D D D                      peace,brothers...   p e a c e                          yep,it's us again... still 
hanging around... but just for fun!it's been a while from our last intro which was actually released on march the 7th 
1990... there's been some partying around lately (for about 6 and a half months) but who the fuck cares about that? 
anyway,now you can enjoy this megashit... just remember that you can pause this boring scroller with f1 and continue 
reading with f2!useful if you have to answer the phone too often (like i,awcy,have to) or pause this while fetching 
something to eat (because this intro will be a long lasting one) or for anything else.as you all probably knowõ 
midnightsunþ and fart leftö us on august,just a few days before we decided to kick out almost all our members.it all 
was a sum of some internal problems (like too fucking many members,most of 'em doing absolutely nothing but just 
lazying around and enjoying the reputation of being a clone) õ butù now it all has been done and we're happy (some 
bugs removed) önow the guys of midnightsun are really doing some great work around...    ok,lemme tell ya sumthin!i'm 
dr.ooze and i'm fuckin' tired of all those doctors who keep rappin' around and think that they've got cool names...õ 
like those guys in crusaders.i've got nothing against them but those dr.x names just make me want to ýbarf up their 
demos.it would really give me great satisfaction to see them rip that 'dr.' away from their names.remember,no hard 
feelings but a big barf!dr.ozzie signing off (for a while...?)    ugh!it's doc azzyö (commonly known as awcy or the 
party animal) around again.as you already have noticed,music has a big influence on my life (in fact i caught a flue 
few days ago) and the only way of living for me is having some... ð ...around and living like a madman!at least most 
of the people think so.but no way!i'm going to be a homeboy for some weeks (i bet i can't but i'm still trying) this 
whole intro was inspired by udo's album 'faceless world' and the lyrics of his songs.just listen to his songs and 
understand... by the way,ooze drew a niceõ tractor and we're going to release a tractor demo in the near future (who 
could believe?) and what's mostû terrible,we have no swappers!brainie quit his swapping career and we'll see if 
something happensö... the main reason for stopping the lousy swapping was that there's no point in swapping some bloody 
stupid games and pay a million postage fees and after that you can't even afford to go to the cinema!and your friends 
fade away!(hi!here's sumthin!send fast!bye!) and then think of the games!once you've seen them,you immediately forget 
'em... no sense... nonsense!well,i guess i'll pass this turn to oozeõ for a while,try to survive...      oooooooze 
(dr.) is back,but... don't you think that we ain't the same anymore!though we might seem to be dying and wilting and 
shrinking and... ò ...around it doesn't necessarily have to mean that we're loosing our touch!no way!we just keep on 
boaring around... as you are about to see.i (ooze) am still able to create sum sick text... (unfortunately it's true! 
Eawcy) ...and well,well... here we go! ð  that's what we like...ä oooooh,lemme tell ya sumthin (again?) awcy is 
crawling on the floor and gnawing my feet!he just loves sucking my toes (especially the big one) and i can't say that 
it doesn't feel good for me,toooohh... ö ooh,isn't that beautiful (down there,the poem,idiot!) but, back in bus(in)ess 
(wot's 'ess'?) while my fluids are running freely on the floor as the sucking goes on i'm still missing brainie at the 
same time.he really has the power and might in sucking one's ears... ah,what a nympho i am!i can't get enuff (winger) 
but fortunately õi noticed that sucking my father's huyndai hdp 910 printer gives me a real hard on! and so... everything 
seems úto be like heaven for me! but every paradise's got it's snake.in this one it strangely resembles my lower organs 
(dick,sucker!) enough of orgasms,or what? so it's awcky's turn to crap my keyboard... one has to suffer to get satisfaction
 (this was satisfaction,awcy will take care of the pain) so here he comes...   another time,another pain,another...     
awcy!(too bad... really) well,this sucking intro was really ment to be released somewhere in may but as always i broke 
down and didn't have the guts to code (or as the others say i usually 'code') for 5 months and now i finished this and...
 ahhhhh!it's beautiful!(beurk!) sorry you guys there in usa but my hyprabeautiful equroutine is invisible for you... 
what a pity!(i think you are the happiest ones...) oeoeh!ö do you believe if i tell you that we've got 23 of these posters 
in store? i don't... i'm too serious,so i think i'm going to write sum bullshit (as ooze places it...) ... the crucial 
thing is that ooze went downstairs fetching some cheese for us... seemingly he's just eating it all by himself and when 
he returns we'll see a smiley face laughing at us.ooze is still the same ugly slimenose that he was some years ago (about
 2 years ago) ... gosh!it's been almost 2 years from our firstie!let's celebrate!(where the fuck is the champagne?) 
