-StoneCracker by Mr. Spiv of CAVE-
1 VITAMIN C 1
2 THE WILL OF GOD 2
3 LAND OF KINGS 3
4 CIRCUS TIME 4
5 EARTH IS BORN 5
6 VICTORY LINE! 6
7 THE UNDERTACKER 7
8 SOMETHING STRANGE 8
ALL MUSIC COMPOSED BY HAWKEYE!
WELCOME TO -MUSIC FOR FOOLS-
FROM GHOST
USE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON TO STOP SCROLL
THE MUSIC DISK IS BOUGHT TO YOU
FROM 3 EX-MEMBERS OF TECNIK
R.G.B - CLARKY - HAWKEYE!
WELL ITS NICE TO BE AGAIN AT THE
ANARCHY PARTY AD 1992
CODING FOR THIS PART ---- R.G.B
GFX FOR THIS PART ---- R.G.B
ALL MUSIC BY ---- HAWKEYE
CODING FOR INTRO AND LOADER BY
---- CLARKY
FIRST LOGO BY ---- AZI OF
DIGITAL
MUSIC BY ---- HAWKEYE
WELL THIS MUSIC DISK HAS TAKEN FAR TO
LONG TO BE RELEASED BUT ITS NOW READY
WE HOPE YOU ENJOY LISTENING TO THESE
EXCELENT TUNES AS MUCH AS WE ENJOYED
CODING THIS MUSIC DISK............
WELL ITS CLARKY WRITING SOME TEXT FOR YA
TO READ AND ITS FRIDAY NIGHT BEFORE THE
ANARCHY PARTY TOMORROW MORNING AND WERE
IN A BIG RUSH BUT I SUPPOSE WE CAN
WARBLE ON FOR A WHILE YET.....
MYSELF, RGB AND HAWKEYE HAVE NOW LEFT
TECNIK AND JOINED GHOST..THIS IS OUR 1ST
OF MANY RELEASES FROM US UNDER THE GHOST
LABEL....WELL SEING THIS IS A MUSIC DISK
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT MUSIC IVE BEEN
LISTENING TO WHILST DOING THIS DISK:
NINE INCH NAILS (JUST AMAZING!!)
DEPECHE MODE
GUNS N ROSES
NEW ORDER
ELECTRONIC
EMF
A SPLIT SECOND
U2
THE CURE
POP WILL EAT ITSELF
AND LOADS OF OTHER STUFF...
WELL IM ALL DRIED UP AT THE MOMENT SO I
HAND OVER TO R.G.B.......
YOU FORGOT LISA STANSFIELD!
WELL WHAT CAN I SAY TO ADD TO THIS TEXT
YES LETS HAVE THE PERSONAL GREETINGS...
THE LADS FROM THE PUB!
CLARKY
TIGGER
SLAB
MOSSY
MASTA
THE GIRLS! (WHOM WE LOVE)
MINE (K.A.S)
CLARKY (CLAIRE)
AND ALL THOSE PAGE 3 GIRLS WE WISH WE
KNEW ( OR KNOW ).....
OPPS YES! I MUST NOT FORGET WANDA MY
BLOWUP.........
THE 2 FRIENDS IN THE ARMY!
BIRDY! (SORRY YOU MISSED IT BUD HOPE TO
SEE YOU SOON!)
SOOTY (DONT SUN IT TO MUCH IN CYPRUS)
HI! TO ALL THOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS AT
CHESTERFIELD TEC!!!
EXCEPT IAN AND GRAHAM ( CREEPS )
GREETINGS TO ALL OF GHOST!
THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF SAYING SO I
PASS YOU BACK TO CLARKY!......
WELL SEEING AS R.G.B. HAS DONE HIS
GREETS I SUPPOSE I SHOULD DO MINE......
MENTASM OF N.L.A.
SABBATH OF AGILE
SHOCKWAVE
NO.5 AND SPOOK OF DIGITAL
ALL OF GHOST
ALL THAT R.G.B. GREETED
LORD FLIGHT OF JESTERS
AND ANY EX-MEMBERS OF TECNIK
AND ANY EX-MEMBERS OF IPEC ELITE
WELL I THINK THATS ALL WE HAVE TO SAY
IN THIS TEXT EXCEPT A GREAT BIG THANKS
TO HAWKEYE FOR ALL THESE COOL PEICES OF
MUSIC..........
