Celebrity: Laxity/Kefrens
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by Dolphin

"Tell us about your favourite demos".

           Laxity/Kefrens

Favourite   Demos?!?!   DON'T  INSULT
ME?!?!  Anyway, what are demos?  Just
lousy  imitations  of bad musicvideos
(no  comment,  ALonestart!),  or  are
they  some  way  of  expressing inner
feelings,  like  poetry?  Yeah, let's
all groove and start writing exciting
(aaah!)  poetry.   Please, no naughty
poems,  or  you won't get rid of Zeus
for a LONG time!

"Who is the best coder in the scene?"

Why,  that's Wayne-Fernandez-Hombres-
Mendoza,  of  course!!   And  it  has
absolutely  nothing  to  do  with the
fact  that  he  loves GD2!!!  (No one
else does!  Snift!)

"Why do you/don't you like design?"

Design?   ..?   What do you mean?  Is
it   the  fake-prob-lousy-blob  speed
tuning,  which most coders use, or is
it  just my worst nightmare?!  I HATE
DESIGN!!!!!!!!!!!  (as long as I have
to do it!)

Hey,  wait!   I want to advertise for
our forthcoming X-mas present for the
scene!   It'll  be  opened  up at the
Party#3  (if there is one!), that is,
if  I got the money for the trip.  It
involves   Lolita-puppets   for   all
coders   present  and  a  super-duper
Pulsating    Pussy    (R)   for   all
graphicians!   I  bet  I  won't see a
coder  on  top of me in the Eurochart
after  X-mas'93 (but hopefully at the
party!)  Also,  I  want to express my
deepest    regrets    to   the   poor
individuals  who  weren't  invited to
the GaleMandsGilde'93.  NOW THEY HAVE
TO    ATTEND    THE    RENDEZ-VOUS!!!
HAAA-HAAA-HAAA!!!

(What a pervert this guy is... :-)

Hmmm,  well,  yeah.  O.k.  Thanks for
the (...) interview, Laxity/Kefrens.