(C)1991 by Brian Postma J.v.Hartenstraat 51 7576 VX Oldenzaal Holland Tel:05410-14763 



The SoundMon Player Routine V2.2 (C)1988 By Brian Postma J.v.Hartenstraat 51 7576VX Oldenzaal (NL) Tel:05410-14763  



GOOD MOURNING, AND WELCOME TO THE 'RAP IS CRAP' MUSICDEMO, WHICH IS THE SEQUEL TO THE MOST RIPPED MUSICDEMO EVER, THE 'EXPRESSIONS' MUSIC DEMO ... THE RELEASE DATE OF THIS DEMO IS 30 MARCH 1991 ... THIS NICE LOADER MUSIC IS CALLED 'FLASH' AND IS BASED UPON THE 'BALLGAME' MUSIC FROM THE MOVIE 'FLASH GORDON' (MUSIC BY QUEEN) ... OK, THIS IS A LONG ENOUGH TEXT FOR THE LOADER, SINCE NOBODY WILL READ THIS (AND PROBABLY ALSO CANNOT) I WILL SPILL NO MORE WORDS IN THIS TEXT ... BUT STILL, IF YOU LIKE TO READ SCROLLERS ... CATCH THE ONE IN THE MAIN PART ... ENJOY YOURSELVES, AND WE HOPE YOU LIKE THIS DEMO ...... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... RESTART ... 



