Optimum Fuckup
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   Sanity Presents  
                    
 A new Demo called  
                    
   Optimum Fuckup   
                    
  part one of the   
 Confusion Trilogy  
                    
Now  you  can't read
anything: Hi  Johann
von  Gambolputty  de
von Ausfern  schplen
den schlitter  crass
crenbon fried digger
dingle dangle dongle
dungle  burstein von
knacker  trasher  ap
ple  banger horowitz
ticolensic   grander
knotty   spelltincle
grandlich    grumble
meyer  spelterwasser
kurstlich   himbleei
sen bahnwagen  guten
abend    bitte   ein
nuernberger  bratwur
stle gerspurten mitz
weimache       luber
hundsfut  gumberaber
shoenendanker  kalbs
fleisch    mittlerau
cher  von  Hautkopft
of ULM! How  is your
Sister,    Annemarie
von  Gambolputty  de
von Ausfern  schplen
den schlitter  crass
crenbon fried digger
dingle dangle dongle
dungle  burstein von
knacker  trasher  ap
ple  banger horowitz
ticolensic   grander
knotty   spelltincle
grandlich    grumble
meyer  spelterwasser
kurstlich   himbleei
sen bahnwagen  guten
abend    bitte   ein
nuernberger  bratwur
stle gerspurten mitz
weimache       luber
hundsfut  gumberaber
shoenendanker  kalbs
fleisch    mittlerau
cher  von  Hautkopft
of ULM, I  heard she
has  problems   with
your mother,  Katrin
von  Gambolputty  de
von Ausfern  schplen
den schlitter  crass
crenbon fried digger
dingle dangle dongle
dungle  burstein von
knacker  trasher  ap
ple  banger horowitz
ticolensic   grander
knotty   spelltincle
grandlich    grumble
meyer  spelterwasser
kurstlich   himbleei
sen bahnwagen  guten
abend    bitte   ein
nuernberger  bratwur
stle gerspurten mitz
weimache       luber
hundsfut  gumberaber
shoenendanker  kalbs
fleisch    mittlerau
cher  von  Hautkopft
of ULM! When you  at
last   mary     your
friend,   you   will
change the name from
von  Gambolputty  de
von Ausfern schplen-
den schlitter crass-
crenbon fried digger
dingle dangle dongle
dungle  burstein von
knacker  trasher ap-
ple  banger horowitz
ticolensic   grander
knotty   spelltincle
grandlich   grumble-
meyer  spelterwasser
kurstlich  himbleei-
sen bahnwagen guten-
abend    bitte   ein
nuernberger bratwur-
stle gerspurten mitz
weimache       luber
hundsfut  gumberaber
shoenendanker kalbs-
fleisch   mittlerau-
cher  von  Hautkopft
of ULM! to Annemarie
Git.  Not   a   good
choise,  your friend
Sniffling Little Rat
Git.                
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
      The End       
                    
                    
                    
                    
IN SONG AND IN DANCE
I  EXPRESS MYSELF AS
A MEMBER OF A HIGHER
COMMUNITY.   I  HAVE
FORGOTTEN   HOW   TO
WALK  AND  SPEAK.  I
AM  ON MY WAY TOWARD
FLYING INTO THE AIR,
DANCING.    MY  VERY
GESTURES     EXPRESS
ENCHANTMENT.   SUPER
NATURAL       SOUNDS
EMINATE  FROM ME.  I
FEEL  MYSELF A GOD !
I     WALK     ABOUT
ENCHANTED,        IN
ECSTASY   LIKE   THE
GODS  I  SAW WALKING
IN  MY DREAMS.  I AM
NO  LONGER AN ARTIST
I HAVE BECOME A WORK
OF ART.             
                    
WELCOME  TO  OPTIMUM
FUCKUP !            
                    
THE   FIRST  OF  THE
ESCAPE   ACTS.    AN
ALTERNATIVE       TO
REALITY.            
                    
                    
DO    YOU   PROSTATE
YOURSELF, MILLIONS ?
DO  YOU  SENSE  YOUR
MAKERS, WORLD ?     
                    
