XENOMORPHS!    @A NEW SCOOPEX-PRODUCTION , ONE OF THE BEST EVER MADE !
  DONE IN A PERIOD OF FIVE DAYS IN AUGUST 1989 &&&&&  OH WELL , I REALLY HATE
WRITING SCROLLTEXTS , BUT SOMEBODY HAS GOT TO DO IT , SO LITTLE BRAINBURNED
PIXELTHROWING DWARF J.O.E. WILL BRING YOU THE PLEASURE OF READING SOME WORDS
OF NEVERENDING WISDOM ! SO COME AND FOLLOW ME IN THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF
     XENOMORPHS!    @ A BLACK DARK SKY , SOME STARS AND IN THE FRONT OF IT SOME
GARBAGE FLYING AROUND !    YEAH THAT'S REALLY COOL ... TASTE THE SMELL OF OLD
BRAINS , BURNED BLOOD , DRIED SLIME AND MUCH MORE !    LISTEN TO THAT CRUEL TUNE
TORTOURING YOUR EARS AND READ SOME SELECTED WORDS OF REAL FOOLISHNESS !       
FIRST THE STORY OF THIS DEMO ... ONE LAZY AFTERNOON LITTLE BRAINBURNED * WAS
SITTING ALONE AT HOME , EATING SOME LAMERS , DRILLING IN HIS NOSE , HUNTING
DRIFTMINES IN HIS COCA-COLA , SO WITH OTHER WORDS J.O.E. WAS PRETTY BORED !    THEN
SUDDENLY THE RINGING OF THE PHONE RIPPED HIM OUT OF SLEEPING ! --- HIS OLD (!)
DUDE (DUDELDUH !) CHALLENGER WAS CALLING ... 'HEH TSCHOH WUELLST NET ZU MIA
KUMMAN A DEMO MOCHN , ODER !' (TRANSLATION OF HEAVY TYROLEAN SLANG 'HEY JOE , DO
YOU WANT TO COME TO ME , MAKING A DEMO , OR !') ... AND SOME DAYS LATER J.O.E. WAS
SITTING IN THE TRAIN , GETTIN' A FLAT ASS , RIDING TO CHALLENGERS PLACE ! &&&
1ST DAY ... WE WERE SITTING IN CHALLY'S (STRANGE NICKNAME) ROOM AND SEARCHING
(WITH A PAIN IN OUR BRAIN) FOR AN IDEA ... THINKING ... CHALLY ' WHAT ABOUT
A DEMO WITH 1000000 BOBS? YOU CAN DRAW THE BOBS WITH TWO AND A HALF COLOURS ,
ISN'T THAT GREAT? ' ... AFTER DANCIN' ON CHALLENGERS HEAD TO THE RHYTHM OF
AN OSTERMAN SONG I ASKED ' WHAT ABOUT MAKIN A SLIDESHOW FOR ME? ' OUUH !!! THAT
DISK , STICKIN' IN MY ASS , HURTS , OH BOY ! CONTINUING THIS NICE GAME THE WHOLE
AFTERNOON WE DECIDED TO MAKE A DEMO WITH FLYING PUSSIES ... BUT CHALLENGER
DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A PUSSY IS AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW ONE , SO WE GOT THE
GLORIOUS (STARS ? - SHARK !) IDEA TO MAKE A DEMO WITH FLYING SLIMEBALLS DESTROYED
MECHS , CONSERVED BRAINS AND SO ON ... U SEE IT RIGHT NOW WHAT HAPPENED &&&&&
