Invitation to Somewhere In Holland 95
found in | Type | Author | Year |
Intro | Reality (NL) & Spaceballs Danny - Elliott - Tycoon | a6/95 added 11/11 |
@node Introduction "Introduction.." Introduction - What's all this about? - Welcome to the invitation magazine of Somewhere In Holland '95. Like last year, we have tried to make something special out of this and we surely hope we've succeeded. This year, we have expanded the code with hyperlinks giving you yet another new handy feature when searching for more or less important matters... We've assumed that the reader of this magazine is acquainted with terms like '@{"scene" LINK Scene}', 'demo', 'intro' and more of these. After all, explaining those would bore most of you. However special pages are reserved for the explanation of those and other words. Just click on them... Again, the party has been organised from a non-commercial point of view. After all, scene is a non-commercial 'way of life' and thus, we wouldn't feel very comfortable if we turned SIH into an annual money machine. Before the whole flow of information, let's have a look at the different articles to be found in this magazine.. >> INTRODUCTION This is the text you are reading now. WHAT, WHEN AND WHERE... A detailed explanation of SIH'95, where and when it will be held... FACILITIES What about a restaurant, parking space, floor size, electricity and more?? This is the article to read all about that. Every little detail about the party's equipment can be found here... COMPETITIONS! Yes! As usual we have some cute little competitions. I don't wanna spoil all surprises, but there's one thing I can say: only players can win! HOW TO GET THERE You've lost your map, don't have information on Holland or you are just to lazy to get it? Well then. In that case we haven't typed this article just for nothing. Roads, trains, busses. Everything is in there... HOW TO BEHAVE I hate these kind of things. Unfortunately there are always some trouble makers. If you are one, read this article. Otherwise, do it too as there are some general rules to follow. >> INFORMATION IN SHORT You've forgotten everything you've read already or you don't have time to read it all? Then, here's a shortlist with all necessary information on one simple page. HOW TO CONTACT US If you are someone suffering from infomania then go and read this article immediately. You can get more info by using E-Mail, Snail-Mail, WWW or at our WHQ BBS. We hope you will feel better soon when you have read this article... THE REST The rest of the articles are basically bonus. As you might know, the SIH-Team hates 'normal' disk invitations as there is so much more in the world to tell. Just check them out one by one... @{"FIRST ARTICLE..." LINK WhatWhenWhere} @endnode @node WhatWhenWhere "What, When and Where..." What, When and Where - The basic information - WHAT The annual Somewhere In Holland parties are events for non-commercial computer artists. Though, everyone is invited to come over and have a look at what's commonly called the '@{"scene" LINK Scene}'... WHEN The hall will be opened for THREE DAYS: It will be OPENED on.. Saturday the 8th of JULY at 10:00 AM. And it will be CLOSED on.. Monday the 10th of July at 15:00 PM. WHERE The complex where SIH'95 will take place is usually used for big sporting events. The really huge hall is called: 'Sportcentrum De Leysdream', which is located in Roosendaal. You can read more info about the hall in the next article which is called @{"Facilities" LINK Facilities}. If you want to know the exact address, then go to the article with @{"addresses" LINK Addresses}. AND... The ENTRANCE FEE has been set to 50 Dutch @{"Guilders" LINK Guilder}. That might seem to be a lot, but just continue reading and you will find out that YOU REALLY GET A LOT for this money!! It's really not very much when you realise for that money you'll have a home for three days and you'll be amused too.. PLEASE NOTE THAT we won't accept any foreign money. By the way: GIRLS GET FREE ENTRANCE, so you can bring your girlfriend with you! @{"NEXT ARTICLE" LINK Facilities}... @endnode @node Facilities "Facilities.." Facilities - What can you expect? - MAIN HALL With not less than 2600 SQUARE METRES of space, the hall can contain about 1200 PEOPLE and 700 computer systems. If you want to know the exact address, then go to the article with @{"addresses" LINK Addresses}. The main hall will, of course, be filled with tables and chairs. POWER A professionally installed network of electricity keeps your equipment running with 400 KWatts per hour. By the way: Dutch electricity standard is 220-230V/50Hz When bringing your computer you should make sure you bring your own power distribution sockets with enough sockets for your own equipment plus one for your neighbour. All distributions sockets MUST BE GROUNDED. If not, you risk the chance of being disconnected by an organiser. Grounded equipment prevents accidents and external noise. Besides that the firedepartment forbids such places to allow usage of sockets powersockets which are not grounded!! SLEEPING HALL There is a SEPERATE hall for sleeping. The sleeping hall doesn't have any beds or anything, just a lot of space... [Picture 05] Just to give you an impression of what the hall looks like on the outside... You will have to bring your own sleeping things! FOOD & DRINKS The complex contains a RESTAURANT able to handle up to 200 people at a time. You can find food and drinks there in huge amounts and reasonable prizes. Of course, it will be open at night! Some people only eat what they know.. THAT'S NO PROBLEM, because the nearest Mc.Donalds is only a few minutes away!! PLUMBING/HYGIENE Well, the building is normally used for sports, so there are PLENTY SHOWERS available. Of course there are many TOILETS too. And we will make sure that the showers and toilets are kept CLEAN. PARKING There is a HUGE PARKINGPLACE. We are sure it's big enough for all the cars and busses you're bringing with you.. Parking there won't cost you any money. NEIGHBOURHOOD Some people will continue with their dayly business, others will be working very hard to beat the deadlines. But remember that the main business is FUN! So why don't you go and meet other people? You might find people present who you would have never met in your own country. Why don't you discover The Netherlands? There's plenty to do. At night you could go out.. Pubs and discos don't close as early as in other countries. If you really