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Interview with The Kid of Rebels SF conducted by ShockWave/Cytax GB
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Interview was made at Meegosh's place..... same date as before
SW: Ok... Introduce yourself, age, role, hardware etc
KD: Well, I'm The Kid of Rebels and my age is 17. I'm a musician as well as
    a gfx artist and my hardware consists of A500 & 1Meg, drive, modem
    (slooooow 2400!) Sound Sampler, 1084S and now't else!
SW: Great! A typical Amiga setup I think! Do you have many COOL friends in
    groups around Finland or the world etc???
KD: Yep... many. Turtle/Frantic, almost all of Rebels (except Rebels Sweden!)
    The Silents (I met them at the shit anal party!)
    (SW: The comment about Rebels Sweden is a joke guys!!)
SW: Have you ever been in trouble with the police???

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KD: Not with the computers (now where have I heard that before??) but for
    driving WITHOUT a license!
SW: How long have you been on the Amiga scene??
KD: Well, first off I started in a group called the Mega Monsters, and it was
    a REAL lame group. Then Meegosh and Willow started a group called The
    Finnish Werewolfs (?) This was about 2 years ago. (Quite recent then!)
    The Finnish Werewolfs got internal problems with the department in Turku,
    and we split up! Meegosh and Willow planned to start a new group 'Effex'
    After they founded the crew I joined. We even released some demos!
    Then I left Effex 'cos it died (1 yr ago) and I formed a new group called
    Medley. Willow and Meegosh joined. Then we finally joined Rebels!
SW: Do you get on well with Meegosh and Willow, as well as the other guys in
    Rebels???
KD: Sure. Yep..of course!
SW: Do you go to a lot of parties or non-Amiga parties?

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KD: If I have money I go to Amiga conferences, and non-Amiga parties I go to
    almost all weekends!
SW: What are your plans in the future?
KD: To get married and...... no not really! I shall give away some of my tunes
    to other groups because we have no use for them (as Heatbeat seems to do
    ALL our music!) Maybe I will arrange a small party for all sometime soon.
    I shall try to make BETTER gfx and music (If that's possible!) too..
SW: What do you think of the girls around Finland???
     Do they compare to Sweden or England (Barf!) How about the
    U.S.A???
KD: Finnish girls are sometimes good looking, but if they ARE good looking they
    are more than likely pretty stupid also! You can't compare then with any
    where as they are too abnormal (?) 'Sweden has much better looking girls
    than here' (SW: Yep.. well. The girls round here OK to me!! hehe!)
SW: Do you plan to come to England or go abroad anywhere soon?

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KD: Maybe next year I will go to England for a language course (EF student as
    we know well on the Isle of Wight!) I will (Perhaps) go to Sweden to our
    own party (of course!) to meet all the other guys and get kicked by Rebels
    Sweden!
    (At this moment Meegosh and The Kid are fighting over the Amiga cos the
     mouse isn't working! They reckon they can fix it! They give up!)
SW: What kinda music do you like to listen to?
KD: I like to listen to ALMOST anything, Enigma, Dr.Alban and stuff like that!
SW: Hey! At least you got better music taste than Thunor/Cytax! How about
    movies? What kind of movies do you watch??
KD: I like getting SHIT scared by watching Horror movies and of course Love
    stories! (Hey! Is this guy weird???) Action Movies, and funny films are
    cool too..
SW: What is the worst/most stupid/funniest thing you have done in your life??
KD: The worst thing is when I was born!?!? The most stupid thing must be

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    when I got totally drunk and ended up sleeping in the snow in a T-shirt
    for a few hours. They put me in a sledge and took me to the taxi station!
    The taxi driver refused to take me in the taxi until after 30 mins my
    friends managed to convince him to take me home. Then when I got home
    my neighbour carried me inside the house!
    The funniest thing I have ever done is noticing that there was toilet
    paper in the toilet! (Yep... weird guy!)
    KD: On the subject of toilets, today I heard that a girl got stuck in
        a toilet for about 4-5 hours! Her parents rescued her by taking the
        door off!!!!
SW: Hey..wow.. cool story. Where's my acid man!! What made you choose that
    hair style???
KD: Hey! Come on man! Gimme a break! You should have seen my hair before!!!
SW: What do you think of the English people (I mean, after meeting me, there
    must be some criticisms!!!) (And remember, any BAAAD words and I send

