the electronic knights

         present

      gosh! i think
  i ate my baby sister!


    a manifestation
  against the world's
   most derangingý and
     devasting drug
  -alcoholý is highly
    addictive!

  -alcohol causes
    brain damage!

  -alcohol ruins
    your entire life!
   alcohol makes you
 depressiveý and causes
 loss of sexual potency

   each intoxication
    kills 1.000.000
      brain cells
 tek is back to lay you
   under contribution

    not released at
     the prime '92
     date 5-8-1992

  don't call it dentro,
intro, demo, whatsoever
  this one's called...
 design   -       bifat
             and banana

 music    -      banana

 graphics -      prince
              and bifat

 coding   -       bifat
             and iraner

 facts about alcohol:
   (united states)

 104.800 dead each year
 12.000.000 addicted
 48.000.000 endangered
          by addiction

  now comes a message
  from red knightý who
 misbehaved very badly
  when he was totally
  drunk at the sanity
  meeting-
 banzai out there - red
 knight is on the keys,
 to give all you guys
 at the sanity-meeting
 an excuse for my
 stupid day... i hope
 now you accept that in
 peace... i don't want
 any trouble with you.
 sweep over it - that's
 all for now... cu in
 my p.o.box  hehe...

             red knight
   contact the tek hq
     for any reason


 the electronic knights
      p.o.box 1402
     6470 buedingen
        joymoney
 also contact our elite
      mail tradersý
toxic
utz spaith
unterm berg 38
2900 Oldenburg
             red knight
         oliver schaper
      im klewergarten 7
          3000 hannover
   official memberlistý

    banana  music, gfx
     bifat  coding, gfx
    iraner  coding
       mac  trading
    prince  graphics
red knight  trading
     toxic  trading
 finally you've reached
 the end of yet another
 tek production.
 now I'm assembling the
 last pieces of code - 
 you have no idea how
 tired I am...feel free
 to have another turn
 to listen to that cool
 tune by banana....  



#1                                                  #8 whoops!
#1                                                  #5 hello, g#4ood evening
and we#3lcome to yet another production by the electronic knights.    to yet
another cool production, off course, i forgot to write that...         #4
#5   #6   #7   #8                #7 yes, i#6t's me, #5 banana, #4your
fr#3iendly host for the next few repeatable minutes of your lives.           as
always, getting started is the hardest thing, but, as you might have
noticed, i already got started and am now entering the beginning of the
middle part of this text.     #4   #5   #6   #7   #8          whoopsy!!
#7 not #6so f#5ast, #4young #3man!  not so fast.        things around me are
changing and transforming too rapidly, i do not see no exit and i cannot
make my way north to the pole, to accelerate the earth's speed in order to
get them deserts unsanded.

