This is the bootloader for Deadly Jammin II, so please do not treat this like a virus...    Coded by Drucer    (C) Copyright 1989 DeathStar



Deadly Jammin II Coded by Drucer



    HERE'S THE FULL DOCUMENTATION OF ALL FEATURES FOUND IN THIS MUSICDISK.       FIRST SOME INFO ABOUT THE DEMOMODE (MENU HASN'T BEEN ACTIVATED)....       HELP - TURN MENU ON        CURSOR-KEYS LEFT AND RIGHT - SET SCROLL-SPEED TO DESIRED LEVEL        NUMERIC KEYPAD COMMANDS: '7' INCREASES XY ROTATION  -  '8' STOPS XY ROTATION  -  '9' DECREASES XY ROTATION  -  '4','5','6' INC,STOP,DEC ZY ROTATION  -  '1','2','3' INC,STOP,DEC XZ ROTATION        PRESS 'I' TO GET THIS INFOTEXT...       USE F1-F5 FOR DIFFERENT VECTOROBJECTS...    AND PRESS SPACE TO STOP THE SCROLLER...          AND NOW INFO ABOUT THE KEYCOMMANDS IN MENUMODE....        HELP - RETURN TO DEMOMODE        CURSOR-KEYS UP'N'DOWN - SELECT TUNES        CURSOR-KEYS LEFT'N'RIGHT - SET SCROLL SPEED        RETURN - LOAD SELECTED MUSIC          NOW RETURNING FROM THIS EXCEPTION TO THE 'I'NTERRUPTED SCROLLTEXT....        PS. TRY LEFT AND RIGHT MOUSEBUTTONS                



          KNOCK, KNOCK!    ALTHOUGH WE DON'T DO MUCH (D.I.C.K. 3),   DEATHSTAR
  IS PROUD TO PRESENT THE MUSICDISK CALLED 'DEADLY JAMMIN II'...  
  FOR SOME INFO, TRY TO FIND THE 'I'-KEY FROM YOUR KEYBOARD AND
PRESS IT!          BEFORE THE REAL SCROLL-TEXT BEGINS, HERE ARE
THE CREDITS OF THIS DEMO BRIEFLY...     ALL CODING BY DRUCER,
LOGO BY WILLOW, FUTURISTIC CITY-VIEW BY OVERLORD, FONT BY WILLOW AND
OVERLORD AND MUSICS BY JASON, UNKNOWN ARTIST AND WATCHMAN...   AND
THIS TEXT APPEARS TO YOU IN THE ORDER IT WAS TYPED INTO THE MEMORY
BY DRUCER.
        HERE COMES AN INFORMATIVE BLOCK OF TEXT...
   ALL RIGHTS OF THE PRODUCER RESERVED. UNAUTHORIZED SELLING, HIRING,
LENDING AND BROADCASTING OF THIS MUSICDISK PROHIBITED.
        WE'LL FINALLY START TO RELEASE OUR DISK-MAGAZINE AND IT'LL BE A
GREAT ONE:  IT'LL CONTAIN ATLEAST 31! LANGUAGES AND 3! PATTERNS OF
DRUM-MUSIC! IT'LL ALSO INCLUDE A BASS-REFLEX-SPEAKER-SYSTEM THAT
CAN BE PURCHASED FROM OUR HQ BY MODEM. THE ONLY THING WE NOW NEED
IS 5.1 COOL GUYS TO WRITE SOME ARTICLES... SO IF YOU'RE INTERESTED TO
BECOME AN EDITOR OF THE FUNKYEST MAGAZINE ON A COMPUTER, JUST WRITE TO
US (ADDRESS COMING LATER) AND YOU'LL GET INFO HOW TO WRITE THE TEXTS..
(WE'LL ALSO ACCEPT A WHOLE GROUP TO JOIN THE MAGAZINE-CREW) 
THE FIRST REAL NUMBER WILL HOPEFULLY BE RELEASED BEFORE THE SECOND...
        NOW, HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS DEMO??? I HOPE YOU LIKE IT, 'CAUSE
THIS DEMO IS THE MOST RADICAL ONE AT THE MOMENT. (IT'S ALSO THE MOST
RADIOACTIVE, BUT DON'T WORRY, YOUR HANDS WON'T DROP UNTILL YOU'VE READ
THE WHOLE SCROLL....)
