1001 Ways to End Your Life
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 YO FREAX !!   IF YOU THINK THIS DEMO IS COOL THEN SEND A COPY OF THE BESTSELLER      ..1001 WAYS TO END YOUR LIFE..    TO THIS MISERABLE SLIMEBUCKET    TIGRA  OR  WILD CHILD  IF YOU PREFER.      IF YOU DONT KNOW WHO THIS LAMER IS THEN SEND A STAMPED AND SELFADDRESSED ENVELOPE TO          FRP   FACISTISK RASISTISK POLITISTAT          9765  YTRE GNUKKEBAKK               THIS ORGANISATION ALSO WORKS UNDER THE CODENAME              FREMSKRITTSPARTIET      BEWARE...........                 THIS PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT APPEARS COURTESY OF        a                             OK,  TODAY IS SATURDAY MORNING AND I AM AT THE ALIVE MEETING AT THE DOMINATORS PLACE.   ACTION IS SLOW RIGHT NOW, BEST ACTION IS MICK SNOARING AND EMPTY AMIGA DRIVES CLICKING,   WAITING TO BE FED.   SO SOME REAL ENTERTAINMENT IS IN ORDER.b                      NAMELESSc     OUR GREATEST ALLSTAR CODER BRINGS YOU THIS PASTA CODING, HERE WE HAVE REPRESENTED ALL KINDS OF PASTA.   NOODLES, MAKARONI, RAVIOLI, SPAGHETTI.       IF WE DONT HAVE IT YOU DONT NEED IT !          e  PAINTING IS FUN !!!   SAYS HEMORIDER AND MIRACULIX.   LET THERE BE PIXELS !!  AND THERE WAS PIXELS,    RED ONES,    AND BLUE ONES.  AFTER INTENSE RESEARCH AND LONG JOURNEYS THEY FOUND THE FABLED SECRET FORMULA !    AND NOW PIXELS APPEAR IN ANY COLOR !!   GREAT ISNT IT !?                  d     AND NOW THE STAR OF THE SHOW !!      TRONNY ROTTEN     REGISTERED 1ST CLASS AUTHORIZED AND LICENCED COPYSLAVE.   A ONE MAN SOFTWARE FACTORY WITH THE LATEST STUFF CONSTANTLY FLOWING OUT FROM THE MURKY DEPTHS OF ASKEPOTTVEIEN 27.           BUT THE FUTURE HAS NOT ALWAYS BEEN THIS BRIGHT FOR POOR TRONNY.    BEFORE WE TOOK MERCY UPON HIM AND FORCED HIM TO JOIN OUR FORCES, YOU COULD SOMETIMES SEE HIM SLOUCHING ALONG THE STREETS OF A SLEEPY LITTLE TOWN CALLED SANDNES.  WHEN A STRANGER CAME BY, TRONNY WOULD HOLD OUT HIS EXTERNAL DRIVE AND BEG THE PERSON TO DROP SOME CHANGE IN IT. AS SOON AS HIS DRIVE WAS FILLED UP HE WOULD RUN TO THE POST OFFICE AND BUY STAMPS TO PUT ON HIS PACKAGES.  YOU SEE, IN THESE DAYS TRONNY ALSO WAS A SWAPPER BUT ONLY A LOWLIFE TYPE LIVING IN AN EMPTY BARREL BEHIND THE LOCAL SALOON. WE SAW HIS POTENSIALS AND GAVE HIM THE CHANCE.   IT CAN BE DONE.                TO ORDER YOUR COPY OF   ..HOW TO BE A STAR.. BY T. ROTTEN JUST CONTACT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSTORE !  NOW ON SALE !!  ONLY 19.95 US DOLLARS    ALL CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED !                     THIS INFORMATION WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY A HUNGOVER MIRACULIX.  BEST SOLUTION IS TO KEEP DRINKING.  SEE YA ALL IN FUTURE PRODUCTIONS.                          HELLO EVERYBODY, I AM NAMLESS. I HATE TO WRITE SCROLL TEXTS. I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU TO CONTACT ME AT     47      4   42 07 72  OR INSIDE NORWAY,  04  42 07 72   GOODBYE!                            HI FOLKS!    TRONNY ROTTEN IS HERE!           TO WRITE THE GREETINGS YOU KNOW....      BUT FIRST A LITTLE COMMERCIAL........        PLING!       TIRED OF LAMERS?   WANT THE LATEST STUFF?   WANT THE COOLEST COMPACKS?     THEN DONT HESITATE TO CONTACT TRONNY ROTTEN, THE BEST (AND ONLY! SWAPPER OF ALIVE, AT THIS ADDRESS:        TRONNY ROTTEN!          ASKEPOTTV. 27.            4300 SANDNES              NORWAY                   AND WRITE TODAY...       PLING!                    AND HERE IS  THE GREETINGS ........         2000 AD      ACME FACTORIES      ACTION FORCE      ALTAIR      AMIGA IND. AND FREEDOM FORCE      ANTARTICA      BATTLE AXE      BLACK MONKS     CARTEL      CRIME      DEATHSTAR     DEFJAM      DEMONS     DIGITECH      DRAGONS      ELECTRONIC ARTISTS      ESA UK     ESCAPE     GATE      GATES OF DARKNESS      GENESIS      GHOSTRIDERS      IMPACT INC.     