Poison Party Demo
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ACIIEEED!!!  WELCOME TO THE FIRST DEMO OF --DOOM DUTCH DIVISION--   THIS IS VORTEX WRITING.  AT FIRST I MUST TELL YOU THAT RAVISH JOINED DOOM, SO WE ARE NOW --DOOM DUTCH DIVISION--   SO GREET US NOW AS:  DOOM DUTCH DIVISION.     WANNA KNOW WHY THERE ARE NO ACID-SMILES IN THIS DEMO??  WELL, DONNO!!  WE MADE THIS DEMO ON THE POISON PARTY (??) IN LANDGRAAF FROM 1-3 JULY.  THERE WERE ONLY LAMERS ON THE PARTY SO WE WERE NOT VERY MOTIVATED TO MAKE A COOL DEMO!!  OKAY FALCON, OUR NEW MEMBER IS PLAYING CULT-SEXGAMES AND HE SEEMS TO ENJOY IT VERY HARD!!   SOME GIGA-GREETS TO ALL DOOM MEMBERS, AND THANX FOR LETTING US JOIN YOUR COOL GROUP!!   WELL, AT THIS MOMENT XYLONITE (EX-DEAD LEOPARD) IS EATING HIS, NO BETTER MAKE THAT SUCKING HIS, 34TH FRIKANDEL!!  XYPHIAS (EX HELLHOUND) IS SITTING NEXT TO ME BEING A TRUE LAMER!  CLODHOPPER-DOG IS BORED LIKE DRY SHIT, AND I (VORTEX) AM TYPING THIS TEXT INTO MEMORY!!  ALL VERY IMTRESTING INDEED!!  THIS PARTY IS A COMPLETE DISASTER!!  VERY LAME TOO!!  CLODHOPPER-DOG AND I WENT TO THE CHINESE-RESTAURANT EARLIER THIS EVE AND BOUGHT SOME CHINESE-FOOD.  IT WAS VERY MUCH AND I AM STILL WONDERING WHY THESE CHINESE ASSHOLES STAY SO LITTLE WITH THAT MANY FOOD!!!  HAHAHA!!  THE GREAT BLOB-BLOB TUNES PRODUCED BY C-64 ON THIS PARTY ARE REALLY GETTING BORING AFTER TWO DAYS!!   WE JUST DECIDED TO LEAVE TOMORROW (AAHH!!) AT ABOUT 2 O'CLOCK.  MMMH, XYPHIAS IS STILL SITTING NEXT TO ME BEING A MEGA-IDIOT. I THINK HE WANTS TO TYPE BUT WE WON'T LET HIM TYPE YET!! (HEHEHE!!)    PLEASE XYPHIAS PUT YOUR SHOES BACK ON 'CAUSE I CAN EVEN SMELL YOUR STINKING SOCKS WITH MY ENDELDARM!!!      AHH, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A LOOK AT THE LOCAL LAME-FUNPARK!! SO WE WILL BE BACK LATUR.....         HERE I AM AGAIN (VORTEX) TO BORE YOU EVEN MORE. COOL FUNPARK MAN! WHEN WE RETURNED TO THE PARTY (??) CLODHOPPER-DOG HAD SOME PROBS WITH HIS VOICE! TOO MUCH SHOUTING I THINK. HAHA!!  OH MY GOD!!  XYLONITE IS TAKING-OF HIS SHOES TOO! YEUGH!!   WELL, I THINK I'M DONE WRITING SCROLLTEXT FOR THIS DEMO, EXCEPT THAT I WILL GIVE YOU SOMEKINDA MEMBERLIST.  (FALCON ASKED ME TO DO THAT)   OKAY, MEMBERS OF --DOOM DUTCH DIVISION-- ARE:     VORTEX (CODER, SWAPPER, ADDITIONAL GFX)     CLODHOPPER-DOG (MUSIC)     XYLONITE (GFX)     FALCON (GFX, SWAPPER)     XYPHIAS (GFX)     LIGHTNING (SYS OP, SWAPPER)  (WE DON'T KNOW HIM YET, BUT BARRAX OF DOOM FINLAND ASKED US TO FORM THE DUTCH DIVISION TOGETHER WITH HIM!)     