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NEUROTIC UTILITIES .1
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SnoopDos v2.0 SnoopDos Doc.
Power Packer v4.3a (2.0)
Run-It Run It Doc.
Exotic-Ripper v2.14 Exotic-Ripper Doc.
Reducer V1.0 Reducer Doc.
St-Player v1.31 ST-Player Doc.
Check Drive Check Drive Doc.
Pro Runner v2.0
Single File v1.1 Single File Doc.
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FIRST WORDS!
Yo there reader! Welcome to the In this issue there has been no
third issue of the Neurotic Ute-mag source change as our coders are now
series brought to you by who else working on our soon to be released
but Kronical! music disk called -DELIRIUM-.......
This issue is complete with many
articles and stories from who If you havent sent anything to this
were written by Trauma/Kronical! cool production, why not do so now!
We thought that the articles included Send all articles to Psyche/Kronical!
would be interesting for you to read! And please send all ads ect. on paper!
We plan to continue this Ute-Mag
series until our full magazine, Thats it for now, so until next
which is not named yet is finished! time......See Ya!!!!!
We have had a good response from
some scene guys who have sent in Written by:
Articles, adverts, news and rumours Psyche/Kronical
ect.... So thanks to those guys!!
Credits!
Here are the credits for this -----------------------------
Ute-Mag for this issue.....!! - Main Editing by: -
-Psyche and Trauma/KRONICAL -
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- Code by: -
- Spirit/KRONICAL - -----------------------------
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- Mel/Pearl -
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- Graphics by: -
- N-Joi/KRONICAL -
- Font by: -
- Psyche/KRONICAL -
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Instructions!
Well as you can see this is There you go pretty simple hey??
the instruction page.....!! Well I spose this is the info
To tell you the truth there screen for this issue so if I
aint much to tell, but as come across anything new with this
most magazines have so must menu in the future I will edit
we so here goes.....!!!!! future instruction screens...!!
See ya later dudes.....!!!!!
Well firstly you have a
choice of either selecting a Written by:
utility or reading this mag. Psyche/KRONICAL
This is simply done by either
using the mouse or the keys to
move the selector and then you
click on whatever option you
wish to see or load....!!!!!
READ ME!
As in the previous two issues of this News and Rumours ect..... Then write
Neurotic Ute-Mag, their has been a all information on paper and send to
read me article such as this one Psyche/kronical.....!!!!!
telling you what is happening in this As you may have noticed (Pretty hard
magazine in each issue, so here goes not to.) the graphic have been re-
for this issue!!!!! drawn, but by this time our other
Well to start off this issue has had graphician...N-joi!!!!!
no source changes due to our coders
working on othre productions such as We hope you like this issue of
music disk called -Delirium-!!!!! Neurotic, so until next time......
This Ute-mag will continue until all See Ya!!!!!
code is done for our full disk mag!! Written by:
In this issue there is wider variety Psyche/Kronical
of article but not quantity, so if
you would like to send in some cool
information such as: Ads, Articles,
MESSAGES! (1)
This is the message page for this great sends! Hope to here from ya
issue, if you havent sent any in soon!
then send some in now!!!!! Doc/Pearl: Wheres my send? Hope to
here from ya soon!
- Psyche/KRONICAL - to......... Posdnuos/Ram Jam: Hows it going? Cool
Deadlock/Kronical: Wicked music mate! sends, Hope to here from ya soon!
Keep up the good work. Oscar/Bronx: Thanx for the cool wares!
Cubik/Trance Inc: Thanx for the cool Keep it up!
sends mate! Keep it up! Beholder/Diffusion: Thanx for the
Mailman/Independant: Cool sends mate! reply and cool send!
Hope to here from ya soon! Mel/Pearl: Thanx for sending in your
Cad/Kronical: Hows it going? Keep up music and other stuff for this mag!
cool sends! Skull/Eremation: Hows it going?
Falcon/Paralax: Hows it going mate! Thanx for the cool sends and the
Hows swapping with Coyote going? Phone Card!
Zenit/Compact inc: Thanx for the Cont.....CLICK BUTTON FOR NEXT PAGE!
NEWS and RUMOURS!
Welcome to the third edition of the KRONICAL: Still working on full
news and rumours, as always if any disk mag! Soon to be released is a
of these are not true us Kronical music disk called ..-DELIRIUM-.. with
members are not to blame as this is Code:Spirit and Interrogator Gfx:
what is going around the scene! Psyche, Music: Deadlock and Dynamix!
Look out for it very soon!!!!!
PEARL: At war with scoopex Oz! Trauma/Kronical is back on the scene
Core out very, very soon! and is likely to take over the pack
Mel will not join Kronical Sub-Group series..Spherical Dreams!!!!!
as stated in last issue! Kronical will not have a sub-group,
Two new productions coming soon! anymore!!!!!