IF  YOU DON'T LET US
REMIND YOU:         
                    
ALL CODE BY CHAOS   
ALL VISUALS BY HAVOK
ALL AUDIOS BY JESTER
                    
                    
                    
                    
MAKE   YOUR  DEAREST
DREAMS COME TRUE AND
CONTACT:            
                    
CHAOS               
DIERK OHLERICH      
THUNER STRASSE 181  
2160 STADE          
GERMANY             
TEL. 49 4141 69509  
                    
JESTER              
VOLKER TRIPP        
IN DER ZIEGELHEIDE15
4290 BOCHOLT        
GERMANY             
TEL. 49 2871 14692  
                    
                    
                    
TO GET IN TOUCH WITH
OUR  SWAPPING POWERS
FEEL  FREE  TO WRITE
TO   ONE   OF  THESE
ADDRESSES :         
                    
DIDDLE              
MARC VASTERS        
FICHTENWEG 36       
4290 BOCHOLT        
GERMANY             
                    
THE PRIDE           
P.O. BOX 77         
5800 NYBORG         
DENAMRK             
                    
ZAPHOD              
POSTFACH 2131       
2080 PINNEBERG      
GERMANY             
                    
                    
                    
NOW  LET  US  TACKLE
SOME   RUMOURS.   IT
HAS  OCCURED  TO  US
THAT THERE ARE A FEW
POOR  YOUNG  MEN WHO
BELIEVE   THAT  THEY
ARE     A     FRENCH
DIVISION  OF SANITY.
THEY ARE WRONG !  WE
HAVE   NEVER  HAD  A
FOREIGN DIVISION AND
WE   WILL  NOT  HAVE
ONE.   THESE  PEOPLE
HAVE    BECOME   THE
VICTIMS   OF  A  BAD
JOKE,       PROBABLY
INITIATED   BY  SOME
LOW-LIFE  CREEP  WHO
IS    INTENDING   TO
CAUSE   US  TROUBLE.
WE  DO  NOT KNOW WHO
IS  RESPONSIBLE  FOR
ALL  THIS  CRAP  BUT
WHOEVER  IT  WAS, HE
DID  NOT DO ANY HARM
TO  US  BUT  TO  THE
GUYS FROM FRANCE WHO
LEFT   THEIR  GROUPS
FOR BEING IN SANITY.
                    
MOREOVER   WE  WOULD
LIKE  TO  WELCOME  A
NEW  MEMBER WHO WILL
CREATE      GRAPHICS
UNDER OUR LABEL FROM
NOW  ON.   IT IS THE
FAMOUS,          THE
GORGEOUS,   THE  ONE
AND  ONLY  HAVOK !!!
                    
                    
SO AS YOU SEE WE NOW
HAVE   TWO   FOREIGN
MEMBERS.   THE PRIDE
IN DENMARK AND HAVOK
IN    ENGLAND.    TO
AVOID FUTURE RUMOURS
HERE IS OUR OFFICIAL
UPDATED   MEMBERLIST
IN Z TO A ORDER.    
                    
ZAPHOD          SWAP
ZAP             CODE
VIRGILL        MUSIC
THE PRIDE       SWAP
MR. PET         CODE
MICROFORCE      CODE
JESTER         MUSIC
HAVOK       GRAPHICS
FLOSOFT         CODE
DIDDLE          SWAP
CTHULHU     GRAPHICS
CRUISER     GRAPHICS
COUGAR      GRAPHICS
COSMOS          CODE
CHAOS           CODE
BIT ARTS       MUSIC
                    
                    
NOW  GET  READY  FOR
THE BORING PART HERE
COME THE GREETS FROM
DIDDLE   AND  JESTER
TO:                 
                    