2ND DAY ... CHALLENGER STARTED TO CODE AND I WAS SITTING IN FRONT OF MY
GOOD OLD EVERUSED DPAINT , MXXXXXXXXXXG WITH SOME NASTY PICTURES TO GET REALLY
SLIMY INSPIRATIONS ... AAHHH... THEN I STARTED TO DRAW. 16 COLOURS !!!     HELLO
MERRIMAN , DID YOU HEAR THAT &16 COLORS& A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN YOUR 2 COLS ,
WHAT DO YOU THINK? ... AND BECAUSE NOBODY IS INTERESTED HOW I AM PAINTING
MY PIXELS OF TERROR WE ARE LOOKING TO CHALLENGERS CODING ... AT THE FIRST
DAY HE WAS FIGHTING WITH THE BUFFERING I THINK , I ONLY HEARD HIM SCREAMING
SOME NASTY WORDS. SO WE WORKED TILL LATE IN THE NIGHT. TO RELAX I WAS WATCHING
'X-LARGE' THE FAB DEMO OF SPREADPOINT. I ENJOYED THE NICE TUNE AS THAT LOUD
THAT THE NEIGHBOUR IN THE FLAT ABOVE (AN EX-BOXER , CALLED HERBERT) WAS BUMPING
WITH HIS FEET AT THE GROUND TO PROTEST ... HAHA WE IGNORED HERBIE , BUT THAT
WAS ONLY THE FIRST NIGHT !!!  &&&#$&&& 3RD DAY ... PAINTING AND CODING AND
CODING AND PAINTING AND PAINTING AND CODING AND CODING , THEN CONVERTING AND
CODING AND CONVERTING AND CODING ... DAMN I'VE SORTED THIS SHITTY GFX WRONG
- AND DO IT ALL AGAIN FOLKS !    YEP , THAT WAS NEARLY THE WHOLE THIRD DAY  ...... 
NEARLY ... THIS THE WE SELECTED ROB HUBBARD'S SANXION FOR HERBIE TO LISTEN TO
... HE WAS SO HAPPY TO HEAR IT AT 2.AM THAT HE BUMPED AGAIN AND THEN HE GAVE
US A CALL , BUT WE DIDN'T RECEIVE THE PHONE HEHEHE , WE JUST PLAYED THE SONG
AGAIN , YUPEEEHH !   BUMP ! BUMP ! STOMP !  &&&&#$&&&& 4TH DAY ... WE WERE CHOOSING THE
TUNES FOR THE DEMO !!!   THEN WE STARTED AGAIN ... CHALLENGER FINISHED THE
BOBMOVING , ANIMATIONS AND THE STARBACKGROUND AND I WAS PAINTING THE TITLEPIC
FOR THE INTRO IN FRONT OF THE DEMO ... AND THEN THE NIGHT WAS COMING AND
HERBIE TRIED TO SLEEP HUAAHHAHA ... BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE GOT A CALL ' THIS IS
AN ATI CALL , ARE THERE SCHLEIMI AND KOT (?!?!? SLIMY AND SHIT!?) - (THE OPERATOR
HERSELF COULDN'T HELP LAUGHING !) --- AFTER THAT WE HEARD A TERRIBLE GERMAN
LAUGH THROUGH THE PHONE .. THAT WAS OUR WELLKNOWN ALPHORN HEIKO , THE PHREAKING
CALLINGCARDEATING PHONEBILLBURNIN' FRIEND... AND SO WE SPENT THE REST OF THE
NIGHT TALKIN' WITH HEIKO , LAUGHING ABOUT HEIKOS GREAT JOKES (!?!) BUT THEN ...