        DO YOU WONDER WHAT HAS INSPIRATED ME TO DRAW SUCH VECTOR-OBJECTS
THAT ARE FOUND IN THIS DEMO??? WELL, I THINK THE PURPOSE OF THE
DEATHSTAR-LOGO IS SELF-EVIDENT, BUT HERE ARE SOME THINGS ABOUT THE
OTHER OBJECTS...   THE DIAMOND-THING WAS THE SECOND THING I DREW WITH
MY VECTOR-MATHS AND WAS DRAWN JUST 'CAUSE I HAD NO BETTER IDEA TO DRAW.
 THE THIRD OBJECT, THE STONE-LOGO, SHOULD BE KNOWN TO ALL THOSE OF YOU,
WHO READ MY SCROLLER FROM MY 'HAM MAGIC'-DEMO, BUT LETS REPEAT: STONE
IS AT THE MOMENT MY FAVOURITE BAND AND THAT SHOULD EXPLAIN IT.
 THEN THERE'S THE SIMPLE SPACE-SHIP... IT WAS DRAWN JUST BECAUSE ALMOST
ALL OTHER VECTOR-DEMOS ALSO HAVE A SPACE-SHIP AND SO I THOUGHT I SHOULD
MAKE ONE MYSELF.  THE FIFTH OBJECT IS THE SYMBOL OF THE RADICALISM OF THIS
DEMO. (AT THIS POINT I HAVE TO POINT OUT THAT I MYSELF AM NOT KEEN
TO THE MESSAGE WHICH THIS SYMBOL REPRESENTS, BUT WHO CARES, THERE
IT IS...)    THE LAST OBJECTS ARE SECRET, SO IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT
THEIR PURPOSE, TRY TO HACK OUT THE SECRET KEYCODES...  HAHAHA! JUST
KIDDIN'....
        THIS EVENING THERE CAME AGAIN MY FAVOURITE SERIE FROM THE TV.
AND THAT WAS OFCOURSE  - SLEDGE HAMMER - !!!   I JUST LOVE THE STYLE
HOW THAT LUNATIC SLEDGE HANDLES THE MATTERS (KUMIPAA PUHUUKIN NIIN
HASSUSTI...)
        NOW I HAVE TO TELL YA ABOUT BRAINCOVER... IT'S A SIMPLE
DEVICE THAT COVERS YOUR BRAIN AND SOMEONE CALLS IT 'HEAD'.
THE PURPOSE THIS DEVICE IS YET UNKNOWN, BUT IT'S FUNNY HOW
DIFFERENT PEOPLE HAVE SO DIFFERENT BRAINCOVERS. AND FOR EXAMPLE THE
3 FEET TALL LAPLANDERS HAVE GOT SOME REALLY UGLY ONES...
        BY THE WAY, WE'VE BEEN THINKING THAT WE SHOULD TAKE US A
NICE MOTTO LIKE ALMOST ALL OTHER GROUPS HAVE, BUT IT'S REALLY HARD
TO THINK OUT ANYTHING BRAINLESS ENOUGH... SO FEW GOOD ONES MIGHT BE:
'DEATHSTAR  -  WE EAT NORTHSTARS FOR SUPPER  (MJAM!)' OR
'DEATHSTAR  -  YOUR GRANMA GETS IT!' OR
'DEATHSTAR  -  COMPETITION IS GONE!'  BUT IT'S HARD TO DECIDE, WHICH
ONE IS THE BEST...
        YA KNOW, SINCE THE DEADLY JAMMIN I WAS RELEASED, THERE'S
HAPPENED A LOT, BUT WHO CARES? WE'RE STILL THE NO 1 IN CREATING DEADLY
JAMMIN'S (LOOK OUT FOR THE PART III, IT'LL BE RELEASED IN FEW YEARS...)
        HEY, PENIS-CREW!  YOUR COUNTRY-CHARTS SUCK! FREEDOM FORCE'S
MAJORITY DOESN'T LIVE IN FINLAND, BUT IN AUSTRALIA!
(ALSO, WE HAVE THIS FAR DONE EIGHT (8) CRACKS (AND FEW TRAINERS), SO
FF CAN FUCK THEIR ONE (1)!)
        NO, EIPA SE MITAAN...    ANYWAY I HAVE TO SAY THAT
P.E.N.I.S IS (IN MY OPINION) THE BEST MAG AT THE MOMENT, SO KEEP UP THE
GOOD WORK, GUYS! (BUT BEWARE: OUR MAG WILL BREAK ALL RECORDS WITH SEVEN
PAGES AND TALA-SVENSKA-OPTION IN THE PAL-AREA...)
