bom  bappa  boom  boom  tish tish!!!!!!!!!   put that amigadisk back in!! scratch scratch   aacciiiiiiiiiiiid    let's work   aiaii!!!!!   aaaiau   house house!!!!!!!     sorry sorry!!!!!!!!   you see, i've just been in cyprus and all i heard on the discos there was   aacciiiiiiiid!!  it's ok to dance to, but to listen to it!!!  that drives me nuts!!!!     by the way i'm   e m i !!!    first of all i will tell you witch (forhekser du musikken du liker%%%%%  ed.) i think is the best music maker on amiga$  first of all dr.awsome   2nd fred   3rd pocketblaster    oh sorry!!!!! i mean walkman (he! he!)............    i will now like to send greetings to all the music makers on the amiga who have their own sampler, and don't ripp instruments from other music makers who have a sampler they have paid a lot for, and used hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours!!!!!!!!! to sample new instruments!!!!!!.      ok,  i v o r y  greets will be sent later in this scroll.  now the credits for this music disk$ coding by mega   graphics mute, except the font by demon   all music by emi of course.   if any of you sitting out there has a copy of  e n a b l e  for amiga, then please give me a call  norway (0)9-86 80 03  or write to me!!  it is very important!!!   in this fucking scroll i won't mention how fucking much i hate to write scroll,  and do you know why%%%%  you don't!!!   well i'll tell you,   it's because i   c a n ' t   f i n d   a n y   w o r d s   f o r   i t ! ! ! ! !     this disk is the second music disk from me.  my 3rd disk will hopefully be realeased on our hopefully soon coming copy party!!   mega is now fucking tired of coding music disks.  the meaning was that beat vise should have been released 1-2 months ago,  but since wea absolutely wanted mega to code his first music disk (something i don't understand) beat vise was delayed that much!!!   actually i could have been sitting here writing the scroll for my 3rd disk,  all the songs are finnished!!! but c'est la vie.   if you have seen   i v o r y   mega demo, and if you've read megas scroll, you've might noticed that there is a friendly war going on between mega and wea.  well thats all the bull shitttttt!!!! for now, let's look at the group greets$     special greets goes to    abnormal, acme factories (is this some kind of a joke, where are they from%), amitech, byterapers, escape, finnish bitt bitt wizzards (which ivory never have joined), flash team, gate, horizon, it, panzerfaust (it must be some nazi), random fashion, scoopex, setrox, shades, rebel.       and now the normal greets$    ace, aceline, act, action force, actors, adducers, amnesty for anarchists (what the fuck are they doing on the amiga%), amiga duo, amigaforce, amigalords, anarchy, anonymous, antisoft, apollon, armada, ashgar, avalanche, bad dudes, barbarian, b.i.c, bigfoot(what the hell is my song doing on the greetings list), blaster, brainstormers, breakout, cartel, cascade, crime, crimson crew, crionics, crossbow, crusaders, cryptoburners, bamage inc, daylight, deathstar, digital technology, dr. d, einstein, erazor (1911%%%%), erotic (that's a word i like!!!!), errors, election, executor, freedom force, full force, ghostriders, gof'em, golden triangle, hawkeye, hawkwind, hoaxers, hobo, hurricane, insiders, irongods, iq - minus superion (superion it seems like there's someone who doesn't like you)(war%%%%), jari, jel, joy division, jurge, killers, lane 4, legion, lightfoot, lightning league, macro, maffia, mechanic, mega force, miami byte, mio (min mio), mirage international, m.o.b, mom, mr.aga, mr. hat, needle, neutral zone cracers, newings, newline, nitro a.c, no limits, northstar, overload, oversize of asia, peeker, pegaze, platoon, poe, polarbears, quackers, razor 1911, (use) reflex (in the dark), rille, rocket ranger (what's this% are we greeting a game too%%%%%%%), sanxion, savage, shadows, skytors, snc, snowman, spites, starcom, substation, sub zero, sylvester stallone (what is he doing here), tbi, team x, teamwork, triangle, tsk-crew, tst, twilight (once again my song!!), ulf no. 3, unit1, vortex, walker, warner bros, wolfman, zoko-team, zone 3, zorro.    