can't amuse yourselves in town, it's good to know that the nearest city is not very far.. Remember that you're not always here, THIS IS YOUR TIME OFF , YOU FREAKS... ...SO ENJOY!! BIG SCREEN Like on every party, there will be a big screen on a wall in the main hall. We will make sure that this screen has a VERY HIGH QUALITY, because at the latest parties, where we were visitors ourselves, it has been quite horrible to watch the big screens. AUDIO EQUIPMENT The audio will be handled by a professional. We want to make sure that the sound, which accompanies the big screen, can be heard in the whole hall. If you are working on a CD, or you have already made one that you want to promote, just let us know and we will see what we can do for you!! FIRST AID/MEDICAL HELP If you've forgotten your medicines or you get in some other kind of trouble it's good to know that there are people in the organisation who are skilled with First Aid. If you or a friend might have a problem, just find the nearest person from the organisation. He or she will make sure you will be helped as QUICKLY as possible. If it is really necessary we can bring you to hospital. By the way, don't forget your travel insurance! INFORMATION DESK At the information desk you can find people in the organisation, who can HELP you with practically anything. If something isn't totally clear we can explain it to you. Information on the neighbourhood, medical help, rules for the competitions, technical help, just name it.. First we will try to help you ourselves and if we can't we will find you somebody who can.. We do know a lot of visitors personally, so that should not be a problem at all!! FAMOUS GROUPS Not really a facility, but the hall will be filled with famous people from the @{"scene" LINK Scene}. CHECKLIST If you are not really sure what to bring with you, it might be wise to read the @{"CHECKLIST" LINK Checklist} we have provided. @{"NEXT ARTICLE" LINK Route}... @endnode @node Route "How to get there..." How to get there - Route Descriptions - TRAVELLING BY CAR Roosendaal is situated in the South-West of The Netherlands. This part is called Noord-Brabant. Just to the West of Breda, which can be found on every Dutch map, lies Roosendaal. The hall is located near highway A58, Rotterdam - Roosendaal - Bergen op Zoom While getting close to the party place you'll see a big McDonald's sign at about 100 metres from the highway. This is about where you have to get off. From there, it's just 3 minutes [Picture 03] >> driving to the party following the boards saying 'Leysdream'. TRAVELLING BY TRAIN There is a train station in Roosendaal. Then take public bus number 32 and get out at the 'Burgemeester Snijderslaan'. This will cost you about 6 Guilders. (In a bus you'll have to pay with Dutch money (@{"Guilders" LINK Guilder}). From there, it is a 250 meters walk.. @{"NEXT ARTICLE" LINK Behaviour}... @endnode @node Behaviour "How to behave.." How to Behave - Some General Rules - The organisation of SIH'95 wants everyone to have a great time. We had to set up some general rules that won't be very hard to follow. It's FORBIDDEN to bring weapons, fireworks, spraycans or mobile phones into the party area. If you do, these items will be taken away. Intoxicated people will be forced to leave the party. Fighting people will be handed over to the police. If you've caused any DAMAGE you will of course have to PAY for it. We will NOT accept any racist signs, behaviour or propaganda. Depending on the commotion around the above you will either receive a warning or be handed over to the police. It's FORBIDDEN to sell food, drinks, disks or anything else without our permission. This is because we don't want to get into trouble with the people from the hall or our sponsors. Ask a person from the crew. We are NOT RESPONSIBLE for ANY ILLEGAL ACTION caused by you, the visitor. If you are caught while violating the Dutch Law we will act accordingly. This includes copying of videotapes, music commercial software or other material which is copyrighted. The SIH'95 organisation can not be held responsible for damage of any kind, not caused by a member of the SIH'95 organisation. Every person is responsible for him or herself and his or her equipment. By visiting the party you automatically agree with the rules mentioned above. @{"NEXT ARTICLE" LINK Competitions}... @endnode @node Competitions "Competitions" Competitions - Only players can win - GENERAL There are 6 standard competitions: Demos for Amiga Demos for PC-Compatible Intros for Amiga Intros for PC-Compatible Graphics 4 Channel Music To compete in a competition, make sure your work complies with the general rules AND rules for each competition!! PRIZEMONEY!! Of course, the SIH'95 party features some cute competitions with nice prizes. Not less than 9000 Guilders are spread over the different categories. Prizes which can be won in the competitions will be payed in the Dutch currency, the @{"Guilder" LINK Guilder}.. In the next table you can find how we have spread the prizemoney over the different competitions: >> Amiga Demo PC Demo 1st: Fl.1000,- 1st: Fl.1000,- 2nd: Fl.750,- 2nd: Fl.750,- 3th: Fl.500,- 3th: Fl.500,- Amiga 40 Kb Intro PC 64Kb Intro 1st: Fl.500,- 1st: Fl.500,- 2nd: Fl.375,- 2nd: Fl.375,- 3th: Fl.250,- 3th: Fl.250,- Graphics 4 Channel Music 1st: Fl.500,- 1st: Fl.500,- 2nd: Fl.375,- 2nd: Fl.375,- 3th: Fl.250,- 3th: Fl.250,- GENERAL RULES Each category must at least have 6 competitors. We will only show maximum 30 per competition. You must make sure you deliver your production in time. If the deadline has been passed.. BAD LUCK.. Bring your production to the SIH crew AT THE INFORMATIONDESK. An entry must have been made by the competitor(s). NOTHING is allowed to be copied, ripped or stolen IN ANY WAY. At least one of the producers of an entry must be present at the party. Executables will be checked on exactly the same computers as we'll use in the competition. If they won't run on any of them, your production will be disqualified. The organisation retains the right to check an entry's origin. Nothing in the competition may already be released before our party. We retain the right to add rules, when we think that's necessary. Competitors must be present at the party. In a competition a person can compete with only ONE production. If we find out that a rule is broken we will probably DISQUALIFY the entry from the competition. In some rare cases we might even disqualify the person to