        NOW COMING UP THE QUONTATION OF THE MONTH... THIS IS AN
OLD D.R.I TUNE 'VIOLENT PACIFICATION'...     
'   WE'LL FORCE YOU  TO BE NICE  TO EACH OTHER  
KILL YOU  BEFORE YOU  KILL EACH OTHER   '   THAT WAS FOR ALL THOSE
IDIOTS, WHO CLAIM TO BE RULERS...
        NICKNAMES GO TO HELL...   CALL ME KALEVI... NOOO, JUST WAIT...
THAT WAS A FAILURE...  FINLANDS EX-PRESIDENT REAGAN WAS CALLED URHO,
BUT MY NAME ISN'T GONNA BE MENTIONED HERE... (GET 'HAM MAGIC' FOR IT!)
        AT THE PRESENT OVER 50 PERCENT FROM OUR 17 MEMBERS ARE
(DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY) WORKING FOR GAMES, SO THAT MAKES US THE
GAMEFORCE NO 1 IN FINLAND. NOW YOU JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND HOPE THAT
WE'LL GET OUR GAMES DONE...
    ALSO NOTEABLE: WE'LL START THE FIRST REAL PIRATE-BBS (4-303555
BAUD) IN FINLAND IN THE AUTUMM, SO WATCH OUT AND BE SUPRISED...
        TODAY I HEARD ONE REALLY FUNNY THING...  THOUGH OUR
MOUSE-SELECTOR-MENU SHOULD BE THE EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD TO USE,
IT'S STILL MUCH TOO COMPLEX FOR SOME COMPLEX-MEMBERS... THEY NEED
ATLEAST TWO GUYS TO USE IT, 'CAUSE ONE MUST KEEP THE MOUSE ON PLACE
WHILE THE OTHER PUSHES THE BUTTON... HAHAHA! IT SEEMS THAT EVEN OUR
MOUSE-READ ROUTINE IS TOO FAST FOR THESE FREAKS!
        CURRENT TEXT LENGHT: 5005 PLUSMINUS 714 BYTES AND BECAUSE I
MUST TRY TO COVER ATLEAST ONE TUNE WITH THIS TEXT, I HAVE TO WRITE
ATLEAST 2000 BYTES MORE...
   SO YOU STILL HAVE TO TAKE A FEW LINES BULLSHIT BEFORE I'LL TYPE
OUR CONTACT-THINGS...
        MIGUEIL GORBYSOFT AND THE SUICIDAL NORMINCIES ARE STILL
GOING STRONG AND THAT'S GOOD.  
APOL NEEDS SOME DARK LIGHT TO SULKY WITH FELLAS, BUT DOCTOR
WATCHES SUM UNKNOWN GLORY...  
JARVINEN ON HYVA SUKSI, MUTTA MILLOINKAHAN SIITA TULEE SATULA???
(HI TO MINNA!) NO JOO, JUST JOGGIN'...
        YEP! (JEPULIS..)   D'YA KNOW WHAT I HATE MOST IN THE DEMOS
THESE DAYS??  WELL, IT'S ALL THOSE DEADLY BORING START-UP ACTIVITIES
THAT ARE IN EVERY DEMO...   I COULD UNDERSTAND IT IF THE DEMO
WOULD INCLUDE SOMETHING ORIGINAL, WHICH THE PROGRAMMER WANTS TO KEEP
AS A SECRET FOR A WHILE, BUT WHEN EVERY FUCKING-NORMAL DEMO WAITS
YEARS 'FORE ACTIVATING ALL THE ROUTINES, I THINK THE CODER IS
HEAVY IN THE WOODWAY...
        THIS FAR THAT GOOD, GOING WELL, FEELING ILL... (THAT WAS PURE ME!)
        HALUAN NACATA LADAN LAHTEEN... NEHEHEHHUAOHOOOO!
        AND HERE'S OUR MEMBERLIST (IN SIMPLY D-R,U-C,E-R ORDER...):  
APOL   %   DARK LIGHT   %   DOCTOR DMA   %   DRUCER   %   GLORYBOY   %  
HACKMAN   %   JASON   %   LOU LOU BECANE   %   MIGUEL   %   OVERLORD   %  
SMITHSON   %   SUICIDE   %   SULKY FELLOW   %   UNKNOWN ARTIST   %  
VIZ   %   WATCHMAN  
AND FINALLY   WILLOW...   LOU LOU (HI YA, MAN!) LIVES IN FRANCE, ALL
OTHERS LIVE IN FINLAND...
