WELCOME FREAK! 
       TO       
BAR BRIAN PART 1
   CREATED BY   
DONOVAN&KELLOGGS
       OF       
THE PLASMA FORCE
                
B A R  B R I A N
  THE ULTIMATE  
 BARBARIAN DEMO 
                
TO BE CONTINUED!
                



HE THREW DOWN A GLOVE, YOU MADE THE MISTAKE OF PICKING IT UP, NOW YOU'RE GONE. THE CHOOSING OF GUNS OR FIGHTING WITH SWORDS, THE CHOICE OF WEAPONS IS DONE. HE'LL TEAR YOU APART AS SOON AS YOU START. YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE.         TO BE CONTINUED.                   ZAK ZAK WHOSH ARGH !  THIS IS A NEW DEMO FROM DONOVAN AND KELLOGGS OF THE PLASMA FORCE!     THIS DEMO WAS SUCKED TOGETHER IN A PERIOD OF 3 DAYS... (DEDICATED TO ALL GUYS NAMED "BRIAN", AND TO ALL PLACES NAMED "BAR".)... HERE'S TODAYS POEM. THERE ONCE WAS A LETTER CALLED "V", AND IT CAME HOME TO TEA. -BY DONOVAN 1988.    HERE'S A MESSAGE FROM THE SHIT ($): "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO REACT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO REACT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY (DEAR) REACT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO REACT! PS. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO BORNHOLM. I HAVE. IT'S A LOVELY PLACE. (FOR SHITS). BYE BYE FROM THE SHIT. SEE YA IN THE NEXT PLASMATIC DEMO.    THIS DEMO WAS ORIGINALLY GOING TO BE RELEASED AT DEXION'S MEETING IN JUNE! - BUT BUT BUT , WE COULDN'T WAIT SO LONG! BUT WAIT TO SEE OUR DEMO FROM THE DEXI-PARTY! BY THE WAY HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT THE BRIAN-MEN ARE MOVING THE SAME WAY AS THE MUSIC PLAYS! CUTE EH?!       HI. THIS IS DONOVAN WRITING. HERE'S THE SECOND PART OF THE STORY:     READY TO START, THE DUEL BEGINS, THE BEST MAN WINS IN THE END. A LUNGE AND A FEINT, A PARRY TOO LATE, A CUT TO THE CHEST AND YOU'RE DOWN. SEEING THE STAIN, THEN FEELING THE PAIN, FEELING THE SWEAT ON YOUR BROW.        TO BE CONTINUED.....   COMING SOON FROM THE PLASMA FORCE: A BAD DEMO, MADE BY RATHLINN! (UGLY GRAPHIX, HORRIBLE MUSIC, SIMPLE CODING, FLICKING COPPERS AND ANTISMOOTH SCROLLERS!) WHEN YOU GET THAT RATHLINN DEMO, DO THIS: ENTER CLI, AND TYPE : FORMAT DRIVE DF0: NAME "R.I.P"  - INSERT THE RATHLINN DEMODISK AND PRESS RETURN! ....     AFTER THE GREETINGS WE'LL HAVE THE LAST PART OF THE STORY .... BUT FIRST .... (TATATATAAA, (FANFARE))    G R E E T I N G S :       DELPHI(N DOS)  $  DEXION (WE'RE COOOMMING TO YOUR PARTY)  $  D.I.E.D  $  GHOSTRIDER  $  HCS  $  HENRICKKKXZS AND KENNEX (HOWDY ASTLEY FANS! HAHAHAHA SUCK)  $  JAZ  (RHYMES ALMOST WITS ASS (NOUGHTY ME))  $  JEWELS  $  KERMIE(T)  $  MASTER OF DISASTER  $  MIAMY Y'S  $  PATMAN THE PET (HAM KENDER VI. DET FYSISKE GENI)  $  QRD  $  SHADOW SOFTWARE  $  SURVIVORS  $  SWOPPER (CAUGHT SOMEWHERE IN TIME)  $  THE BIRD OF ILL OMEN (PAY OR DIE)  $  THE SILENTS  $  THE VIKINGS  $  TRIGON  $  VISION  $  VORTEX 42  &  NO MORE.    WELL, AS WE PROMISED, HERE'S THE LAST PART OF THE STORY:     THE FIGHTING RESUMES, A SILENCE LOOMS, THE SWORDSMEN MOVE 'GAINST EACH OTHER. A CUT AND A THRUST, A PARRY TOO LATE, A STAB TO THE HEART AND YOU'RE DOWN. THE ANGEL OF DEATH HEARS YOUR LAST BREATH, MEANWHILE THE REAPER LOOKS ON.         THE END.          PREPARE TO WRAP THE SCROLL!                                        BY THE WAY; THE MACHO MAN IS THE CHAMPION. AND DEMOLISION. AND HONKY-TONK MAN. YEAH, BUT LET THEM FIGHT AGAINST BAR BRIAN, AND THEY'LL GET SLAIN. YEAH!                            29TH OF MAY 1988!