Sanity Presents
A new Demo called
Optimum Fuckup
part one of the
Confusion Trilogy
Now you can't read
anything: Hi Johann
von Gambolputty de
von Ausfern schplen
den schlitter crass
crenbon fried digger
dingle dangle dongle
dungle burstein von
knacker trasher ap
ple banger horowitz
ticolensic grander
knotty spelltincle
grandlich grumble
meyer spelterwasser
kurstlich himbleei
sen bahnwagen guten
abend bitte ein
nuernberger bratwur
stle gerspurten mitz
weimache luber
hundsfut gumberaber
shoenendanker kalbs
fleisch mittlerau
cher von Hautkopft
of ULM! How is your
Sister, Annemarie
von Gambolputty de
von Ausfern schplen
den schlitter crass
crenbon fried digger
dingle dangle dongle
dungle burstein von
knacker trasher ap
ple banger horowitz
ticolensic grander
knotty spelltincle
grandlich grumble
meyer spelterwasser
kurstlich himbleei
sen bahnwagen guten
abend bitte ein
nuernberger bratwur
stle gerspurten mitz
weimache luber
hundsfut gumberaber
shoenendanker kalbs
fleisch mittlerau
cher von Hautkopft
of ULM, I heard she
has problems with
your mother, Katrin
von Gambolputty de
von Ausfern schplen
den schlitter crass
crenbon fried digger
dingle dangle dongle
dungle burstein von
knacker trasher ap
ple banger horowitz
ticolensic grander
knotty spelltincle
grandlich grumble
meyer spelterwasser
kurstlich himbleei
sen bahnwagen guten
abend bitte ein
nuernberger bratwur
stle gerspurten mitz
weimache luber
hundsfut gumberaber
shoenendanker kalbs
fleisch mittlerau
cher von Hautkopft
of ULM! When you at
last mary your
friend, you will
change the name from
von Gambolputty de
von Ausfern schplen-
den schlitter crass-
crenbon fried digger
dingle dangle dongle
dungle burstein von
knacker trasher ap-
ple banger horowitz
ticolensic grander
knotty spelltincle
grandlich grumble-
meyer spelterwasser
kurstlich himbleei-
sen bahnwagen guten-
abend bitte ein
nuernberger bratwur-
stle gerspurten mitz
weimache luber
hundsfut gumberaber
shoenendanker kalbs-
fleisch mittlerau-
cher von Hautkopft
of ULM! to Annemarie
Git. Not a good
choise, your friend
Sniffling Little Rat
Git.
The End
IN SONG AND IN DANCE
I EXPRESS MYSELF AS
A MEMBER OF A HIGHER
COMMUNITY. I HAVE
FORGOTTEN HOW TO
WALK AND SPEAK. I
AM ON MY WAY TOWARD
FLYING INTO THE AIR,
DANCING. MY VERY
GESTURES EXPRESS
ENCHANTMENT. SUPER
NATURAL SOUNDS
EMINATE FROM ME. I
FEEL MYSELF A GOD !
I WALK ABOUT
ENCHANTED, IN
ECSTASY LIKE THE
GODS I SAW WALKING
IN MY DREAMS. I AM
NO LONGER AN ARTIST
I HAVE BECOME A WORK
OF ART.
WELCOME TO OPTIMUM
FUCKUP !
THE FIRST OF THE
ESCAPE ACTS. AN
ALTERNATIVE TO
REALITY.
DO YOU PROSTATE
YOURSELF, MILLIONS ?
DO YOU SENSE YOUR
MAKERS, WORLD ?
IF YOU DON'T LET US
REMIND YOU:
ALL CODE BY CHAOS
ALL VISUALS BY HAVOK
ALL AUDIOS BY JESTER
MAKE YOUR DEAREST
DREAMS COME TRUE AND
CONTACT:
CHAOS
DIERK OHLERICH
THUNER STRASSE 181
2160 STADE
GERMANY
TEL. 49 4141 69509
JESTER
VOLKER TRIPP
IN DER ZIEGELHEIDE15
4290 BOCHOLT
GERMANY
TEL. 49 2871 14692
TO GET IN TOUCH WITH
OUR SWAPPING POWERS
FEEL FREE TO WRITE
TO ONE OF THESE
ADDRESSES :
DIDDLE
MARC VASTERS
FICHTENWEG 36
4290 BOCHOLT
GERMANY
THE PRIDE
P.O. BOX 77
5800 NYBORG
DENAMRK
ZAPHOD
POSTFACH 2131
2080 PINNEBERG
GERMANY
NOW LET US TACKLE
SOME RUMOURS. IT
HAS OCCURED TO US
THAT THERE ARE A FEW
POOR YOUNG MEN WHO
BELIEVE THAT THEY
ARE A FRENCH
DIVISION OF SANITY.