participate in one or more competitions. All entries can be send in using DD disks, either PC formatted, (720 Kb) or Amiga formatted (880 Kb). PC Demos/Intros and Graphics can be on HD disks, PC formatted (1.44 Mb). Disks containing entries will NOT be given in return. If you participate in a competition, it ALWAYS automatically means that we have your permission to spread your production in ANY WAY we like. DEMOS/INTROS GENERAL A demo must start automatically after inserting the first disk OR it should be installable on harddisk. (Max. 4 Mb of harddiskspace!!) In this case you should include an installing program (called 'install.exe') or script (which should be called 'install.bat'!!) Then, after executing the file 'startme.exe' or 'startme.bat' from the demo's ROOT directory the demo must start. A demo may never write anything in any form to disk devices (floppy, harddisk) while running. Computers we use for the competitions may have extra hardware like memory or turboboards. So make sure your demo can handle this. Effects in demos must be calculated and IN NO CASE ordinary animations. Maximum play time for a demo is set to 10 minutes. And for an intro the maximum time is 5 minutes. A demo/intro should exit properly... It shouldn't reset the machine or loop! AMIGA DEMOS/INTROS For the Amiga competitions we'll use an Amiga 1200 with the AGA chipset and at least 2Mb Chip + 2Mb Fast, MC68020 CPU. [Picture 01] PC DEMOS/INTROS The demo must be capable of running under one of the following software configurations: 1 - Qemm 7.04 2 - Himem + Emm386 3 - Himem 4 - Empty Every software config runs under MSDOS 6.2 with 600Kb conventional memory, with exception of the last config. In case of config 1,2 or 3, as much as possible will be highloaded. The computer-hardware consists of an 486DX2/66/4Mb with a Tseng ET-4000 videocard, a Gravis Ultra Sound MAX and a Sound Blaster Pro 2.0. All demos must autoconfigure or ask for the IRQ, DMA and Base address settings at startup. It is not allowed to use nasty bus tricks! Filenames must be in ISO 9660 standard. (8 NORMAL characters + '.' and an extension of 3 chars). INTROS Intros are demos limited in size, that means 40 Kb (40960 bytes) for Amigas and 64 Kb (65536 bytes) for PC intros. GRAPHICS A picture for the graphics competition can be any kind of picture. Fantasy, stills, or whatever you like is allowed to enter. Just be fair and draw and design the pictures yourself. Digitized or rendered pictures can't compete!! PC pictures will be shown with the latest version of CSHOW, so the format can be PCX, GIF, LBM, JPG, WPG or CDR. The Amiga pictures will be shown with DPaint and thus only formats, supported by that program can compete. Maximum resolution is free of choice, but keep in mind that on our big screen it isn't possible to show more detail than 640*480! >> 4 CHANNEL MUSIC The music must be in the Protracker compatible format (on PC often called .MOD format). Every system supports this format nowadays. It means that the music will have 4 voices and 8 bits sound. Surely, most computers will be able to play sound in 16 bits and more channels. But we think you are a true artist if you can do with less... We will play MAX. 5 minutes of your module. If the module lasts for less than 5 minutes or restarts, we will stop it. For this reason you should let us know what the exact playlength is. If it lasts for longer we will stop it at 5:00 exactly.Maximum size is 800 Kb. @{"NEXT ARTICLE" LINK Addresses}... @endnode @node Addresses "How to contact us.." How to contact us.. - Important Addresses - - For Reservations, Questions & Ideas - SNAIL-MAIL SIH'95 Puttershoek 6 6581 CN Malden The Netherlands By modem BBS The Southern Tribe, +31(0)416030252 General Internet Address sih@dds.nl WWW http://dds.dds.nl/~sih/ E-MAIL ux006940@tfarn.nl (Dope/Spaceballs) elliott@xs4all.nl (Elliott/Reality) psmeets@xs4all.nl (B.Brain/Reality) THE ADDRESS OF THE HALL Commandobaan 10 Roosendaal The Netherlands (of course!) OTHER FORMS OF INFORMATION Note that this magazine is available for both Amiga and PC. There are flyers and textfiles on the internet. Flyers don't contain any more information than this magazine. If you want to give some flyers to your contacts, just let us know and we will send you about 100!! RESERVATIONS If you want to make reservations it is quite useful to fill out this form. Reservation made by: (Full REAL Name) Handle: (NickName, if you use one) Group: (GroupName if you have one) Country: .............................. ContactAddress: ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... Number of people: ... Number of computers: ... Amiga ... PC ... Other, namely ............. Do you want to reserve a table(Yes/No)? [Picture 04] @{"NEXT ARTICLE" LINK ShortInfo}... @endnode @node ShortInfo "Information in short..." Information in short.. - An Overview - Here's a quick overview of the most important aspects of the party. They are just handy in case you are to lazy to read the rest of this magazine. Party name Somewhere In Holland '95 (SIH'95) Meaning Event for non-commercial computer artists all over the world in order to meet new people and obtain new experiences and information. Invited Computer artists and audience. When 8-10 July 1995 Where De Leysdream Commandobaan 10 Roosendaal The Netherlands Entrance Fee 50 Dutch Guilders Organisation Reality & Spaceballs Size Approx. 1000 visitors Prizemoney Over 9000 Guilders in total @{"NEXT ARTICLE..." LINK LunaticsShow} @endnode @node LunaticsShow "The MARVELLOUS(!) LUNATICS BALL-SHOW" THE MARVELLOUS(!) LUNATICS BALL-SHOW - RokDaZone/Infect - The stage is dark and empty. Suddenly - with a roar of timpanies - the arena converts into a cettle of colour. Spotlights run around, varilights play their joyful game of drawing delightful images over the scenary almost virtually. The well-known fanfares set in and yet again the disastrous games have begun. "It's saturday evening 8.15 p.m. after the commercials. It's the time for... > T H E M A R V E L L O U S ( ! ) < > L U N A T I C S B A L L < " While the theme fades out, the cheering crowd gaze at the charismatic weird dude who just appeared onto the bottom area of the stage. "This is," he shouts out over the noisy applauding, "this is the LUNATICS BALL and I - RokDaZone - again will be your host!!!" The echo of the words remains in the air for the friction of a second. The cheers hold on, but the expectation slowly calms down the noise into silence. >> Who is going