PANIC  AND  AGNOSTIC
FRONT        (FUNKY,
BACKLASH,    SNIPER,
JUGGER,  FLAGG, XXX)
ANARCHY       (JUDGE
DROKK,  TRIX, PINNY,
CYBERSONIK,         
CONQUEST,     FACET)
CRUSADERS      (ECS)
OFFENCE  (MOXY) AXIS
(KR    33)    REBELS
(OMEGA)     EX-RAZOR
1911   (SIM,  DRAKE,
MURDOCK,   16  BEAT)
MIRAGE       (RETEP,
TOMCAT) MELON DEZIGN
(SEEN)    BRAINSTORM
(PEACE,     CHESTER,
ORLANDO,       AXEL)
ALCATRAZ   (CONTROL,
DISNEY)      SILENTS
(911, DARYL, BAROCK,
ASTRO)  DREAMDEALERS
(MOBY)   PMC   (LORD
HELMET)    ANIMATORS
(DR       AVALANCHE,
MORBID,  LARS)  TRSI
(DREAMER,    PEACHY,
WARHEAD,        TSM)
KEFRENS    (KRUEGER)
ANDROMEDA (MCS) DUAL
CREW       (STOOKIE,
LEEBOLD,  RED DEVIL)
STATIC         BYTES
(QUACKBUSTER)       
FAIRLIGHT    (BREGO)
MAJIC  12  (CRUISER)
KADETT CREW (ORKY)  
                    
WE FEEL DEEPLY SORRY
FOR  ALL THE ONES WE
HAVE FORGOTTEN.     
                    
                    
MOREOVER WE FEEL THE
DESIRE  TO POINT OUT
OUR  RESPECT  FOR  A
VERY         SPECIAL
INSTITUTION  OF  THE
AMIGA   SCENE.   THE
MAN WHO GIVES US ALL
A  SMILE  EVERY DAY,
THE      MAN     WHO
BRIGHTENS   UP   OUR
GREY    AND   BORING
LIVES,    THE   VERY
DISTINGUISHED       
                    
 JAN DERK MALLANDER 
                    
WE   THANK  YOU,  OH
MASTER,  FOR  ALWAYS
FINDING  NEW WAYS OF
MAKING      YOURSELF
DISLIKED AND BY THIS
EXPOSING        YOUR
RIDICULOUSNESS    TO
EVEN   THE  HUMBLEST
MEMBER OF THE SCENE.
PLEASE  DO  NOT STOP
YOUR      ACTIVITIES
BECAUSE  THIS  WOULD
MEAN A GREAT LOSS TO
ALL   OF   US.   AND
THERE   IS   ANOTHER
THING  THAT  WE  BEG
YOU TO DO, OH LORD !
PLEASE  TRY  TO SELL
THIS  LITTLE DEMO AS
OFTEN AS POSSIBLE TO
MAKE  EVEN MUCH MORE
MONEY  WITH THE WORK
OF OTHER PEOPLE THAN
YOU   CURRENTLY  DO.
WE   WERE   ACTUALLY
BORN      TO      BE
EXPLOITED,   WE  ARE
YOUR FAITHFUL SLAVES
AND  SERVANTS AND IT
IS  OUR  SOLE AIM TO
ENRICH  YOU  AND  TO
MAKE YOU LIVE A LIFE
OF        TREMENDOUS
WEALTH.  AMEN !     
                    
                    
ANOTHER  DUDE WHO WE
WORSHIP  DURING  OUR
FREE   TIME   IS  AN
ATHLETIC       YOUNG
INDIVIDUAL  WHO GOES
BY THE HANDLE OF    
                    
GHOST OF INTERACTIVE
                    
YES,  HE  IS  ONE OF
THE RARE EXAMPLES OF
A  PERFECT MIND IN A
PERFECT BODY.  BOTH,
HIS   BODY  AND  HIS
MIND,  ARE PERFECTLY
ILL   AND  PERFECTLY
UGLY.  WE APPRECIATE
THE  HONESTY OF THIS
MAN.   HE  IS A TRUE
FRIEND  TO  EVERYONE
HE  KNOWS.  HE IS SO
HONEST    THAT    HE
SUDDENLY  FOUNDS  AN
ANTI  RED  KNIGHT OF
TEK CLUB   WHO   HAS
BEEN  HAS  PAL FOR A
VERY  LONG TIME ONLY
BECAUSE    HE    HAS
NOTICED   THAT  SOME
FAMOUS  DUDES DO NOT
LIKE    THIS    GUY.
DOING      SO     HE
OVERLOOKS  THE  FACT
THAT HE IS EVEN MUCH
MORE  DISLIKED  THAN
HIS  FORMER  PAL RED
KNIGHT.    A   TRULY
AWESOME   BEHAVIOUR,
ISN'T  IT ?  THIS IS
THE  KIND  OF PEOPLE
THAT OUR SOCIETY CAN
COUNT   ON.    GHOST
WILL ALWAYS STAND UP
FOR  HIS  IDEAS  AND
NEVER  GIVE  IN TO A
PUBLIC OPINION HE IS
A               TRUE
INDIVIDUALIST.    TO
OUR   MINDS,   GHOST
WOULD BE THE PERFECT
FOLLOW-UP   TO   OUR
FORMER  IDOL WAVE OF
DESIGN    WHO    HAS
UNFORTUNATELY   LEFT
THE SCENE.          
                    