THE DOORBELL WAS RINGING , I LOOKED THROUGH THE DOORSPY AND THERE HE WAS
STANDING ... OUR HERBIE ... JESUS , HE WAS LOOKING ANGRY BUT WE CONTINUED
LAUGHING , YODELLING , JOKING AND IGNORED HIM AGAIN. AFTER HALF AN HOUR HE WENT
BACK IN HIS FLAT , TRYING TO SLEEP WHILE HE WAS LISTENING THE GAME MUSIC OF
'HARD'N HEAVY' !!!     OH YEAH (I WANNA BUST THAT BODY !) !!!       BY THE WAY , JEEESUS ,
THANX FOR CALLING US THAT DAY. THAT WAS A COOL CONFERENCE WITH THE GIRL ON THE
DOORBELL , WHAT DO YOU THINK? &&&#$&&& TODAY , THE 5TH DAY OF WORKING , JOKING ,
CONVERTING , MXXXXXXXXXXG , PAINTING ... AT THE MOMENT I AM WRITING A SCROLLTEXT
U HAVE TO KNOW AND CHALLENGER IS FIGHTING WITH HIS CODE , THIS LAMEHEAD HASN'T
GOT ENOUGH MEMORY , BUT WE HAVE ONLY GOT !!! 226KB !!! OF SOUND AND ONLY !!! 155KB !!!OF
GPHX , HUAAHH !!!   WE HAVE NEARLY FINISHED THE DEMO , UH YEAH , (I HOPE SO !) &&&&&&
YEP , THAT WAS THE STORY OF THIS DEMO !       AND NOW FOLLOW ME A BIT MORE IN THE
FANTASTIC , WONDERPRODUCING , BITPLANEBUSTING WORLD OF    & XENOMORPHS! &  @
U , U INNOCENT FLY-AROUND-THE-HOUSE-MONSTERS HAVE YOU EVER ASKED YOURSELF
WHAT LIFE IS? OR WHAT IS THE REAL SENSE OF OUR BEEING? WHY IS THERE WAR?
WHY AM I HERE? IS THERE TRUTH? IS THERE A PIZZA LEFT? WHO IS THE GIRL OF MY
LIFE? WHY IS THE SEKA-EDITOR SOOO SLOW? & SURPRISED??? & BUT SEE THIS MAN
STANDING ON HIS HAD WITH A GENTLE BREEZE OF DESTRUCTION IS HIS BACK PLAYING
THE TUNE OF BROKEN BONES ON HIS PIPE OF PAN !      SEE ALL THIS STRIPEWARPED
STONES LEAVING THE MOTHERS OF VIOLENCE ALONE IN THE BRIGHT DARKNESS OF THE
ILLUSIONS OF VASTRAX !!! -  MADNESS? NOT YET !  LOOK AT THE SILVER BEAMS OF
LIFELESSNESS BRINGING THE GLORY WITHOUT THE POWER IN THE BLACK HEARTS OF SOME
TREES WHICH ARE STANDING AT THE DARKSIDE OF PURPLE SPHERES RAISING THEMSELVES
UP RIGHT BEHIND THE BLUE HORIZONS IN THE WORLD OF THE        & XENOMORPHS &
 @   YEP , AND AFTER THAT LITTLE JOURNEY IN THE DARK MINDVALLEYS OF *** LET'S
SIT IN OUR 360 DEGREE ROTATION-CHAIR AND LISTEN TO SOME PERSONAL NEWS AND
MESSAGES OF J.O.E. AND HIS MINDWRECKED SWEETHEART CHALLY ( FIRST * THEN
CHALLY) &&#$&& JESUS OF #$ SWEDEN ... HELLO SNUFFEATING MONSTER OF ROCK (?)
IT'S NICE TO CONFERENCE WITH U , ESPECIALLY THE LAST CONFERENCE WITH THE NICE
AUSTRIAN GIRL IN THE LINE , U REALLY TURNED HER ON , OH BOY , SHE GOT SO EXCITED !!!   
PLEASE SEND ME THE TUNES O.K.? &&& UNCLE TOM OF #$ SWEDEN ... I THINK U ARE
ONE OF THE COOLEST MUSICIANS ON AMIGA , AND IT WAS MY PLEASURE TO MEET U ON
THE SUMMER CONFERENCE ... ALWAYS REMEMBER ... IT'S ALL NATURE ! I LIKE PEOPLE LIKE YOU !
 &&& MERRIMAN
OF #$ SWEDEN ... SEND ME SOME OF YOUR TUNES AND YOU'LL GET SOME PICTURES DRAWN
BY CRAZY TYPER ... HOE HOE !!!   AND PLEASE FINISH THE WIZARDPROTECTOR O.K.? &&&
AND SOME NICE GREETFISHES ALSO TO PANTHER AND EDDIE &&& PETER OF DIGITECH ...