oh my god!!!!! i fucking thought this fucking list wouldn't take any fucking end !!!!!!!!!!    this is the fucking last time i have the fucking long list in my fucking scroll!!!!! if i fucking do!!! there have to be some fucking els who write it!!!!!!   now i'm pissed of writing scroll so i fuck the fucking keyboard over to not fucking wea, have a nice day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!           shit!!    big piles of shit!!  emi is swearing because he has to write another fucking scroll (and now you gotta stop repeating dr. awsome's scrollers -ed), and now emi gets down on his knees praying to sein gott (that' s me, i suppose), because i help him with writing scrolls. and while emi is having a great time fucking (hey!!   emi!!!   soon finished with that lady%  i want to fuck too!!!!!) i write a scroller. (emi answered with aaaah oooh   wonderful!!)    well, have you ever read any scrollers by the cracker or walkman%%%   their english seems perfect when compared too herm..  sorry emi's english.   and now i gotta find another theme because emi wouldn't like a lot of shit-talk about himself in his own scroller.    great music anyway, emi!   (you have improved a lot since last autumn.  all readers should be happy that they never got to hear emi theme 1.)   well, i can't understand why every fucking (and not fucking) musazian except me hates writing scrollers.  it's cool, man!   well, emi hasn't even put in a joke in this scroller it's too fucking bad!!!    now some norwegian.   her kommer reklamen:   ajax!!   saa mild at du kan vaske haaret saa ofte som du vil!  (oops i think i'm out of norwegian training!)  well, emi forgot to say that there is a lamer-protection on this disk.  if you think that his music is great (pure optimism..), then you should contact him, you'll find his adress by smashing escape (not too much power, you should check out the keyz on my breadbox!).  well, since this is a emi-disk and not a wea-disk (that one is coming soon too - if infection doesn't change his mind more than 345 times.)  (he has.... -mega (ed.) 1 month later)  i think i'd better stop writing now.  i think (hope) emi's songs are so short that we have entertained you most of the time. (mine are longer, so i'll write a real looooong one there.)   now emi wants the laast voerd (some emi-english)      hi this is emi again!!!!!!!!!  and this time i'm      oh be quiet wea !!!!!   jesus i've never heard anyone fuck so loud as wea!!!  no wonder i write bad english in this noize!!!  what i wanted to tell is that instead of writing bullshittt!!!!! i say it or shit it out !!!!!   yes out back!!!!!! by the way the meaning was that i should have the last word in this beat scroll but that's only my opinion!!!!! but at this time mega is in london so if i know that guy !!!!! he probably jumps in and writes some really nasty things !!!! don't get too exited because i don't know. just know i and my self are listening to pocketblasters (walkman) music on a cassett wea has recorded so he can be on his room and listen to it. jesus what am i doing sitting here and enjoing writing scroll!!!!! wea i blame it on you !! i must have been brainwashed!!! yes i can feel it!!! yes and now i see the light ohhhhhhhhhh i've been hit by the bad ugly dangerously fjompe dompe dustete writing virus !!!! where is the virus killer!!!! what kind of shit music is this %%%%%%%%% music%%%%% oh sorry if you don't understand but i am just talking about the iq- music (comp) wea has recorded on his cassette!!!! now it's gone now it's dr.awsome my favorite this is music for my ears!!!!! well i think i will go and fuck a little more!!!! wea i guess you will write some more bullshittt!!!! now if i know you well   have a nice day!!!!!                 well, i would rather say night.  