INTERVIEW WITH GROO AND RUFFERTO

         OF DELICIOUS DESIGNS


       By Bernard Sumner of LSD
   At Quartz Summer Conference '92.


Q: Please introduce yourselves.

A: We seem to be Groo and Rufferto of
Dig... erghh... Delicious Designs and
both are trying to draw graphics for
our group.  As we're living in the
same town we often "cooperate".  Both
of us are 16 years old.


Q: Why are you drawing graphics?

A: Easy question, eh?  Why not!
Q: What do you think about the Quartz
Party

A: Not that great, cause we thought to
meet some Digital members.  And by the
way, the Graphics-competition wasn't
that great... (slurp).


Q: Which are your favourite
graphicians on the scene?

A: Hmmm... doobidoobidoo... Uno for
sure... OK, Cougar's Bitch looks quite
wackey, perhaps even better than
Stunner, but we guess its not fair
to judge a picture without seeing the
one, the graphician copied it from.
Seeing Bitch on the cover of the CD
there aren't many differences
between it and Cougar's one but seeing
Tim White's "Stunner" you have to
admit the improvements Uno did on it.
Besides those two we also like Hof
(for his style and design) and Iridon
for his many details.


Q: Would you like to draw pictures of
nude women?

A: Look out for the demo called A.S.S.
from DELICIOUS DESIGNS!  By the way
its a special collectors item demo...
(Gnurpel Gnurpel...)


Q: Why did you leave Digital?

A: This is very easy, our current
leader USC promised to give us some
coke and some Big Mac's if we would
leave Digital...  And he did...
(Burp...)  No, actually we weren't
that happy with No.5's organisation.


Q: Do you prefer to draw in Hi-res or
Lo-res?

A: We try not to cheat with our
productions so we draw in Lo-res.
- Lo-res, the way ahead! -


Q: Who would you like most to hit with
a baseball racket?

A: USC of course cause he didn't offer
us a house with swimming pool!  And
besides him, the one who voted FACET
to rank 1, hehe!


Q: Which famous filmstar would you
like to share a shower with?
A: Rufferto: Bernard Sumner of LSD
(DLS?)
   Groo: Snoopy... berserk...


Q: Which one of your closest relatives
would you like to make love with (pets
included)?

A: Rufferto: My grandma, she's quite
horny, isn't she... slobber!
   Groo: Ruff's mom, she's soooo cute!


Q: What will your parents do if you
fail your exams?

A: Rufferto: Which parents?
   Groo: Give up hope!

Q: If Phenomena would ask you to join?
Would you agree?
A: Of course ...not!  Look at the
members and you'll see why.


Q: Which question would you hate to be
asked by me?

A: Rufferto: This one indeed!
   Groo: Is Bernard Sumner pretty...


Q: When did you lose your virginity?

A: When meeting USC...


Q: Your group, Delicious Designs, is
it in need of members?

A: Not rescently, but indeed we are in
need of a coder in Germany.  By the
way, if you are skilled enuf write to
our holy leader:

             PO Box 181,
            Chesterfield,
         Derbyshire, S40 2SY,
               England


Q: Don't you think I'm the best
musician in the universe?

A: Hmm... Universe is too small for a
great, skilled, decent and noble
person such as Dex... ups... YOU of
course...


Q: Do you like to waste the following
bytes?

A: I guess we already did since 17
question, but somehow.  Ruff wants to
greet his contacts.  By the way, Red
Devil where were you?  Yoohoo to Rave,
Dexter, Joker, Mitch, Fish, Nighthawk,
Equalizer, Rattle, Dascon and all I
forgot.


Q: Is there anything else to say ?

A: Nothing but, Auf Wiedersehn meine
Brueder und Schwestern!

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