THEY ARE WRONG ! WE
HAVE NEVER HAD A
FOREIGN DIVISION AND
WE WILL NOT HAVE
ONE. THESE PEOPLE
HAVE BECOME THE
VICTIMS OF A BAD
JOKE, PROBABLY
INITIATED BY SOME
LOW-LIFE CREEP WHO
IS INTENDING TO
CAUSE US TROUBLE.
WE DO NOT KNOW WHO
IS RESPONSIBLE FOR
ALL THIS CRAP BUT
WHOEVER IT WAS, HE
DID NOT DO ANY HARM
TO US BUT TO THE
GUYS FROM FRANCE WHO
LEFT THEIR GROUPS
FOR BEING IN SANITY.
MOREOVER WE WOULD
LIKE TO WELCOME A
NEW MEMBER WHO WILL
CREATE GRAPHICS
UNDER OUR LABEL FROM
NOW ON. IT IS THE
FAMOUS, THE
GORGEOUS, THE ONE
AND ONLY HAVOK !!!
SO AS YOU SEE WE NOW
HAVE TWO FOREIGN
MEMBERS. THE PRIDE
IN DENMARK AND HAVOK
IN ENGLAND. TO
AVOID FUTURE RUMOURS
HERE IS OUR OFFICIAL
UPDATED MEMBERLIST
IN Z TO A ORDER.
ZAPHOD SWAP
ZAP CODE
VIRGILL MUSIC
THE PRIDE SWAP
MR. PET CODE
MICROFORCE CODE
JESTER MUSIC
HAVOK GRAPHICS
FLOSOFT CODE
DIDDLE SWAP
CTHULHU GRAPHICS
CRUISER GRAPHICS
COUGAR GRAPHICS
COSMOS CODE
CHAOS CODE
BIT ARTS MUSIC
NOW GET READY FOR
THE BORING PART HERE
COME THE GREETS FROM
DIDDLE AND JESTER
TO:
PANIC AND AGNOSTIC
FRONT (FUNKY,
BACKLASH, SNIPER,
JUGGER, FLAGG, XXX)
ANARCHY (JUDGE
DROKK, TRIX, PINNY,
CYBERSONIK,
CONQUEST, FACET)
CRUSADERS (ECS)
OFFENCE (MOXY) AXIS
(KR 33) REBELS
(OMEGA) EX-RAZOR
1911 (SIM, DRAKE,
MURDOCK, 16 BEAT)
MIRAGE (RETEP,
TOMCAT) MELON DEZIGN
(SEEN) BRAINSTORM
(PEACE, CHESTER,
ORLANDO, AXEL)
ALCATRAZ (CONTROL,
DISNEY) SILENTS
(911, DARYL, BAROCK,
ASTRO) DREAMDEALERS
(MOBY) PMC (LORD
HELMET) ANIMATORS
(DR AVALANCHE,
MORBID, LARS) TRSI
(DREAMER, PEACHY,
WARHEAD, TSM)
KEFRENS (KRUEGER)
ANDROMEDA (MCS) DUAL
CREW (STOOKIE,
LEEBOLD, RED DEVIL)
STATIC BYTES
(QUACKBUSTER)
FAIRLIGHT (BREGO)
MAJIC 12 (CRUISER)
KADETT CREW (ORKY)
WE FEEL DEEPLY SORRY
FOR ALL THE ONES WE
HAVE FORGOTTEN.
MOREOVER WE FEEL THE
DESIRE TO POINT OUT
OUR RESPECT FOR A
VERY SPECIAL
INSTITUTION OF THE
AMIGA SCENE. THE
MAN WHO GIVES US ALL
A SMILE EVERY DAY,
THE MAN WHO
BRIGHTENS UP OUR
GREY AND BORING
LIVES, THE VERY
DISTINGUISHED
JAN DERK MALLANDER
WE THANK YOU, OH
MASTER, FOR ALWAYS
FINDING NEW WAYS OF
MAKING YOURSELF
DISLIKED AND BY THIS
EXPOSING YOUR
RIDICULOUSNESS TO
EVEN THE HUMBLEST
MEMBER OF THE SCENE.