IT      MEGADETH UK      NEUTRON DANCE      NEW ORDER     ODYSSEY      PHAZE 101     PHOENIX     POWERDRIVE      RAZOR 1911     RBB      REBELS      SCOOPEX     SIRIUS CYBERNETICS     SPECTRE     SPLIT INFINITY     SUNRIDERS      THE BAOBAB CONSPIRACY      THE GOONIES     THE OVERLORDS     THE PANTIES       THE SOFTRUNNER CREW     THE UNDERTAKERS      TRILOGY     UNIQUEVISION     VORTEX 42     X-BEAT                        HI, THIS IS BEATHOVEN TRYING TO WRITE SOME SCROLLTEXT TO THIS DEMO. FIRST I HAVE SOME MESSAGES TO ALL MUSICFREAKS AND CODERS OUT THERE. I HAVE READ THAT IT IS POSSIBLE TO HAVE 16 DIFFERENT MUSIC CHANNELS INSTEAD OF THE FOUR WE ALL ARE USED TO. BUT IT HAS NEVER BEEN CODED. SO, IF ANYBODY FINDS OUT HOW TO CODE IT, GIVE US A HINT.      IF ANYBODY HAVE A PLAYROUTINE THAT COULD PLAY TWO MODULES AT THE SAME TIME, PLEASE SEND IT TO ME.   I ALSO THINK THAT I SHOULD SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT DIFFERENT KINDS OF EFFECTS THAT I WANT IN THE SOUNDTRACKER.           1. A POSSIBILITY TO PLAY BOTH IFF FILES AND SONIXFILES.      2. A CHORUS EFFECT WHEN YOU PLAY 2 CHANNELS WITH THE SAME INSTRUMENT.      3. A CORRECT SLIDE COMMAND. THE NOTE IS SLIDED A HALFNOTE BOTH IF THE NOTE IS A C2 OR A G3. THE DIFFERENCE IS ALWAYS THE SAME.      4. A MEMORY DISPLAYER. I OFTEN HAVE MEMORYPROBLEM WHEN I HAVE MANY LONG SAMPLES.     5. A SAMPLER SO WE CAN CUT THE IFF INFOFILE IN THE START OF IFF INSTRUMENTS. THIS WAY WE CAN IMPROVE MANY SAMPLES.    6. GET BACK THE OLD MODULATION EFFECTS.       7. UP TO 128 PATTERNS AND MAX LENGTH TO 256.     8. A SMALL VIBRATO EFFECT.     9. TRIPLETS EFFECTS.                             I JUST WANT TO MENTION ONE THING, AND THAT IS THAT I LOVE THE TUNE THAT WON THE MUSIC COMPETITION IN THE COPYPARTY IN SWEDEN CALLED   SPELL.  I JUST ADORED THAT TUNE. THERE IS ALSO ANOTHER THING THAT IS WORTH A FEW WORDS. THIS MESSAGE GOES TO THOSE WHO WANTS TO CONTACT ME FOR SWAPPING STUFF. I AM NOT A SWAPPER, ALL I WANT TO SWAP IS GREAT MUSIC STUFF, WHICH INCLUDES GOOD MUSIC DISCS, INSTRUMENT DISCS FOR THE SOUNDTRACKER, AND UPDATES OF THE DIFFERENT MUSIC PROGS AND SOURCES. I GUESS THAT THOSE WHO ALREADY TRIED TO CONTACT ME FOR NORMAL SWAPPING, FOUND OUT THAT I AM CLOSE TO LAME WHEN THE SUBJECT IS SWAPPING. I HOPE I STILL MAKE MUSIC THAT IS WORTH LISTNING TO. I AM WORKING HARD TO FINISH THE BEATMIX NUMBER FOUR AND FIVE. SOME OF THE TUNES THERE HAS BEEN MADE IN SONIX, WHICH I STILL THINK IS A PRETTY GOOD MUSIC PROGRAM. IF ANYONE HAS A VERSION OF THIS PROGRAM THAT IS OVER VERION 2.0 PLEASE SEND IT TO ME...                 THE TIME IS NOW 04.35 SUNDAY MORNING. I HAVE BEEN IN THIS MEETING SINCE THURSDAY AROUND FOUR. THERE HAS BEEN QUITE A LOT OF BOOZE AND NOT MUCH SLEEP. NAMELESS HAS BEEN AWAKE THE WHOLE MEETING TO CODE THIS COOL DEMO, WHICH MEANS THAT HE HAS NOT SLEPT FOR ABOUT 96 HOURS, JUST TO FINISH THIS DEMO.      BY THE WAY, I WILL NOW TELL THE TALE ABOUT HOW NAMELESS GOT HIS MEMORY EXPANSION.   IT BEGAN WITH A LOT OF HARDWARE ERRORS IN HIS MACHINE. SO, ONE DAY HE FOUND OUT THAT THE MACHINE NEEDED A MEDICAL REPAIR. A FEW HOURS LATER HE WAS TALKING WITH A MAN IN THE LOCAL COMPUTERSHOP ABOUT THE REPAIR OF HIS MACHINE. THEY AGREED THAT NAMELESS COULD BORROW A MACHINE FROM THE SHOP WHILE THE MACHINE WAS IN FOR REPAIR. WHEN HE GOT HOME AND PLUGGED THE BORROWED AMIGA IN, HE GOT THIS TERRIBLE SHOCK. THE WORKBENCH SCREEN TOLD HIM THAT HE HAD OVER 900 K OF MEMORY. FOR A LONG TIME HE WAS WONDERING HOW THIS COULD BE. BUT SUDDENLY HE REALISED, AND HE OPENED THE MACHINE TO FIND OUT. AND THERE IT WAS, ONE MEGABYTE GENTLY PLASED WHERE IT OUGHT TO BE. BUT NOW I WONT TELL ANYMORE OF THIS TALE, BUT YOU CAN ONLY GUESS WHAT HE DID WITH THE EXTRA RAM.........................