THANX FOR YOUR NICE SUPPORT AT THE PARTY AND ALSO THANX TO YOUR MOTHER !!! &&&
NOW AWAY FROM SCANDINAVIA TO BRITAIN &&& SHARE AND ENJOY ... YOUR MEGADEMO
WASN'T THAT BAD , BUT I MISSED THE HIT IN IT. I THINK I'LL WRITE AN ARTICLE
FOR SCOOPTEX (OFCOURSE ABOUT PAINTING !) &&& HEIKO , OUR DIALERPUKING , VOICE-
MAILBOXCOLLECTING 'EMMENTALER' READ THIS ... THANX FOR THE WAKEUP-SERVICE FOR
OUR SPECIAL BIGMOUTHED MEGALAME FRIEND TRASH (EX-COSMOS) ... ALSO THANX FOR
CALLING US BY THE NAMES 'SCHLEIMI AND KOT' (REALLY NICE ! THE OPERATOR NEARLY
EXPLODED !) ... AND YOUR ENGLISH IS SO PROFESSIONAL (JESUS KNOWS THAT , YEP !?!)
BUT LIFE WOULD BE SO BORING WITHOUT YOUR CALLS , OHRENGEIGE , SO KEEP ON YOUR
FUNNY WORK ! -- MAY THE GREAT GURU OF THE MASTERCARD PROTECT YOU FOREVER , BIG
WIZARD OF THE CALLINGCARDS ! &&& ANOTHER GREETFISH OR BETTER GREETSHARK GOES
TO SHARK THE MASTER OF THE ONEPLANED PIXELSUNS , THANX FOR THE CARD. KEEP
BUSTIN' ! &&& FUCK U VECTREX , DON'T DO THAT AGAIN , OR THE GREEN MYGLERS OF
THE NEVERENDING PAIN IN THE ASS WILL HUNT U , LAMEHEAD !!! &&& RANGERDANGER
... YEP , WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU? I THINK THE SAME WHAT WE ARE DOING
NOW. HEHE ... U'LL GET SOME DISKS SOON ... BUT , PLEASE , LET ME HEAR MORE OF U
IN THE FUTURE , OR I'LL SEND U SOME MYGLERS TOO !!!         HOE , HOE &&&#$&&& AND FINALLY ,
CRAYZY TYPER , THE LEGEND ... SORRY THAT WE HAD TO QUIT MAKING THE GAME , BUT
THERE WAS NO WAY TO AVOID IT , U KNOW IT !  BUT KEEP ON YOUR WORK , BYTEMAGICIAN!
AND * SAYS 'GO , GO , GO WITH THE SMILE !!! &&& #$ &&&
&&& #$ &&&  BY THE WAY , CALL HEIKO'S VOICE-MAILBOX , IF YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FOR
HIM OR FOR SCOOPEX !! HERE IS THE NUMBER ... 714 665 641 3 ... @@  LET'S
CONTINUE WITH OUR JOURNEY THROUGH THE MAGICSOAKED LAND OF THE   XENOMORPHS!    @
WELL , NOW I WILL LEAD YOU TO THE CRUEL BUT LEGENDARY ASHCOVERED HILL OF FUCKINGS 
 &&& CONCENTRATED MEGAFUCKINGS TO ALL LAMERS AND SEMI-LAMERS WHO ARE NOT GOOD
ENOUGH TO REACH THE QUALITY OF US COOL PROFESSIONALS IN THE REAL (!) SCENE ! 
FUCKINGS TO THE LOOSERS WHO TRY TO COME ON THE TOP WITH FOUL TRICKS ! AND
THE DISEASE SHOULD STRIKE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE BUYING CRACKS AND DEMOS !!!