to be the victim of the lunatic himself, RokDaZone, this time? Yet again so many squadrons of yellow press reporters from CHIT CHAT, RAW, 42, EUROCHARTS, UPSTREAM, ABNORMALIA, PROPAGANDA and GENERATION to name but a few, have failed to bring the new name on the red list out to the light. "I'd like to say a warm welcome to you here at my small lodge. It is time to start the show, don't let us be waiting any longer, for this is my very second LUNATICS BALL and it's THEIR first. So they won't get used to you before I started squeezing them out." "Lamies and Animals!" The smashing theme sets in again. "Welcome with me the Dutch masters. The people from the mices heaven who recently crawled out of their wind-mills to run over the scene and to be here this evening. Scare: Oh, PARTY I-IV. Fear: Oh, Gathering. Vain: Oh, Assembly. Ladies and Gentlemen - if here are any - scream for the organising staff of SOMEWHERE IN HOLLAND '95 !!!" Five(!) new people enter the scene in a straight row out of the synthetic-ice dust. It's like the showdown in The Revenge Of The Killertomatoes Part II. Infernalically, "Oh, Daenneboom!" is yelling out of the soundequipment. >> First DOPE, who is a tall guy of about 1,95 m size. A slim giant whose red-golden hair dazzles in the neon lights. With the elegance of a seasick penguin, he dances onto the stage. Next to him BOULDERBRAIN. A massive bull of a man with the tiny moustache of a seacow - and that's also a perfect description for his actual weight. A man who loves to eat, yet - you haven't seen him drinking... Then, again a tall young man, wearing a ridiculous cap over his long albino-coloured hair. It's The FOX II of REALITY. Shorteyed he blinks into the arenas lights. An impressive man who used to win hide-and-seek by hiding behind a lamp-post. Next, we see a 1,80 m. tall, decent old fool, that somehow, isn't able to built up a social life outside the socalled scene. WIZZ of REALITY, leader and sysop, that cares a lot about a lot of things except his BBS, we'll see what he'll make today.. Last and least, we find a guy trying to look a lot like BOULDERBRAIN when it comes to his weight, but in the years he lost his moustache. ELLIOTT of REALITY, a man of hidden talents, but for some reason, he keeps them hidden for years and years... >> They greet the audience waving nonchalantly, whilst walking over to the middle of the stage, where RokDaZone is just waiting. As they've all sat down on the big leather couch, RokDaZone opens the first round: "After the disastrous first 'Somewhere In Holland'-Party under the WHITE LABEL-label - that in fact nobody found - you have been tactless enough to announce SIH II - the first one after SIH I. The group renamed into REALITY (with DOPE joining LEMON.) and you expected everything to be forgotten. Well, for known reasons - plain inability that is - you were forced to cancel that event shortly before it was supposed to take place. Now, you again plan to make a fool out of yourselves by announcing the third part of the nonexisting series. My question, DOPE - How many people do you think will be stupid enough to believe in this new utter farce?" "Well, as last year's cancelling had it's reason that C= got bankrupted, everyone accepted that the party was cancelled. Therefore, I personally believe that many people will be interested in the SIH'95 event." "WIZZ, you seem to be a rational minded person and as I've experienced unvoluntarily, you even managed to pass your drivinglicense. How much money did the others offer to you to take part in the organising team and how much money did it cost you to corrupt the driving-examiner to let you pass the driving test? Is all of this worth to destroy a reputation that in fact you don't have afterall?" "What's wrong with me driving a car? Ok, I'll admit, I like to drive FAAAAST but I don't drive unsafe or drunk! In fact it's nice to know that I've got my drivers license for free for eating 50 packages of chewing gum and sending in the labels. As you might know: Reality is just a group of real good friends who like to have phun and party wherever they can (and so is the SIH 95 organisation...) so... no money was needed to get me involved into the SIH crazyness." "You've said it: What's there to be distroyed, when there's nothing? We just want to make a dream come true: organising the greatest and biggest party in Holland ever!" "BOULDERBRAIN, you ain't a kid anymore, in fact, you are 28 years old by now. For good reasons you have been called "Grandpa" at the Party IV multiple times. Why are you eager to participate in the organising of an event for kiddies?" >> "Age doesn't matter when you're wild at heart: I still watch cartoons (ed.: XXX rated Manga), hang around with young people (ed.: harrasing 16 year old girls) and enjoy the youth of my life." "Now, FOX II please tell me: What exactly are you doing in the organising staff except for wearing ridiculous caps?" "What ridiculous caps? Those caps are the nicest things that ever happenned to me and they don't yell at me. Well, Hm, I am taking care of the soundequipment. I did it at SIH 1 and I should have done it at SIH 2, but some stupid company got broke and you know the rest of the story." "Why will you fail?" "Fail? We won't fail (I hope) :)" "The most unspectacular one of you is of course ELLIOTT. In fact, Elli-Baby, your biggest scenish success must have been the printing of your picture in ChitChat #15 - and that was nothing but a mistake as MAGIC lately told me. Do you hope to make yourself more interesting by investing into something that is doomed to fail?" "Well, life in itself is a farce, you always die, no matter what you do, so why not invest in another failure, when you are sure that nobody will know you anyway when you are dead..?" "For the next round, I beg you to give some short commentary of yours in which no one is really interested. What do you think about..." a)"...THE PARTY-Series, ELLIOTT?" - "I only attended the last two parties, and the atmosphere was great, and, in the end, that is what makes a party go around, right?" b)"...SIH 1, BOULDERBRAIN?" - "I can clearly remember the first day, watching some great Manga on the big screen, joined by a crowd of the finest quality; one of them (probably a TRSI member) even offered me a sandwich (which turned out te be the meanest piece of spacecake ever baked). To be short: I only remember the first day as I woke up a week later in the arms of Gretchen, the sweatest nurse on