Interview with ODEON of Razor 1911
                  
    Done by Prime/CuMD/Razor 1911

PR = Prime
OD = Odeon
EH = Eva Heimdahl (Some1s girlie)


PR:    Hi  Magnus!   Please  introduce
yourself  to the readers (age, hobbies
etc.)

OD:   Well, i'm 20 soon 21 years old!!
Hobbies??  I've raised an very popular
kaktus-farm,  shaped  like dicks(Prime
likes  them alot)!  Furthermore I like
to  fuck  my girlie, screw trash'm one
with groovy bits n' bytes..

PR:   SUCK!!   HARDER!!   OOAAOOUUU!!!
Sorry...   You  can  go  now  Some1...
Mmm..   How  interesting..   How about
telling   us   something   about  your
scenehistory.

OD:   Ok, I started as a C-64 Coder in
Phenomena  about 4-5 years ago..  When
I  finnaly  got  my first AMIGA(power)
then  I  became an poor AMIGA-coder in
Phenomena(Ofcourse)  Then  I  realized
that  I  was to poor to be a Phenomena
member  so  I  quit  and  continued my
struggle  to be an famous coder(havn't
succed  yet!)  After  a while I joined
Anarchy...  Yes..  THE REAL ANARCHY As
a   sweedish  division  together  with
Mosh,  Skywize,  Mic, Teeze and so on!
(Hi  fellas)  After  a  while I got so
bored of the not comming graphics from
our  graphicans  so I left and after a
while  I  joined Palace and then Majic
12  and then Shining and then I formed
Artech together with some groovy dudes
from    Stockholm(Hammer    and   some
others)...   But  after a while we met
Colorbird  and  Some1&Prime  of Circle
and  decided  to  form  a new group...
Illusion!!   BUT a polish division had
already  called  themselves Illusion..
Well  change name AGAIN...  How funny!
NOT!    Well  since  Colorbird  was  a
member of Razor 1911 and they had died
a  while  ago  we  decided to start it
again...   I  hope  not to many people
have  complains about this?!?!  That's
what is about my scenehistory...

PR:   Phew!!!   Please  tell  us  some
more!!   (or, perhaps not...) Now..  A
question  I  often ask myself is:  Why
are  you  not  a  good  lover???  (Own
experiences) No , sorry..  THIS is the
real question:  Why are you NOT on the
charts??

OD:    Oohh,   that  question  again!!
Every  time  I  ask myself...  Hey you
poor  lover  why  aren't on the coders
chart..   Well,  simply....  SHIT!!  I
haven't  released  anything  lately...
Or maybe NoOne simply think I'm good..
Next question please fucker....

PR:   Fucker??   Well, I'm rather into
cows,  and  right  now inside Hammer..
(Please  use  your big hammer on me!!)
You  have been coding now for a rather
long time.  Don't you ever get bored??
Answer that question FAGKISSER!!!
OD:   FAGKISSER...   That  didn't come
from   the   right  mouth....   infact
you're   the   one   who  rapes  local
lamers!!!   Not  right  now  coz' when
I've  made some really good routines I
feel  unbeatable..   But  when  things
screw  up  I  usually  go out and play
pingpong  in  the  forest with my dick
instead!!

PR:   Hmmm...  Local lamers??  I don't
RAPE  them,  I  just  FUCK  them (real
hard!!)...   Hrm...   Well  thanks for
the  answer.  Your new routines really
kicks  ass!!   Tell us something about
your (our) future releases.

OD:   So,  you think that we are going
to  release anything???  Maybe we will
manage  to finish a demo for the compo
at  Party  III(With atleast a few neat
routines..   Such  as ScrollBall ver.2
if anyone remembers the first one?!?!

PR:   I  wouldn't be to hopefull about
that..   (Neither  would I /Odeon) Why
do you think Mic is a better fuck than
Hammer??