       okay stop talking about ... yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
     something strange is happening ....        yo mtv raps!       nothing
makes me so freeee ...... as i float in a dream of extacy!          iraner
speaking            it is a brain reaction           virtual reality and
cyber sex rules!         at least ....             24cen: every one is demanding
for a gasmask        yo!                                    
#8
  #7ba#6na#5na #4ba#3ck again...         a wise man (doctor broiler!!) told me about
the north pole.     now over to doctor broiler!#4  #5 #6  #7   #8
#4 welcome to a little excursion about one of our earth's most peaceful,
quiet, non polluted and, last but not least, whitest places: #4   #5   #6
#1 the north pole!                           #3 the northpole is a very
funny place.     snowmen are jumping around everywhere.     some escimos are
rubbing their noses against other escimo's noses, sending of little
columnes of smoke from the heat caused by the friction.      these columnes of
smoke are used as a means of navigation by international pilots and i can
tell you that the amount of money the escimos get for rubbing is worth it.     
by the way, as you are a good friend, here's a little secret:    the amount
is so high, so that the escimoes will rub their noses instead of hunting
whales, or flooding the international souvenir market with tiny carved
sea-lions that nobody really wants to have.            now, leaving the escimos and
returning to the north pole.       as i said, snowmen are jumping around, but not
too hard, so that they won't loose their carrot-noses.         escimos are
controling international flight-routes.       icebears are running around, eating
penguins and penguins are running around looking for bathing suits and in
the midst of it there is the earth's axis, made of stainless steel with a
giant crank on it, where great men can regulate the earth speed.        you may
wonder, why nobody has ever changed the earth's speed in the last
centuries.       well, i said it would take a great man to do this.      well,
let's take a short walk through history.         the pharaohs were too busy
watching the building of their graves (pyramids).         jesus wanted to do it,
but was nailed to a cross too early, thus disabling him to travel to the
north pole, because of lack of manoeuvrability.         nero would rather burn
rome.         hanibal's elephants froze their asses off.          napoleon couldn't handle
a rowing-boat to escape elba, freud was an asshole and the rest may rest in
shit.         by the way, the only man who really tried to change the earth's
rotating speed was ghandi, but he froze to death, after he had reached
greenland.        he refused to wear anything more than his  toga-like cape.
       stupid purists.       so it seems, as if all those great men were a bit
nuts...#4 #5 #6 #7 #8                                    #3 thanks to you,
doctor broiler.            this is banana back again.   i hope you read the
things the doctor told you very carefully, because i have to tell you some
maybe shocking facts about him.   #4 #5 #6 #7       #7plea#6se #5do n#4ot
think#3 that we believe any of the shit he told.         as everybody knows there
is no big crank at the north pole to manipulate the earth's turning speed,
snowmen are not able to jump and escimoes only have very rare to do with
international aviation.      (and you won't find a penguin anywhere north
of the equator. (yes, we got that too, fair guys!))    #4 #5 #6 #7
now #6ret#5unin#4g to#3 the serious problem, doctor broiler has, but which
we are therapeuting on at the moment:   #2 doctor broiler is on #1drugs
#3 we've found, or should i say caught him several times drinking beer, or
even harder things, like wine, cognac, or any other of this diabolic stuff.
         so you can see what alcohol consumption can lead to. weird and scrambled
thoughts, problems with articulating word properly, loss of sexual potency
and loss of memory.       (and all this not only at the state of drunkness, but
also when sober).      alcohol is something very dangerous.       to warn you,
here's an up to date list of drinks that mostly contain alcohol.      if you are
offerd any of these by a "friend":        #1 just say no!!! just say no!!!
just say no!!! #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8                              #3 on with
the list: drinks that contain alcohol (do not drink under any
circumstances): beer,   wine,   gin,   whiskey (bourbon, scotch, malt, pure malt
and any other kinds), vodka,   jaegermeister,   champagne,   cognac,   baileys,
  karlskrone,   bacardi,   rum,   batida de coco    and    punch.         the list is of
course not complete, as the market is steadily rising.     everyday it is
lenghtened by "designer drinks", like "bloody mary", "manhattan" and
"ratzeputz", to name but a few.   #4   #5   #6                         #3
alcohol costs the government over 94.000.000.000 dollars every year, because
of loss of quality, ill people, insurances, funerals, therapies and so on.
     so, alcohol addiction is also a economical probem.        but it is as well
your problem, because alcohol will ruin you entire life.       
addiction is horrible and it starts earlier than you think.       if you drink
more than five liters of beer, or a compareable amount of other liquor a
week, leading psychologists consider you as "endangered addicted" so think
about it carefully before you take your next dose of alcohol.          let
me tell you about a friend of mine that used to be a very happy young man,
until he went to this "party" which i had warned him of.         there they
started giving beer around and he drank it, just to try it.         this was
how it all started.      if you saw him today, you would cry!        he has lost
his girlfriend, his flat, his car and about eight teeth.       this is what
alcohol has done to him.      he is no longer a useful part of society, but an 
abscess at the world's ass that is not worth the air he is breathing and
polluting.         #4 you kids have the responsibility that the elder
generation will lay in your hands.       it is you that the worlds look upon.    so
let them look at you with pride and not turning away horrified.        walk
upright and proud and do not stumble and mumble.      just say no!!!#3 just
say no!!!#2 just say no!!!#1                                         #3 you
may have wondered about the title of this manifestation, as it is     "gosh!    i   
think    i    ate    my    baby    sister!"#6                  #3   this is the story how i got to hate alcohol.
one night, i was out with my "friends" we took larger amounts of beer and
other alcoholic stuff.      i got so drunk that i threw up.      i do not remember
