Parallax
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     surprise!     
    grey! here.    
  once again it's  
time to talk to the
    world in this  
 latest b.s.s demo 
   appropriately   
      named..      
    'parallax'     
  as you can see   
 phil! has let me  
 have this scroller
 and he's got the  
   top scroller.   
oh! and to clear up
   any confusion.. 
phil! is my brother
                   
      now then...  
 a few lines about 
   us in b.s.s!    
 i'm still swapping
 and compiling etc 
  but i now have a 
   full time job   
    with shifts    
  so some weeks i  
 reply the same day
and others its next
  day return.ok!   
  stu has gone in  
 for coding lately 
 so if he aint too
  fast on the old  
   swapping scene  
 that's the reason!
  e.s.p... errr!   
  where are you?   
  now a few words  
 to certain people.
 first to comrade.j
 you've still got  
     my disks!!    
 just send 'em back
     will ya!      
   now to gray of  
  dynamic vision.. 
 couldn't you think
 of a more original
  name?! rip off!  
 and don't say you 
 was first coz i've
 been using 'grey!'
     for years!    
 now the greets....
  - greetings to - 
 zarch (mag.fields)
 scooter (the lads)
psyclone (megadeth)
  mike (excel uk)  
 craig (dyn.vision)
 blaster (m.fields)
  fred (watchmen)  
 stuart (the band) 
 tic-tac (megadeth)
ajax (untouchables)
        guy        
       steve       
  well thats about 
 all for this demo!
     i'll be at    
 sundays pc(w) show
  so hopefully i'll
  see some of you  
      there!       
  until next time  
  byeeeee - grey!  
                   





                                                        sorry folks... this demo is just too boring!                          time for some 8 layer parallax scrolling!                     cool eh?                      o.k then cop this for an original scroller!                                                            hi guys.... this is phil! of b.s.s (the british swapping syndicate)         here's another one for your collection!  i was getting progressively more bored at the latest outburst of 4 colour bob demos... ('ooh we've got 205!' - congratulations - you win a cookie)....  so i thought i'd try something a bit more original with our friend mr.blitter.... ok i know there's some yawno bobs on the screen now but at least they're 8 colours! by the way, you can control the boring things by pressing the 2 sets of amiga and alt keys ... if you make a right mess which is highly likely, press the ctrl key to reset 'em to the original pattern....  this music was created by -chronos- of magnetic fields so thanx a lot to him!                 i'll try to avoid talking crud in this scroller ... some people really go ape don't they ... e.g. 'a new age has dawned, a new force has been created.....'  what a load of pig crap!  talk about hype- i hate hype.....    here's a few of my opinions ....   new computer express is crap ...  uncle art is the worst commercial amiga musician (dum-dugga-dugga-a-dum-dugga-dugga....same drum track every time and shit voices as well) ... mr. heli is the smoothest game i've ever seen (slight sarcasm there) ... bob demos are the definition of the word yawn ... the poll tax is criminal ......   ok thats enough of that!    i dunno if the hifi filter is supposed to be on at the moment cus it may and it may not.... it makes sod all difference on our a500 anyway... and don't call me a deaf git cus it don't!!  hmmmm... once upon a time there was a computer, not a very good one but it was popular.... it was called a spactrum and some mongs still buy 'em these days!!! it really pisses me off the way shitty magazines never like to admit the amiga's obvious superiority to every other home computer and whenever something new comes out its .....'this machine beats the amiga!' they never say 'this machine shits on the s.t' or 'what are you spastics doing with 8-bit micros when there's things like this about?' oh no...it has to beat the amiga doesn't it? well all you piss-arsed comics can boil yer nuts cus unless we all become millionaires over night the amiga will be tops for years yet.... and still we get all the mega lamers at the p.c show eagerly awaiting the launch of the new spectrum (sam) .....zzzzzzzz!  oh well that'll do about that cobblers wont it?  well i think i'm plum outa scroll text so its time to bid you farewell me old fish ticklers....    bye - phil of b.s.s.                               (all coding and graphics by phil! - b.s.s)