PLEASE DO NOT STOP
YOUR ACTIVITIES
BECAUSE THIS WOULD
MEAN A GREAT LOSS TO
ALL OF US. AND
THERE IS ANOTHER
THING THAT WE BEG
YOU TO DO, OH LORD !
PLEASE TRY TO SELL
THIS LITTLE DEMO AS
OFTEN AS POSSIBLE TO
MAKE EVEN MUCH MORE
MONEY WITH THE WORK
OF OTHER PEOPLE THAN
YOU CURRENTLY DO.
WE WERE ACTUALLY
BORN TO BE
EXPLOITED, WE ARE
YOUR FAITHFUL SLAVES
AND SERVANTS AND IT
IS OUR SOLE AIM TO
ENRICH YOU AND TO
MAKE YOU LIVE A LIFE
OF TREMENDOUS
WEALTH. AMEN !
ANOTHER DUDE WHO WE
WORSHIP DURING OUR
FREE TIME IS AN
ATHLETIC YOUNG
INDIVIDUAL WHO GOES
BY THE HANDLE OF
GHOST OF INTERACTIVE
YES, HE IS ONE OF
THE RARE EXAMPLES OF
A PERFECT MIND IN A
PERFECT BODY. BOTH,
HIS BODY AND HIS
MIND, ARE PERFECTLY
ILL AND PERFECTLY
UGLY. WE APPRECIATE
THE HONESTY OF THIS
MAN. HE IS A TRUE
FRIEND TO EVERYONE
HE KNOWS. HE IS SO
HONEST THAT HE
SUDDENLY FOUNDS AN
ANTI RED KNIGHT OF
TEK CLUB WHO HAS
BEEN HAS PAL FOR A
VERY LONG TIME ONLY
BECAUSE HE HAS
NOTICED THAT SOME
FAMOUS DUDES DO NOT
LIKE THIS GUY.
DOING SO HE
OVERLOOKS THE FACT
THAT HE IS EVEN MUCH
MORE DISLIKED THAN
HIS FORMER PAL RED
KNIGHT. A TRULY
AWESOME BEHAVIOUR,
ISN'T IT ? THIS IS
THE KIND OF PEOPLE
THAT OUR SOCIETY CAN
COUNT ON. GHOST
WILL ALWAYS STAND UP
FOR HIS IDEAS AND
NEVER GIVE IN TO A
PUBLIC OPINION HE IS
A TRUE
INDIVIDUALIST. TO
OUR MINDS, GHOST
WOULD BE THE PERFECT
FOLLOW-UP TO OUR
FORMER IDOL WAVE OF
DESIGN WHO HAS
UNFORTUNATELY LEFT
THE SCENE.
NOW OUR TOP TEN
CHART OF PEOPLE WHO
WE ADMIRE ALMOST AS
MUCH AS JAN DERK
MALLANDER AND GHOST
OF INTERACTIVE:
1) DR. KNOW AND
SCULPTOR OF
PROTON LTD.
2) SLY AND RABBIT
INJECTION OF
TREACL
3) MIKE D OF
COMPLEX
4) WAVE OF
EX-DESIGN
5) STEFAN HUELS
6) HEAD OF ALCATRAZ
7) NAVY OF VANISH
8) FLAXX OF
BLOODSUCKERS
9) STEFAN VIOLA
10) ICECUBE OF TSB
WE WANT YOU ALL TO
KNOW HOW MUCH
RESPECT WE FEEL FOR
YOU. WE KNEEL
BEFORE YOU, OUR
UNWORTHY MOUTHS OPEN
WIDE, ADORING YOUR
SUPERIOUR MINDS AND
YOUR MATURITY.
THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH
WORDS TO CORRECTLY
DESCRIBE YOUR
ENORMOUS MENTAL
STRENGTHS AND
SUPERNATURAL POWERS.
WHY DON'T YOU GET
YOURSELF A
DICTIONARY TO
UNDERSTAND ALL OF
THIS, OH OUR MASTERS
?
