Music For Fools
Text Inside this Production

-StoneCracker by Mr. Spiv of CAVE-



                                        
    1           VITAMIN C          1    
    2        THE WILL OF GOD       2    
    3         LAND OF KINGS        3    
    4          CIRCUS TIME         4    
    5         EARTH IS BORN        5    
    6         VICTORY LINE!        6    
    7        THE UNDERTACKER       7    
    8       SOMETHING STRANGE      8    
                                        
     ALL MUSIC COMPOSED BY HAWKEYE!     



      WELCOME TO -MUSIC FOR FOOLS-      
               FROM GHOST               
                                        
 USE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON TO STOP SCROLL  
                                        
    THE MUSIC DISK IS BOUGHT TO YOU     
      FROM 3 EX-MEMBERS OF TECNIK       
                                        
       R.G.B - CLARKY - HAWKEYE!        
                                        
    WELL ITS NICE TO BE AGAIN AT THE    
         ANARCHY PARTY AD 1992          
                                        
    CODING FOR THIS PART ---- R.G.B     
                                        
    GFX    FOR THIS PART ---- R.G.B     
                                        
    ALL MUSIC BY         ---- HAWKEYE   
                                        
    CODING FOR INTRO AND LOADER BY      
                         ---- CLARKY    
                                        
    FIRST LOGO BY        ---- AZI OF    
                              DIGITAL   
                                        
    MUSIC BY             ---- HAWKEYE   
                                        
WELL THIS MUSIC DISK HAS TAKEN FAR TO   
LONG TO BE RELEASED BUT ITS NOW READY   
WE HOPE YOU ENJOY LISTENING TO THESE    
EXCELENT TUNES AS MUCH AS WE ENJOYED    
CODING THIS MUSIC DISK............      
                                        
WELL ITS CLARKY WRITING SOME TEXT FOR YA
TO READ AND ITS FRIDAY NIGHT BEFORE THE 
ANARCHY PARTY TOMORROW MORNING AND WERE 
 IN A BIG RUSH BUT I SUPPOSE WE CAN     
 WARBLE ON FOR A WHILE YET.....         
                                        
 MYSELF, RGB AND HAWKEYE HAVE NOW LEFT  
TECNIK AND JOINED GHOST..THIS IS OUR 1ST
OF MANY RELEASES FROM US UNDER THE GHOST
LABEL....WELL SEING THIS IS A MUSIC DISK
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT MUSIC IVE BEEN     
LISTENING TO WHILST DOING THIS DISK:    
                                        
NINE INCH NAILS (JUST AMAZING!!)        
DEPECHE MODE                            
GUNS N ROSES                            
NEW ORDER                               
ELECTRONIC                              
EMF                                     
A SPLIT SECOND                          
U2                                      
THE CURE                                
POP WILL EAT ITSELF                     
AND LOADS OF OTHER STUFF...             
                                        
WELL IM ALL DRIED UP AT THE MOMENT SO I 
HAND OVER TO R.G.B.......               
                                        
YOU FORGOT LISA STANSFIELD!             
                                        
WELL WHAT CAN I SAY TO ADD TO THIS TEXT 
YES LETS HAVE THE PERSONAL GREETINGS... 
                                        
 THE LADS FROM THE PUB!                 
                                        
 CLARKY                                 
 TIGGER                                 
 SLAB                                   
 MOSSY                                  
 MASTA                                  
                                        
 THE GIRLS! (WHOM WE LOVE)              
                                        
 MINE   (K.A.S)                         
 CLARKY (CLAIRE)                        
 AND ALL THOSE PAGE 3 GIRLS WE WISH WE  
 KNEW ( OR KNOW ).....                  
                                        
 OPPS YES! I MUST NOT FORGET WANDA MY   
 BLOWUP.........                        
                                        
 THE 2 FRIENDS IN THE ARMY!             
                                        
 BIRDY! (SORRY YOU MISSED IT BUD HOPE TO
         SEE YOU SOON!)                 
 SOOTY  (DONT SUN IT TO MUCH IN CYPRUS) 
                                        
 HI! TO ALL THOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS AT   
 CHESTERFIELD TEC!!!                    
 EXCEPT IAN AND GRAHAM ( CREEPS )       
                                        
 GREETINGS TO ALL OF GHOST!             
                                        
 THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF SAYING SO I   
 PASS YOU BACK TO CLARKY!......         
                                        
 WELL SEEING AS R.G.B. HAS DONE HIS     
 GREETS I SUPPOSE I SHOULD DO MINE......
                                        
 MENTASM OF N.L.A.                      
 SABBATH OF AGILE                       
 SHOCKWAVE                              
 NO.5 AND SPOOK OF DIGITAL              
 ALL OF GHOST                           
 ALL THAT R.G.B. GREETED                
 LORD FLIGHT OF JESTERS                 
 AND ANY EX-MEMBERS OF TECNIK           
 AND ANY EX-MEMBERS OF IPEC ELITE       
                                        
