Interview with Noodle / Facet's Pussy / Desire
Ift - Infant / EssEncE                                                         
Ndl - Noodle / Facet's Pussy / Desire                                          

Ift : Well, let's start as original as possible; please introduce yourself     
to our humble readers !

Ndl : Duh! You want me to introduce myself to you.. O.K., I'm a male aged      
      21 and I have been in the Amiga scene since '91. Before that I was       
      in the C-64 scene (hi Fugazi). But you want me to tell you about me      
      and the Amiga scene. Well I'm just a swapper with (too) many contacts.   
      I still live with my parents. Oh! Yeah my name, well that is Stephan     
Schipper. Is this enough ?
Ift : Well, guess so... Hmm.. I couldn't help noticing that you're number 1    
      in the Dutch swapper charts. According to a certain other Dutch scener,  
      you faked yourself in, and Astro has to be on #1 ! How do you react      
on this ?

Ndl : I know who you mean! That must be the same guy who told that Astro       
      joined Spaceballs and that Chit Chat would go and be only for the Elite !
      But I guess he's right with saying that Astro should be #1, cos he's a   
      very laid back and relaxing swapper.. But then again the people have     
spoken, and voted me #1.. Thanks for that dudes!!

Ift : How's your aardbeienspringkevertje ?                                     

Ndl : Hmmm.. She is doing quite fine.. But how did you know that she is an     
aardbeienspringkever (strawberryjumpbug!!)?

Ift : I heard it via de beeldbuisvergroter... But that doesn't boei... Next    
question : Give your reaction on the following words :
AGA         - The greatest invention since CBM.. Everyone should have one..    
Rooie knop  - AH! Must I really mention his name?                              
Fulco       - No comment.. :)                                                  
Blue        - Disk!                                                            
Pink        - C.O.C.                                                           
Cloud       - Ik zit in Cryptoburners..                                        

Ift : Nee dat zit je niet... Hmm.. What is the best Dutch gfx'er, coder,       
musician and swapper according to you ?

Ndl : Well there are plenty, let me see..                                      

      Graphicians - Danny, Facet, Hein (the top three last issue)              
      Coders      - Sure, Kayo, Antony                                         
      Musicians   - Nao, 911, Fabian                                           
      Swappers    - Astro, Radavi, Sascha (Hi Guys)                            

Ift : Do you think that Tarkan should be in the charts ?                       

Ndl : Who ?                                                                    

Ift : Tarkan Kilnik                                                            

Ndl : Oh you mean Toxic/Illegal, well I only heard from him 2 times, and       
      because my comment on his cheating (Tombow suxx) I never heard from him  
again.. So no, he shouldn't be in the charts (auch hard comment, Noodle).

Ift : Did you see Danny's (of Spaceballs) film -Zuigende sceners in Houten-    
which he filmed some weeks ago when we were in Houten ?

Ndl : Not yet, but I would really like to see it.. I would like to see Ice     
with his funky strooihoed.. Koel, Hoor!!
Ift : Yes, but we have to kap now... Any special greets and/or messages to     
your geruitebossprinkhaan ?

Ndl : No, but I have one for my contacts.. :) Bye!!                            

Ift : Mazzel ! Isch afgeloop !