EEEK! OH DEAR..
SEEMED TO HAVE
STEPPED ON SOMETHING
DELICATE..
OH DEAR.. SHIVER
ME'TIMBERS! LAND
AHEAD! ENG LAND!
ENG ER LAND! PLAYED
REALLY CRAP FOOTBALL
IN SWEDEN. SHAME
REALLY.
LOOK OUT FOR MY SOON
TO BE RELEASE ALBUM
ENTITLED "OH DEAR
HOW SAD" 16 MIND
NUMBING COMPOSITIONS
CHUCKED TOGETHER BY
H.A.VOK (LTD) ONLY
AVAILABLE FROM
TELEDISC 24.99 VISA
AND ACCESS
ACCEPTED..
RIGHT MAYBE SOME
NICE TEXT COMING TO
A MONITOR NEAR YOU
SOON.. FROM H.A.VOK
(THE ONLY REAL
QUALITY VOK'S YOU
CAN GET). H.A.VOK..
FOR THE BEST IN
CHINESE COOKING..
STEWED SEAWEED
SPECIAL THIS MONTH
ONLY.. BRING YOUR
TOWEL!
THE 3 AMIGO'S BUMPED
TOGETHER IN A FREAK
ACCIDENT DURING A
CARIBBEAN CRUISE
(WELL LONDON ANYWAY,
AND COME TO THINK OF
IT, CHAOS WAS IN
STADE, AND REALLY
THERE WASN'T A BOAT
IN SIGHT). ANYWAY..
CHAOS HAD SOME FINE
IDEAS.. JESTER A
FINE PIECE OF
MUSIC.. AND ME A
HEADACHE.
AFTER MUCH
DELIBERATION AND
SWEAT (BLOODY HOT
HERE) FINALLY A
FUCKUP AT OPTIMUM
LEVEL WAS ACHIEVED..
MAIN GRAPHICAL
ASPECTS REALISED
WITHIN 1-2 DAYS..
SO APOLOGIES FOR THE
NOT-SO-GOOD FONT..
(BOO-HOO).
YOU WILL ALL ENJOY
THIS DEMO DENTRO
DENTIST INTRO..
OR.. MORE LIKELY
THAN NOT, YOU WILL
SPONTANEOUSLY
COMBUST.. ENOUGH
SILLINESS:
ON THE 17TH OF JUNE
1992 JESTER IS
SITTING RIGHT HERE
IN GOOD OLD ENGLAND
SMOKING AN OAK PIPE.
IT'S GETTING LATE,
MY ARSE IS
PROSTRATE. I MUST
SAY I WAS VERY
IMPRESSED BY THE
EARLY VERSIONS OF
THIS PRODUCT, AND I
AM HOPING LIKE
MAAAAAD THAT IT WILL
BE SUCCESSFUL IN THE
BITCHY WORLD OF
AMIGA ENTHUSIASTS.
TOO MUCH DEATH..
LIFE DEATH LIFE
DEATH (!) THE TUNE
IN THIS DEMO IS
REALLY GOOD EH?!
WOW! BOP BOP! DE
DE..LALA BANG! BOP
BOP.. ... ROCK!..
COOR ANYWAY !I!
THINK IT'S GREAT,
AND TOGETHER WITH
THE WORK OF BOTH
MYSELF AND THE
EPONYMOUS CHAOS WE
THINK ITS
ENTERTAINMENT AT A
FUCKED UP LEVEL! ..
DE DUM! BOP ROCK!!!
TRADITIONAL AHOY'S:
BOB, EZY THE LIVING
PERM, RON, GARY THE
HAND!, EGGROLL, NIC,
JANE THE PROVERBIAL
PAIN, DWEAMY
WARRIOR, ANDY, BJ0RN
LYNNE, ALTA IN THE
ARMY!, JEZ, SVEN
(BECAUSE THERE'S
ALWAYS A SVEN), AND
MOST OF ALL NONE OF
YOU FORGET!
WINONA RYDER IS
(QUITE POSSIBLY) GOD
BEFORE I GO, SEE
LAWNMOWER MAN
(JESTER AND I BOTH
ADVISE IT! IT'S
SCI FI ALRIGHT!
TWISTED MAYBE! BUT
ENTERTAINING IN THE
END..).. OH, AND MY
RESPECT AND HOIPS TO
ALL SANITY MEMBERS!