            HI AND WELCOME AGAIN (YIPPIE) (OH NO, NOT AGAIN ! CUT THIS CRAP !!) ... BEFORE WE START WITH THE REAL MESSAGES HERE IS SOME SHIT YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW (???) ... FIRST : THE NAMES OF THE SUKKELS THAT CREATED THIS PROGGY ... ALL CODING BY BRIAN 'EXODUS' POSTMA ... ALL MUSIX BY SEBASTIAAN 'ZZZAX' LENTFERT ... THIS FONTJE BY JURGEN 'AXILLA (THE HUN)' BIG POINT ... AND FINALLY ALL OTHER GFX BY ROY 'TANKARD' TANCK ... I GUESS YOU ARE ALL DYING TO CONTACT US SO, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT WRITE TO : P.O.BOX 367, 7570 AJ OLDENZAAL, HOLLAND (NO ILLEGAL STUFF PLEASE !!) ... TODAY IS 29 MARCH 1991 AND I'M GIVING THE PROGRAM A FINAL TOUCH BEFORE IT'S FINISHED, AND WILL BE RELEASED TOMORROW THE 30TH OF MARCH ... AND THERE IS MORE ... THIS PROGRAM WAS CREATED OVER A PERIOD OF SOME AND ALSO SEVERAL DAYS AND THE TOTAL TIME NEEDED TO CODE, COMPACT, AND PUT IT ON THE DISKS IS APPROXIMATELY (NICE WORD ISN'T IT) 50 HOURS, WHICH IS A NEW PERSONAL RECORD (YEAH, APPLAUSE PLEASE) SINCE I MOSTLY SPEND NO MORE THAN 3 HOURS ON ONE PRODUCTION ... OK, WHAT ELSE IS NEW ?? OH YES, THE NAME OF THIS DEMO IS 'RAP IS CRAP' (SORRY ERIK, BUT THAT'S JUST THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT IT) AND THIS TITLE CONTAINS MORE TRUTH THAN THE ENTIRE BIBLE (IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY OUR LACK OF RESPECT FOR THE GODS, THANKS !! YOU MADE MY FUCKIN' DAY (OOPS, SORRY RON BUT SOMETIMES IT JUST COMES OVER ME)) ... HEY YOU IDIOTS FROM RED SECTOR, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH USING MY (COPYRIGHTED) REPLAYER IN YOUR LAME DEMOMAKER, WE ARE NOT FINISHED WITH THIS YET, YOU'LL HEAR FROM ME (OR AT LEAST DATA BECKER WILL) ... AND NOW WHEN WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS, EVEN WHEN THIS DEMO MIGHT BE MORE OR LESS P.D WE DON'T ALLOW ANYBODY TO USE THIS MUSICS OR ANY OF THE ROUTINES ON THIS DISKS FOR ANY COMMERCIAL WORK ALSO WE DON'T ALLOW ANY SPREADING THROUGH P.D LIBRARIES WITHOUT OUR WRITTEN PERMISSION (BE WARNED AND BE PREPARED FOR THE UTMOST SUFFERING IF YOU DARE TO SPREAD THIS ANYWAY) ... STRAIGHT INTO PARADISE WE GO WITH SOME MORE STUPID SCROLLTEXT ... YEAH A SMALL CHANGE OF SCENE, WE WENT TO SEB'S PLACE AND IT'S NOW 23:30 AND WE'RE HAVING SOME (WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOME ?? I MEAN A LOT !!) GROLSCH BEER AND A BAG FULL OF CRISPY CHIPS (YOU KNOW, THE KIND YOU FIND IN ATARI ST COMPUTER BAKKELS) ... NA JA, IK VIN' DE CHIPS WA LEKKER ... MAAR HELAAS, DE TOET'N IS BIJNA LEUG ... HMM, ALLRIGHT, OK, AFTER THE SUCCESS OF OUR FIRST MUSIC DEMO (WHICH EVEN SUPRISED US) WE DECIDED TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE BUT THIS TIME WITH SOME LONGER SONGS (FOR WHICH I COULD NOT FIND ANY OTHER USE, EXCEPT THEN TO PUT THEM IN SOME KIND OF FUCKIN' MUSICDEMO) BUT STILL WE WON'T FORGET OUR ROOTS AND YOU'LL ALSO FIND SOME SHORT SONGS ON THIS DISKS ... RIGHT NOW, BRIAN IS SPILLING SOME BEER ABOUT HIS SWEATER (HE MUST BE REALLY REALLY DRUNK) ... (SHORT BREAK WHILE SEB IS WETTING HIS PANTS) ... SEB SAYS ... I NEED ANOTHER BEER, COZ MOST OF THE PREVIOUS ONES LEFT MY BODY AND NOW FILLS MY PANTS (CAN'T YOU SMELL IT, JUST HANG ON AND YOU JUST MIGHT) ... OH NO, SEB'S BROTHER IS ENTERING THE ROOM, AND HE'S CARRYING HIS CHAINSAW (OH NEE HE, WAT AFGEZAAGD (VAT JE 'M,  DIT WAS EEN WOORDSPELING)) ... BIER HER, BIER HER, ODER WIR FALLEN UM (HI BIO, REMEMBER 'UM') ... BEFORE AND BE-AFTER WE CONTINUE HERE ARE OUR GREETINGS AND GUTEN-TAGS : KANKER TERING HALLO'S TOO : YAMAMOTO/INNER CITY (HI FRANK, GONNA VISIT US SOME DAY OR WHAT), SONJA BAREND (BEND OVER AND SHOW ME YOUR BEARD), MARTYN BROWN (DOES ALLISON HAVE A BEARD ?? CHEERS PAL/NTSC :-), BIONOMIX (WHAT DID YOU DO WITH YOUR BEARD ??), RON FONTEINE, TLT/EDACIOUS, QUESTOR, A.S.P, STORMS, BIGNONIA, CELTIC, KEFFRENS, DECAY, ZERO DEFECTS, ECHO, SMASH, DYNAX, R.A.F, BYTE BUSTERS, CONTRAST, VISION AND ALL OUR OTHER CONTACTS I MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN ...  I ALSO WISH TO GREET ALL OUR MEMBERS EXCEPT SEB AND I, THEY ARE : SOFTRUNNER, LARD, TATTOO, THE NURD, BIRDSOFT, MR.SPEEDY, RED PEARL, AXILLA, ARTFIX, CHEESE, TEC, CRUSH, UNIVERSAL, TANKARD, MR.SOUNDWAVE, PREDATOR ... IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER BEER(D) ... HEY WHAT'S THAT NOISE, DAMN I BELIEVE SEB'S THROWING UP OVER HIS PANTS, WELL THE COLOURS LOOK MIGHTY PRETTY, HEY ZZZEB WHAT DID YOU EAT TODAY, I REALLY ADMIRE THAT RED GLOW ON YOUR VOMIT ... WELL I TOLD YOU I CAN MAKE VOMIT LIKE NO OTHER MAN CAN (READ MUSIC DEMO 1 SCROLL) ... DO YOU KNOW THAT TODAY (29-3) IS MY MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY, AND IF YOU WANT TO MAKE HER HAPPY THEN YOU SHOULD SEND LOTS (AND I MEAN LOTS) OF MONEY (OR BEER) TO OUR NICE LITTLE P.O.BOX, AND IF YOU THINK THAT WE ARE REALLY COOL GUYS, THEN YOU ARE AN IDIOT, BUT YOU MAY STILL SEND US YOUR MONEY ... ALL THE MONEY WILL OF COURSE BE WELL INVESTED IN SOME NEW PANTS FOR SEB ... HMM, I THINK WE ARE PROBABLY THE WORST SCROLLTEXT WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, BUT WE STILL ARE THE FUCKING BEST IN SPREADING ROTTEN SMELLS (WELL HOW ABOUT A GOOD BEER-FART ??) ... IT'S GETTING REALLY LATE NOW, AND BECOZ I ALSO HAVE SOME OTHER THINGS TO DO ... GROETEN EN TOT ZIENS ... SEE YOU ALL IN OUR NEXT (MUSIC) DEMO ... BYE ...