.........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO ALL GUYS AROUND THE GLOBE. IF YOU WANNA JOIN US, CONTACT US. IF YOU WANNA SWAP WITH US, CONTACT US. OUR ADDRESS IS:     PLK 004945 B       2100 HAMBURG 90      WEST GERMANY      PLEASE NO LAME LOSERS LIKE 'DUCKY OF ROBOKIDS'. WE ONLY LIKE FAST AND INTELLIGENT GUYS. CRAZY GROUPS ARE ALSO WELCOMENED. WE ARE SPECIALLY SEARCHING FOR GOOD SUPPLIERS. IF WE GOT NO ORIGINALS, WE CAN'T MAKE ANY CRACKS. THE TITANICS MULTI DEMO DISK IS UNDER WORK, STAND BY. IT WILL BE FINISHED IN SEVERAL MONTHS. ALSO PLANNED IS THE SECOND VOLUME OF THE 'MULTI XTRA TOOL DISK'. KOMMT ZEIT, KOMMT RAT. ALSO IMMER SCHOEN COOL BLEIBEN LEUTE.                        ........     .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO JWX OF 777-TEAM.     HELLO JUHA, EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT ??? SORRY FOR MY LATE REPLY, BUT MAY YA KNOW THAT ARMY IS NOT THE BEST I LIKE. I WANNA THANK YOU FOR THE CONTINUELESS (MORE OR LESS) SENDING OF HOT STUFF. SO I GOT SOME NEWS TO PLAY WITH. IF YOU HAVE NEW DIAS OR PHOTOS, SEND THEM. I LIKE THEM (SPECIALLY YOUR X-MAS CARD) KEEP ON, YOUR FRIEND  JAN.                        ........     .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO A.C.C.     HELLO ANDY! SORRY ABOUT YOUR ABITUR!! IF YOU WANT TO SWAP AGAIN, CONTACT ME!!!  YOURS: ZULU                         ........     .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO FRED OF ACKERLIGHT.   HEY FRED, AS YOU ARE INTERESTED IN AMIGA MUSIC LIKE NO OTHER I KNOW FROM OTHER GROUPS I GIVE YOU A LITTLE DEDICATION (AS FAR AS I CAN DO IT). KEEP ON MAKING GOOD SONGS FOR AMIGA. GREETINGS FROM JAN OF TITANICS.                        ........      .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO ALPHA FLIGHT.   THANX FOR YOUR GREAT CRACKER JOURNAL. IT ALWAYS MEANS FUN FOR US TO READ IT. IF YOU NEED SOME NEW MUZAX OR COMIX (!!) FOR IT, LET US KNOW.                             ........     .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO INGXXX OF ANTRAX.   HI MAN! KEEP ON MAKING COOL MUZAX' AND DON'T WORRY 'BOUT LATE RESPONSE! I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I GOT SOME GUYZ FOR YOU, WHO NEED SOME MUZAK FOR GAMES.    SEE YOU LATER, ALIGATOR.  JACK!                         ........      .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO APPLE CIDER SPIDER.   HI OLLI, KERK AND MOP. THIS IS OUR NEW PRODUCT. COOL, EH??  WHAT ABOUT MOP'S 16000ER??  DON'T KILL YOUR LIVER BY DRINKING SO MUCH, OLDI     (ZULU)                       ........     .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO BLACK MONKS.   HI MEGATHERION. IF YA AND YA GROUP NEED SOME MUZAK OR GFX, CONTACT US !!! CALL JACK!!                          ........      .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO DEXION.   WE LIKED YOUR INTROS. COOL WORK.  CONTACT US. WE HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU VERY SOON!!                          ........      .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO DIGITAL ARTS.   HI TDA. THANX FOR DELIVERING ME WITH GOOD, NEW STUFF. WHAT DO YA THINK ABOUT THIS COOL PIECE OF WORK? HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON.   ZULU.                        ........     .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO D.O.C    TO UNKNOWN: NICE SMALL TALK WE HAD ON THE CEBIT. (YOU WONDERED HOW TO PRONOUNCE 'XCALIBUR'! REMEMBERING??) HOPE TO SEE YOU ON THE AMIGA-EXPO IN KOELN AND YOUR LETTERS IN OUR PLK (WITH THE P.E.N.I.S.!)                        ........     .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO DUCKY OF ROBOKIDS.   