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  YO!!! SINGALING MASSIVE SCENE!!! DEES EES DA TRIBE GIVIN YAR A NU INCREDIBLEE ADVANCED PRODUKTION KALLED:            
   DEEE-GUNDE!!          
 DIS DHEMO WAS MADE FOR THE DEMO CONTEST ON THE ANARCHY EASTER CONFERENCE IN NYKOPING, SWEDEN, BY    >>> GUNDE POSSE <<<           WHICH IS A DIVISION OF DIS COOL WICKED SONOFABITCH GROOP             

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TRIBE - WHEN NEITHER GOD OR SOAP HELPS!  YEE...AND DA TRIBE POSSE CONSISTS OF THESE TTHUPID GUYZ:       fFRESH (CODER, COOLER), MASSIVE (GFX AND MUSIX, RAPPER) <<<< GUNDE POSSE! (THE PRODUCERS OF DIS PRODUKTION...)     NOW THE REZT OF DA BOYZ:     STONE (-DUMB, MAIL SWOPPER, MODEM TRADER), TRUHGOY (BUSHMAN, KARRABO POSSE LEADER), ACHE (GFX ARTIST, BOATER, TRAINER), YAZZIR (MUSICIAN, MODEM OWNER, G.L.T.K.K.)...                   BYE BYE BAKER, BNOT BSEE BYOU...              OK NOW, FOR ELITE SWAPPING, CONTACT TRIBE AT THESE COOL ADRESSES:           
STONE OF TRIBE              GULLRINGEN 10              556 31 JKP            SWEDEN                OR               TRUHGOY          KARRABO AVENUE               570 21 MALMBAECK           ALSO IN SWEDEN                 
SPECIAL GREETZ TO:MYTHOS,STRANGERS,PUSSY,TAURUS,DANEVOICE,TIMEX,TETRAGON,MAGIC,ANARCHY,RAGE,RELAX,THEM,BLITZ,BEAST,REFLECTORS,IMAGE THE GREETZ WERE IN NO ORDER!          WATCH OUT FOR MORE UPCOMING T R I B E PRODUCTS!!              - BULLSHIT PART COMIN' UP -               G'DAY GUYS!!         fFRESH HERE...          WELL, CODING THIS DEMO WASN'T SO HARD. NO, THE HARD PART WAS IN FACT TO FIND THE GUNDE PIC. WE NEEDED IT TO BE ON VIDEOTAPE, CAUSE OUR DIGITIZER ONLY DIGITIZES FROM VIDEO.   SO, WE HAD TO WAIT FOR GUNDE TO WIN A COMPETITION, OR AT LEAST TO GET A MEDAL, AND BECAUSE OF THAT BE ON TV (OR IN SOME MAGAZINE).   WELL, OUR BELOVED GUNDE SVAN TOOK HIS LITTLE TIME FOR WINNING. IN FACT HE DIDN'T WIN AT ALL. WE THOUGHT WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO RELEASE ANYTHING, SO WE CONSIDERED EXCHANGING GUNDE FOR SERGEJ BUBKA OR JOKKMOKKS-JOKKE OR SOMEONE.    BUT, ONE DAY WHEN I CAME HOME, SOMETHING STRUCK ME....DAD!!!    YEEE, DAD IS A SPORTS FANATIC. HE'S GOTTA HAVE SOME TAPE SOMEWHERE WITH GUNDE ON IT.  I CHECKED, AND YES!! THERE IT WAS!! THE PERFECT ONE!!    SO, I'D LIKE TO SAY:   THANK U VERY MUCH DAD, FOR BEING A SPORTS FREAK.  I'LL GIVE U SOME OF THE 4000 CROWNS...                   OK, THANX... NOW, LET'S JOKE. HERE IS A NICE SHORTIE TAKEN FROM GALAGO, AND TRANSLATED BY fFRESH (HEY YVONNE LINDBOM, GIVE ME A FIVE!!! SADIST!!).       HERE IT IS:           TWO GAYS WERE OUT CYCLING IN THE WOODS. THEY HAD BEEN OUT FOR QUITE A WHILE WHEN ONE OF THEM SAID:   OH MAN, I HAVEN'T HAD A PAIN IN MY ARSE SUCH AS THIS SINCE OUR YEARLY MEETING...                    OK, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE:            THERE WAS THIS OLD LADY IN MALMOE. SHE SAW AN ADD IN THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER ABOUT CHEAP ELEPHANT MEAT. THE STORE WAS IN KOPENHAGEN, DENMARK, BUT AS SHE WAS A BIT MENTALLY DISTURBED, SHE WENT THERE ANYWAY.     SHE BOUGHT HER ELEPHANT MEAT, WHICH WAS STORED IN A BIG TIN CAN (WHAT THE FUCK IS 'KONSERVBURK' IN ENGLISH???).     WELL, ANYWAY, HOME SHE WENT, OPENED THE TIN AND FOUND...FOUND...FOUND........NOTHING!! NUFFIN!!  THE TIN WAS QUITE EMPTY INDEED. SO, SHE WENT BACK TO DENMARK TO COMPLAIN. SHE ENTERED THE STORE, AND FOUND A BIG DANISH GENTLEMAN SHOPKEEPER. SHE SAID: -WOT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY GIVING ME AN EMPTY TIN!???!!  -WELL, THE SHOPKEEPER SAID, I GUESS YOU MUST HAVE GOTTEN THE ASSHOLE...                  WELL BE BACK, SAME TRIBETIME, SAME TRIBECOMPUTER, BUT NOT THE SAME TRIBESCROLLER.... BYE.