nobody shouldõ catch a flue!this feeling is bloody cruel.i feel tired.ünow there's something i want to confess.i was 
really depressed during last spring but i've come back and started to live again.most of all,thanks to all my buddies 
(the coeoerers (cCCrers),you know who you are guys!thanx for the summer)ö and to all the girls (?what?) who've helped me 
to live again... at the moment i'm having the nicest class in the world and fortunately ooze isn't on my class... poor 
fellow!anyhow,regards to the... ø ...i know and respect. thanks to heidi,pBlvi and marja... you all mean a lot to me,believe
 it or not!just check out the poster below... it tells it all!aeh,let's cut that sentimental bullshit and continue with 
something else... wellwellwell,it's the time for some regards for some friends (because i suppose that if they've read 
this far they'll soon stop...) so i'll pass my... ÷ ...regards to    E striper of horizon E saigonõ of savage E einstein 
of razorá 1911 E xor of d.mob E dunk &ö oswald & phobos & diabolos of midnightsun E hellraiser of venom E mahoney E john 
of billyjohn E warlock of dictators sf E grendel of byterapers E rainman E raster of dual crew E metalic of infinity E 
watchman & cable of complex E hihat of the link E express of cinefex design E princeps of desaster area E eku of cave E 
ecs of crusaders E whitesnake & vdx & crux of wizzcat E apache of vertigo and of course theõ other fellas i know and 
love... (wiCCCCCCd...) let's rapô this thing overö... neon broadway sign... uuuuu... she's a little runaway... ooze wants
 to tell you a little story about what happened during the summer '90... go ahead,make my day...          yomh,that's 
what i'm gonna do!last summer was the craziest one for a while... in fact i've never lived a crazier one!actually it all
 began in spring.it was the first of may when awckwyche and bratizlaw were totally drunk.they spent theõ night with yuckiz
 and wolf (the talaskanìgas man) and probably had the time of their life.i wasn'tö there and they can't remember it 
clearly so i can't tell for sure.i was drunk,too,but i was in min hemby.as the summer began,the destruction began knocking
 on the doors of our neighbours and in fact the whole village was about to be destroyed... it was no longer a place of 
living,it was a great partyground. ('fuck you' Eparticle...) the beginning of summer was quite quiet.there was a class 
party in a bloody cottage but i don't want to remember that one.then the time of partying burst off... it was the 
midsummerfest and no special actions were to be done.but my parents were atõ our sommarstuga (ota floxil! Eparticle) and
 we decided toã start... ò ...at our place.thatö was the fatal mistake!as the night went on people went through our house
 'cos some bloody party animal had left the door open.the result was total havoc... no windows were broken,but several 
pieces of furniture were now literally pieces!i was too drunk to prevent the people raging in our house. (in fact ooze 
was trying to get some sleep in a storeroom and he barfed... Eawcy) that's true... unfortunately!just when iõ fell asleep
 on a pile ofë mats my pal tomppa poika kinnunen ran shoutingö through the night and told me that a girl (13 years old,
but about that later) had driven with a moped after drinking 2 beers (hysterical laughter... lamer!) and drove it straight
 into a ditch.she came to us bleeding and confused... tomppa took the part as the hero and savior and... (he paid the taxi
 to the hospital.) earlier in the evening he had tried to get in contact with the girl by trying to get her so drunk that 
she couldn't understand anything and would give him what he wanted... make your own conclusions. (i made mine.tomppa was 
desperate! Eawcy) as the morning lightsõ sprang throughè the curtains and struckö my sore (red) eyes and i walked to the 
fridge for some lemonade to quench my thirst i saw the most horrifying sight in my life... terror and destruction!later 
on that day i went with tomppa to the hospital to look how the girl was doing.that was one of the worst moments of horror
 in my life!tomppa had a terrible hangover and some alcohol must have been still running in his veins... he drove on 
through the city like a drunk does... and i was struggling to stay alive! (and that bloody tomppa made me to call to the
 hospital in the morning while i was still too drunk!fuck him! Eawcy) when my parents came home the chat we had was... 
well, let's forget that one!    the midsummerfest at my place gave the kick for the things that went on through the rest 
of the summer.the police were about to comeõ there but they didn'tî find the place.since that began the era of partyline...