        S   L   O   W       T  H  E     T E X T   DOWN!
       'COZ NOW IS COMING UP OUR CONTACT ADDRESS, AND STUFF LIKE THAT...
     SO, ALL NEW CONTACTS, ACID-FREAKENZIES, ETC.
SHOULD WRITE TO DEATHSTAR HQ:
           ORAVANTIE 21
           35100 ORIVESI
           FINLAND
           AND NOW...   THE MOST AWAITED THING...    MY (DRUCER)
PHONENUMBER...  CALL ME UP IF YOU WANT TO TELL THE LATEST THINGS FOR
OUR MAGAZINE OR IF YOU JUST WANT TO PERFORM A NICE MONOLOGUE...
   THE NUMBER IS:      358-31-761369
     CALL BETWEEN 18.00 AND 22.00 FINNISH TIME, THANKS!
        NOW BUBBLING OUT TO YOU ANOTHER, TOTALLY INDEPENDENT SCROLLTEXT...
IN THIS SCROLLTEXT WE'LL HAVE SOME DEEP THOUGHTS ABOUT ANYTHING...
    I THINK ATOM IS GREAT AND COOL CODER AND
HE IS SO FA... SHIT! LET'S KILL THAT SUCKER! I JUST HATE PISSHEADS WHO
PRAISE THEMSELVES.... 
WELL, MAYBE EVEN ATOM WILL SOMEDAY REALIZE THAT IF HE'S GOOD,
HE DOESN'T HAVE TO TELL IT ALLWAYS 'CAUSE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT BY
WATCHING HIS DEMOS...
        SILENCE HAS TAKEN OVER MY ROOM... IT'S NIGHT, THE CLOCK IS SOON
GONNA TICK TACK (OR BLING BLONG) TWELVE TIMES... I'M WAITING FOR THE
DAWN TO CRACK 'XENON II'...  BUT I THINK IT WON'T DO THAT...  SO I HAVE
TO PLAY YET ANOTHER TIME THAT OLD 'HYBRIS'...
        BECAUSE YOU'VE THIS FAR SURVIVED WITH MY TEXTS, I THINK I NOW
HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE FINAL STRIKE SO THAT YOU'LL DROP DEAD TO THE
FLOOR NEAR TO YOUR LIVING DEAD 64.  SO HERE ARE OUR GREETINGS...
(THIS TIME ONLY TO OUR CONTACTS, NO FRIENDS NOR FOES!)    
DEATHSTAR ROLLS THE BEST REGARDS TO: 
ALCATRAZ   %   AVENGER   %   BEASTIE BOYS   %   BLACK MONKS   %  
BORN TO WIN   %   DOUBLE DENSITY CREW   %  
PIRANHAS-ACES   %   POWERSLAVES (NOT LAARDI-ZAN!)   %  
QUARTEX   %   SCT WARRIORS   %   THE ACCUMULATORS   %  
THE BAND   %   THE JUNGLE COMMAND   %   THE WIZARDS INC   %  
THREAT   %   TRILOGY   %   TRISTAR   %   VISION FACTORY
      AND SPECIAL GREETINX BREAK OUT TO: 
ALPHA FLIGHT   %   AMIGA INDUSTRIES-FREEDOM FORCE   %  
AXENON   %   BAMIGA SECTOR ONE   %   BLASTERS INC.   %  
BRAINSTORMERS   %   CASCADE   %   CKC CANADA   %  
COSMOS   %   CPU   %   CRITTERS   %   CRUSH LTD   %  
DAVE AND CHRISTINE   %   DIGITECH   %   EPSILON   %   ESCAPE   %  
FAIRLIGHT   %   HURRICANE   %   IPEC ELITE   %   IT   %   JOY   %  
KEFRENS   %   MADONNA ASSOCIATION   %   PARANOIMIA   %   PHENOMENA   %  
PHOENIX   %   PUBLIC SECTOR AND GAME-FORCE   %   QUICKSILVER   %  
SARGON   %   SCOOPEX   %  
SETROX   %   SUBWAY-THE DREAM TEAM   %   SUNRIDERS   %   THE LAWBREAKERS   %  
THE SILENTS-NORTH STAR
           OK. NOW YOU'VE HAD CREDITS, GREETS, BULLSHIT, INFO, ETC.
SO I THINK IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TILL OUR NEXT DEMO...
           SIGNED IN JULY 1989 BY DRUCER
                                                                    
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