                    
NOW   OUR   TOP  TEN
CHART  OF PEOPLE WHO
WE  ADMIRE ALMOST AS
MUCH   AS  JAN  DERK
MALLANDER  AND GHOST
OF INTERACTIVE:     
                    
 1) DR. KNOW AND    
    SCULPTOR OF     
    PROTON LTD.     
 2) SLY AND RABBIT  
    INJECTION OF    
    TREACL          
 3) MIKE D OF       
    COMPLEX         
 4) WAVE OF         
    EX-DESIGN       
 5) STEFAN HUELS    
 6) HEAD OF ALCATRAZ
 7) NAVY OF VANISH  
 8) FLAXX OF        
    BLOODSUCKERS    
 9) STEFAN VIOLA    
10) ICECUBE OF TSB  
                    
WE  WANT  YOU ALL TO
KNOW     HOW    MUCH
RESPECT  WE FEEL FOR
YOU.     WE    KNEEL
BEFORE    YOU,   OUR
UNWORTHY MOUTHS OPEN
WIDE,  ADORING  YOUR
SUPERIOUR  MINDS AND
YOUR       MATURITY.
THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH
WORDS  TO  CORRECTLY
DESCRIBE        YOUR
ENORMOUS      MENTAL
STRENGTHS        AND
SUPERNATURAL POWERS.
WHY  DON'T  YOU  GET
YOURSELF           A
DICTIONARY        TO
UNDERSTAND   ALL  OF
THIS, OH OUR MASTERS
?                   
                    
                    
                    
EEEK!    OH   DEAR..
SEEMED    TO    HAVE
STEPPED ON SOMETHING
DELICATE..          
                    
OH   DEAR..   SHIVER
ME'TIMBERS!     LAND
AHEAD!     ENG LAND!
ENG ER LAND!  PLAYED
REALLY CRAP FOOTBALL
IN   SWEDEN.   SHAME
REALLY.             
                    
LOOK OUT FOR MY SOON
TO  BE RELEASE ALBUM
ENTITLED   "OH  DEAR
HOW   SAD"  16  MIND
NUMBING COMPOSITIONS
CHUCKED  TOGETHER BY
H.A.VOK  (LTD)  ONLY
AVAILABLE       FROM
TELEDISC  24.99 VISA
AND           ACCESS
ACCEPTED..          
                    
RIGHT   MAYBE   SOME
NICE  TEXT COMING TO
A  MONITOR  NEAR YOU
SOON..  FROM H.A.VOK
(THE    ONLY    REAL
QUALITY   VOK'S  YOU
CAN GET).  H.A.VOK..
FOR   THE   BEST  IN
CHINESE    COOKING..
STEWED       SEAWEED
SPECIAL  THIS  MONTH
ONLY..   BRING  YOUR
TOWEL!              
                    
THE 3 AMIGO'S BUMPED
TOGETHER  IN A FREAK
ACCIDENT   DURING  A
CARIBBEAN     CRUISE
(WELL LONDON ANYWAY,
AND COME TO THINK OF
IT,   CHAOS  WAS  IN
STADE,   AND  REALLY
THERE  WASN'T A BOAT
IN SIGHT).  ANYWAY..
CHAOS  HAD SOME FINE
IDEAS..    JESTER  A
FINE     PIECE    OF
MUSIC..   AND  ME  A
HEADACHE.           
                    