 awcköowitzt had parties at his place every weekend in friday and saturday.i only drank about two or three times a month 
but awcy and brainie did it at least twice a week!when whitesnake n' vdx of wizzcat spent a weekend at awcky's place it 
was the event of the summer.i boozed only once during that time but some people there did it for four days!that was also 
the time when the first signs of dr. awcky's desperation took place.after that every weekend he tried to get sum p...y.
unfortunately he never succeeded (well,it was unfortunate for him but the... ø ...were surelyõ fortunate for not getting 
inç touch with him and his diseases)ö (look who's talking! Eawcy) he (awitzlavinzky) got the idea of wearing barfy clothes
 in the spring and for the rest of the summer he kept rapping downtown wearing them.he had a note reading 'party animal' 
pinned to his ugly tie,and after that he got a really nice reputation. (sure... Eawcy) haa!it's awcy here while ooze's 
talking bull in the phone (even he gets some phonecalls) za daa!the summer was really a nice event.i got a fucking reputation
 of being really an animal and nobody had the guts to even talk with me! (weird) but i think it was still fun like hell... 
for example i didn't manage to get beaten up!but ooze gets knocked down because of his smiley face (that one happened 
actually in autumn but who cares?) i counted that i gave about 13 or 14 parties... not less or more.and now this autumn 
nobodyõ wants to keep parties but stillå everybody (i mean everybody) visited my place.assholes!i have somekind of a 
curse because everytime i visit a party there will be a plate (or something like that) broken.but that's not my fault,or
 is it?ö well,let's blame ooze or someone else for some minutes... ooze is really a weird boozer.he never seems to be 
drunken (that's maybe because i'm dead drunk) and still he's rapping around like we do.but he never (except that midsummerfest)
 drinks a lot of alcohol.just a tiny bit to get the funny mode on.then brainie... this guy is one of the hardest partymen
 around here (after me of course) and we usually (very often) drink together and decide to take a ride downtown... then 
we spread some paperplates,plastic spoons or forks around the streets and give autographs to people we know.and never 
forget the big van filled with old magazines!do you people out there know how looooong faces people have when we offer 
them about 15 magazines toõ get for free... i bet nobody understands the highlights of collecting any stupid things and 
then spreading themí but us...? right? aeaeaehö (BBBh in finnish),i'll wait for ooze to return back here because he went 
on eating... stay tuned,friends...   (ota floxil taas! Eparticle)      oh yeh!dr. ooze is back... tell me why i had to be 
a powerslave... (iron maiden) yes,we (i(ozgulotter),braqusloth & awckyliero) were torturing our ears (sweet pain) in iron 
maiden's concert in helsinki ishallen in 12.11.1990. that was a real turn on for us.we were not drunk (surprise!) but 
people around us looked at us and thought that we were sumkinda maniacs or something like that.we moshed and yelled and 
sang and did other typical (for us) things they did not understand... they just stared at us with their bulbous eyes and 
sat as if they were petrificated.well,at least we had great time! (hiyap,apacheõ of vertigo!) we had nice seatsâ and saw 
eddie stumble inö the microphone wires... it looked kinda funny to see the roadie crawl out of the fallen eddie!    yep,
back in pi(l)sne(r)s... i just have to send my greets to xor of d.mob!you know i'll be in love with you forever even 
though i left you (?) well,you might understand but then,you might not!funny... he he (dry giggle)  do you want to know 
what are the two things awcky would never throw up? if beer is not counted,of course. no? did you say no? well, i didn't 
hear that! so, the first one is a single kCttpirog (a meatpie or sumthin like that in englischschsch...) but the special 
thing about that is the fact that he doesn't care to split it but just spruits theõ ketchup and mustard on it!æthat 
looks disgusting!(ooze thinksö so! Eawcy  yoh yoh yoh pox pox pox xpo xpoxpxo  ... and brainie and particle and... Eozzi)
 yespox,the another one is a fresh slice of rye bread with a greasy piece of metwurst (salami?) on it... that seems to 
be a suitable meal when you're having a bad hangover.blCrgh!   have you ever tried to swing (with a swing) when you have
 the same menthol and physicool state... it's a nice feeling to have your inner fluids splashing up and down within your
 stomach... and then,with a final burst they run up your throat and out through your mouth... in your mouth a nice smell
 will then exist (poetry?) but the best sensations are visual!if you don't remember where you spent your money in the 
evening,you have then a nice chance to find out.i have several such experiences... once i hadõ driven a moped throughó 
the town (drunken) and wentö into a shoppe to buy a missing link for my helmet.but as i came home i couldn't remember 
where i spent my bunch of cash... the answer came out after few swings... splat!and there,i found the 'link' in the barf
 fluids.my memory began running normally and all was clear!you should try!about enough of me,wot? no? well,i still think
 i will pass the tangentbord to dr.zwacky... uuh!it's me again (the party animal) slice me a piece of bread,ozzi... thank
 you!ahaaah,my hunger was growing too fast to survive so killed it... i'm a savage beast!no no!i am surprisingly writing 
again some normal text while ooze is taking care of the normal bullshit amount in our prods.that's what he's good at as 
you can all see... now i'd like to announce a competition.who is going to invent theõ most complicated version of my name
 (originally awcy) ??ï and the winner has to be a realö genius because some bloody fuckers can create a looong name but 
with no sense and jokes in it... boring!so create a funny name based on 'awcy' and win the prize!it's so damn easy (no 
clones allowed guys...) (perkeleen assi! Eoozolawnmowersnowdiggerbarfnigger) yep,that really explains why EnoE clones 
allowed.you others wouldn't stand a chance against these majestic aliens.ha!i decided that this intro has no exit!yeee!