ESPECIALLY TO THE
BUDDIES IN LIME..
JESTERBABE.. KEEP
UP THE WOW! WORK!
BOP BOP! ROCK! AND
CHAOS.. EEEK!
AMAZING STUFF!
TWIST TWIST..
ZOOOOM..!
KEEP SMILING!
ERM! SORRY.. WENT
ON A BIT I SUPPOSE..
I DUNNO, CAN'T STOP
TYPING.. CLICK
CLICK CLICK.. . .
(Somebody switched
him of...)
Now I got the file
and I (Chaos) will
write a few words.
That means a rapid
drop in the quality
of language but as
long as I don't try
to write cool it
should be OK.
There's nothing more
rediculous then an
Idiot trying to
write something cool
in english (with
much slang, of
course), but he
can't even spell
basterd, bastad,
bastard! (like all
true members of the
master race (got it?
(and you know it's
chaos writing:
Bracket Overflow!
()))).
Forst some very vew
messages because I
am under time
pressure: Hi to all
my friends on Amiga
and ST, please don't
be angry that I
don't write back at
the moment, I hope I
will find the time
in the next weeks (I
have to work in a
holyday camp for 7
to 15 year old kids
because of my civil
service. that's the
reason for my
shortage on time).
Message to Mage of
Cytax: OH, you are
so smart, everybody
should code
musicdisks with dos
loader, even if they
would run only on
1meg amigas if they
do so because the
operating system
eats much memory.
and my hardloader is
so bad that I had
only 2 complains
about it till now.
jesterday even runs
on the A3000, as
well as this demo
does. By the way,
it is possible to
install jesterday on
harddisk, i will
release a short
installation
programm very soon.
And don't talk about
fast dos loaders,
you don't know the
basic rules. one
file for each
article? LAME, try
out the seek-comand
and save about 1.5
blocks for each
article (header and
1/2 Block of lost
data). when it
comes to fast dos
loading have a look
at the zine code and
learn how to code a
prefetching that
does not disturb the
display at all. and
please don't fear
that any veteran
coder feels offended
when he reads the
codercorner, he will
have a good laugh if
he sees the rotation
formulas. matrix
calculations are
faster, more precise
and much easier to
optimise and code
(just think about
realtime calculated
dot spheres). thats
enough about coding
lessons, I continue
with a few greets:
Hi Weaponmaster of
Cytax, hope to meet
you soon on a party.
Cougar of Detect
(not the same as
cougar of Sanity):
thanks for the
diskloading hint,
how is you mag
doing? at least YOU
know about Seek()!
Hannibal (ex
sunjohn) of anarchy:
hope you will
continue to code a
screen from time to
time, just think
about the end of
Panther. he's
brilliant and now he
codes silly low-cost
games...
Oh, dear, I have to
stop now or I run
out of time, i hope
I can come with more
greets in my next
production, now I
continue with a
scroll i wrote
earlier:
I Want to write why
i did this program.
I did it to
demonstrate the
possibilities of a
new zoom routine I
introduced in the
Jesterday menu. I
wantet to make shure
that nobody can
claim this for
himself, because i
did not use it to
it's limits in
Jesterday. Offence
came out with
something similar,
but you can't
compare it. They
put the logo in all
different sizes in
the Memory, and then
they simply do some
Modulo stess. The
possibilities of
this method is very
limited because of
the extreme usage of
Memory. I need only
a sixteenth of the
memory they would
need, so I can do
much bigger Logos,
more logos and even
a scroller. It's
almost like a real
hardware-zoom. But
the copperlist is a
bit overloaded, I
didn't manage to
implement shading
(please notice that
I avoided the word
impossible, because
I did almost all
things I ever
thought to be
impossible,
impossible effect
take usually about
half a year of
thinking..)
Still somebody there
????????????????????
OK, lets continue...
I apologise for the
small bugs and
unfinished bits in
this demo:
AN APOLOGISE
I had very few time
to finish the last
bits, so I had to
work very quickly.
Especially the
movements are ugly,
and I didn't
implement real
perspective,
although I know
everything about
forward differencing
and the squared
equations you need
for this task.
Sorry
Please excuse the
typing errors, but i
really didn't have
the time to check
them out.
Scroll repeats,
please ignore
missing dashes, this
font has no dashes!