earth." c)"Making profit out of parties, DOPE?" - "As long as you want the event to be a scene event, I don't think it's wise to focus on making money as the scene is built on a non- profit ideal. On the other hand I also believe the organisers can be allowed to gain a little profit. After all, they spent a huge amount of time to get things around the party going." d)"Cutting your hair, FOX II?" - "My mum always asks the same question. I like my hair, if it's long or short, but this time it's something else than all those suckers who have short hair. Oops, sorry DOPE !!!!!" e)"Safety facilities on parties, ELLIOTT??" - "You can light a Christmas-tree with real candles, but in the end the whole tree might burn." f)"Professional companies organising parties, WIZZ?" -"Professional companies shouldn't organise parties, because they don't know what's going on in the scene, so they probably won't succeed in making a party succes- full for the visitors. Please keep in mind that organisers of parties DO need professional companies to sponsor their party and NOT to run them!" >> g)"The "delay" of SATURN'95, FOX II?" - "I don't know. I couldn't go if it was held, because I had to play some records at a Techno party in Amsterdam. So what delay ?" h)"The future of the AMIGA, DOPE?" - "I believe the Amiga has a good market position when it comes to video and multi-media. After the buy out by Escom I think there are good chances the Amiga will have it's own market next to the PC's one." i)"Buying an AMIGA, BOULDERBRAIN?" - "I am proud to announce that I am going to sell my ZX-80 to buy my very first Intel Amiga (or was it a Commodore 80286?). Wait don't go away, I'll ask Gretchen..." j)"About my new jacket, all of you?" - "Pretty good looking...!" - "Hang it in some tree over there.. it might look good then..." - "You should wash it with Dreft accelerator. maybe it gets a little better than." - "Are you sure this a new one?" After that round is finished, RokDaZone turns with a new charismatic grin towards the audience to provoke even more emotion by using sarcastic wittyness at certain poor individuals of the crowd. The five participants therefore have time to calm down a little. ELLIOTT sits back and takes a deep sip of the glass of sourcy - his favourite drink. DOPE also emptied three units of his favourite alcoholic liquid cola-Bacardi and starts to look a little dumb right now. Finally RokDaZone turns back to his guest stars. "I wonder if REALITY afterall has done more than announcing and cancelling parties. After you will cancel SIH'95 somewhere in June, what are your groups future cancelling-plans, FOX II?" "We are working on a music disk of Reality. It should be nice. All the musicians of Reality are on that disk. One problem, at the moment there is only one musician!!! We're also working on a demo, but YOU should ask Elliott or Tycoon what will become of it. We like organising internal Reality meetings at "HELWIG CASTLE". You should come over, and live trough it, HA HA HA HA" "In case, BOULDERBRAIN, SIH'95 gets in a financial crisis shortly before the event will take place: Are you awilled to set in your own financial possibilities to save the event? Will you consider begging in the scene for money? Or maybe a auction for shaving your moustache?" "As I am a registred blood-donor at the Dutch 'GIVE-WHILE-YOU-LIVE' clinic, I managed - over the last months - to set aside enough money to bail me out if things should go wrong. To be more precise: after I've sold my left kidney, I had enough cash to buy me a ticket to the Bahama's. So if one should fail to find me at the Party..." "DOPE, it seems like LEMON. were a big ripp-off of MELON. This isn't a question, but a verifiable fact. SIH is afterall a try for a ripp off of the PARTY-series in Denmark. Are you proud of taking part in two of the scene's most unoriginal tries? When will you ever start having own ideas?" "Well, after the brain surgery I took two years ago, I haven't been able to think clear anymore. I guess I'll keep having the problem for the rest of my life..." "Dope will ruin SPACEBALLS reputation even more with SIH'95, ELLIOTT. For REALITY, there isn't much to be ruined, yet. After the last try, you guys simply renamed. Have you already picked out a new groupname? Will you change your own handle, too?" "Well, now that you mention it... The story will start after the SIH'95 disaster, when everone in REALITY gets suicidal frustrations, and identity crisises. I think everyone will be dead anyway after the party, so a new name? No, we've never thought about it. Yet. (But thanks for the suggestion.)" "WIZZ... Wizz?" The announced astoundedly looks up from some deep thoughts and seems a little irritated. "Wizz, you as absent-minded person: If you could chose between taking over the organising of an stable event like the PARTY-series and the uncertainty of SIH'95 - which one would you prefer and why? In case you chose SIH'95 - do you fear the PARTY-staff wouldn't accept someone like you in their rows?" "Being a mentally instable person ( and ill too!), it would be insane and impossible to choose the PARTY-series.. I wouldn't feel at ease without my crazy brothers around me. We chase each other with knives believing that we are surgeons from St. Elsewhere. It wouldn't be wise (what is..) to send us over." >> Advertising break: TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, TM(!)LB, (if you're clever enough, you've found the subliminal advertising there) "Ok, you five. Now I'll give you several expressions and you have maximal ten words per phrase to answer if you're fast enough to get something out in time. Did you understand that, Elliott?" "Huh..? Ten words? Ehrm, that is about as much as my fingers right??" "Here we go... Spaceballs, FOX II?" - "I only know DOPE, so I can't really give a comment here..." "Reality (the group), DOPE?" - "Friends will be friends!" "AMIGA-Scene, BOULDERBRAIN?" - "There can be only one..." "PC-Scene, WIZZ?" - "Alive 'n kickin' ?" "AGA, FOX II?" - "It works?" "Drugs, ELLIOTT?" - "Wow.. whaht a cwoowl qwestiown.." "Pornos, WIZZ?" - "Pamela Anderson is nizzzze!!" "AMIGA music, DOPE?" - "Paula is nice. Gravis is better." "Mega parties, BOULDERBRAIN?" - "Like Gretchen always says: 'YEAH BABY DO IT TO ME!'