Iterview with Monotof of Storm, done by Orlando of Brainstorm. 
 
To start this interview, tell us, what is important for your group? (e.g. fastness, quality, friendship...) 
MONEY. 
 
There was a story about Tele5 and Red Sector. Can you tell us what happened? Why do you hate Red Sector? 
It wasn't me who did the interview and Gerd did it before I joined Storm. So, I just guess that if somebody offers you the possibility to make an interview and become famous you'd accept or you're stupid! If you want to know what exactely happened, turn on Tele5! They show every year the best they'd done so far, and of coz they'll repeat this fine interview, one of the highlights of Tele5's existence!  DEAD Sector? Bof,keep up coding demos... They are best-sellers!!! You make us rich! 
 
Now I'll write down some words and you write down, at what you think when you read the word! 
a.) Joystick - I don't PLAY ! 
b.) Calling Cards - Only for Elite-People ! 
c.) 'Mental Hangover' - Best-Seller 
d.) Friendship against business - Friendship against Pissness 
  
Your slogan is: 'The Fucking Best...'. Is it just a slogan, a way to become more famous by fucking some groups or do you really mean what you say? 
If we write: STORM, The Fucking Best then please consider the fact that we ARE the FUCKING Best! 
What does your normally Saturday night life look like? 
None of your business. 
 
Do you like beeing hated by most people? 
Quite honestly, I don't give a SHIT. 
 
What in your opinion is th best.. 
Coder:   Chris/STORM, Kefrens, 
         Phenomena, Fairlight... 
DiskMag: BlaBlaBla 
Musician: Decrezator/Classic, 
     4-Mat/Anarchy, Romulus Knight 
Cracker: Unit A (that was QUALITY!) Gfx-man: Satan/STORM 
 
When was your group founded and from which group(s) came the members. Or just tell some other things about your group. 
Well I joined STORM half a year ago, becoz of financial reasons! First there was THORAX, but Gert wanted to build up an Elite-Crew so he kicked out some members and formed STORM! We are operating only on Modem! 
 
Do you like answering this interview or is it too boring? 
I do it becoz Orlando/Brainstorm asked for it. But honestly I think it's a pure waste of time and what's more: Do you really think that somebody is interested in those interviews? But ... just keep up your good work, Brainstorm, our customiers do appreciate your work! 
 
How do you rank yourself in the group-charts? 
THE FUCKING BEST. 
 
(To know some more about Storm, load next article)
  (..continued from last article) 
 
Do you like speed- and trashmetal? If not what kind of music? 
Die B]hsen Onkels, Mimis, Schliessmuskel and some others. 
 
Do you have any special future projects? 
Yeah... to become immortal. 
 
Do you have or had any problems with the police? 
The Luxbg. Secret Service (Surete) was after me! But that had nothing to do with the Amiga. 
What does your room look like? 
It looks like an Electric Shop, and hereby I'd like to thank all our costumiers who made all this possible! Thank you and keep up sending the $Money$! 
 
Your opinion about viruses? 
Argh... We try our best in order not to sell cracks with Viruses, becoz of the customiers' complaints! But thanx to the viruses, the Anti-Virus-Utility-Disx are Best-Sellers! So, you have to look at both side! Every shit has his advantages too! 
 
How would you describe a LAMER? 
A real LAMER is somebody who doesn't want to buy his stuff from STORM. 
 
If you could make the decision again to be a member of a computer-group, would you make the same choice? 
Look, the only thing I'm interested in, is to make all those Amiga-users happy! They need STUFF, Storm has it! But if tomorrow a big group would ask me: Hey man, with us you can make even more users happy! I honestly would change the group! But right now, there isn't a better organized group around, so everything is fine! 
 
Now you can write down what you want to...(fuckings, greetings, thanks, or you just can write NOTHING.) 
Some bananas to Mike/SPREADPOINT (thanx for tape!), Firefox/Angels (Cool phonebills; how was your USA Trip?), Slayer/ Black Monks (Hey,ruf doch wieder mal an!), Toxic/ Kefrens (I enjoy your demos!) and to all our dear customiers! You are at the right address! And now to the most important part of this interview,the commercial one: If you, or your friend want to become a  happy Amiga-user, who has all the programs he needs, do not hesitate and contact us right now! Please just send your name and address to: PO BOX 27,L-3801 Schifflange, Luxembourg or call the 24 Hours Storm-VoiceHotline at: +352 594014 (Luxbg) Look in the BBS-numbers article for BBS-numbers! 
Storm seems to have their very own opinion about the computer-scene and the people who work for this scene. What do you think about Storm's attitude? Keep the letters coming! 
 
Thanks to Monotof for answering my questions. 
                 Orlando/Brainstorm