BOOGYMAN (MUSIC)      OKAY, OVER TO WHO KNOWS WHO, 'CAUSE ALL THESE GUYS ARE STARING AT THIS SCREEN WAITING TO GET THERE HANDS ON THIS (MINE) KEYBOARD!  LET THEM FIGHT FOR IT!! HAHAHA!!  VORTEX SIGNING OFF......                     HI THERE , I MANAGED TO FIGHT MY WAY TO DA KEYS AND NOW I AM FULLY READY TO ENTERTAIN YA ALL WITH AN INTERESTING SCROLLY.......OK , WHAT'S DA SUBJECT , WELL WHY DON'T I JUST MENTION THAT I HATE DIS PARTY , WHY YOU MAY WONDER ..., WELL (BUY THE WAY , FALCON TYPING HERE)..., AH , I WOZ TALKING 'BOUT DA PARTY , OK FIRST , THERE WERE ONLY ABOUT 4 AMIGA'S (TWO OF OURS OFCOZ!!!) BETWEEN ALL THOSE COMMODORE 64'S (YES, THEY STILL EXCIST!)...AND SECONDLY THEY TOLD ME TODAY THAT THE PARTY WILL END HOURS BEFORE PROMISED  ... AND THIRD , THOSE FEW GUYS WHO BROUGHT THEIR A500 WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF LAMERS... SO NO DEMO'S OR HOT STUFF AVAILABLE  (AND THAT IS ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS ABOUT A COPYPARTY AIN'T IT ?!  BUT NEVERTHELESS , WE MANAGED TO ENJOY OURSELVES , OFCOZ WITH DA HELP FROM MY ALWAYS COOL JOKES ! ...!!       ??    OK , THE FINNISH SECTION OF DOOM IS PLANNING A MEGADEMO FOR AN OCTOBER RELEASE , AND WE WILL ALSO BE DOIN' SOME STUFF FOR THAT  (I THINK). I HAVE ALREADY DRAWN TWO (VERY) NICE PICCY'S FOR IT ....HOPE IT WILL BE USED .. OK , NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT .. SWAPPING , A VERY NICE THING FOR US COMPUTER FREAKS. ..IF U THINK THAT U ARE REALLY FAST , THAN CONTACT ME AND SEND A FEW DISKS (PREFERABLY WITH SOME OF YOUR OWN PRODUCTIONS) AND YOU CAN BE SURE TO FIND SOME COOL STUFF IN YOUR BOX A FEW DAYZ LATER...(MY ADDRESS IS SHOWN IN THE MIDDLE PART OF THIS LITTLE MEETING DEMO) .. I GUESS I WILL HAND OVER DA KEYS TO THE GUY NEXT TO ME . SO HERE'S ....CLODHOPPER-DOG....                 HEY, HERE CLODDY. FIRST: MY THROATH IS FEELING LIKE A C-64 FUCKIN' AN AMIGA. SECOND: I DON'T LIKE FRIKANDELLEN. THIRD: MY EARS ARE RAPED.(ALL THOSE C-64'S TRYING TO PRODUCE SUM DECENT SOUNDS) FORTH: I TRAVELLED WHOLE THE WAY FROM NORTH TO SOUTH HOLLAND TO JOIN A ?!? PARTY ?!? WITH ONLY LAMERS LAMING LAME LAMINGS. FIFTH: I MADE A COOL GROOVY SONG WITH THOSE POPPY RYTHMS, WHAT HAPPENED??? THE DISK CRASHED!!!! GRMBLML!!! THE NIGHT B'FOR I FUCKED THE MUSIC UP, I HEARD A COOL ACID-TUNE. VORTEX ASKED ME TO MAKE THIS BEAT RIGHT AWAY. I COULDN'T REFUSE IT COZ IT WAS VERY SIMPLE, IT WAS FITTING WELL IN THE LAME LANDGRAAF ATMOZPHERE. SIXTH: I DON'T LIKE SHITTIN' ON A TOILET WITH PISS AND SCHAAMHAREN ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!   