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INTERVIEW WITH

     DALMAK AND PROCYON OF STELLAR

			      by Rastaman/Calibra

This  is  a  phone  interview with leader and one of the coders of the very cool
group Stellar...  Stellar haven't released anything big yet, but I think Stellar
is  going  to  amaze  all of the scene with their cool Demos...  They've already
made  many  cool  intros  with  a  design  from  the  softest  heaven...  Enough
bullshitting...  Let's go to the motherfucking interview...

		 ( DAL is Dalmak - PRC is Procyon - RST is Me )

RST : So maybe we don't start from any normal topics and go first to few
      crazy questions... Do you smoke ?!

DAL : Question denied...

PRC : Same as dalmak...

RST : What do you think of swedish people ?

DAL : I like lesbo-swedes...

PRC : I like bi-swedes...

RST : So now you better give your ID's to me... Name, age, and all that shit...
DAL : Age 17 years... Name dalmak... Joo, I'm Tony... Swapper organiser and
      I let people think I'm a modemtrader...

PRC : I'm procyon and I'm 17 years... I am a boy and I do nothing exept
      coding...

RST : Something about yours/Stellars history... (Tell me or you are history)

DAL and PRC : We were found on November-December '91... For a half year we did
	      nothing... And on the next half-year-decade we made 7 intros... 

RST : What is your hardware ?! ( . .. ... ZzZz ... .. . )

DAL : A500, x-tra drive, * power supply, HST (A modem, tadaaa!) and of course
      the phone. Monitor, too... Three ticks, too...

PRC : Amiga 500, X-tra mem, X-tra drive, A joystick and a mouse, RCA-cable and
      a RGB-cable too (Rich!), Philips CM88332, Philips D8458 and Philips 7300
      and a box were I can see on/off-switch, 2 diskboxes full of disks... I
      lost the keyes to both of them, a box full of broken disks, Rhytm Quarz
      alarm-clock (Prrrrr..), Citizen Quarz, 2 Kultahammaspaikkaa... Hard
      wooden bed... etc.
RST : Huh! Name some things coming up from Stellar...

PRC : Some intros, music-disk, demo and a SEX-BOX for next half-year-decade...

RST : Now here is an interesting one: Any alias before?! Old groups...

PRC : Anal-Alias... I am Procyon... Before that I was Julianus Penisultan...
      before it Electron... Before it ELC... Before it Electrocop...

DAL : I was orion before this... Before that orion-orgasm... Before it
      Technique... Before it TNQ... Before it Technocop...

RST : Name your favourite / least liked :

   - Drink -

Best : PRC - I am Procyon... Nasolin!
       DAL - Coca-cola with x-tra sugar and milk-jauhe and strawberry milk
	       shake, ICY please...

Worst : PRC - Pritt papperslim...
	DAL - Erioil handrasva...
   - Beer -

Best : PRC - I am Procyon... What is beer...
       DAL - The ultra-light milk from Valio...

Worst : DAL - Valio Rasvanen maito...
	PRC - Cement...

   - Demo -

Best : PRC - I am procyon... It's PIECE OF MIND by NC... Guardion Dragon
	     2... 
       DAL - Razor VOYAGE... Mentro?Dentro? by TSL... Delirium by COMPLEX .
	     Hardwired... S.O.S by MELON DEZIGN...

Worst : PRC - I am Procyon... No comments...
	DAL - No comments...

   - Lady -

Best : PRC - Mamma... Mother...
       DAL - The girl of my dreams... Varaneidit 1,2,3 and 4...
   - Intro -

Best : DAL - Stellar... Complex... Melooni... Kefrens... Vectra...
       PRC - Kefrens... Melonit... Vectra...

   - Band -

Best : PRC - I am Procyon... Inner Circle... Jukka pekka Palo... KISS...
	     Modern Talking... Marky Mark and the funky bunch... 
       DAL - Vankelis... Jean Sibelius... Alannah... Dolly Parton... Neil
	     Young... Bogart co.... Dingo...
 
   - Musician -

Best : DAL - DeloRean of Complex...  Audiomonster of Melon... Moby of DRD...
	     HeatBeat of Carillion... Groo of Black Robes... Strobo of 
	     Stellar...  Bit arts of Sanity... Bruno of Schup...
       PRC - I'm Procyon ! Bruno o' Scup... Delorean of Complex... 
	     Lizardking of ATZ... Mr.Man of Andromeda... Jugi of CPLX...



   - Party -

Best : DAL - Assembly -92 and Society -91 at Kajaani...
       PRC - Assembly -92 and Society -91 at Kajaani...

   - Gfx-fellow -

Best : DAL - Facet of Anarchy... HotShot of CPLX... Mithrandir of ?!.. 
	     Hof of TSL!... Zoom of Anarchy... Alex of ATZ... PGCS of ATZ...
	     Mack of Melon Dezign... Danny of (A)...
       PRC - Rack of Majic 12... Mack of Melon... Facet of (A)... 
	     HotShot of CoMpLeX... Mithrandir... Peachy of TRSI...