OD:  Nope I can't agree..  Hammer is a
lot better fuck!!  I just love his big
"Hammer"!!!   But I now that You Prime
...JUST  LOVE  my  big  kaktuses  that
gives  you  some great stiches in your
ass!!

PR:   Yepp!!   I sure do!  Please make
some  short  notes/thoughts  about the
following persons:

Chaos- THE COD:ER... 

Dan-  An  old  m8  from  the  good old
Anarchy...

Dr.Jekyll-   Really   Nice   Coder....
Infact nearly the only one who bothers
to do great design coding!

Hannibal-  3D-demo2  was great!!I also
love sucking big dicks!!!

Facet-  An  graphics artist who really
deserve the first place in the charts!

Peachy- He's great to..  But I haven't
seen  so much graphics from him lately
since I don't swap anything

Nuke-  An  musician  worth the name of
it!!    Unlike  several  musicians  in
Razor 1911(Who??  Ah, the Dk guys!!!)

Jester- JesterDay is great..

Some1- He's my little pet!!  We have a
really      good      and     intimate
relationship!!


PR:   Great!   Now  it's time for EVAs
SEXSPALT (horny corner).  Lets go!!

EH:  I have heard lots of nasty things
about  you  lately.   For example your
blue  eye.   Rumours says that you got
it when Some1 missed your mouth in the
heat of the action.  Any comments??


OD:   Oh  yes..   Like  I  said in the
question   before   HE'S   MY  PET!!!!
HEHEHE!!   I  have  tried some genetic
formulas    on    him    to    produce
superextrahighspeeded   spermas!    It
seems  that  I have succeded!!  Please
can  I try some genetics on YOU?  Just
say  what  you  want  and I fix it for
ya'!!    Maybe  a  really  really  big
pussy,  it  ain't impossible!!  I made
one  on  Prime(the  ondulator) ask him
for   the  succesfull  result!!   Next
question please!!

EH:  Could you make a dick grow out of
my left ear??

OD:  HHEHE...  that's very simple!

EH:   Great!!   And  some  breasts for
Some1  (on  his knees)??  THEN fucking
him might become interesting....

OD:   Really???   Ok,  breasts...   no
problem...   BUT fucking him becomming
interesting.....    HMMMM??    NOT!...
PERHAPS...         YEAH        OOHHHHH
YEAHEAYEAYEAYEAYEAHHHH!!

EH:   Whipe that sticky white stuff of
the wall!!

OD:  SUCK THIS.....  THIS IS BECOMMING
REAL BORING NOW!

EH:   What??   Ok..   Let's  end  this
stuff  right away!!  Horny corner ends
now  because  Some1  looks  very bored
right  now, so I thing I will give him
a heavy blowjob right away.
PR:  Thanks for taking your time Eva!!
This  interview  is  nearing  it's end
now.  Any last words??

OD:   It's been very nice to talk with
both  of you EVA and PR:IME...  I hope
everyone has enjoyed this interview.

PR:   Okey..   Thanks!!  I hope to see
you on the charts very soon!!

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Note:   Everything stated about Odeons
sexlife   is,   ofcourse,  true.   The
things concerning MY sexlife is on the
other  hand  pure  fiction  made up in
Odeons sick brain...

Note2:   Ha,  Prime  thought  that  he
would  have the last word in this sexy
compo..  But forever he will fail.  If
you would ask me about the lines above
this I would say:  - Who's the mad and
sickbrained  one??   The one who fucks
Kaktuses  and  local lamers in the ass
or   the   one   who   has   a  simple
relationship together with Some1??
HA, Got ya!

Note3:   To  end this crap I will tell
you  THE truth.  Everything concerning
My (PRIME) and ODEONS sexlife is taken
directly  out  of  Hammmers real life.
Soon  on a cinema near YOU!!  Entitled
"Come   on  and  SUCK  my  Hammer  you
naughty little boy!"

Take two:
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