Inteview with Codac

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Syndrome
Codac - Kestrel - Koda
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                               Interview with CODAC of SYNDROME:                
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                               (KD: Kickdown, CO: Codac)                        
                                                                                
                                                                                
                              KD: Howdy Codac,  the unbeatable Syndrome-coder!!!
                                  Please first introduce yourself.              
                                                                                
                              CO: Hi!  Well, my real name is Clark Kent and I am
                                  only 8 years old. I am really happy to live on
                                  Earth you know, because I have a lot of Super-
                                  powers here.                                  
                                                                                
                              KD: Ok,  although we all already know that you are
                                  the best, tell us why you are the best coder. 

                              CO: You know  I have started to  code only  3 days
                                  ago, but as everybody says I'm really the best
                                  coder in the universe!!!!! Nobody can beat me,
                                  it is a fact and you can't do anything against
                                  this!!!                                       
                                                                                
                              KD: However, we have heard  that you won't release
                                  a demo here at the Party 5. The official sorry
                                  was that you haven't finished it.  But we know
                                  that you  do not want to  release it  to avoid
                                  shocking the scene with your stunning effects.
                                  What do you say?                              
                                                                                
                              CO: Well, I did not  want to say  it, but  you are
                                  right,  you have discovered the truth... I did
                                  not want to release a demo there because I was
                                  sure to win... I really had  no interest to do
                                  such a thing. So I just decided to not release
                                  it there  and I really  prefer  to wait  for a
                                  real competetion!! The Party 5 is just for be-

                                  ginners!!!                                    
                                                                                
                              KD: What are your first thoughts if you read this:
                                                                                
                                  I am the best coder?                          
                                                                                
                                  - The best coder?  Yes, of course!! And every-
                                    body will say it to you if you ask!!        
                                                                                
                                  Syndrome is unbeatable?                       
                                                                                
                                  - Syndrome is unbeatable? Yes,  for the moment
                                    Syndrome is  really the  very best  team but
                                    you know  when I will  leave them it will be
                                    a real poor  group and everbodey will forget
                                    them! It's like that!                       
                                                                                
                                  PC is lame?                                   
                                                                                
                                  - PC lame?? YES! Only 2 words: INTEL OUTSIDE!!

                                  Chirac is a cool guy?                         
                                                                                
                                  - Chirac cool?? Fuck Chirac, I prefer Balamou!
                                    Balamou is  great,  Balamou  is nice  and as
                                    everbody says here in France:  'Vive Couille
                                    Molle' !!!!                                 
                                                                                
                                  Juppe is a gay?                               
                                                                                
                                  - Juppe a gay?  Well, I have a friend who said
                                    me that it is true...(hein Off-set/APEX!!)  
                                                                                
                                  Kickdown?                                     
                                                                                
                                  - Kickdown?  Well, only  two  words  for  this
                                    wonderful pack: THE BEST!!!                 
                                    But I have  coded it so I  cannot really say
                                    the truth! (hehe)                           
                                    Anyway all other packs coded by other coders
                                    are really POERK!!!                         

                              KD: Oh, we  have heard from Oxbab already that you
                                  are involved in the Paris-Undergroundscene(the
                                  Bombs...)? What's your next aim? Bill Clinton?
                                  Perhaps your aim is to join Bomb...Software?  
                                                                                
                              CO: no no nO NO NO NO!!!! Don't believe Oxbab!! He
                                  lies, don't believe him!!!! I never did such a
                                  thing! It's a so lame action! And never forget
                                  that Codac is great, Codac is the greatest co-
                                  der of the world!!! Ok? Never forget this!!!  
                                                                                
                              KD: Ok, that's it.  Thanx for  the interview.  The
                                  last words are yours...                       
                                                                                
                              CO: Well, I just want to send all my best smoukies
                                  to all my friends  around the world  and to my
                                  very beautyful girlfriend: SUPERGIRL...       
                                  That's it!!!!!!