GREAT NEWS!!! VORTEX IS GONNA BUY A SAMPLER !!! THAT'S WHAT CLODDY IS LOOKIN' FOR!!!! IF I DON'T STOP NOW I'M GONNA USE THE AMIGA AS A PILLOW..... PS. I ABSOLUTELY DON'T STAND 100 PCT BEHIND THE NOISE YOU HERE IN THIS DEMO!!!!!            WELL, THIS IS XYLONITE AND IT'S (GETTING) RATHER BORING AT THIS GREAT PARTY, WHICH IS ALMOST AS GREAT AS THAT ONE AT FALCON'S (VORTEX NEIGHBOUR, NOT THE ONE IN DOOM)  I THINK THE MEMBERS HAVE WRITTEN ENOUGH ABOUT THE PARTY, SO I WON'T BORE YOU NO MORE WITH THE COPYPARTY (NO COPYING, NO PARTY) HERE. WHAT'S LEFT TO WRITE INSTEAD OF THIS PARTY-STUFF, NOTHING I THINK... SO I'LL JUST FILL UP THE SCROLLER WITH GREAT BULLSHITTIN' SEARCHING FOR A SUBJECT I HEAR THE WORD C-64, SO HOW ABOUT SOME C-64-HUMILIATIONS. FIRST OF ALL, I CAN'T HOLD THE CONTAINS OF MY STOMACHE ANYMORE WHEN I SEE THOSE GFX ON A 64ER. SECOND, WHEN I HEAR THOSE INCREDIBLE CHEAP SOUNDS MY HEAD CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT TO GET A HEADACHE. READING THIS AGAIN I REALISE THE THINGS I WROTE AREN'T FUNNY AT ALL, SO WE'LL GO TO ANOTHER SUBJECT. A GREAT ONE I XYPHIAS, WHO IS TRYING TO MAKE A DOOM-LOGO AS HORNY AS THE ONE YOU SEE HERE BELOW. I DON'T THINK HE'LL MANAGE THAT, CAUS' HE'S KIND OF A BAL GEHAKT. WHY ISN'T XYPHIAS ABLE TO PAINT SOMETHING THAT'S WORTH BEING SHOWN ON AN AMIGA? I THINK IT IS JUST CAUS' HE HAVEN'T GOT HIS DARLING FOR SUCH A LONG TIME. AFTER A FEW MONTHS HE SEEMED TO BE KNOWN WITH DP III A BIT. NOW HE IS FAMILIAR WITH OPTIONS LIKE DRAW, LINE AND SMOOTH, BUT THOSE FEATURES DON'T GUARANTEE A NICE LOGO. GOD BLESS YOU THIS TIME, CAUS' MY APPETITE FOR SCROLL-WRITING ISN'T WHAT IT USES TO BE. SO NOW YOU CAN RESET THE DEMO, CAUS XYPHIAS IS COMING UP WITH A SLEEP-STORY...                HEE GAAIZ SLEPT WELL! YEZ THIS IS YOUR OWN XYPHIAS TYPING SOME TEXT. LET'S NOT WRITE ABOUT THE LAME 64 TIKKERS IN THE NEXT ROOM, OR ABOUT THIS PARTY, THERE HAS BEEN ENOUGH ABOUT THAT I THINK. NO METALLICA ON THE BACKGROUND, NO ALCOHOL, NO NOTHING. VORTEX WANTS TO PACK THIS DEMO NOW, SO I GUESS, I'LL HAVE TO STOP FUCKING.. SNIK, SNIK! ALLRIGHT SEEYA!