are you fucked up? (you should be...) sorry but i can't be sure that the system works fine after my 'code' if it's over 
300 kb long (not the 'code' but the whole shit together,got it?) õlet's switch to a scroll from last friday night... ê    
....yo!it's another friday night atö braqu's place and of course the fellas (braqu,azzy & 14y rainhalt) are boozing.remember
 awcky telling you about himself being a homeboy for a couple o' weeks? well,now it's been proved that he can't hold 
himself away from booze... he's sipping now some aurora wine and lapin kulta iii beer and is intending to go downtown 
(to search sum girls... desperate again?) o well,i'm ooze and i'm just fucked up.it's mainly because i've got no beer nor
 wine to booze down... aaaaaaargh!oh,prepare for brain damage,awcky is snatching the tangentbord from my hands... i'm the 
law.... oooooorrrrrrhhhh... screw you!this is awcy wanker (ooze)... no it's really awcy and brainie and 14y rainhalt boozin'
 down some alcohol here (happy now ooze?) ... we're really going downtown but not so desperate as ooze told bcos no way 
of meeting chicks who don't know me (awcy) as i'm having a nice reputation around this fucking place...... fuck you awcy.
this is 14y rainhalt here.guys are very drunk and i feel sucks.goddamn.fuck the system aaaajeeee.ooze is fucked.yo!braqu 
here writing some bullzhit to herz (here ya know...) i'm starving.oh!sorry,i'm drunk!!!!so yo know assi is enormous 
larvihole... brainy off... assi (awcy) again with some bright details about some crazy fellas around this place... tapsa 
(our carman) is sober... ooze is sober too... brainie,i (awcy) and rainhalt are pretty drunk at the moment already... well
 who cares anyway now... 14y here again and i'm drunk too, but i am feeling very well.there's somebody who doesn't feel 
so well.ooze is wearing a gay hat and he is a gay,i think.awcy and brainie are in the toilette.what would they do there? 
i'm thinking about the same thing,i think,but why they are staying so long there? but who the hell am i.i'm the 14 years 
old guy so i'm the 14y.awcy came here and he is drunk oh jeeeeeeeeeee...  awcy here and sorry but i and brainie were 
speaking to minna and heli down in kuusankoski.14y here again and i'm very drunk,but i'm feeling very good.yo!it's braqu 
here again!aaaajeeee!it feels so great now!i wanna have lots of fun!and i will have ya know... oho!!!kiitti vaaan!assi 
perkele!imeõ lapzin kultaaas!uuuhhh tease me please me!09.aaaajeeee. yep,it's saturday morning or is it?    oooolrait,i 
think this intro has enuff text so we'll cut the bullshit and leave you guys resting in pieces...                         
...stink!                                                ...congratulations!you made it!and for nothing...                
                                      



 *** Yep, You guessed it right fellow. This is Awcy of Clones writing a message for you. At first I've to give my best 
regards to a very special girl called Heidi! No matter where you are or what you do, just remember what YOU mean to me! 
And what's most typical for me, I'm offering now a hypra surprise for the first guy who writes me and tells me the codeword, 
which is this time: GABBALONKKU! Just write it down on a piece of paper plus your address and I'll send you a package 
containing weird stuff! Also check out memory at address $666 for something... Ok, my address is: Awcy of Clones, 
Jari Myllylahti, Maryntie 3b, 25250 Marynummi, Finland. And you can call me at: +358-24-360280, ask for JARI! Yep! See 
you again somewhere... (or preferably NOT...) ***