Inteview with Procyon
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INTERVIEW WITH
DALMAK AND PROCYON OF STELLAR
by Rastaman/Calibra
This is a phone interview with leader and one of the coders of the very cool
group Stellar... Stellar haven't released anything big yet, but I think Stellar
is going to amaze all of the scene with their cool Demos... They've already
made many cool intros with a design from the softest heaven... Enough
bullshitting... Let's go to the motherfucking interview...
( DAL is Dalmak - PRC is Procyon - RST is Me )
RST : So maybe we don't start from any normal topics and go first to few
crazy questions... Do you smoke ?!
DAL : Question denied...
PRC : Same as dalmak...
RST : What do you think of swedish people ?
DAL : I like lesbo-swedes...
PRC : I like bi-swedes...
RST : So now you better give your ID's to me... Name, age, and all that shit...
DAL : Age 17 years... Name dalmak... Joo, I'm Tony... Swapper organiser and
I let people think I'm a modemtrader...
PRC : I'm procyon and I'm 17 years... I am a boy and I do nothing exept
coding...
RST : Something about yours/Stellars history... (Tell me or you are history)
DAL and PRC : We were found on November-December '91... For a half year we did
nothing... And on the next half-year-decade we made 7 intros...
RST : What is your hardware ?! ( . .. ... ZzZz ... .. . )
DAL : A500, x-tra drive, * power supply, HST (A modem, tadaaa!) and of course
the phone. Monitor, too... Three ticks, too...
PRC : Amiga 500, X-tra mem, X-tra drive, A joystick and a mouse, RCA-cable and
a RGB-cable too (Rich!), Philips CM88332, Philips D8458 and Philips 7300
and a box were I can see on/off-switch, 2 diskboxes full of disks... I
lost the keyes to both of them, a box full of broken disks, Rhytm Quarz
alarm-clock (Prrrrr..), Citizen Quarz, 2 Kultahammaspaikkaa... Hard
wooden bed... etc.
RST : Huh! Name some things coming up from Stellar...
PRC : Some intros, music-disk, demo and a SEX-BOX for next half-year-decade...
RST : Now here is an interesting one: Any alias before?! Old groups...
PRC : Anal-Alias... I am Procyon... Before that I was Julianus Penisultan...
before it Electron... Before it ELC... Before it Electrocop...
DAL : I was orion before this... Before that orion-orgasm... Before it
Technique... Before it TNQ... Before it Technocop...
RST : Name your favourite / least liked :
- Drink -
Best : PRC - I am Procyon... Nasolin!
DAL - Coca-cola with x-tra sugar and milk-jauhe and strawberry milk
shake, ICY please...
Worst : PRC - Pritt papperslim...
DAL - Erioil handrasva...
- Beer -
Best : PRC - I am Procyon... What is beer...
DAL - The ultra-light milk from Valio...
Worst : DAL - Valio Rasvanen maito...
PRC - Cement...
- Demo -
Best : PRC - I am procyon... It's PIECE OF MIND by NC... Guardion Dragon
2...
DAL - Razor VOYAGE... Mentro?Dentro? by TSL... Delirium by COMPLEX .
Hardwired... S.O.S by MELON DEZIGN...
Worst : PRC - I am Procyon... No comments...
DAL - No comments...
- Lady -
Best : PRC - Mamma... Mother...
DAL - The girl of my dreams... Varaneidit 1,2,3 and 4...
- Intro -
Best : DAL - Stellar... Complex... Melooni... Kefrens... Vectra...
PRC - Kefrens... Melonit... Vectra...
- Band -
Best : PRC - I am Procyon... Inner Circle... Jukka pekka Palo... KISS...
Modern Talking... Marky Mark and the funky bunch...
DAL - Vankelis... Jean Sibelius... Alannah... Dolly Parton... Neil
Young... Bogart co.... Dingo...
- Musician -
Best : DAL - DeloRean of Complex... Audiomonster of Melon... Moby of DRD...
HeatBeat of Carillion... Groo of Black Robes... Strobo of
Stellar... Bit arts of Sanity... Bruno of Schup...
PRC - I'm Procyon ! Bruno o' Scup... Delorean of Complex...
Lizardking of ATZ... Mr.Man of Andromeda... Jugi of CPLX...
- Party -
Best : DAL - Assembly -92 and Society -91 at Kajaani...
PRC - Assembly -92 and Society -91 at Kajaani...
- Gfx-fellow -
Best : DAL - Facet of Anarchy... HotShot of CPLX... Mithrandir of ?!..
Hof of TSL!... Zoom of Anarchy... Alex of ATZ... PGCS of ATZ...
Mack of Melon Dezign... Danny of (A)...
PRC - Rack of Majic 12... Mack of Melon... Facet of (A)...
