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         STOLEN DATA PRESENTS
  
 AN INTERVIEW WITH  ELECTRA OF SCOOPEX

       BY JUDGE DROKK OF ANARCHY
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Q - HI ELECTRA, AND THANKS  FOR  TAKING
    THIS OPPERTUNITY TO BOOST YOUR SELF
    ESTEEM BY APEARING ON  THE HALLOWED
    PAGES  OF  STOLEN DATA.  NOW,  MOST 
    PEOPLE  KNOW   YOU  AS  'ELECTRA OF
    SLIPSTREAM', SO  CAN  YOU  TELL THE 
    READERS WHY   THIS   INTERVIEW   IS 
    CALLED 'AN INTERVIEW  WITH  ELECTRA
    OF SCOOPEX'?

A - WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU  COULD SAY THAT
    IT STARTED LIKE THIS. A WEEK BEFORE
    THE SIXTEEN BIT SHOW ALL HELL BROKE
    LOOSE  (WHICH  PROBABLY MEANS NOMAD 
    AND I DID SOMETHING FOR  A CHANGE!)
    AND BECAUSE OF  THIS  AN OFFER  FOR
    NOMAD TO JOIN  SCOOPEX WAS MADE. SO
    AFTER SOME  CONSIDERATION, LOADS OF
    SLEEPLESS  NIGHTS  AND  HUNDREDS OF
    PHONECALLS LATER WE JOINED.

Q - DID  YOU   MAKE   ANY   ENEMYS   IN 
    IN SLIPSTREAM WHEN  YOU  LEFT,  DID
    THEY DESPISE  YOU   AND  THE  OTHER
    GUYS  THAT  LEFT  FOR  TAKING  AWAY 
    90  PERCENT  OF  THE  GROUPS OUTPUT
    AND PUTING IT IN ANOTHER GROUP?

A - I   DIDN'T   PERSONALLY  LOOSE  ANY
    FRIENDS FROM THE SPLIT. IT'S JUST A
    SHAME IT HAD TO HAPPEN WITHOUT THEM
    HAVING MUCH NOTICE.  BUT THEN AGAIN
    THEY WILL  PROBABLY  GET ON  BETTER
    WITH A SMALLER GROUP. I  MUST ADMIT
    THAT AS  A GROUP  GETS BIGGER SO DO 
    THE PROBLEMS (OUR END OF SLIPSTREAM
    AT LEAST ANYWAY ).

Q - WHAT  ACTUALY   BROUGHT  ABOUT  THE 
    'BIG SPLIT',  DID   THE   BOYS FROM
    SUNNY   BORNMOUTH   DISPLEASE   YOU
    IN  SOME   WHAY   AND   YOU THOUGHT
    YOU   COULD   DO  BETTER   OR   DID 
    SCOOPEX JUST OFFER  YOU  ALL  HARD-
    DRIVES AND A PC ENGINE WITH CD ROM?

A - THE REASON WHY WE LEFT FOR  SCOOPEX 
    IS  THAT  PAUL OF  SLIPSTREAMS FEET
    WERE  SO  SMELLY WE  HAD JUST ABOUT
    HAD  ENOUGH!!  HEHEHEHE!!   NO, THE
    



    REAL REASON WAS  THAT THEY PROMISED
    US THE  CHANCE TO  SUPPLY  US  WITH 
    LOTS   OF   ORIGINALS   TO   CRACK, 
    BECAUSE NOMAD AND I ENJOY CRACKING.
    EVEN SO, IF  ANY MEMBER  OF SCOOPEX
    IS READING AND WOULD LIKE  TO  MAKE
    OFFER  OF  HARD-DRIVES,  PC-ENGINES
    ETC.. I AM SURE NOBODY WOULD REFUSE
    (MINES A HARD-DRIVE PLEASE, BEG,BEG
    BEG , GROVEL GROVEL!! (HEHEHEHEHE!)

Q - ARE  YOU  A  TRUE  BELEIVER  IN THE
    MEANING  OF   THE  WORD   'SCOOPEX'  
    (FOR   THOSE   WHO  DONT   KNOW, IT
    MEANS SEX-COOP)

A - NO COMMENT!,  OKAY,   ALRIGHT   I'M
    COMING  BACK  TO  BED IN  A  MINUTE 
    GIRLS!!!!' OOOOPPPS,   SORRY   DONT
    PUBLISH THAT.  I'VE GOT  A CONTRACT
    WITH THE SUNDAY SPORT...   I'LL  BE
    ON THE  FRONT  PAGE  (MAN FUCKS 100
    GIRLS AT BREAKFAST TIME, I  BET  HE
    HAS HAD HIS WEETABIX.