." "Animal testing, ELLIOTT?" - "Hmmm, I just looove animals.. especially the doggies (drewl...)" "Neo-Nazism, FOX II?" - "Hang them, so YOU can use the rope another time..." "News sections, WIZZ?" - "Hot news now will be old news later" "Child abuse, BOULDERBRAIN?" - yeah... huh huh... that's cool... "Diskmags, ELLIOTT?" - "Retry And Whine, Rapid Or Mistype. Ahh, Under Pressure Some Tried Real Exposing Alternative Mags ;-)" "Homosexuals, DOPE?" - "Love is a state of mind, not of the body." "My haircut, FOX II?" - "To hair or not to hair, that's the question :)" "Now that's all for todays LUNATICS BALL. I hope you've had a pleasant time with us here, as our fellows here most obvious didn't have. So, let me at least give them the chance for some boring last words from each of you: - "Oh, Daenneboom! Oh, Daenneboom! Oh, Daenneboom! Oh, Daenneboom!" - "Oh, Christmas Tree! Oh, Christmas Tree!" - "Oh, Tannenbaum! Oh, Tannenbaum!" They all shake hands and grin into the camera, the audience gets off their seats in a last infernalic applaude, the credits run over the screen. The second issue of THE LUNATICS BALL was even a bigger success than the first one. RokDaZone has risen his influence in scene and get famous for his show. It's 21:15 directly before the advertisements. It's time for the kids to go to bed. >>> RokDaZone/INFECT <<< @{"NEXT ARTICLE..." LINK MyPartyMyCry} @endnode @node MyPartyMyCry "It's my party and I cry if I want to!" It's my party and I cry if I want to - The MARVELLOUS(!) LUNATICS BALL - - by RokDaZone/Infect - So, you plan another party, do you? Dope, Wizz, Boulderbrain, Elliott, The Fox II - do you afterall know, what you can expect, eh? Yes, setting up plans that's something everyone can do. Yet, do you know what will really happen? Well then, have a read and be sure to get cured... People keep being unfair. That's a fact - a proven one. See, one spends tons of time (at least one month!) just to arrange a party for all sceners, puts in much effort ("I'll spread the invitations!") and money (well...) and what is the effect? Everyone is laughing at the organizer, tells them what they have done wrong and what oneself would have done better. It's my party and I cry if I want to... The inventory gets wrecked by taurus-necked Germans with upper-lipp beard. The local hospitals are overcrowded with Scandinavians who did their best to make the job of pumping out their stomachs much easier by doing it by themselves on the partyrooms floor. Poles, pissed to catatony, sleeping in their own puddle of freshly puked Vodka-McDonalds chunk-mixup in front of the ladies toilet, have to be removed and transported back to their trees. Afterwards, one may additionally read disgusting reports in a disgusting language-mix (called: Scenglish for poorer-minded people) in disgusting wannabe-mags by the same disgusting Polish swapper. Ain't we having fun? Still, one plays the martyr. Over and over, those organizers do it again. Heroesque, they take the loss on their right shoulder at ease: - They spend much time to get money on the prices for the competitions from sponsors (which get cancelled in the end anyway, so no real costs here). - They employ volunteers to look after the crowd (volunteers are quite costy as they always demand to pay a little less for entrance). - They have to pay electricians and other staff for the comfort of the sceners (oh, those people normally "disappear" directly before a party, so they fortunately don't have to be paid in the end) - They take the risk for the inventory on their shoulders which can get very costy (well, the insurances take the risk, still one has to spend at least the entrance-fee for four guests on it!) - They have to borrow the sound-, light- and videoequipment which is extremely costly (for heavens sake, those contracts tend to burst in the very last seconds before a party, so no replacement can be found - what leads to diaprojectors on sheets which can be found in every good grandma's lumberroom (saves a LOT of money)) - They have to rent the halls (well, the costs normally get reduced as by miracle, the heating doesn't work) Additionally, as we all know, there will never ever be enough visitors to make the basic costs nill. I can't say else, but I am feeling really bad about that. These organizers do everything to make the highest profit... pardon... the highest possible entertainment level on their parties for us and we are nerdish enough to be out with them for minour features, like nothing they promised was kept in the end... At least the dudes from the Party-series around X-Mas in Legoland know how to make it safe. They show so much professionalism that no one actually recognises he is being fooled... So, mates: Do you really think it'll be worth the trouble?!? It's your party and I'll make you cry if I want to. >>> RokDaZone/INFECT <<< See you Somewhere in Holland. @{"NEXT ARTICLE" LINK OneGo}... @endnode @node OneGo "The Story In One Go..." SIH'95 - THE STORY IN ONE GO - THE MARVELLOUS(!) LUNATICS BALL - - by RokDaZone/Infect - - "Who is this guy on the photo here?" + "That one? Oh, it's Dope..." - "I didn't want to know what he smokes, I wanted to know his name, fool!" + "E-Noz, you... Anyway. It's Dope of Spaceballs." - "The movie?!" + "Wrgxs, not the movie, dum-ass: The Amiga group." - "How boring." + "Boring?! This guy is one of the organizers of the SOMEWHERE IN HOLLAND Parties." - "Oh, yes? Parties, eh, RokDee? Well, if I ain't wrong, there has only been one so far and the other one announced got cancelled, hasn't it?" + "Yep, ok, but this was just due the fact that C= got bankrupt. They lost their main sponsors as everyone inside the supplying companies got scared for what would happen in future and therefore held back their promised sponsorship accounts." - "Oh, I read something else in a diskmag by a Dutch freak. It said something like they were unable to organize so no one wanted to show up and that's why they cancelled it. The first party was a flop and the second had no chance ever so it all was a cheap trick for gaining popularity." + "Popularity, eh? Do you know what's illogical? If somebody promises you a precious present and instead punches you in your face and finally wonders why you are angry at him - that's illogical and it's almost the same as the nerd stated in his filler. Naaaw, the first one was badly visited due to the fact that it was an unknown group organising the event - they wanted it as start for their scenish carreer..." - "Which group then?" + "White Label!" - "Nazis!?!?!" + "Hehehe, that's is what many people thought - No, White Label just as they had no name then: No label or a white label so-to-say. Since