the time is now 23.10 (a perfect time for scrollwriting)  (-ed.  it is four hours too early, duddeliattendei!!), and i am listening to time traveller's great muzak, well now i seek another tt-tune, this one is called crime time, and is of course great too (even if the instruments are megagigaterrafucking old.)  hey!!  emi!!  shut up!!!   well, i suppose he is quite horny after typing in all that lousy scrolltext.   he is a pervert you know!!   now i listen to some greeeaaaat muzak and emi is pointing with a knife against my dick, becuz i called him perverted.  hey emi, you are not perverted at all!!!!  i'd rather call you antisexual!!  well, the greeeeaaaat muzak, you may wonder who made it, and i say it's me (who else). now emi has got both a sword and a revolver, so guess i shouldn't write any more dirty comments about his sex-life.  sorry!!   i won't comment anything more on the muzak, becuz it's all made by the best musician in norway (no!!  not time traveller, dr.awsome or pocket blaster alias walkman, wea of course!!!  i love digging myself!!!!)  now was (not was) are saying boom boom akka lakka lakka boom, and i'm getting tired and sick of listening to the bad samples (they are so cool i had to use'em anyway!!)   now i listen to some breadbox-muzak (made on the amiga by me, all samples by mega), emi goes to the next song. emi complains about my self-digging and is threatening with getting his sword and revolver (even a gun) if i don't stop, and even (no, you caaaaaan't do that to me) says he is going to blow the fuse (his speciality).   jeg er laban jeg er seig alle mennesker liker meg.  uh, sorry i just listen to the tape!!   well, the song i now listen to is sick, when you get my next disk, check out the tune called crazy nightmare, it's awful!!!   (but it's rather cool if you listen to it sometimes.   do you know that in his room emi has put a lot of 'emi' marks,   og du snakker om selvdigging, herrmann%%%%%%%!!!!!!!!   now i listen to some emi muzak, and emi himself is sky high digging his alfamegaterragigagreat (his opinion) muzak. the song is called travelling around and is included both on this disk and the ivory megademo.  we are now listening to a tape recorded by emi in his own studio (analog version.)  and we are now listening to ...   who else than dr.awsome of crusaders.  (hey, emi!  remember that god's (if he exists at all) name is  n o t  bjorn arild lynne)  the song is called eagle and is from his disk audio x (my favourites on that disk are the charset and the equalizers.)  yet another awf.. awsome song.  and this one is quite cool (nite flite), but what the hell is the instrument strings1 doing in a 1989-song%%%  have you checked out the titles on this disk, the worst thing emi knows about (except writing scrollers) is putting titles on his songs, but the disk would be quite boring if every fucking tune was named 'emi theme'..  now emi is going right back to the beginning of the tape.  wonder what he starts the tape with..  (eeeyy this is just like writing a partyscroller!)    why did i wonder at all%%%  of course it's a song by dr.awsome. this one is called last summer, and, by the way, i have made a great version of that song. watch out for an ivory-demo called dr.awful in the next lamer-competition arranged on a copy-party.  o.k., the song now playing is not made by dr.awsome, but i know that it's one of his favourites (teardrops by random access), and the song now playing is made by freedom force, i like the indian singing on this song (it's from the last part of the ff-megademo)     t i e d   u p      t i e d   u p !!   this reminds of the party in spydeberg. (emi pumps up the volume to make the spydeberg-feeling even more intence.)  another spydeberg-track, this isn't my day, composed by beranek, and soundtracked by dr.emi-idol..   well, this is not emi-idol, it's emi with the best tune he has ever made, watch out for the next demo coded by mega, there you'll hear it..).  hey!  this sound like daryl braithwaite, but it's just another emi-tune (his next disk will be quite good. look forward to it!) well, i suppose that emi has finished fucking and is ready for shiting more bull.   is that o.k., emi%       well i suppose so!! i don't know what to write so i write that i don't know what to write after all i'd like to have the final word on my disk!!!!! if i shall be honest with you i don't have any more shit inside me to write!!!!!!  