LISSEN TO ME, LITTLE BASTARD.  NEVER TRY AGAIN TO TALK SUCH DIRTY SHIT ABOUT US. YOU THINK YOU GOT THE BEST CONTACTS OF THE WORLD, OH MY GOD. YOU LITTLE KIDS  SHOULD BETTER PLAY IN THE FJORDS INSTEAD OF IMAGINE TO BE THE BEST IN WORLD.   JUST FUCK OFF AND STICK YOUR LITTLE SPERMY FINGERS IN YOUR ASSHOLE. FUCKIN' GREETINGS FROM TITANICS !                        ........      .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO DOZE OF DOUBLE TROUBLE.    THANX FOR MAKING SOME OF THESE MIXES POSSIBLE. PERHAPS WE'LL MEET AGAIN SOMEDAY. ALSO I BIG HI TO FATZO!      JACK                        ........     .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO ENERGY.   SOME DWARVES OF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS VERY FUNNY TO LAUGH ABOUT OUR EX GROUP-NAME. I'M SURE THEYWERE ALREADY REMOVED FROM YOUR GROUP CALLED ENERGY (HARHARHAR!!). THEY ARE PISSHEADS. FUCK THEM OFF AND DIE!!                       ........     .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO ERNIE UND BERT.   ...EIN MENSCH HAT ZWEI NASEN, VIER OHREN .....  (OK, OK. IST 'N PLATZFUELLER!)                                             ........     .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO THOMAS OF ESCAPE.    YOU MAYBE ONLY CAN JOIN US IF YOU CONTACT US. WE HOPE YOU ARE ABLE TO PRESENT US SOMETHING SPECIAL. SEE YOU.                       ........      .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO HUTCHBYTE.    HI GUY - CONTACT ME AGAIN!! GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR NEW CREW (NO NAME TEAM)     JACK                        ........     .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO IT.    COOL MEGA-DEMOS YOU MADE SO FAR. ALSO NICE MUZAX. HOPE TO SEE SOME NEW STUFF FROM YOU.                         ........      .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO IVAN.   MESSAGE IN DEUTSCH, WEIL DU BESTIMMT NICHT SO SCHNELL UEBERSETZEN KANNST. ICH HOFFE, DASS ICH HEUTE ABEND NOCH INS DW KOMMEN KANN, WEIL DIE ANDEREN KNILCHE MICH HIER ZUM ARBEITEN ZWINGEN.(MIT DER PEITSCHE (ECHT!!))  LEIDER KRIEG ICH JA NU DOCH KEIN ANDECHS MEHR VON DIR, WEIL WIR DAS JA NEULICH SCHON WEGGELENZT HABEN. PROST.......                  (HICKS!)  YOUR SAUFKUMPEL STARBUG!                       ........      .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO O.M.C.T.    HI MAN YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND. KEEP ON DRAWING. GOOD LUCK !  OH WIE GUT,DASS MAN SICH SO GUT AUF DICH VERLASSEN KANN. (HUESTEL!)  (JACK)                THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE ! TITANICS!!! (STARBUG)                        ........      .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO SOKO    THANX FOR THE BILL BECAUSE OF THE 'SACHBESCHAEDIGUNG S-BAHN'. FUCK OFF !!!!!!!!!!!   (XXX)                         ........     .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO AIX-386 SYSOP.   HIHO JOHN. STILL TELECOMUNICATING WITH THE WHOLE WORLD ?? I JUST WANNA THANK YOU FOR THE NEVERENDING SENDING OF THE UK'S LATEST MAGAZINES. HOPE YOU'LL NEVER STOP THIS. MAY YOU'LL FIND THIS DISK IN 'THE ONE' PUBLIC DOMAIN PAGES AGAIN. WHO KNOWS ??? I HOPE IT.  GREETINGS TO YOU, JAN.                        ........     .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO TOP BOYS..    SORRY, I DIDN'T SEND YA A LOGO. CONTACT ME AGAIN IF THERE IS STILL ANY INTEREST! (JACK)                       ........      .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO TRISTAR.    COOL GRAPHICS YOU MADE.  PLEASE CONTACT US.                           ........      .........                                    SPECIAL MESSAGE TO TROLL OF ECA.    THANX FOR YOUR ASSEMBLER-LESSONS - KEEP ON HACKING!!!!!! THANX FOR COOL CINEMA- AND BLOCKHOUSE-TIME!!          (JACK!!)                         ........       >          @   IT'S TIME...                          IT'S TIME FOR A NEW EXPERIENCE. IT'S TIME FOR A NEW GROUP... IT'S TIME FOR          TITANICS  ¡  @    ø        TITANICS, A NEW STAR ON THE SKY. MAKE SURE THAT YOUR STEREO AMPLIFIER IS CONNECTED TO THE AMIGA. PUMP UP THE VOLUME. OBELISK IS WRITING...                                  AS I'M A MEMBER OF TITANICS I'VE GOT THE PROUD PLEASURE TO WRITE THE FIRST LINES EVER WRITTEN FOR  TITANICS...                        AT FIRST SOME USEFULL CONTROLL TIPS: USE THE UP'N'DOWN CURSORS TO CHOSE A THEME, PRESS RETURN TO LOAD.                     USE LEFT'N'RIGHT CURSORS TO SELECT A SPECIAL MESSAGE AND PRESS ENTER (NOT RETURN) TO READ.                     THIS IS THE FIRST VOLUME OF                      TITAN TRAX    @   @                              @×THIS MUSIC-DISK WAS ONLY MADE POSSIBLE WITH HARD WORK DONE BY THE FOLLOWING MEMBERS:                     @       JACK - ALL MUSIC AND GRAPHICS - åSTARBUG - INTRO AND DISK HANDLING -  GOLDFINGER - BOOTINTRO - AND AT LAST BUT NOT LEAST: GREAT GURU - FOR HIS SUPERB SOUNDCRUNCHER.                                I THINK THAT THIS IS THE BEST MUSIC DISK EVER MADE FOR AMIGA COMPUTERS WORLDWIDE.                          STARBUG WILL TELL YA LATER SOME MORE TECHNICAL DETAILS ABOUT THIS DISK. A COMPLETE LIST OF ALL OFFICIAL MEMBERS WILL COME UP RIGHT NOW:                               STARBUG       @   @                      --- CODING ---                       GOLDFINGER      @   @                      --- CODING ---                          JACK         @   @                      --- MUSIC AND (USUALLY) GRAPHICS ---                     GREAT GURU      @   @                      --- CODING, CRACKING ---                          OBELISK       @   @                      --- SPREADING AND ORGANIZING ---                         ZULU         @   @                      --- GRAPHICS AND SOUND FX ---                          THIEF        @   @                      --- CODING AND SWAPPING ---                          TRIAD        @   @                      --- CODING ---                         KASI         @   @                      --- MUSIC ---                         CURLY         @   @                      --- BODYGUARD (FOR COPYPARTIES!) ---                                       PERHAPS WE'LL GET SOME NEW MEMBERS IN THE NEAR FUTURE.  WE'LL SEE WHAT THE FUTURE BRINGS...                   IF YOU ARE INTERESTED TO JOIN US OR JUST TO SWAP LATEST STUFF THEN CONTACT US AT THIS SAFE ADDRESS:                        @    @      PLK 004945 B   @    @     2100 HAMBURG 90  @    @     WEST GERMANY   @   @                            DIDN'T GET IT YET ??  CHOSE IN THE MESSAGE MENU 'CONTACTS' AND IT WILL COME UP AGAIN.                            WELL FRIENDS OF ACID, HOUSE AND HIP-HOP, OR DO YOU NOT PREFER THIS KIND OF MUSIC ???  IF SO, I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU, BECAUSE I ALSO PREFER MORE HEAVY STUFF. BUT BECAUSE THIS IS AN AMIGA, I GOT AN 'OPEN EAR' FOR ANY KIND OF MUSIC MADE WITH THIS MACHINE.                                               NOW GET UP IN HEAVEN WITH STARBUG, THE TROUBLE SHOOTER (WHATEVER IT MEANS ? I DON'T CARE). IT'S TIME TO SAY ADIOS MY FRIENDS...                  *****************************************                    OK FRIENDS AND FELLOW CODERS, THIS IS NOW STARBUG TYPING. NOW I GOTTA CONTINUE THE SCROLLY. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE DISK SO FAR, BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY REASON WE MADE THIS FOR. (I SURE HAD THE BIGGEST STRESSSSS!!!) PERHAPS I SHOULD TELL YA NOW SOME FACTS 'BOUT THE DISK!!!                      SO... WHAT'S THE SPECIAL THING WITH THIS DISK??? I'LL TELL YA. COUNT THE SONGS AND NUMBER OF DIFFERENT LONG SAMPLES THEY INCLUDE.  THIS DISK CONTAINS ABOUT 1.4 MEGABYTE (CRUNCHED!) OF PURE DIGI-SAMPLES. THAT MEANS ABOUT 80 PERCENT OF THIS DISK. ANOTHER 10 PERCENT IS USED FOR THE THE MUZAKDATA (PATTERNS). SO THERE'S 10 PERCENT OF THE DISK FOR INTRO AND OTHER SHIT. QUITE NICE, ISN'T IT? I THING THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL SOUNDDISK AVAIBLE ON AMIGA AT THIS TIME.                    × BUT ENOUGH OF THAT TECHNICAL DATAS.            SPECIAL THANX MUST GO TO GOLDFINGER FOR HIS NICE BOOT-INTRO AND THE CODE-WORK HE DID ON THIS DISK, TO MAKE YOU LOTS OF PROBLEMS GRABBING OUR ROUTINES. SO YOU ARE ALLOWED TO PUT THE SONGS IN YOUR DEMO, IF YOU WANT. YOU JUST GOTTA SNATCH IT OUT. YOU SHOULDN'T TRY TO USE SOUNDHACKER OR ANY SIMILAR KIND OF THINGS, BECAUSE WE USE A SPECIAL, OWN CODED SOUNDTRACKER-PLAYROUTINE. IT MAKES THE MODULES MUCH SHORTER AND TAKES LESS RASTER-TIME.                             NOWADAYS, THAT THE AMIGA-INTRO-LEVEL IS QUITE HIGH IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO CAUSE A SENSATION OR TO BECOME FAMOUS. BUT I THINK WITH GOOD CODINGS AND FAST SWAPPING THERE ARE STILL ENOUGH CHANCES  FOR US. BESIDES WE ARE NO REALLY NEW GROUP (ONLY A 'RESTART-COMPANY') STILL WITH OUR EX- AND GOOD CONTACTS AROUND THE WORLD. THE REASON FOR US TO PAUSE THAT LONG PERIOD (ABOUT 3 MONTHS!) WAS THE FACT, THAT OUR ONE AND ONLY SPREADER HAD TO BECOME A POTENTIAL MURDERER. YES HE HAD TO DO HIS BASIC-EDUCATION (...ODER WIE WUERDET IHR 'GRUNDAUSBILDUNG UEBERSETZEN?) AT THE GERMAN ARMY. ARMY LIFE! (EXPLOITED!) YEP! I THINK HE DIDN'T REALY ENJOYED IT VERY MUCH. NO.                                  BUT AWAY FROM OBELISK! BACK TO THE INTRO. THE CODING WAS DONE WITH A NEW ASSEMBLER, WHICH ISN'T PUBLISHED YET. I AM A KIND OF TESTER AND BUG-SEARCHER (STARDEBUGGER NOT STARBUG), BUT THE ASSEMBLER WILL BE PUBLISHED PERHAPS DURING THE NEXT MONTHS. AND I CAN TELL YA... IT WILL BEAT SEKA AND GENAM 2.0 AND ALL OTHERS...  (NO IT IS NOT FROM ME (WHAT A PITY!!)).                                  ON MY WAY TO THE INTRO-FINISH THERE BEEN:     3 TIMES HARDERRORS ON MY ONE AND ONLY SOURCE-DISK. ABOUT 6 READ-WRITE-ERRORS ON THE SAME DISK.   2 TIMES I SAVED OLD STUFF TO MY ACTUAL VERSION OF THE SOURCE. AND AFTER ALL THAT THERE CAME NEARLY THE WHOLE CREW AND ASKED ME IF I SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE A BACKUP OF THE SOURCE. HMM. PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS, BUT I LIKE THAT KIND OF NERVE-RACKING FEELING.  YEP!                       @× AND THE BEST IS.... I DON'T GET ANY MONEY FOR THAT SHIT.                  FUCK!!!!!!!      @   @                             HOW SHALL I PAY MY CHARGES?? LAST FRIDAY I'VE BEEN AT THE DW (A YOUTH-PUB). IT IS ONE OF THE PLACES IN HAMBURG, WHERE YOU CAN GET ANDECHS-KLOSTERBRAEU. (HMMM! DAS SCHMECKT LECKER!) SO GOLDFINGER AND I ARRIVED AT 10 'O CLOCK IN THE EVENING AND THE ANDECHS WAS ALREADY SOLD OUT. THE REASON WAS THE BIRTHDAY OF THE DW. (LOTS OF PEOPLE DRINK LOTS OF BEER!) SO WE HAD TO DRINK EINBECKER-UR-BOCK-DUNKEL (AUCH NICHT ZU VERACHTEN!) SO HOW SHALL I PAY ALL THAT BEER AND LAGER, WITH A LOUSY CODER-INCOME.   