people thought they were Nazis, they renamed into Reality." - "Good Move! But I thought it was Dope of Spaceballs?" + "Correct, yet Dope left White Label and joined in Lemon. instead. That group crashed..." - "... And some of the remaining guys formed Spaceballs Holland." + "Right." - "Who are the other organizers then?" + "Take this photo here... Left to right: Boulderbrain, Elliott, Fox II and Wizz of Reality." - "All of Reality?" + "Yep!" - "So just one from Spaceballs?" + "Yep!" - "I thought to have read that Spaceballs organised the SIH 2!" + "Well, you know: The most prominent name makes the game." - "Oh, you mean like us two." + "?" - "Well, I do the editting, the secretary stuff, the researches, type most of the texts, clean up your mess in the kitchen and you get all the fame and the groupies from THE MARVELLOUS(!) LUNATICS BALL just for having been leader of the Stolen Data-Team?" + "Correct." - "I think this is the end of a beautiful friendship." @{"NEXT ARTICLE" LINK SomeThoughts}... @endnode @node SomeThoughts "Some Quite Thoughts..." Some Quite Thoughts... - THE MARVELLOUS(!) LUNATICS BALL - - by RokDaZone/Infect - The times are ruffer than ever and many attempts to organise a party fail miserably. It's really scaring to see how many possibilities we have to go to and how few finally make it through all the financial trouble. What remains is a handful of parties that are worth their names. So, now I sit here and squeeze out some friendly words for yet another try. This time the SOMEWHERE IN HOLLAND '95. Why do I do this? For what reason do I write an article to proclaim that event in cheese-land? For money what else... Shocked? Well, calm down - I don't get a single penny for this. It's just since I always found it a difference to see people who just promise and promise, keep nothing and get massively money out of it and those that keep a little more quite and give their best. Wasn't the later case the one from SIH1? I mean there is nothing wrong if they make their money. Why not? I wouldn't like to organise such a risky thing and if someone does, why shouldn't he be rewarded for it? >> But this can't be the topic when talking about SIH'95. I know these guys are ambitious and we all remembered how they proclaimed the (sad) SIH2. It was a massive campaign and believe me - the event was going to be BIG. For known reasons everything failed, yet not due to the fact that the whole affair was unstable (like a here not nearer defined wannabe event in Paris) - what would you do to make that A-bomb dropping directly over your house stop? Blowing to make it fly upwards? Naaaw, there was no way to go... What I always missed on parties was the human aspect. The organisers never managed to bring in a spirit. That's of course a matter of sizes, ok. Yet, then - with the expanding sizes - our parties could also have become exhibitions (the PARTY IV by the way had tendencies towards that direction). But we want no fucking exhibition. We want a party, with a mood. Not just sitting around and doing nothing except for boozing and playing. We want the spirit of the old times, when there were no mega-screens and SCALA (gnagnagna) and hi-quality equipment. Is this the way SIH'95 will go? Certainly not. But also certainly, the organizers will bring in that particular human aspect back to the focus. No rioting "organizer"-hords, kicking and humiliating peaceful people. No self-justice. Of course: When things go wrong they do but that's individually to see. Up to now, I have gotten few detailed information directly from the organizers and Dope told me they would hold back most things in order not to have promised too much. Spartanic? Or maybe stupid as consumers are used to be fooled? Don't know. All I know is that it will pretty hard for Dope-baby to keep his big mouth shut for he loves to talk on what he is working. I am curious and hope you are too, cause in the later case we will meet eachother: >>> > SOMEWHERE IN HOLLAND 1995! < <<< @{"NEXT ARTICLE" LINK Checklist}... @endnode @node Checklist "Checklist.." Checklist.. - What you should take with you - GENERAL - Did you bring your medicines? - Did you write down the address, so you can find it more easy? If you're not Dutch.. - Don't forget your passport! - Don't forget to get some @{"Dutch money" LINK Guilder}! - Don't forget your travel insurance!! - Do you know @{"how to get there" LINK Route}?? If you decide to bring your system.. - Have you packed your own GROUNDED powersocket for extension purposes? - Have you packed ALL CABLES you need? If you want to sleep at the party.. We advise you to bring sleeping things you would normally use when you go out camping. - Did you bring a MATTRESS and CUSHION? - Did you bring blankets? Do us a favour and don't forget.. - Soap - Toothbrush & Toothpaste - Clean pairs of socks - Clean underwear - Towels, Flanels - A very GOOD MOOD!! - An entry for the competitions @{"NEXT ARTICLE" LINK Guilder}... @endnode @node Guilder "Info on the Dutch Guilder.." The Dutch Guilder - An Overview - The Dutch money is called 'Guilder' or in the Dutch language "Gulden". The abbreviation is 'Fl.' At this moment Fl.100,- is worth about 65 US$. I am sure you can change money in your own country, but in case you've forgotten, or you didn't have time to change; you can buy Guilders at any bank, ie. at borders, train-stations or airports. You should make sure your country allows you to export your kind of money!! For this transaction you'll have to identify yourselves with a passport. NOTE THAT At the party you can only pay with Dutch money! No foreign currencies will be accepted... Kinds of money - Fl. 0.05 coin, made of copper. In Dutch it's called a "Stuiver". - Fl. 0.10 coin, made of nickel. In Dutch it's called a "Dubbeltje". - Fl. 0.25 coin, made of nickel. Dutch people call it a "Kwartje". - Fl. 1.- Guilder coin, made of nickel. - Fl. 2.50 Guilders coin made of nickel we call it a "Rijksdaalder". - Fl. 5.- Guilders coin, copper too.. [Picture 02] This is a Fl. 10,- Guilders note.. - Fl. 25.- Guilders note, very red. There are 2 kinds of this note which are still both valid, so don't worry. - Fl. 50.- Guilders note, very yellow, with a Sunflower printed on it. - Fl. 100.- Guilder note, also 2 types: One is quite white with an owl printed on it. The other is mainly brown and has a bird printed on it. - Fl. 250.- note, on which you can find a lighthouse printed on one side... - Fl. 1000.