   - Cartoon-drawer -

Best : DAL - Milo Manara... Paolo Eleuteri Serpieri... Will Eisner...
	     Carl Barks... Mezieres and Kristin... Sokall... Wiwall...
	     Frank Miller... Alex Reymond...
       PRC - Milo Manara... Carl Barks... Tove Jansson...Paolo Eleuteri etc.
	     Jim Davis...


   - Coder -

       DAL - The Spy of TSL!... Lone Starr of Spaceballs... SIM of Razor...
	     Chaos of Sanity... Zeque of Reflect... 
       PRC - I am Rocyon... Mr.Hyde and Dr. Jekyll of Andromeda...
	     Lone Starr of Spaceballs... Laxity of Kefrens ( SUXX! -RST )...

   - Magazine -

       DAL - Heavy Metal... Pelit... MikroBitti... Donald Duck... Portti...
	     Tahtivaeltaja... Regina...
       PRC - Men only mags... Penthouse... Playmen... Nothing else matters .

   - Diskmag -

       DAL - Maggy... R.A.W... EUROCHART... ETop 20... Eternal... McDisk...
	     Stolen Data... 
       PRC - Eternal ( Jeah ! Now you're talking ! ).. R.A.W... ETop 20...




   - Group -

       PRC - I am Procyon... STELLAR...
       DAL - I am not Procyon... SteLLaR...

RST : Best finnish group...

DAL : Complex... Damones... Vectra... Rebels... Stellar... Vertigo...

PRC : Unique... Vertigo... Deathstar...

RST : Name me the coolest dude in the scene...

DAL : Dalmak...

PRC : Dalmak...

RST : Dalmak ?! What greases do you use ?!

DAL : Pirkka HandRasva Erioil... 

PRC : Vitalis, Mirame, Labello, Meribase, Humektan, LV, Nivea... 
RST : Where does your name come from ?!

PRC : I am Procyon... Canis RA 7 h 36 m 7 Dekl. +5 21'; 0,4 m .
      Distance 11,3 Light Years .

DAL : From a floorball-team, which beated up the referee after match...
      C Transformed to (DALMA)K...

RST : What do you do in your free-time ?!

DAL : I sleep, I read, I talk to phone, Sometimes I go out, I play Floor-
      ball, I watch Bold and beautiful ( RIDGE is lovely )...

PRC : I am Procyon, I do nothing...

RST : What is Sex, Lies and Casettetape ?!

PRC and DAL : We made it on autumn-holiday with STROBO... 
	      It's a 60-min tape full of little bit Original humor in 
	      FINNISH language... Everyone can buy it with 15 FIM...


RST : What is Sex-Box ?!

PRC : It is a mix of diskmag, music-disk and Game... Everything will be
      done by us, THE STELLAR, and it will be released in FEBRUARY -92 !

RST : Some descriptions about about your personalities...

DAL : I am three-in-one, one-for-three...
	 
      - Dalmak 1 : Normal Dalmak, who sleeps all the time... I call him
		   EDDIE...

      - Dalmak 2 : Naistenahdistelija-Arska...

      - Dalmak 3 : Mis-understood genius ?! He is called NERO...

PRC : I am two persons... Clever Procyon and stupid Procyon... One for me, one
      for juu... I am Procyon... (But I can't control it when I can control it)

RST : What do you think about sex?!

PRC : Long, long time ago... When I was 8 years old! A cat called Misse came
      to our house... By that time we have dated continously... She has showed
      me many things... It has been a lovely relationship..

DAL : Neighbours 10 nymphomanic nymphs...

RST : Give me Stellars memberlist and functions... 

      DALMAK - Trade and organising...
      PROCYON - Code and organising...
      CHAMELEON - Code...
      KEFEUS - Code...
      MOONSHINE - Coder...
      ( DWEEZIL ) - Eating...
      INQUISITOR - Gfx...
      MANGO - Music...
      STROBO - Music, Gfx...
      SHADOW - Gfx, swapping...
      MAC - Swap...
      LOBO - Gfx...
      INDEX - Trader...

RST : This is all for this time... Tell me something to the end...
DAL : kwaak, kwaak, zubi, zubi, uga-buga, ugabuga joooooooooooo !!!!!!
      Riddle : Rastaman fucked many girlies... The result was 5 babies !
	       How many of them had a brain-damage ?!

RST : None of those little-ones on the floor have any damage... On the contary,
      I think you have a serious brain-damage ?! Hihihihuhhuhuhuhuh !

PRC : Jaa... Njaa.. Kajaiijjjaaa..
      Riddle : Kalle ate 50 kg of cement. How much did stay ?!

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RST : Thanx for answering some of the questions. Bye, my lovely friends!
      And all other Stellarers out there, I loooove your hands work...