OUR SPREEDER (SO HE HIMSELF PRONOUNCES 'SPREADER'!!) IS PAID TO HIGH. I SHOULD TELL THE TRADE-UNION. YEP, I SHOULD!                             EINE HIMMELSCHREIENDE UNGERECHTIGKEIT!                                               BEFORE I'LL REACH THE KEYBOARD TO JACK, I'LL TELL YA HOW TO CONTACT ME. SO IF YA WANT TO CONTACT ME, THEN CONTACT ME. PERHAPS YOU COULD WRITE IT IN THE LETTER, THAT THE CONTENTS ARE FOR ME, STARBUG. (THAT IS IMPORTANT, IF YA WANT TO SEND ME SOME MONEY. INTROS 'N' UTS ARE WELCOME.                                 HI DUDES! JACK IS TYPING. THIS IS MY FIRST MUSIC-DISK AND MY FIRST LOGO I EVER DRAWN FOR THE TITANICS. IT TOOK ONLY ONE AFTERNOON TO DESIGN AND DRAW. WELL I THINK THERE SHOULDN'T BE TOOOOOO MUCH CRITICTS ON THAT.                      A MESSAGE TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND CONTACTS. SORRY 'BOUT LESS ACTIVITY FROM ME THE LAST MONTHS, BUT I HAD TO DRAW THE GFX FOR THREE GAMES AT THIS TIME, THAT MEANT THAT I HAD TO LITTLE TIME TO SWAP ANYTHING. AND SORRY, TWO, IF I FORGOT SOME GOOD FRIENDS IN THE SPECIAL MESSAGE-MENUE (HI ACROPOLE!). AND I'M SORRY, THREE, THAT THE LOGO ABOVE THE MUSIC-MENUE ISN'T REALLY FINISHED, SO FAR. (HI HI OBELISK!!)                        A MESSAGE TO ALL GOOD GFX- AND MUZAK-FREAKS (LIKE TERMINATOR OF TRISTAR AND SLL) GET IN TUCH WITH US OR BETTER ME. WE (GREAT GURU N ME) MAKE ALSO (SEMI)PROFESSIONAL SYNTHESIZER MUZAX. (ROLAND FOREVER!)                     MY USUALLY WORK IS TO MAKE GRAPHICS. DON'T CONTACT ME FOR GAME-SWAPPING.                      A BIG COMPLEMENT MUST GO TO: CINEMAWARE, JAMES D. SACHS, JOHN CUTTER, SLL, KEFRENS, SODANS GFX-SLAVE -  FOR THEIR GOOD PRODUCTS THEY HAVE BROUGHT US THIS YEAR. KEEP ON WORKING.    HEY BBB OF GIGALINE CONTACT ME AGAIN!    AT LAST SOME TIPS ABOUT THE MUZAK: MY OWN FAVORITE SONG IS 'THIS IS HOUSE'. THE SECOND PLACE IS: 'ACID HOUSE' FOLLOWED AT THE THIRD PLACEW WITH 'DANCEFLOOR-ACT'. THE REST YOU CAN FORGET!!! THE SONG 'THIS IS HOUSE' IS DEDICATED TO THE REAL 'HOUSE SOUND OF CHICAGO' (YEAH!!). LISTEN TO THE 'ACID-PANIK-MIX' WITH HEADPHONES, BECAUSE IT IS MADE FOR THAT. 'DANCEFLOOR-ACT' IS THE FIRST SONG I EVER MADDE AND 'HOUSE-STYLE' IS DEDICATED TO DOUBLE TROUBLE.                OK GUYZ. LIVE IN PEACE. MORE NEWS FROM ME AND STARBUG WILL FOLLOW, BUT NOW THE GREETINGS. IF THERE ARE ANY GREETINGS TO GUYZ WHO ARE NO CONTACTS OF US TILL NOW, GET IN TUCH.    BUT NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE GREETINGS...                     THE GREETINGS ARE GOING TO:   ---   777-TEAM   ---   ACKERLIGHT   ---   AIX-386   ---   ALPHA FLIGHT   ---   AMIGA INDUSTRIES   ---   AMIGA SYNDICATE 2010   ---   ANTRAX   ---   APPLE CIDER SPIDER  ---   BAMIGA SECTOR ONE   ---   BARACUDA   ---   BEASTIE BOYS   ---   BENCOR BROTHERS   ---   BLACK MONKS (MAD MONKS)   ---   C.P.S   ---   DEATHSTAR   ---   DEFJAM   ---   DEXION   ---   DIGITAL ARTS   ---   DIGITAL FORCE   ---   D.O.C   ---   DOUBLE TROUBLE   ---   EAGLE SOFT INC.   ---   ENERGY   ---   ERNIE AND BERT   ---   ESCAPE   ---   FASHION   ---   GORK OF FLASH FORCE   ---   ICG   ---   IRIS   ---   IT   ---   JUNGLE COMMAND   ---   KEFRENS   ---   KNIGHT HAWKS   ---   MEGAFORCE   ---   NORTH STAR AND FAIRLIGHT   ---   PHALANX   ---   PIRANHAS   ---   PROPHETS AG   ---   QUADLITE   ---   RAZOR   ---   RED SECTOR   ---   SUNRIDERS   ---   SANXION   ---   SILENTS   ---   SINNERS   ---   SHARKS   ---   SK1 SOFTWAREDEZERNAT   ---   STACK AND X-MEN   ---   TOP BOYS   ---   THREAT   ---   TRAITORS   ---   TRIAD (THE GROUP)   ---   TRIANGLE   ---   TRILOGY   ---   TRISTAR   ---   TSK-CREW   ---   U.W.E.   ---   VORTEX 42   ---   WILD COPPER   ---   WORLD OF WONDERS  ---   XCALIBUR AND OBELISK CREW   AND TO ALL THE OTHERS WE FORGOT. OK THATS ALL FOR NOW WITH THE GREETINGS.    ATTANTION! ATTENTION! EVERYONE, WHO READS THIS, WRITE A POSTCARD AND WRITE YOUR FAVOURITE SONG ON IT. THE BEST SONG WILL BE MEGA-REMIXED AND PUBLISHED AT ONCE!                     å THAT'S REALY HIGH-TECH, ISN'T IT, MANU, DU ALTE SAU. IF YA THINK YOU CAN SATIFIE US WITH A PALETTE OF CARLSQUELL YOU ARE FALSCH GEWICKELT. FOR THE READER: IVAN AND ME, WE SAVED MANU TO GO IN THE AUSNUECHTERUNGSZELLE IN THE NEW-YEAR-NIGHT. (DEN ALTEN ARSCH HABEN WIR SATTE ZWEIEINHALB STUNDEN AUF FINSTERSTEN WALDWEGEN NACH HAUSE GESCHLEPPT. ICH GLAUBE ER HAT ES GENOSSEN, DIE SAU!) FOR THAT RUINED NEW-YEAR-NIGHT HE SHOULD SPENT US THE HALF OF AMOUNT HE HAD TO SPENT AT A 'AUSNUECHTERUNGSZELLE' (CANT FIND THAT IN THE DICTIONARY!). THAT MEANS ABOUT 250 DM FOR US. WELL, LETS SEE WHAT WE WILL GET FOR OUR MONEY. WHAT ABOUT SOME BEER CASKS OF ANDECHS AND MAKING ANOTHER PARTY. LET'S INVITE RICK THE BOMBER AND OTHER ONES AND THE EVENING WILL BE GREAT. START SAVING YOUR MONEY.       OK BUT NOW WILL FOLLOW A PART IN GERMAN LANGUAGE, FOR OUR YOUNG SUPPORTERS. LET'S TALK IN GERMAN.                                       BBBBUT... BBBBUT... HOER AUF ZU STOTTERN...  UNSER AUFTRITT HERR KOLLEGE.... NOW STARBUG AND JACK WILL WRITE IN GERMAN WEITER. DAS IST DIE GROSSE BUNTE TITANICS SHOW UND WIR SIND ALLE MIT DABEI... HI FREAKS AND GIRLIES... HIER IST JACK - JAWOLL - UND WIR WOLLEN EUCH EIN WENIG UNTERHALTEN... ENGLISH POEPLE KEEP ON READING... MORE ENGLISH TEXT WILL FOLLOW... HIER IST KERMIT DER FROSCH, ODER AUCH NICHT, AUF JEDEN FALL IST HIER JACK! (ANM VON STARBUG: WO IST DA DER UNTERSCHIED??) UND ALS ERSTES MAL EIN PAAR JACK SPRITES BITTE...                       AHA... THANX BUGGIE... HEY LEUTE, ICH HABE FUER DIESE DISK HEUTE EXTRA DIE SCHULE SAUSEN LASSEN - HOEHOE... DA SAUST SIE... EEEEOOOIIIUNN (#)  @($%&!!)        ... (DAS WAR DIE SAUSENDE SCHULE!) - OK... ALSO LEUTE - ICH WOLLTE DIESE SHIT MUSIK GAR NICHT MACHEN, WAR ECHT EIN VERSEHEN, WAR DAS. UND BUGGIE å(ER MEINT MICH (STARBUG))  HAT MICH DANN GEZWUNGEN DIE MUSIKEN AUF DIESE 'NO-NAME' DISK ZU MACHEN... JAHA... OK... ALL THE SAME... AEHM... JA... BUG, SCHREIB MAL WAS... å WER ? ICH?? DRUECKT MIR DAS KIBOARD IN DIE HAND, WO ICH MEIN SCRIPT NOCH GAR NICHT FERTIG HABE.  NA WARTE ! TJA LEUTE, AUCH JACKE HAT SCHON EIN DEMO GEMACHT ... (DU ALTE PETZE (JACK)) ... åHE, UNTERBRICH MICH NICHT IMMER. ALSO WIR WAREN BEI DEINEM DEMO.... HIER EINE KLEINE KOTZPROBE...:                   @H A L L O@  L  E U@T E   H I@E R   I S T   J@A C K                                        @   @                               BBUUAAHH... ALTER NEIDHAMMEL... DIE MICKRIGSTEN CODER MUESSEN IMMER UEBER DIE BESTEN HERZIEHEN (RAEUSPER, KAEMM, HUESTEL...) - JA... SO ISSAS... ABER NUN WAS ANDERES... BUG DIE ALTE NIETE WIRD ES VIELLEICHT NICHT SCHAFFEN EIN VON UNS DIGITALISIERTES BILD EINZUBAUEN...                       WIRD ER ES SCHAFFEN ???                            (TROMMELWIRBEL!!!)                   PRESS HELP                  WENN NUN KEIN FAHNDUNGSFOTO VON UNS ERSCHEINEN SOLLTE - HAT DIE OLLE NIETE ES NATUERLICH NICHT GESCHAFFT. BUAHHHH!!!     NO DISKSPACE... HOEHOE... ABER ER MEINTE JA ICH SOLL DIE REVOLUTIONMUCKE RAUFMACHEN, OBWOHL DIE VOELLIG KURZ, DUEMMLICH UND BESCHISSEN IST. AUSSERDEM SIND BEI DEM LIED AUCH EIN PAAR GERRIPTE INSTRUMENTE VON VON SUBWAY (AEHAEM... HUHU... THANX AND SORRY (BERUHIGT EUCH, JUNGS, ES IST DIE EINZIGE MUSE MIT GERIPPELTEN INSTRUMENTEN, DIE ANDEREN SIND ALLE SELBST GESAMPELT UND ERSTELLT.)) ABER STARBERT UND BERTELISK HABEN MICH DANN DOCH UEBERREDET... PAH!           