#$ SAYS 'GIVE IT UP !' &&&  BUT ALL THE OTHER GUYS WHO ARE MAKING GOOD AND
COOL PRODUCTIONS - KEEP ON WORKING , STRIKE FOWARD , WE ARE THE NEW GENERATION ,
READY TO STOMP ALL THE LOOSERS , MYGLERS AND ST USERS IN THE DUST OF DESTRUCTION !
 &&& #$ &&& AND YOU , YOU BAD PAINTERS , GIVE IT UP !!! &&& #$ &&& AND NOW SOME
WORDS RIPPED OUT OF CHALLENGERS DARK MIND !!! && #$ && DEAR BROTHERS AND
(OF COURSE) SISTERS ... NOW REVEREND CHALLENGER IS SPEAKING TO YOU !!!
 LAST TIME I SAW MANY (BAD) BOB DEMOS !!! - HEY FOLKS DONT CREATE DEMOS
WITH THE 16 X 16 X 2 PLANE BOBS !!! - ITS THE LAMEST THING YOU CAN DO !!!
&&& MAKE COOL DEMOS (LIKE THIS ONE) AND STOP USING CHEAP TRICKS IN YOUR
BOBANIMATIONS E.G. READING POSITIONS FROM A TABLE - 3 DMA CHANNEL BOBS -
PAGEFLIPPING ... AND ALL THESE SHITTY TRICKS .... - GIVE IT UP LAMERS !!!
&&& WHAT SHOULD I SAY - BURP !
- I DONT KNOW ..... AHHH , YES , PERSONAL GREETINGS ..... CHALLENGER MOVES
OUT HIS SUPER LASER ZAPS TO HEIKO & SKYFIRE & SHARK THE NEGRO-MASSA & MY MUM
& DANGER-RANGER & T.I.W. & MY ESCAPE KEY & MY DEL(ETE) & KRAESIE DEIPA &
MAVERICK OF SPREADPOINT ( HEY , GUY - THANKS FOR WRITING SOME BOBFORMATIONS
IN THIS DEMO .... - GREET THE OTHER SPREADPOINT GUYS FROM ME ... - YOU ARE
COOL , ANYWAY !) & COPPERHEAD & AND FINALLY THE SWEDISH DRUG MAFIA (JESUS)
.......... 
HEHEHEHE &&&        INTERVIEW TIME THIS TIME BEYOND THE MIC         J.O.E.      @
1ST QUESTION ... HAVE YOU GOT A SISTER & YES & HOW OLD IS SHE ??? & 15 YEARS
- BUT SHE HAS MANNERS LIKE 10 & WHATS YOUR OPINION OF LAMERS ??? & I LIKE
TO HIT THEM & WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE LAMER ??? & CHALL.. AEHH JUST KIDDING !!! -
 OHH I LIKE THEM ALL - ESPECIALLY THE GREEN ONES !!! & WHY DO YOU EAT LAMERS
??? & THEY TASTE SO WONDERFUL !!! - BUT IN THIS CASE I PREFER THE RED ONES !!!
& DO YOU LIKE MICKEY MOUSE ??? & FUCK OFF HEIKO !!! & SHOULD I CONTINUE
CODING ON XENOMORPHS ???    YEP ! THANK GOD ! AFTER THIS VERY MYGLERLIKE
INTERMEZZO J.O.E. IS CONTINUINGHIS POETIC WORX ! YEAHH , MY PENIS IS SO LONG ,
I COULD STRANGULATE A GIRL WITH IT !?! NOT VERY POETIC EH? LET'S TRAVEL ON THE
PATH OF MADNESS ! OR NO JUST FORGET IT! BYE! C.U.!!!  &&&&&&&&&&&& CHALLENGER
AND * OF #$ SIGNING OFF !!! BYE , BYE
  #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$ TO CALL J.O.E. WAIT A FEW
BLOCKS &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& U REALLY THOUGHT I WOULD
TYPE MY NUMBER IN A DEMO ??? --- CONTACT SCOOPEX TO CONTACT J.O.E. #$ * #$ *
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@@           AND HERE'S MY NUMBER  03133 8388 (AUSTRIA) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@