HotShot of CoMpLeX... Mithrandir... Peachy of TRSI...
- Cartoon-drawer -
Best : DAL - Milo Manara... Paolo Eleuteri Serpieri... Will Eisner...
Carl Barks... Mezieres and Kristin... Sokall... Wiwall...
Frank Miller... Alex Reymond...
PRC - Milo Manara... Carl Barks... Tove Jansson...Paolo Eleuteri etc.
Jim Davis...
- Coder -
DAL - The Spy of TSL!... Lone Starr of Spaceballs... SIM of Razor...
Chaos of Sanity... Zeque of Reflect...
PRC - I am Rocyon... Mr.Hyde and Dr. Jekyll of Andromeda...
Lone Starr of Spaceballs... Laxity of Kefrens ( SUXX! -RST )...
- Magazine -
DAL - Heavy Metal... Pelit... MikroBitti... Donald Duck... Portti...
Tahtivaeltaja... Regina...
PRC - Men only mags... Penthouse... Playmen... Nothing else matters .
- Diskmag -
DAL - Maggy... R.A.W... EUROCHART... ETop 20... Eternal... McDisk...
Stolen Data...
PRC - Eternal ( Jeah ! Now you're talking ! ).. R.A.W... ETop 20...
- Group -
PRC - I am Procyon... STELLAR...
DAL - I am not Procyon... SteLLaR...
RST : Best finnish group...
DAL : Complex... Damones... Vectra... Rebels... Stellar... Vertigo...
PRC : Unique... Vertigo... Deathstar...
RST : Name me the coolest dude in the scene...
DAL : Dalmak...
PRC : Dalmak...
RST : Dalmak ?! What greases do you use ?!
DAL : Pirkka HandRasva Erioil...
PRC : Vitalis, Mirame, Labello, Meribase, Humektan, LV, Nivea...
RST : Where does your name come from ?!
PRC : I am Procyon... Canis RA 7 h 36 m 7 Dekl. +5 21'; 0,4 m .
Distance 11,3 Light Years .
DAL : From a floorball-team, which beated up the referee after match...
C Transformed to (DALMA)K...
RST : What do you do in your free-time ?!
DAL : I sleep, I read, I talk to phone, Sometimes I go out, I play Floor-
ball, I watch Bold and beautiful ( RIDGE is lovely )...
PRC : I am Procyon, I do nothing...
RST : What is Sex, Lies and Casettetape ?!
PRC and DAL : We made it on autumn-holiday with STROBO...
It's a 60-min tape full of little bit Original humor in
FINNISH language... Everyone can buy it with 15 FIM...
RST : What is Sex-Box ?!
PRC : It is a mix of diskmag, music-disk and Game... Everything will be
done by us, THE STELLAR, and it will be released in FEBRUARY -92 !
RST : Some descriptions about about your personalities...
DAL : I am three-in-one, one-for-three...
- Dalmak 1 : Normal Dalmak, who sleeps all the time... I call him
EDDIE...
- Dalmak 2 : Naistenahdistelija-Arska...
- Dalmak 3 : Mis-understood genius ?! He is called NERO...
PRC : I am two persons... Clever Procyon and stupid Procyon... One for me, one
for juu... I am Procyon... (But I can't control it when I can control it)
RST : What do you think about sex?!
PRC : Long, long time ago... When I was 8 years old! A cat called Misse came
to our house... By that time we have dated continously... She has showed
me many things... It has been a lovely relationship..
DAL : Neighbours 10 nymphomanic nymphs...
RST : Give me Stellars memberlist and functions...
DALMAK - Trade and organising...
PROCYON - Code and organising...
CHAMELEON - Code...
KEFEUS - Code...
MOONSHINE - Coder...
( DWEEZIL ) - Eating...
INQUISITOR - Gfx...
MANGO - Music...
STROBO - Music, Gfx...
SHADOW - Gfx, swapping...
MAC - Swap...
LOBO - Gfx...
INDEX - Trader...
RST : This is all for this time... Tell me something to the end...
DAL : kwaak, kwaak, zubi, zubi, uga-buga, ugabuga joooooooooooo !!!!!!
Riddle : Rastaman fucked many girlies... The result was 5 babies !
How many of them had a brain-damage ?!
RST : None of those little-ones on the floor have any damage... On the contary,
I think you have a serious brain-damage ?! Hihihihuhhuhuhuhuh !
PRC : Jaa... Njaa.. Kajaiijjjaaa..
Riddle : Kalle ate 50 kg of cement. How much did stay ?!
Answers to the riddles you must ask for yourself from the following ads:
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P.O.BOX 125
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P.S.: We like talkkunajauho !
RST : Thanx for answering some of the questions. Bye, my lovely friends!
And all other Stellarers out there, I loooove your hands work...
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