
stupid  idiots  etc...  but  also  cool  sex & girls)      
legends.      
                                          Put your  code word to your a..h..e!!!      
 Finland is  known  very  well for  the  I am of course building my own house...      
sauna.  I always thought that the sauna  I think that it's ready in summer  (one      
is the right place to seduce a girl, is  million bottles behind....)      
that  true ?    Tell   us  about   your
experince with the sauna.              
                                         A continuing interview on da next page!


Interview with Slayer
 Do you  like parties?  (both  computer   What is  your  opinion  of  the  ozon-      
and non-computer),  and  would you ever  friendly   organizations,    and    the      
go to a party in Norway ?                envionment   policy  (policy    against
                                         pollution) ?
 Yep... But I would never come to a
party in Norway (Dried fish in disk       Who cares??? We die anyway......
drives and oil in pints.....NO THANX!!)
                                          What is your  opinion  of the  genetic      
 Since  Finland is  so close  to Russia  engineering   (changing  genetic  codes
there  must  be  a lot  of  radioactive  in order  to get  new  kinds of animals
stuff from the Tsjernobyl accident, how  etc.) ?
do you  look  upon  all  the  misformed
children and animals ?                    Genetic  engineering is a  good thing.      
                                         Would  you   have   something   against      
 Actually  (thanx to the winds)  Norway  Carrot-parrot,     Plywood-Quail     or
got much  heavier load  of  that radio-  Buckskin-Ivar?????  Maybe we could also
active  shit, so it's  Norway where  we  rise  the  intelligence  of  some  poor
should    searchg    those    misformed  people    to     the    normal    level
creatures...  if you for  example see a  (please notice:  Storm  and  norwegians
guy called  Ivar  Olsen you  know  that  are   hopless   cases..  It  really  is
this is true..... Hah!!!                 abnormal to eat dried fish)
                                          Well, since people  from  Finland  have      
Oh yeah?, well I know that  you envy me  no brains at all, you can't  rise their
for  having  more feet  than you  have   intelligence ('cause there's nothing to
(about six I think)                      rise!)                       Continues!


Interview with Slayer
 Why do you talk so strange in Finland?   Yes,  you're  right.  You  really  are      
                                         getting pregnant.....      
 Atleast we don't speak "Nynorsk"...
Hah!!!                                    Don't blame  me!,  blame  that  radio-      
Well  neither do  I, but  at  school we  active shift from Russia!
have to  write  it!,  can  you  imagine   Anything   you  like  very  much,  and
the pain I'm suffering?, and by the way  would like  to  tell your  fans about ?
isn't  the   Finnish  language  related
to "Samisk" ?(That  makes it kinda odd,   My fans????? Uff.. Is there any....      
dosen't it?)                             If there is, please send me cardamon..      
 Well, back do the questions!            (I was just being kind to you. You know
                                         everybody likes to have fans!)
 Do you like Saddam ?
                                         Any plans for Scoopex in the future ?
 NOP..        (No Operation ?)      
                                          Yep... We are gonna be  the first team      
 Are you an anarkist, or does your hart  having a BBS in China!!!! (No students,      
go to another idealism ?                 please....).      

 I'm Rangerist...  Half  a man,  half a   Is there any question you would like      
beard....                                to ask your self ?      

 Is this getting too  advanced or is it   Yep.. Why  did  I  born???  To  answer      
just me who thinks so ?                  these questions??? Hah!!!
                                                I'll answer him on da next page!


Interview with Slayer
  You  were   born  to   answer   these
questions  because  I  have made all my
mates insane  with  questions,  and and
on a sunny day I thought,  why not beat
the  hell  out of some  Finnish  sucker
with  some  absolutely  mind-destroying      
questions ?
 OK!, the last question :

 Any last words or personal greetings
etc. ? (SCX Finland memberlist ?)                           ?      

 SCX-Funland memberlist looks as
always like this (in alpha order) :
   -Reward. Our pervert graphician...  
   -Slayer. Idiot.... (I agree!)
   -Zebra The Strip-Man.. Spreader(???)      

Golden Vodkas to all my friends(?).....

 Well,   you   probably  couldn't  read 
another column  after this, so I'll let                                      H2O
the last one be free of text!
Signed : Heatseeker/Cryptoburners