AFTER           MUCH
DELIBERATION     AND
SWEAT   (BLOODY  HOT
HERE)    FINALLY   A
FUCKUP   AT  OPTIMUM
LEVEL WAS ACHIEVED..
MAIN       GRAPHICAL
ASPECTS     REALISED
WITHIN   1-2  DAYS..
SO APOLOGIES FOR THE
NOT-SO-GOOD   FONT..
(BOO-HOO).          
                    
YOU  WILL  ALL ENJOY
THIS   DEMO   DENTRO
DENTIST      INTRO..
OR..    MORE  LIKELY
THAN  NOT,  YOU WILL
SPONTANEOUSLY       
COMBUST..     ENOUGH
SILLINESS:          
                    
ON  THE 17TH OF JUNE
1992    JESTER    IS
SITTING  RIGHT  HERE
IN  GOOD OLD ENGLAND
SMOKING AN OAK PIPE.
IT'S  GETTING  LATE,
MY      ARSE      IS
PROSTRATE.   I  MUST
SAY   I   WAS   VERY
IMPRESSED   BY   THE
EARLY   VERSIONS  OF
THIS  PRODUCT, AND I
AM    HOPING    LIKE
MAAAAAD THAT IT WILL
BE SUCCESSFUL IN THE
BITCHY    WORLD   OF
AMIGA   ENTHUSIASTS.
TOO   MUCH   DEATH..
LIFE    DEATH   LIFE
DEATH  (!)  THE TUNE
IN   THIS   DEMO  IS
REALLY   GOOD   EH?!
WOW!   BOP  BOP!  DE
DE..LALA  BANG!  BOP
BOP..   ...  ROCK!..
COOR    ANYWAY   !I!
THINK   IT'S  GREAT,
AND   TOGETHER  WITH
THE   WORK  OF  BOTH
MYSELF    AND    THE
EPONYMOUS  CHAOS  WE
THINK            ITS
ENTERTAINMENT  AT  A
FUCKED UP LEVEL!  ..
DE DUM!  BOP ROCK!!!
                    
TRADITIONAL  AHOY'S:
BOB,  EZY THE LIVING
PERM,  RON, GARY THE
HAND!, EGGROLL, NIC,
JANE  THE PROVERBIAL
PAIN,         DWEAMY
WARRIOR, ANDY, BJ0RN
LYNNE,  ALTA  IN THE
ARMY!,   JEZ,   SVEN
(BECAUSE     THERE'S
ALWAYS  A SVEN), AND
MOST  OF ALL NONE OF
YOU FORGET!         
                    
WINONA    RYDER   IS
(QUITE POSSIBLY) GOD
                    
BEFORE   I  GO,  SEE
LAWNMOWER        MAN
(JESTER  AND  I BOTH
ADVISE   IT!    IT'S
SCI FI      ALRIGHT!
TWISTED  MAYBE!  BUT
ENTERTAINING  IN THE
END..)..  OH, AND MY
RESPECT AND HOIPS TO
ALL  SANITY MEMBERS!
ESPECIALLY   TO  THE
BUDDIES   IN  LIME..
JESTERBABE..    KEEP
UP  THE  WOW!  WORK!
BOP BOP!  ROCK!  AND
CHAOS..        EEEK!
AMAZING       STUFF!
TWIST        TWIST..
ZOOOOM..!           
                    
KEEP SMILING!       
                    
ERM!   SORRY..  WENT
ON A BIT I SUPPOSE..
I  DUNNO, CAN'T STOP
TYPING..       CLICK
CLICK CLICK..  .  . 
                    
                    
(Somebody   switched
him of...)          
                    
                    
Now  I  got the file
and  I  (Chaos) will
write  a  few words.
That  means  a rapid
drop  in the quality
of  language  but as
long  as I don't try
to   write  cool  it
should     be    OK.
There's nothing more
rediculous  then  an
Idiot    trying   to
write something cool
in   english   (with
much    slang,    of
course),    but   he
can't   even   spell
basterd,     bastad,
bastard!   (like all
true  members of the
master race (got it?
(and  you  know it's
chaos       writing:
Bracket    Overflow!
()))).              
                    