Q - EVERYBODY    KNOWS   THAT   YOUR  A 
    'TRAINER', BUT  YOUR ALSO A  CODER,
    MUSICIAN, AN   ARTIST  AND  YOU CAN 
    CRACK A BIT TOO, SO WHEN DO YOU GET


    TIME FOR THE OTHER  THINGS IN LIFE, 
    LIKE BEER, FOOD, SEX & WANK MAGS?

A - HEEEEEEEYYYY, YOUR JUST LUCKY I GET
    TIME TO DO THE TRAINING,, MUSIC ETC
    THAT I DO GET ROUND TO WITH A  BUSY
    SOCIAL  LIFE  LIKE  MINE. I  MEAN I
    MUST BE THE ONLY  PERSON  THAT  HAS
    CAUGHT AIDS SEVEN TIMES OF  SEVERAL
    WOMEN. AND TO BE HONEST I DONT NEED 
    TO  PLEASE   MYSELF   FROM  UTTERLY
    BORING    METHODS     LIKE    DIRTY
    MAGAZINES. I MEAN,  DOING  A  CRACK 
    REALLY  TURN S ME  ON!!  HEHEHEHE!!
Q - WHAT IS THE  THING  THAT APEALS  TO 
    YOU MOST  ABOUT  THE AMIGA   SCENE? 
    I MEAN, THERE ARE HARDLY  ANY BIRDS
    TO SPEAK  OF, AND  WHAT  THERE  ARE
    PROBABLY  WEAR  'HITLER SPECS'  AND
    HAVE 'FA CUP' EARS!

A - FIRST THINGS FIRST(WELL THIS IS THE
    USUAL RUN OF THINGS) I  DON'T  CARE
    WHAT YOUR LADY FRIEND  LOOKS  LIKE,
    YOU CAN KEEP HER. IM NOT INTO GIRLS
    WITH BEARDS!! THE THING THAT  REALY
    APEALS TO ME  IS THE CHANCE TO READ
    THROUGH THE COLUMNS OF STOLEN  DATA 
    AND LAUGH AT DA SPEELING MISHTAKEZ.


    IT   MAKEZ    MI    LARF   ALORT...
    HEEEEEEYHEEEYHEEEYA..

Q - HOW DO YOU GET ON  WITH 'NOMAD', IS
    HIS   EVER   CHANGING   'HANDLE', A 
    REFLECTION OF HIS  PERSONALITY, AND
    IS IT TRUE WHAT IT SAID  ABOUT  YOU 
    AND HE IN THE SUN LAST WEEK?

A - I SUPPOSE  OLD NOMAD  AND  I GET ON 
    OKAY,IT'S JUST THAT THE FRONT  PAGE
    FEATURE IN  THE SUN  WAS  WRONG  AS 
    USUAL.  IT SHOULD HAVE READ........
    `TWO YOUNG MEN TO DAY  WERE  CAUGHT
    BY  THE  POLICE  AFTER   DOING   AN
    INCREDIBLE SPEED DOWN THE M.42 LAST
    NIGHT.   WHEN    QUESTIONED   NOMAD
    REPLIED..WELL, I JUST WANTED TO SEE
    HOW FAST ME OLD CAR COULD  GO..  TO
    WHICH THE POLICE ANSWERED, YES, BUT
    HOW  MANY  TURBO   CHARGED  PLASTIC 
    PIGS DO YOU SEE  DOING 140 MPH....' 
    (HEHEHEHE HI NOMAD, MATE!!!)

Q - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE BRITISH
    SCENE COMPARED WITH  OUR  WORLDWIDE
    COUNTERPARTS?, DO YOU  THINK WE CAN
    KEEP UP  WITH THE  PACE OR  ARE  WE
    BEING LEFT BEHIND IN ANY WAY?



A - I THINK THAT IF A GROUP IS PREPARED
    TO PUT IN THE BIT OF EFFORT THAT IS
    NEEDED THEN WE  WILL KEEP  UP  JUST
    FINE. EVEN MORE SO AS MORE AND MORE
    GROUPS ARE GETTING MODEMS NOW..

Q - NOW ONE OF THOSE  BORING  QUESTIONS
    EVERYBODY ASKS.. WHO IN YOU OPINION
    ARE THE TOP  FIVE  GROUPS (CRACKING
    OR OTHERWISE) IN THE UK?..  AND I'D
    ALSO  LIKE   TO   KNOW   WHO   YOUR 
    FAVOURITE  FIVE  WORLDWIDE  CODERS, 
    MUSICIANS   AND   ARTISTS ARE...

A - PLEASE  NOTE THAT  THESE   ARE  ALL
    MY OPINIONS AND  ARE  NOT  DESIGNED
    TO OFFEND IN ANY WAY.