NOW FOLLOWS SOME GREAT TIPS THAT IF USED
COULD MAKE LIVING IN THIS AWKWARD WORLD
ALOT EASIER...
MAKE YOUR CAR EASIER TO FIND IN A LARGE
CAR PARK BY LETTING DOWN ALL THE TYRES.
ON YOUR RETURN, SIMPLY LOOK OUT FOR THE
LOWEST CAR.
USED TEA BAGS HELD TOGETHER WITH AN
ELASTIC BAND MAKE AN IDEAL PAIR OF LOW
COST SWIMMING GOGGLES.
TO AVOID LOSING KEYS, WHENEVER YOU PUT
THEM DOWN RING A FRIEND AND TELL THEM
EXACTLY WHERE YOUVE PUT THEM. LATER, IF
YOU CONT FIND THEM, RING YOUR FRIEND AND
ASK THEM WHERE THEY ARE.
SAVE TIME IN THE KITCHEN WHEN MAKING A
CUP OF TEA BY PRE-HEATING THE WATER IN A
SAUCEPAN BEFORE PUTTING IT IN THE KETTLE
OLD UNWANTED TELEPHONE DIRECTORYS MAKE
IDEAL PERSONAL ADDRESS BOOKS. SIMPLY
CROSS OUT ALL THE NAMES AND ADDRESSES OF
ALL THE PEOPLE YOU DO NOT KNOW.
DONT THROW AWAY THOSE OLD BALLOONS AFTER
CHRISTMAS.STRETCHED OVER YOUR HEAD THEY
MAKE IDEAL SHOWER CAPS.
DONT RISK DROWNING IF YOU TRAVEL BY BOAT
SIMPLY PUT ON A PAIR OF BICYCLE CLIPS
AND FILL YOUR TROUSERS WITH PING-PONG
BALLS.
FROZEN SPROUTS MAKE A TASTY ALTERNATIVE
TO SWEETS, AND THEY DONT ROT KIDS TEETH.
VARNISHED DIGESTIVE BISCUITS TO MAKE
ATTRACTIVE BUT SLIGHTLY BRITTLE DRINK
COASTERS.
PAINT A SERIES OF DOTS ONTO BOURBON
BISCUITS, THEN VARNISH THEM. HEY PRESTO!
DOMINOES...
BUY ONIONS INSTEAD OF APPLES. THEY ARE
ALWAYS MUCH CHEAPER.
AVOID THE UNNECESSARY EDXPENSE OF BUYING
CLAY PIGEONS BY SHOOTING REAL ONES.
UNDERPANTS WITH THE LEG HOLES SEWN UP
MAKE VERY GOOD HATS.OUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER
IS NOW THE ENVY OF ALL HER SCHOOLFRIENDS
WEARING A PAIR DISCARDED IN 1979.
ONE OR TWO DAYS BEFORE MOVING HOUSE,
PLACE YOUR GOLDFISH BOWL IN THE ICE-
MAKING COMPARTMENT OF YOUR REFRIGERATOR
WHEN THE TIME COMES TO MOVE, YOU WILL
FIND THAT YOUR FISH CAN BE TRANSPORTED
IN A CAR OR VAN WITH NO DANGER OF
SPILLAGE.
FOOL OTHER DRIVERS INTO THINKING YOU
HAVE AN EXPENSIVE CAR PHONE BY HOLDING
YOUR TV OR VIDEO REMOTE CONTROL UP TO
YOUR EAR AND MOUNTING THE KERB
OCCASIONALLY.
DONT ANSWER YOUR FRONT DOOR IT COULD BE
BURGLERS.
IF A SMALL CHILD IS CHOKING ON AN ICE
CUBE, DONT PANIC. SIMPLY POUR A JUG OF
BOILING WATER DOWN ITS THROAT, AND HEY
PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE IS ALMOST INSTANTLY
REMOVED.
AVOID BICKERING AND PETTY ARGUMENTS BY
IMMEDIATELY PUNCHING ANYONE WITH WHOM
YOU DISAGREE.
-StoneCracker by Mr. Spiv of CAVE-