Forst  some very vew
messages  because  I
am     under    time
pressure:  Hi to all
my  friends on Amiga
and ST, please don't
be   angry   that  I
don't  write back at
the moment, I hope I
will  find  the time
in the next weeks (I
have  to  work  in a
holyday  camp  for 7
to  15 year old kids
because  of my civil
service.  that's the
reason     for    my
shortage on time).  
                    
Message to  Mage  of
Cytax:   OH, you are
so  smart, everybody
should          code
musicdisks  with dos
loader, even if they
would  run  only  on
1meg  amigas if they
do  so  because  the
operating     system
eats   much  memory.
and my hardloader is
so  bad  that  I had
only   2   complains
about  it  till now.
jesterday  even runs
on   the  A3000,  as
well  as  this  demo
does.   By  the way,
it  is  possible  to
install jesterday on
harddisk,   i   will
release    a   short
installation        
programm  very soon.
And don't talk about
fast   dos  loaders,
you  don't  know the
basic   rules.   one
file     for    each
article?   LAME, try
out  the seek-comand
and  save  about 1.5
blocks    for   each
article  (header and
1/2  Block  of  lost
data).     when   it
comes  to  fast  dos
loading  have a look
at the zine code and
learn  how to code a
prefetching     that
does not disturb the
display at all.  and
please   don't  fear
that   any   veteran
coder feels offended
when  he  reads  the
codercorner, he will
have a good laugh if
he sees the rotation
formulas.     matrix
calculations     are
faster, more precise
and  much  easier to
optimise   and  code
(just   think  about
realtime  calculated
dot spheres).  thats
enough  about coding
lessons,  I continue
with a few greets:  
                    
Hi  Weaponmaster  of
Cytax,  hope to meet
you soon on a party.
                    
Cougar   of   Detect
(not   the  same  as
cougar  of  Sanity):
thanks    for    the
diskloading    hint,
how   is   you   mag
doing?  at least YOU
know about Seek()!  
                    
Hannibal         (ex
sunjohn) of anarchy:
hope     you    will
continue  to  code a
screen  from time to
time,   just   think
about   the  end  of
Panther.        he's
brilliant and now he
codes silly low-cost
games...            
                    
Oh,  dear, I have to
stop  now  or  I run
out  of time, i hope
I can come with more
greets  in  my  next
production,   now  I
continue    with   a
scroll    i    wrote
earlier:            
                    
                    
                    
                    
I  Want to write why
i  did this program.
I    did    it    to
demonstrate      the
possibilities  of  a
new  zoom  routine I
introduced   in  the
Jesterday  menu.   I
wantet to make shure
that    nobody   can
claim    this    for
himself,  because  i
did  not  use  it to
it's    limits    in
Jesterday.   Offence
came     out    with
something   similar,
but     you    can't
compare   it.   They
put  the logo in all
different  sizes  in
the Memory, and then
they  simply do some
Modulo  stess.   The
possibilities     of
this  method is very
limited  because  of
the extreme usage of
Memory.  I need only
a  sixteenth  of the
memory   they  would
need,  so  I  can do
much  bigger  Logos,
more  logos and even
a   scroller.   It's
almost  like  a real
hardware-zoom.   But
the  copperlist is a
bit   overloaded,  I
didn't   manage   to
implement    shading
(please  notice that
I  avoided  the word
impossible,  because
I   did  almost  all
things     I    ever
thought     to    be
impossible,         
impossible    effect
take  usually  about
half   a   year   of
thinking..)         
                    
Still somebody there
????????????????????
OK, lets continue...
                    
I  apologise for the
small    bugs    and
unfinished  bits  in
this demo:          
                    
                    
                    
    AN APOLOGISE    
                    
                    
                    
I  had very few time
to  finish  the last
bits,  so  I  had to
work  very  quickly.
Especially       the
movements  are ugly,
and     I     didn't
implement       real
perspective,        
although    I   know
everything     about
forward differencing
and    the   squared
equations  you  need
for this task.      
                    
                    
                    
        Sorry       
                    
                    
                    
Please   excuse  the
typing errors, but i
really  didn't  have
the  time  to  check
them out.           
                    
Scroll      repeats,
please        ignore
missing dashes, this
font has no dashes!