if mega interrupts now and writes, this will be a long scroll !!!!!         have a nice day!!!!!                 and i hope that i don't have to write anything more on this scroll to get the last word, because i'm so tired in my brain, tired of writing all but nothing!!  (wea says he is sure that mega will continue and ruin the whole thing!!!!)    have a nice day!!!!!               because i will not get a nice day if mega interrupts and writes more on this scroll!!!!!!    have a nice day!!!!!!             mega i beg you don't interrupt my scroll!!!!   have a nice day!!!!!!             and if you do interrupt i hope that you don't have a nice day!!!!   have a nice day!!!!!! for the last time     have a nice day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........       dam dam di duddeli dei!   you won't have a nice day, emi!!    here the miracle is!!!   mega of ivory!   hope you don't mind having a bad day!!  well, what the hell am i doing in this scroller anyway%%%   emi and wea (those fjompefjottenissers!) fooled me to write in this scroll!!   right now i'm listening to a great hubba bubbard soundtrack!   populous!!!  great!!!   some minutes ago i listened to the great songs called  spellbound and thrust!!!  i love 64 music!!!!    so, i've been in london recently, and i will tell you about some interesting things i saw there.....    i had planned to buy a lot of blank disks, but they did not sell such things!!!!     all the computer shops sold was   o r i g i n a l  g a m e s !!!!!   and most games were for the lamari st!!!  amiga was just hidden away in a dark corner of the shops.    have you ever heard 64 music being blasted out of a 260 watts home blaster%%%   i have....   i'm doing it right now!!   now a message to wea in norwegian$    naa gror hagen saa det suser!!!!    weas answer will be$  ikke ta den ironiske tonen der!!!  while turning his body having an insulted face!!!   the rest of this scroll will be written in a nowegian style....    it's just some weeks before the choose shall hold, and normal mix i don't politics in my scrolls.  but i will very tell you about the show they have on tv evey night.   the people in the show are called$   garden, grow, sunhome, featherthwart,  farmerinlet , whistle, yescuplate   that was all,  i dont want to write anymore. i'll just end with a speech by grow new york brundtland$   det er klart at med den utvikling som vi paa det naavaerende tidspunkt har, kan det vaere en sjanse for at det vil oppstaa en alvorlig problemstilling i det norske samfunn, som vi er nodt til aa finne ut av i den naermeste fremtid, og det kan bli noedvendig aa vurdere om det er behov for aa nedsette en kommisjon som vil utrede de faktiske forhold i dag, men,  det kan ogsaa vaere at det vil kunne spores tilbake en linje til ifjor, som kan velte synet paa de normale og akksepterte fakta idag, og jeg vil ogsaa legge til at regjeringen vil vaere en paadriver for det samarbeid vi har innledet for aa finne mulige loesninger pa kommisjons spoersmaalet, saa vil jeg gjoere det klinkende klart at min mening er at vaar situasjon maa tas opp til vurdering, og da er det ogsaa naturlig at kommisjons koalisjonen maa finne en loesning som....bla bla bla........ osv osv osv osv..........     ...  . . .  ...     ...  . . .  ...        znork znork znork    hviiiin   scratch smell wham  kvork  hark  hark ....  what the hell was that%%%%    it seems that my computer has killed one of my disks!!!   what a smell!!!   my amiga just farted!!!   ough!!  i can't stand being here anylonger, so bye bye, and read it all over again.    bye      



THIS IS MEGA OF IVORY SIGNING ON!!    DON'T KILL THIS BOOTLOADER!!!   EMI WILL BE VERY SAD IF YOU DO, BECAUSE THEN HIS MUSIC DISK CALLED BEATVISE WON'T WORK!!!!   MESSAGE TO (NULL)IQ TERRAMEGA MINUS:  OUR FORCE WILL STRIKE, SOON!!! NO MERCY WILL BE GIVEN!!!    MEGA OF IVORY SIGNING OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!