AN ALLE DIE DIESE MUSIK GUTFINDEN: IHR SEID JA BEKNACKT... SO WAS DUMMES... KANN DOCH JEDER... TRY IT, IT IS REALLY QUITE SIMPLE. 'UAAAAHHHH'... 'YIUUU'... OK... COPY YOUR BLACK ASS ETC... ACH JA!! FUER ALLE DIE ES IMMERNOCH NICHT AUF DIE REIHE GEKRIEGT HABEN....WER VON UNS BEIDEN GERADE TIPPT, IST AN SEINEN NAMENS-SPRITES ZU ERKENNEN.                                                                    YEP... GAR NICH SO SCHWER ZU VERSTEHEN, ODER? HIER IS SCHON WIEDER STARBERT AN TASTEN. (HAU REIN!)å IST DAS VIELLEICHT NE BLOEDE SACHE NEN SCROLLTEXT ZU SCHREIBEN, WENN EINEM ALLE MOEGLICHEN LEUTE AUS DER  GRUPPE IMMER UEBER SCHULTER GUCKEN UND BEI JEDEM NOCH SO KLEINEN FEHLERCHEN GLEICH LOSKREISCHEN UND EINEM DIE DEUTSCHE ORTHOGRAPHIE ERKLAEREN ZU VERSUCHEN, DABEI SOLLTEN DIE WIRKLICH ERSTMAL SELBLER BEI SICH FUER ORDNUNG SORGEN. SONST KOENNTE DAS ZU PEINLICHEN SITUATIONEN KOMMEN, BESONDERS AUF COPY-PARTIES.           FANGEN WIR AN. STARBERTIS DEUTSCHLESSONS:      OBELISK: LAUTSCHRIFT 'GROG'.    NICHT ZU VERWECHSELN MIT ALKOHOLISCHEM GETRAENK. HIERBEI HANDELT ES SICH UM EIN MIT SALAT UND AEHNLICHEM BELEGTES BROT, DAS BEI ANDEREN MITTELEUROPAERERN UEBLICHERWEISE UNTER DEM NAMEN 'CROQUE' BEKANNT.             TRIAD: LAUTSCHRIFT: 'CAPPER'. AUF GRUND ZU HAEUFIGER BESUCHE IN DER WEIHNACHTSVORFUEHRUNG VON 'CAP UND CAPPER' (WALT DISNEY) ENTSTANDENER WORTMUTANT. EIGENTLICH GEMEINTER BEGRIFF IST, MAN GLAUBT ES KAUM, DER 'COPPER'.       OBELISK: LAUTSCHRIFT: 'DIE NEUE COOOPIE-DISK SPRIEDEN'. DIESE, BESONDERS NACH LANGEN COMPUTERMEETINGS ANZUTREFFENDE, SCHEINBAR BEABSICHTIGTE, WORTSPIELEREI, IST EIN WAHRER DAUERBRENNER. AUCH MEHRFACHE BEMUEHUNGEN DIESEN FAST ZUNGENBRECHERISCHEN SATZBAU ZU UMGEHEN SIND VERGEBENS GEWESEN. UEBERSETZUNG: DIE NEUE COPY-DISK SPREADEN!                   TRIAD: LAUTSCHRIFT: 'LORDER' TJA. MAN SOLLTE EIN PREISAUSSCHREIBEN VERANSTALTEN UND EINEN PREIS FUER DIE RICHTIGE UEBERSETZUNG AUSSETZEN. ICH GLAUBE GEMEINT IST EIN SOGENANNTER 'LOADER'.             JACK: 'IF'.  DER IN DIESER FORM AUSGESPROCHENE BEGRIFF IST NICHT ZU VERWECHSELN MIT DEM IM ENGLISCHEN AUFTRETENDEN CONDITIONAL-PRONOMEN 'IF', SONDERN VIELMEHR EINE IM AMIGA-BEREICH ANZUTREFFENDE ABKUERZUNG: INTER-FILE-FORMAT. (I F F)         JOJO! ES GEHT DOCH NICHTS UEBER EINE GEHOERIGE PORTION SELBSTVERARSCHUNG (WOBEI SICH DAS 'SELBST' AUF NICHT ANWESENDE GRUPPENMITGLIEDER BEZIEHT. OK J., O. UND U., IHR KRIEGT NOCH 'NE SCHRIFTLICHE ENTSCHULDIGUNG VON MIR, BEVOR IHR MICH NOCH AUS DER GRUPPE SCHMEISST! (HILFE!)                 SCHULLIGUNG!!!                   DOCH NUN, ZUR ABWECHSLUNG MAL WIEDER UNSER BERT-FANATIKER: JACK!                     OK BOYZ AND GIRLS... JACK AGAIN...  WHO'S IN DA HOUSE!  JACK IS IN THE HOUSE!                 #                              ACH JA, WHO'S IN DA HOUSE! MERLIN IST DIE ABSOLUTE RAP-NIETE. (JAU!) FAST SO DUMM, WIE KOOL MOEDEE ODER SCHOOLLY D.  D.J. JAZZY JEFF AND THE FRESH PRINCE FOREVER!! (HA, DAS WAR WIEDER EIN LUECKENFUELLER!)                          MANN, DAS RICHTIGE WETTER ZUM SURFEN !     ABER JACK, ICH KANN NICHT SURFEN! (STARBUG)      AEHM... DU HAST ES HIER MIT DEM SURFMEISTER DER GANZEN BALTIC ZU TUN. MICH KENNT MAN AN JEDEM STRAND(JACK!)å JA, JA. DA LAUFEN IMMER DIE SCHOENEN FEMININEN GESCHOEPFE RUM, DIE AUS ADAM'S RIPPE ENTSPRANGEN! (STARBUG)      JO, JO! I AM MELTING AWAY, ON THIS SUNNY DAY! (JACK!)        åDAS SIEHT MAN, DU TRIEFST JA SCHON, ODER IST DAS SCHWEISS?? (STARBUG)        NA NA NA! WIE WAERS MIT NER RUNDE ERNIE UND BERT?       