Blake(Ex-Pearl) has re-entered the
scene and is planing a new group! That it for this issue, please we
TRANCE INC OZ: Need cool members! need more News and Rumours, so send
BEAST MC: May re-join the scene! to Psyche/Kronical Address!!!!!
CRASS: Are still alive!!!!! END OF NEWS ECT.....
KICK OFF - THE BEST SOCCER GAME EVER?
One time or another, everyone with exsisting soccer games at that
an Amiga computer has played Kick- time.
Off or either heard of it. Am I Everyone seemed to be playing this
correct? Well this is mostly because game even if they didnt like soccer!
it was rated the game of the year I thought it was because of the fast
and I cant remember which year but smooth speed in which the game was
it was anyway! Being myself a fan played that made it very enjoyable to
of kick-off I must say I have not play, but everyone who played it has
played any soccer game that is as there reasons!
realistic as Kick-Off! Well now with the new Goal! soccer
It all started with the good old game out which was originally meant
kick-off which was not as popular to be Kick-Off III is out, it looks
as people think but was still like this will be the most popular
pretty good! Then about a year later soccer out for some time!!!!!
kick-off II was released and this Written by:
really took the piss out off all Psyche/Kronical
OZZIE PARTY REVIEW!
Well, before you get excited! I will this was at TDK/SALVATION HQs house,
just say that this was only a small we were very suprised!
Victorian get-together, organized by There was no competitions here,
a small, unknown group, SALVATION. which was cool I suppose, but an
It was held in a small town, called intro was going to be released here.
Benella, Victoria. This small town This did not happen unfortunately, but
was chosen, as SALVATION have there I got to show off some modules which
root in this town. It was originally was cool for my ego, and I met heaps
, just a small get together, but heaps of guys! It got shit after a while
of guys went, although most of them with alot of guys there started
unknown, it was still cool. swapping P.D. list and playing games!
Well Pilgrim/Independant and I At 6:00pm, the get-together was over.
arrived at Benella by train and found Some fairly cool modem guys, and up
the party place. We were not expecting and coming scene guys attendend, it
much, but were suprised to find about was fun.
50 odd guys with about 18 Amigas. As CLICK BUTTON FOR NEXT PAGE!!!!!
OZZIE PARTY REVIEW! (2)
I really think, Australia needs
another cool party. With all the top
groups like Pearl, Crass(Melbourn
Guys), Southern Guild ect.
releasing their, with a real comp.,
and things. I am not sure where the
party should be held, as no matter
where, it will inconvenience some-
one.
Any Ideas, suggestions, contact:
DEADLOCK
P.O. BOX 50
WANGARATTA
VICTORIA 3676
AUSTRALIAN SCENE III
The Australian Scene is as it has Many people here in Australia have
been for the last few months, which said it was the increasing numbers
is fairly shit!!!!! of modems killing off the Australian
Well as stated in the previous two scene, this may be partially the
issues in this article the Australian reason why, but there are many more
Scene needs many more productions to which can be improved on!!!!!
be released, by Aussie groups!!!!!
Well it seems now after some time As always I really hope the Aussie
that groups here in Australia are Scene does improve, but it will only
working much more effectively on be time that will tell!!!!!
productions which I hope will be
released in the near future, as it Thats all for now, so until next
is quite dead here in Australia at issue....See Ya!!!!!
the moment!
Written by:
Psyche/Kronical
WHAT IS A LAMER?
What is a Lamer? Good question, what that you are crippled?
the hell is a Lamer! Well from my
Knowlege a Lamer is someone who does To me it seems that the Amiga Scene
nothing else but play games, or word Lamer really has a complete
someone who has no knowlege about the different meaning to that of the
Amiga computer! Is this correct? normal Dictionary! Oh well, who really
Who knows! But it really makes you gives a shit! No one I spose, but it
think when you see guys calling each does make you think what does Lamer
others Lamers what they really mean really mean in the Amiga Scene!
by lamer!
Well Lame in the Dictionary means: Written by:
To be crippled in a limb, eg. Arm or Psyche/Kronical
Leg, or in other words to be crippled!
So what does this mean? Does this mean
that all those guys out there calling
each other Lamers, really mean to say
MESSAGES! (2)
Coyote/Kronical: Ill come over your Fallen/Independant: Keep up the
house soon! Hows Delusion pack? cool IBM wares coming in!
N-joi/Kronical: Yo! Hows it going? Black Widow/Independant: Send me a
Your graphic is getting really cool! photograph (Nude!).....!!!!!
Keep it up! Interrogator/Kronical: Thanks for the
fast reply! (Ha,Ha,Ha).....