    TOP FIVE GROUPS....
             1 - US - SCOOPEX
             2 - ORACLE UK
             3 - ANARCHY (DO I HAVE TO)
             4 - ACIDFORCE
             5 - SLIPSTREAM

    I PERSONALLY  WOULD NOT  REALLY  BE
    PREPARED TO  JUDGE  INDIVIDUALS FOR
    THERE   EFFORTS   AT  MUSIC, ETC...
    HOWEVER IN MY OPINION THESE  GROUPS

    SURE HAVE THERE ACT TOGETHER  DEMO-
    WISE...  R.S.I.,   SCOOPEX FINLAND,
    CULT,  FLASH PRODUCTION,   KEFRENS,
    ETC...

Q - CAN YOU TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR
    DAILY ROUTINE  AND  HOW  THE  AMIGA 
    SCENE AFECTS EVERYDAY  LIFE  IN THE 
    ELECTRA HOUSEHOLD?

A - WELL, FIRST THING  IN THE MORNING I
    WAKE UP, HAVE A  JUMP WITH THE TART
    I PICKED UP LAST  NIGHT,  AND  THEN
    GET UP. AFTER THE CHIT-CHAT AT THE
    BREAKFAST  TABLE I GET DRESSED (HOW
    BORING)  THEN I GO TO  THE  NEAREST
    SCHOOL  TO DO A BIT  OF CHILD PORN.
    THEN I  GO ROUND TO  VARIOUS  GIRLS
    HOMES.  AT TWO IN THE MORNING AFTER
    MY MIDNIGHT HAUNT AS A WEREWOLF IN
    THE PARK  I COME  HOME,  SWITCH  ON 
    THE OLD  AMIGA  FOR AN  HOUR OR SO.
    AS YOU CAN  SEE ITS A NORMAL COMMON
    ROUTINE USED BY ALL   AMIGA  OWNERS
    ALIKE.NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT MY DAY.

Q - WELL  THAT   ABOUT  WRAPS  UP  THIS
    INTERVIEW, IS THERE ANYTHING  YOU'D


    LIKE TO  ADD  BEFORE  WE  END  THIS 
    INTERVIEW? (YOU  CAN TURN  OFF  NOW
    READERS, HE'S GOING TO  TALK  SHIT!
   ..JD).

A - FIRSTLY I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT IF
    I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN I WILL RIP OFF
    YOUR HEAD AND USE  IT AS A  BOWLING
    BALL. NEXT IS A FEW HELLOS.. HI TO-
    NOMAD,  NICK,  YOYO,   INFILTRATOR,
    JAY,   VINCE,    SCOOTER,   SPRITZ,
    JROK(HI!),  ADS,  ALL   MEMBERS  OF
    SCOOPEX WORLDWIDE, POWERCUT(YOU FAT
    SLAG), COMRADE J,  BAZ  N  DRAC  OF
    MIRAGE UK, AND  TO  EVERYBODY  ELSE 
    EXCEPT JUDGE DROKK! OKAY, NOW ABOUT
    NOMADS   PLASTIC  PIG..  WELL   FOR
    PEOPLE    THAT    DONT    KNOW,   A
    PLASTIC PIG IS A RELIANT ROBIN! AND
    GUESS WHAT?  NOMAD HAS SPRAYED  HIS
    BRIGHT PINK WITH A GREEN GO  FASTER
    STRIP E DOWN  THE  SIDES, IT  LOOKS 
    REAL COOL WITH THE WIDE  WHEELS  ON
    THE BACK AND THE ROVER V8 ENGINE IN
    THE BOOT. IN FACT I  FIND  IT  THAT
    GOOD THAT I AM GOING  TO   DIGITIZE 
    THE BLACK CLOUD  IT  PUFFS OUT  THE
    BACK WHILST GOING ALONG,  AND  WILL

    USE THEM IN A NEW INTRO. HEHEHEHE!!
    NO  OFFENCE  MATE,   YOU   TART!!!!
    P.S. EVEN THOUGH I LEFT  SLIPSTREAM
    BECAUSE PAULS FEET SMELT SO BAD,  I
    CAN STILL SMELL THEM,  CHANGE  YOUR
    SOCKS YA LAMER...HEHEHEHE!! BYE!!!!

    DROKK SAYS...
                 FIRSTLY, DONT THREATEN
    ME, IVE GOT 60 MILLION STOLEN  DATA
    READERS AS WHITNESES,  SECOLDLY  MY 
    SPRELLINHG  IZ  IMPROOVIN  ORL  THE
    TIME, SO DONT  TAKE  THE  PISS, AND 
    THIRDLY,  WHATS UP WITH   A   ROBIN
    RELIANT, I HAVE A   GREEN  'T'  REG 
    SUPER ROBIN 850, AND ITS  NEVER LET
    ME DOWN!                    THE END
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