how i got home or anything what happened after throwing up.        the next
morning, i awoke and my pillow was full of blood.     i noticed that with
horror, but i did not dare to move my head, because it was about three
meters wide and was blocked by the walls of my room.        i noticed that my baby
sisters bed was empty.     cold sweat broke out, coming from every single pore.
     i tried to recover anything that happend during the night, but i was
unable to.     the thought that had illuminated by mind cut through my hurting
brain like a razorblade, cutting ever neuron of the lump of meat that used
to be my brain.       i must have eaten my baby sister, because i remembered a
nagging feeling of hunger that i had that evening and i also felt that i
wasn't at all hungry anymore.         i suddenly remembered all the beautyful times i
spent with my little baby sister.      i loved her so madly and i ate her.     i had
eaten my baby sister!      i started to cry.      all this was too much for my
stomach, pieces of baby sister were thrown out of my damned mouth in
gastric spasmic intervalls. revealing the ugly brown colour of half digested
human flesh.      the smell was unbearable, but i was too scared to call my
mother to help me, because the fact that i ate her six month old daughter
wouldn't have made her too happy.      but i heard my mother coming out of the
kitchen and heading towards our room.      in panic, i ate all the puked out
pieces i could find and the consciousnes of this being my sister did not
make them taste any better.     mother entered the room and called me somthing
like a "drunk bastard" (i am an adopted orphan, i have to tell you).     and
gave me a fair punch into my face.       she was carrying my baby sister, so i
hadn't really eaten her, to solve the mistery, but the shock was enough for
me to never drink a drop of alcohol again.      this was four years ago and i
can tell you that it was not bad for me at all.  #4   #5 #6 #7 #8      #3     oh boy,
 that was truely a horrible thing.   mac on the rotten keyboard of bifats fading old
amiga 500. so it seems, as if i am the last boozing knight in the whole
kingdom. this is something what makes me wonder but i must admit that i
didn't have such an lovely experience as banana, so i am still going
strong. pah i lied, not as strong as months ago as i still boozed a lot of
k49-niggerkiller but since i and a good friend of mine (hi rainer!) went to
the local pool for a lot of times in the last few sunny weeks we discovered
an enormous more refreshing drink than beer:   #2  applewine mixed with
water, #3or as we people from frankfurt say "aeppelwoi". as we figured out
that beer and sun is a deadly braindraining combination we skipped to this.
but i still can't share banana's or bifat's status of nonalcoholism. i
don't need alcohol to make my days worthwhile, so i am no alcoholic, but i
am allways in a much better mood when i am not sober anymore. it seems that
a lot of things are changing their ways at the moment, as banana has
allready recognized, and i began to wonder what to do with my future. as i
am 21 years time forces me to make some decisions for my further life.
i know that i made some capital faults in the past, like getting my a-level
with 3.1 instead of 1.0 or serving civil service instead of joinig the
army. i cant't believe that doing army is more stressy and dirty as being
a janitor assistance in a huge building for russian immigrants or should i
say pseudo-germans. i don't hate any kind of human beings but these guys do
make me really go berserk sometime (or what do you think rainer?). it is
hard sometimes to clean away dirt of somebody else. and it is even harder
if you see that these 'germans', which in most cases can't even speak one
single word german, are buying cars that you may not affort in even 10
years. ah, enuff of this boring crap. as we are here to entertain you and
not to bore you to death, i will skip to another topic:   the greetings
(tata!).   i think it would take too long to mention all of the guys we
know, we will give you a global list of all the groups we are in contact
with.  so here it is.  friendly regards and hellos to the following people:
#5 
ADDONIC,
ADEPT,
ALPHA FLIGHT,
AMNESIA,
ANARCHY,
ANIMATORS,
ARISE,
ART,
AURORA,
AXIS,
BACKLASH,
BEYOND,
BLITZ,
C.A.C,
CHAOS,
CHROME,
COMPLEX,
CRYPTOBURNERS,
CRYSTAL,
CYBERAKTIV,
CYBORX,
DAMAIN,
DARK DEMON,
DARK STAR,
DESIGN,
DESIRE,
DRAGONS,
DUAL CREW,
DUPLEX,
DYTECT,
EOC 1999,
EPIC,
ESG242,
EXULT,
FERROX,
GHOSTLY SPREADERS,
GOTHIC,
HARDLINE,
HYSTERIC,
INFECT,
INFINITE PERFECTION,
INTERACTIVE,
ITALIAN BAD BOYS,
KRS-ONE,
LASERDANCE,
LEGEND,
LIVE ACT,
LUNATIC ERALS,
MAGIC,
MEGAPOWERS,
MEXX,
MIRAGE,
NEPI,
NETZWERK,
NOX,
NOXIOUS,
NUANCE,
PANIC, AGNOSTIC FRONT,
PARADISE,
PARANOID,
PLEASURE,
RAM JAM,
RAZOR 1911,
REBELS,
SANITY,
SHINING 8,
SILENTS,
SKID ROW,
SONIC,
STATIC BYTES,
SUBMISSION,
SUBZERO,
SUICIDE,
SUPPLEX,
TASK,
TECH,
the electronic knights,
THE SPECIAL BROS.,
TREACL,
TRIANGLE,
TRSI,
UFO,
X-TRADE,
XZESS,
ZENITH.
 #3  buh, that was a hell of a greetings-list!
  i hope we didn't forget anybody but who cares.  now we got the first 12kb of text 
and you seem to be still reading, you must be mad!  but if you think you
have to expect 12bk more than you are completely insane.  yak i am out of
inspiration, so i will end these lines of sophisticated crap.  as uasually
wrap time has come and all of you kids have to go to bed and count sheep
because of falling to sleep problems caused by this stunning production.
but don't forget when you fall asleep:      #2we are t.e.k., and you suck!                  
                restart or what?             yep, here we go again...     
    #8whoops!!!        #7 st#6op#5!! #4 stop#3!!    not so fast, boy...
banana is on back on the keys (this time we are alternatingly writing this
text...)     banana send some very special regards to chris 6 percent of
agnostic front ! looking forward to see you on your birthday party and keep
up making good music.  #4 #5 #6 #7 #8
#7yeah! #6  #5  #4  #3      i do not think that there is anybody reading
after this fucking long greetings list.     there are not a lot of things more
useless than greetings-lists.     bifat told me of you guys who are equipped
with that disease called action replay.      you guys freeze the machine and
use a monitor to gaze trough the memory in order to read the greetings
lists..      to find out if they are greeted.      i think that this is
absolutely stupid, lame and so on and so on.        maybe for you guys there
should be an extra greetings file included, so that you do not have to use
that fucking action replay.      you are too stupid to read some good scrollers
i think, so that greetings-file thing would be a good solution.