åWAS? IST SCHON WIEDER 18:00???        KENNST DU SCHON DEN, WO ERNIE SCHAEFCHEN ZAEHLEN WILL, DIE JEDOCH ZU LAUT SIND UND DANN AUF FEUERWEHRAUTOS UMSTEIGT, WOBEI BERT AUS DEM BETT SPRINGT UND FEUER SCHREIT??             JOU! ODER DIE HIER: BERT WILL SEINE LIEBLINGSENDUNG UEBER DAS BRUNFTVERHALTEN VON TAUBEN SEHEN WILL, DOCH ERNIE LIEBER DEN DERBEN SCHWEDISCHEN PORNO SEHEN WILL? NACHDEM SIE SICH 'NE WEILE UMS PROGRAMM GESTRITTEN HABEN, LAEUFT ERNIE ZUM FENSTER UND SCHREIT, DAS SEI EIN KAMEL! BERT LAEUFT ZUM FENSTER UND ERNIE SETZT SICH IN DEN SESSEL UND SIEHT SEINE SENDUNG...             OBELISK: MEINE LIEBLINGSSTORY IST, WO ERNIE BERT ZWEI NASEN ANSTECKT!!!     ACH OBELISK, DU BIST SCHON WIEDER KINDISCH!!         HEUL!                     ACH, DA FAELLT MIR WAS EIN! NEULICH HABEN WIR UNSERE AETZENDE ENGLISCHLEHRERIN FERTIG GEMACHT (JACK)        åHAT SIE INS GRAS GEBISSEN?? (STARBUG)            NA JA, ICH GING DA SO MIT 'N PAAR FREUNDEN AUS MEINER KLASSE AUFM SCHULHOF RUM. DA HABEN WIR DOCH GLATT IN EINEM ABSOLUT VERWARZTEN MUELLEIMER EINE VOLLE BUDDEL SEKT GEFUNDEN (ZWISCHEN BANANENSCHALEN UND HALBVERDAUTEN SCHULBROTEN!) UND DA WIR UNSERE LEHRERIN JA SO TOLL FINDEN (KOTZ!), HABEN WIR SIE IHR GESCHENKT UND IHR DABEI GESAGT, WIR HAETTEN SIE IM LADEN FUER SIE GEKAUFT. SIE WAR SO GERUEHRT, IHR KAMEN DIE TRAENEN! JETZT ROLLT SIE IMMER DEN ROTEN TEPPICH AUS, WENN WIR DIE KLASSE BETRETEN. (JACK!)                  JA, JA DIE SCHULE!! EIN KUMPEL VON MIR HATTE MAL DIE GANZE SCHULE IN AUFRUHR VERSETZT. ER HATTE EINES TAGES DIE WITZIGE IDEE, EINE BOMBENATRAPPE IN SEINER SCHULE ZU LEGEN. DAS ERGEBNIS WAR SCHULAUSFALL FUER DEN REST DES TAGES UND EINE ANRUECKENDE FEUERWEHR SAMT BOMBENENTSCHAERFER!   KICHER! (SPECIAL HELLOS TO YOU, RICK THE BOMBER!!)      (STARBUG)                  HOHOHO!! SACHT MA, KOENNT IHR IRGENDWIE DDR1 EMPFANGEN? DA GAB ES VOR EIN PAAR JAHREN EINEN RICHTIGEN COMPUTERKURS!  DA HABEN DIE RICHTIG GEIL RUMGESAECHSELT UND WAS VON GROSSRECHNERN MIT 64 KB ERZAEHLT! LACH, GROEHL, JOHL, DAS BRAUCH ICH FUER MEINEN TASTATURPUFFER. (ICH HAB 3 MB (MB PRAESENTIERT!!))                  AND NOW BACK TO OUR INTERNATIONAL STANDARD.  AT LAST A MESSAGE FROM JACK! FUCKINGS TO ALL LOSERS! THEY WANNA BE THE BEST, BUT THEY ARE RICHTIGER BULLENKACKE ,LIKE NORMAN EVERS, THOMAS MACKE (DER HAT DOCH 'NE MACKE), MIKE ALBRECHT AND PETER MANTIK!! GET OUT OFF MY TIP AND DON'T WASTE MY TIME WITH YOUR STUPID, BORING GESUELZE.                            @  AND A BIG SMACK TO ALL NEAT GIRLIES. AUCH VON MIR (STARBUG!) HI CARO, CARINA, PAULA, PETRA, NIC AND ANJA!! CIAO YOURS JACK AND STARBUG!                  HEY BUGGIE: THANX FOR GHOSTWRITING! THE DISTANCE OF OUR PLACES DOESN'T ALLOW US TO COMPLETE THE SCROLLER PERFECTLY. THAT'S THE REASON WHY WE HAD TO PHONE ABOUT 6 HOURS. (WIR FINANZIEREN EIN STAATLICHES UNTERNEHMEN, DIE POST!!!)      ACH JA: OUR ALREADY HALF FINISHED GIGA-DEMO WILL BE GREAT!   (STARBUG)       NE ECHT? (JACK)    JA ECHT! (STARBUG)     UND WANN?? (JACK)     AM SANKT-NIMMERLEINSTAG! (STARBUG)       ACH SO (JACK)    NA DANN, AUFI GEHTS!    SEE YA LATER ALL GOOD, FAST, COOL, GREAT, INTRO- AND DEMO-CODERS AROUND THE WORLD!  DOCH NUN HABE ICH EINFACH KEINEN BOCK MEHR WAS ZU TIPPEN, AUSSERDEM IST DIE DISK AUCH ZIEMLICH VOLL!!                   SO, BUT NOW IT'S TIME...            IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE FOR THIS TIME...                       OK! SOME LAST WORDS NOW IN ENGLISH FROM STARBUG!                   GOOD BYE !     @   @                                         AND AGAIN!!!!!!