- Coyote/KRONICAL to............- Brainwave: How is your modem trading
Speedy/Parasite: Where is my send? going?
Keep up the cool sends! Hope to here
from ya soon! - N-Joi/KRONICAL - to............
Ace/Dawks: Looking forward to your Protocol/Southern Guild: Hows your
next phone call! modem going?
Heavyweight/Toons: So when is scott Interrogator/Kronical: Rave On(Still)
joining? Alchemist/Pearl: Thanx for your
Falcon/Paralax: Your last send was reply! Cool send!
really cool! Keep it up! CLICK FOR NEXT PAGE!!!!!
BORING VECTORS
Vectors are the craze of the 90s theres with new routines as they did editing
no denying that but have we seen as thier old vectors Im sure the scene
good as they get. Weve gone from the could have new life and inspiration
the plane old line vector to the filled with the fantastic effects the
vector to the stencil vector to the coders could create. Variation is the
glenz vector to the light sourced spice of life and Im sure if the
vector to the shadow vector to coders out there had imaginations
rubber vectors and the list goes on like the designers and graphicians
and on. Sure Im no coder but how many the demos out there would be dynamite!
variations can a coder make on the
basic vector routine. I, and Im sure Writen by: Trauma/KRONICAL
most of the other people out there
in the scene enjoy vectors quite alot
But I have to say there getting a
little boring. If all the coders out
there spent as much time coming up
OZ SITES
Here is a little tourist guide for NORTHEN TERITORY: Ayres Rock, world
all you mad Euros out there hoping biggest rock (well maybe ,its fucking
to visit Australia in the future *BIG* anyway)
N.S.W.: Center Point Tower,Australia TASMANIA: The island inside the
tallest building and theres Not even island, Australias wildlife capital
much smog to spiol the view! with such animals as the Tasmanian
Sydney Harbour Bridge, This suckers tiger and the tasmanian devil
so big that when they finish painting SOUTH OZ: Well Im not quite sure
one end they have start the other one about South Australia but I Know
again(trully). Sydney Opera House, thers heaps of scene members.
this thing sticks out like dogs balls QUEENSLAND:No,this is not where the
its the big white thing opposite Queen lives,its the home of the Great
the habour. Barrier Reef and tropical rainforests.
MELBOURNE: Home of Aussie Rules WEST OZ: Golden beaches and the H.Q.
football, with such great teams as of KRONICAL.
Hawthorn and Collingwood Writen by: Trauma/KRONICAL
GHOST STORIES
Here are a few little storys that On 21 january, 1918 ,Three officers
should help you guys out there have were standing on the bridge of the
some sleepless nights. german submarine U-65 when they spotted
The wartime B-29 bomber,raz n hell, in a man standing near the bows. Where
in the castle air force museum in he had come from they could not
California, U.S.A. did not have any imagine for they had just surfaced. The
bulbs or batteries. No wonder the three officers shouted to the man but
museum staff got a shock one day when when he turned to look up at the
the planes landing light came on. bridge, the oficers recived a shock,
This is not the only strange glaring at them was a lieutenant
occurrence on this plane. Locked who had been killed a few months
doors have swung open by them selves before. the ghost then vanished as
and a shadowy shape has been seen in quick as he appeared.
the cock-pit. The museum staff are
sure the plane must be haunted by its
crew! Writen by: Trauma/KRONICAL
20 EXCUSES FOR NOT USING A CONDOM
1. You ate it during four play. 11. The dog ate it.
2. You got me so hot it melted. 12. What are they?
3. I havent got AIDs stupid! 13. Dont worry, I cant cum.
4. Why it would only fall off anyway. 14. Glad Wrap and a lacky band do?
5. I thought you where meant to 15. You can only catch aids once.
wear it? 16. Mum told me never to put plastic
6. Its on already, dont you know bags over my head.
there transparent? 17. I use the withdrawal method, Ill
7. I havent got any! pull it out after Im finished.
8. I hate the smell of burning rubber. 18. Dont worry its to late.
9. They dont make them in my size. 19. Dont worry it wont bite.
10. Did you say stop? 20. Theirs only really 19 Ha Ha Ha.
Writen by: Trauma/KRONICAL
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- (JASON) - - 12 CALLEY DRIVE -
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HOW TO EDIT!
So your either reading this article Well theres not much else to say
for two reasons, 1) You want to as it is really simple as you can
input some ads ect. into this small see so send all info to the
magazine or 2) Your just very following address..!!
curious.....!!!!!
Well whatever the reason this is - Psyche/KRONICAL -
the edit page.....!!!!! P.O. BOX 707
MIRRABOOKA 6061
Firstly if you would like to edit PERTH W.A.
something into this magazine then AUSTRALIA
all you have to do is send your
ads ect. on paper to Psyche/Kronical. Written by:
My address will show up at the end Psyche/KRONICAL
of this article.....So not to worry!