 WELL I THINK THATS ALL WE HAVE TO SAY  
 IN THIS TEXT EXCEPT A GREAT BIG THANKS 
 TO HAWKEYE FOR ALL THESE COOL PEICES OF
 MUSIC..........                        
                                        
NOW FOLLOWS SOME GREAT TIPS THAT IF USED
COULD MAKE LIVING IN THIS AWKWARD WORLD 
ALOT EASIER...                          
                                        
MAKE YOUR CAR EASIER TO FIND IN A LARGE 
CAR PARK BY LETTING DOWN ALL THE TYRES. 
ON YOUR RETURN, SIMPLY LOOK OUT FOR THE 
LOWEST CAR.                             
                                        
USED TEA BAGS HELD TOGETHER WITH AN     
ELASTIC BAND MAKE AN IDEAL PAIR OF LOW  
COST SWIMMING GOGGLES.                  
                                        
TO AVOID LOSING KEYS, WHENEVER YOU PUT  
THEM DOWN RING A FRIEND AND TELL THEM   
EXACTLY WHERE YOUVE PUT THEM. LATER, IF 
YOU CONT FIND THEM, RING YOUR FRIEND AND
ASK THEM WHERE THEY ARE.                
                                        
SAVE TIME IN THE KITCHEN WHEN MAKING A  
CUP OF TEA BY PRE-HEATING THE WATER IN A
SAUCEPAN BEFORE PUTTING IT IN THE KETTLE
                                        
OLD UNWANTED TELEPHONE DIRECTORYS MAKE  
IDEAL PERSONAL ADDRESS BOOKS. SIMPLY    
CROSS OUT ALL THE NAMES AND ADDRESSES OF
ALL THE PEOPLE YOU DO NOT KNOW.         
                                        
DONT THROW AWAY THOSE OLD BALLOONS AFTER
CHRISTMAS.STRETCHED OVER YOUR HEAD THEY 
MAKE IDEAL SHOWER CAPS.                 
                                        
DONT RISK DROWNING IF YOU TRAVEL BY BOAT
SIMPLY PUT ON A PAIR OF BICYCLE CLIPS   
AND FILL YOUR TROUSERS WITH PING-PONG   
BALLS.                                  
                                        
FROZEN SPROUTS MAKE A TASTY ALTERNATIVE 
TO SWEETS, AND THEY DONT ROT KIDS TEETH.
                                        
VARNISHED DIGESTIVE BISCUITS TO MAKE    
ATTRACTIVE BUT SLIGHTLY BRITTLE DRINK   
COASTERS.                               
                                        
PAINT A SERIES OF DOTS ONTO BOURBON     
BISCUITS, THEN VARNISH THEM. HEY PRESTO!
DOMINOES...                             
                                        
BUY ONIONS INSTEAD OF APPLES. THEY ARE  
ALWAYS MUCH CHEAPER.                    
                                        
AVOID THE UNNECESSARY EDXPENSE OF BUYING
CLAY PIGEONS BY SHOOTING REAL ONES.     
                                        
UNDERPANTS WITH THE LEG HOLES SEWN UP   
MAKE VERY GOOD HATS.OUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER
IS NOW THE ENVY OF ALL HER SCHOOLFRIENDS
WEARING A PAIR DISCARDED IN 1979.       
                                        
ONE OR TWO DAYS BEFORE MOVING HOUSE,    
PLACE YOUR GOLDFISH BOWL IN THE ICE-    
MAKING COMPARTMENT OF YOUR REFRIGERATOR 
WHEN THE TIME COMES TO MOVE, YOU WILL   
FIND THAT YOUR FISH CAN BE TRANSPORTED  
IN A CAR OR VAN WITH NO DANGER OF       
SPILLAGE.                               
                                        
FOOL OTHER DRIVERS INTO THINKING YOU    
HAVE AN EXPENSIVE CAR PHONE BY HOLDING  
YOUR TV OR VIDEO REMOTE CONTROL UP TO   
YOUR EAR AND MOUNTING THE KERB          
OCCASIONALLY.                           
                                        
DONT ANSWER YOUR FRONT DOOR IT COULD BE 
BURGLERS.                               
                                        
IF A SMALL CHILD IS CHOKING ON AN ICE   
CUBE, DONT PANIC. SIMPLY POUR A JUG OF  
BOILING WATER DOWN ITS THROAT, AND HEY  
PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE IS ALMOST INSTANTLY
REMOVED.                                
                                        
AVOID BICKERING AND PETTY ARGUMENTS BY  
IMMEDIATELY PUNCHING ANYONE WITH WHOM   
YOU DISAGREE.                           
                                        




-StoneCracker by Mr. Spiv of CAVE-