- Guilder note, green with a man projected on it. But I don't think you will see a lot of them :( That's UNLESS YOU WIN of course! Then there is still some money left, but it is not very important to know about it. Only seldom you'll find Fl.10,- and Fl.50.- as a coin. @{"NEXT ARTICLE" LINK Scene}... @endnode @node Scene "What exactly is scene??" What Exactly is Scene?? - An extensive definition - This article was written for people who do not really understand what we mean when we say 'scene'. The computer-scene can be compared with the music-scene. There are groups of artists who are all doing different things, like making computer GRAPHICS, either a logo, fonts, entire screens or even animations. Then there are artists who make computerMUSIC. PROGRAMMERS are often called coders. They make programs meant for one type of computersystem. Such a program could be an application to make computerlife a lot easier. And when these different artists come together they can make a demonstration or DEMO. A demo from a group in the computerscene can be compared with a video for a band in the musicscene. Demos feature great calculated effects, graphics and SUPERB music! Sometimes those demos are used to get a job at a softwarehouse. But for many years now, they are mostly made for FUN AND FAME!! Even when you are not very talented or you don't have enough patience to be a computerartist you can always become a so called TRADER. Those are people who exchange or swap software like demos, either via snail mail, or a modem... A lot of known groups have their own Bulletin Board System(s) (BBS), which normally contain a lot of recent software and messages. Just like in the music-scene most people in this scene are using NICKNAMES. It is really easy to recognise scene people. They turn up at a party heavily loaded with food (mostly junkfood), drinks (Coca-Cola, coffee or beer, equipment (computers, Stereos, Synthesizers, microwave ovens, even fryingpans and refrigerators!) They didn't sleep for a while because of deadlines.. Well, I think you've got quite a good picture of scenepeople by now.. PARTIES Demos are getting better and better, graphics and music get excellent. At a sudden time people started making charts for single artists and groups. Finally, of course, there are events like SIH'95 which are called PARTIES. A party is an event in a big hall where groups and single artists come together to exchange demos, ideas, knowledge, software, computermagazines, tricks, news, routines and many other things. People are talking about subjects such as Internet, the future.. Yes, even about non-computer-related subjects... They form new groups or expand their group with some new people. They meet old friends who they've met via mails or previous parties. They make a lot of new friends.. They get their big, once in a lifetime chance to meet their most favourite computerartist!! Rare hardware is brought by the visitors, the real freaks, like old systems, the newest in technology, Virtual Reality, all kinds of operating systems, you just name it, it's there!! It won't surprise you that there will be some people present looking for new talents to work for their label. COMPETITIONS At such events its custom to organize @{"competitions" LINK Competitions}. To stimulate people to do their very best, prizes are given for the best Graphics, Musics and Demos. All people present at the party can make their votes for the productions. The competions are usually the climax of a party. After that people will copy the productions from the competition and then they are heading for home... One important thing on the party is the BIG SCREEN. This is where most of the action is. Anything will be shown, like graphics, demos, homevideos, the newest movies (MANGA!) and musicvideos. Besides that the screen is also used as an information medium. It shows all coming events, missing things, results for the competitions and a lot more.. It has a central place in the hall so everybody will be able to see it.. Parties continue AT NIGHT, but for the ones who still lead a normal life there is always a sleepinghall. Still a lot of people are found sleeping on their keyboards... Most people come from Europe, but some are even coming over from the other side of the world!! I think you've got the picture by now... A party is quite an INTERNATIONAL event!! @{"NEXT ARTICLE" LINK Credits}... @endnode @node Credits "Credits.." Credits - A nice tradition - MAIN ORGANISATION B.Brain/Reality (Pascal Smeets) Elliott/Reality (Thomas Speller) The Fox II/Reality (Joris Crul) Wizz/Reality (John Vloemans) Dope/Spaceballs (Joost Brugman) Together with Het Nederlands Beursburo (The Dutch Congres Buro) WWW Page Whale/Reality BBS Information Wizz/Reality THE DISK MAGAZINES Amiga Programming Tycoon/Reality PC Programming Pete/Hypnosis Intro Graphics Danny/Spaceballs Magazine Graphics Elliott/Reality Music The Fox II/Reality Text Tycoon/Reality Flyer Fabulous design Danny/Spaceballs Huge masscopying Wizz/Reality Folding (Aaargh!) The entire SIH crew Spreading everybody in the scene... Thanks! >> Special thanks to.. Lizardking/F8 DeLuxe/F8 Fashion/Static Bytes RokDaZone/Infect Shorty/Spaceballs Lizard/Spaceballs Price/TFA Iso/Axis (Sorry!) The Raver/Effect (Good call dude!!) Elliotts parents for their hospitality Escom (for preventing some suicides...) Conner for some digitizing Belinda (WhiteFox) for next picture... [Picture 00] Hmmm.. Obviously we kinda like Amigas.. See all of you, Somewhere In Holland... @endnode @node Help "How to use this magazine.." How to use this magazine.. - Sometimes called HELP - Note you can also get this helppage by pressing the 'Help' key... The text in this magazine is based on the hypertext format called AmigaGuide. The best way to find your way through this magazine is by using YOUR MOUSE... Clicking on the Left or Right ARROW will bring you to the previous or next page of the current article, if there is one.. Pushing your LEFT or RIGHT cursorkey will have the same effect.. Clicking on the Up or Down ARROW will bring you to the previous or next article, if there is one.. You can do this via the keyboard too: Use the UP and DOWN cursorkeys.. Clicking on INDEX will bring you back to the article containing the contents. This can be done via the 'DEL' or 'Esc' keys too. Clicking on an linked text will bring you to the appropriate subject. You can recognize a linked text by the blue background color. Try next one to get back to the @{"Index" LINK Main}.. @endnode