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    the lads round!!!)
KD: Well, I think English people are ok! Sometimes, if they come from Wales
    or Scotland/Ireland (Ireland???? Waaaaaaahahaha.. I don't understand
    them either!!!) I don't understand what they say at all! They are also
    coool.. (Yep...well. You have to be to live in England!!)
SW: What do you think about the Shit (hot?) scene of today????
KD: I think it is getting better, now, as about 1 year ago, there were about
    12 lamer groups, and now there is/are only 11! No... In the whole I think
    it is getting better, as there are NO more BIG wars going on, e.g. Storm
    and Red Sector... Quartex & Paranoimia... etc.
SW: Well...Thanks for the interview New Kiddy on the block! (Meegosh said that!)


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Totally stupid interview with The new Kid on the block and Meegosh!

SW: What color socks do you wear?????
MG: Well, they are sometimes white. They have been but now they are a brown
    color!!!
KD: White...of course! I'm the cleanest in the group!
SW: What would you say if I said there was a pink banana flying past the window?
MG: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr. That's normal when you use LSD!
KD: Errrrr. I would say nothing, as I don't have my glasses on... Hey where is
    the basket ball MG???
SW: Do you get pocket money????? If so how much???
MG: No, I stick to yellow flowers! (?)
KD: Flower power rules the day!
SW: Er...yep. well. Enough of that for now. While the guys recover!


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The Kid/Meegosh have decided to ask ME questions! So excuse me while I go and
hide in the nearest corner..............
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MG & KD: Why are you Interailing now???
SW: Because I had a lot of money to waste! No... I came 'cos the Isle of Wight
    is a shit hole and I got sick of the lamers.. (hint:101/MF)
MG & KD: What shoes do you wear??
SW: Errr. Well. Quaser at the moment, bought in the Sports shop in Ryde!
    They are kinda boots, and they are the only things that'll fit me!
    (Size 48, 12 in UK)
MG & KD: Where did you get that shit your wearing on your head?? (A CAP!)
SW: I bought it on a ferry going across the Channel to France! It cost 150
    and says P & O European Ferries on the front!


MG & KD: Give us the number of your former or present girl friend!
SW: No way man! You would NOT want it BELIEVE ME!
      (You can tell that these guys have never interviewed anybody!!!)
MG & KD: Why do you always save this text?
SW: Careful! I have seen the mess Meegosh's machine is in!!
MG & KD: How do you like Finland???
SW: Well. Give me Finland anyday when compared with the Isle of Shit in
    England! 1) The Girls here are great! 2) The beer here is great and
    doesn't taste of shit (much!) 3) Rebels SF are here!
MG & KD: Do you want to walk my dog???
SW: Is this a trick question or what????
MG & KD: Do you know any cool guys???
SW: Ok.. I know Ipec Elite (they are ok!) Tip/Phenomena, Jake/Rebels
    Anthrox (UK, Sweden) LBR/Axis, 911/Desire, T.I.W/SAE!! etctec
MG & KD: Tell us a short version of your trip so far!


SW: Ok... well. I left England on 30th March and since then I have been to
    France, Switzerland, Germany, Spain, Portugal, Denmark, Sweden, and
    lastly Finland! Next stop is Holland, and maybe Italy before my card
    runs out on June 1st! Then I have to get back to England FULL fare on
    the ferry & trains from Harwich!
MG & KD: What is your most favorite Computer mag/Normal mag?
SW: Ok... I guess ICE HAS to be THE best, as it's beating Stolen Data!
    (Never mind Anarchy!) but magazine??? er...Any Swedish or Finnish
    hard core porn magazine will do!
MG & KD: Well, thanks for interviewing us, and hope you put this in your
         mag just for a laff!!
SW: Ok..great! Makes a change doesn't it! Anybody wanna be interviewed by ME?
    If so..... send a stamped addressed envelope to ShockWave/Cytax care of
    the GPO! (and DONT mark it on the back saying 'WARNING: LETTERBOMB!')
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