So Send, Send, Send.....!!!!!
KRONICAL GREETINGS!
We decided to add in a small greeting Organic/Fairlight, Blake/?
page, so here it is!!!!! Mailman/Independant, Eclipse,
Oscar/Bronx, Posdnuos/Ram Jam,
KRONICAL sends there regards to the Zenit/Compact Inc, Effect,
following dudes!!!!! Beholder/Diffusion, Salvation,
Skull/Eremation, Cubik/Trance Inc,
Speedy/Parasite, Doc/Pearl, Ace/Dawks, Fallen/Independant,
Protocal/Southern Guild, Brainwave, and all Kronical members!
Falcon/Paralax, Shine/Toons, This is not the complete list, so
Mel/Pearl, Alchemist/Pearl, very sorry to who we missed!!!!!
Pilgrim/Independant, Boner/Equity, If you are not included in this
Image/Kaos, C.D.I. (Italy), issue you will be in the next!
Phate, The Black Widow/Independant,
TRSI, Turbo/Bronx, Illusions,
Woody, Ulysses/Insomnia,
Razorback/Insomnia, Spectral,
FINAL WORDS!
Yes, you have now finished reading Now if you havent sent in any
the third issue of the Neurotic Ads, Articles ect. and would like
Ute-Mag, we hope you enjoyed it! to then send to Psyche/Kronical, my
The next issue should be released address can be found in the adverts
during the same amount of time as section!
the last two issue, which is about
two weeks, so look out for it! Thanx again for reading this third
issue, so until next time, See Ya!
This small Ute-Mag will be continued
to be made until our full disk mag Written by:
code is finished, which should be Psyche/Kronical
some time! So many more Neurotic
Ute-Mag packs will be released!
But for now we are going to continue
this Neurotic Ute-Mag series until
all code is done for our full mag!
GVPs A1230
with the release and great succses of And the 68882 co-processor. This
Comodores A1200, GVP have released 68882 FPU co-processor speeds things
an upgrade card to silence the vioces up even more, clocking in at a rate of
that said the A1200 was too limited. 1.14 MFLOPS(Million Floating Point
The new A1230 trapdoor expansion card Operations Per Second).
is really an accelerator, co-processer Thats not the end of the achevments
and memory upgrade all in one,sound the 1230 can hold upto an amazing
interesting well here some more info. 32 mb of RAM and also has an option
The basic card, which cost 399 pounds to install a shadow ROM. All this
comes with 1mb of RAM and the 40Mhz In an expansion card which is less
68030EC wich boosts the 1200s speed to than the size of two 3.5 inch disks!
7.0 MIPS, thats about as 5 times as Unfortunatly the 1230 uses the
a standard A1200 and about 1.5 times same port as the GVP SCSI interface
faster than an A3000 ! and RAM card but other than this the
The next model up which will set you A1230 is flawless.
back 599 pounds has an extra 4mb RAM Written By: Trauma/KRONICAL
MESSAGES! (3)
- Deadlock/KRONICAL to............- pain in the ass!
Boner: Here they come mate! Love PP/Paralax: Maybe you are shitty
those little harassing girls! with me? I didnt mean what I said
Ha,Ha! (Joking) (Im no kid rooter)! that was!! Up to you I suppose!
Chris: Cool phone calls man! I kept Ulysses/Insomnia: Will phone again!
your identity secret. He! He! Warcry: Why are you such a cock-
Jukebox/Southern Guild: Cool music head? Rumours suck!
man! One of Ozs top musicians for Spectral: Howdy Partner!
sure! Image/Kaos: Sorry for delay! I lost
Woody: Will I ever see my disks again! your addy for a while!
Pilgrim: Send that message to Alchemy! Organic/Fairlight: You are the worlds
Thanx dude! Say hi to Troy! best, mate!
Mel/Pearl: I said nothing! Twas (Nice-
wording) no me! Ill ring yet again!
This time RELEASE wont be such a END OF MESSAGES!!!!!
NEUROTIC MAGAZINE ISSUE .2
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FIRST WORDS BORING VECTORS
CREDITS AUSTRALIAN SITES
INSTRUCTIONS GHOST STORIES
READ ME ! AMIGA 1230 REVIEW
MESSAGES (3) CONDOMS-EXCUSES FOR NOT USING
NEWS and RUMOURS ADVERTISEMENTS (2)
KICK OFF-BEST SOCCER SIM ADVERTISEMENTS II (3)
AUSSIE PARTY REVIEW (2) HOW TO EDIT
AUSTRALIAN SCENE III KRONICAL GREETINGS
WHAT IS A LAMER? FINAL WORDS
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