Megademo - part 1
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                    "CHAOS/MEGADETHr" PRESENTS A NEW DEMO!!!   CODING BY PHOTON OF "CHAOSr"    GRAPHICS BY SNOWMAN OF "CHAOSr"    MUSIC BY "JASON PAGE"...          THIS DEMO WAS BROUGHT TO YOU AT THE "MAFIA" COPY-PARTY ON NOVEMBER 4TH!!!      WELL DUDES AS YOU MAY (OR MAY NOT OF, AS THE CASE MAY BE) GUESSED, THIS IS "PHOTON" AT THE SLAB WITH ALL THE BUTTONS (THE KEYBOARD FOR ALL YOU LAMERS!!!) AND IT'S TIME FOR ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT A FEW MIND BOGGLING THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO DURING THIS DEMO, SUCH AS:      1 - "MAN HANDLE THE MOUSEY IN ALL DIRECTIONS TO CHANGE THE SIZE OF THE BOB PATTERN"      2 - "PRESS THE MOUSEY BUTTONS TO GO FORWARDS OR BACKWARDS THROUGH THE BOB PATTERNS"      3 - "TRY PICKING YOUR NOSE AND FLICKING THE BITS AT THE SCREEN, AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!"      4 - AND THIS IS THE HARD ONE!!! "PRESS BOTH MOUSEY BUTTONS SIMULTANEOUSLY (THAT MEANS BOTH TOGETHER) TO EXIT THE DEMO"...                    RIGHT THEN, BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER WITH THE PERSONAL SCROLLIES, IT'S TIME TO DO THE MEMBERS LIST...   MEMBERS OF "CHAOS/MEGADETHr" ARE AS FOLLOWS :      ANT          ASSASSIN          ATLANTIS          DEEK          EMULATOR          EQUINOXE          FALCON          FANGS          HARLEQUIN          KEF          LADY HAWK          LEGGLESS          MASTER WINCHESTER          PANTHER          PHILBY          PHOTON          PORTABLE          ROADRUNNER          SAF          SENTINEL          SKOL          STP SOUND SYSTEM          THE SNOWMAN          THE TEKNICHIAN          TIC-TAC          VELKRO                    NOW THAT THE FORMALITIES ARE OVER, WE CAN GET ON WITH SOME DECENT TEXT, SO HERE GOES...                    I'VE JUST FINISHED (ME, THE SNOWMAN) DOING THE LOGO YOU ARE LOOKING AT IN THE MIDDLE, AS THE ONE WE HAD IN IT BEFORE WAS JUST "CHAOSr" AND NOT CHAOS/MEGADETH..  IT TOOK ME A GRAND TOTAL TIME OF 15 MINUTES OR SO...      WHAT ELSE? NOTHING, RIGHT I'M HANDING OVER TO TEKKY NOW, BUT BEFORE I DO, REMEMBER THAT 1. I DIDN'T DRAW THE CHARACTER SET, 2. I DON'T LIKE THE MUSIC-DISK LOGO, AND 3. I HAVE A SEXY NORWEIGIEN FEMALE PEN-PAL, AND YOUT DON'T.... AND LASTLY....  HERE'S TEKKY......         HA!! HA!! THIS IS GOING TO SCREW UP SNOWIES TEXT, COZ HERES PHOTON...   WELL ITS NOW 2:48 AM AND THERES LESS THAN 8 HOURS TILL PARTY AND IM GASPING FOR A PINT!!!   OH YEAH!!!   SNOWWY IS ABOUT TO LASH THE GIN!!!    (I THINK???   YEAH!!!    HE IS, MINES A G/T WITH PLENTY OF ICE!!!   OH AND DONT FORGET THE OLIVE!!!)...      JESUS (GASP, GASP, HOW MUCH TONIC DID YOU PUT IN THERE SNOWWY, COZ THAT SURE TASTES GOOD AND I CANT STAND THE FRIGGIN STUFF!!!)...      OH WHATS THIS, I THINK ITS VELKRO AT THE DOOR, IT IS, OH NO, PISS OFF VELKRO!!!    TEKKY HAS TOLD ME TO BE QUITE COZ HIS PARENTS ARE STILL ASLEEP!!!         OH WELL TIME TO INSPECT MY BOTTOM FOR NEW UNFOUND ORGANISMS!!!    BY-ZY-BY!!!......                    THANK GOD PHOTON GOT OFF THE KEYBOARD, HE'S BEEN ON IT FOR AGES.    ANYWAY I'M TOTALLY OUT OF IDEAS (HAVE I ANY ??) - SO FUCK THIS AND I'M GOING AGAIN, AND LET VELKRO HAVE A BASH AND A BOP AND THE K-BOARD (WELL, I SUPPOSE I MUST BE KIND)     ALL SPELLING MISTAKES (SNOWMAN'S FOR INSTANCE) ARE DELIBERATE AND ARE MEANT TO CAUSE OFFENSE (MAINLY TO OUR OWN MEMBERS)....... HERE'S  VELLY:    OH NO IT 'AINT, IT'S STILL TEKKY (LEE)       A LITTLE NOTE TO ALL PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO READ ALL THIS TEXT,   PLEASE STOP 'COZ VELLY'S TEXTY IS IMPOSIBLE TO READ (YOU'LL UNDERSTAND IN A MINUTER)     AND NOW FOR THE REAL VELLY......                    GOD AM I KNACKERED.  THIS IS VELKRO TYPING SOME SCROLLY.  I WILL BE VERY AMAZED IF ANYONE ACTUALLY REACHED MY CONTRIBUTION TO THIS AMAZING DEMO.          WHOOPY-DOO!!!   VELKRO REALLY DID TYPE A LOT OF TEXT!!!   BUT HE SAYS THAT HE IS TIRED FROM WORK!!!   VELKRO IS ABOUT TO SLASH HIS WRISTS???   RAH-RAH!!!   OH BY THE WAY THIS IS PHOTON TYPING MORE SHITE, COZ IM THE ONLY ONE WHOSE NOT TIRED, COZ IM WELL ARD!!!          OH WELL, WITHOUT FURTHER A DO, LETS GO STRAIGHT ON WITH THE GREETINGS, "CHAOS/MEGADETHr" SEND "WILD / CRAZY" GOLDEN GREETINGS TO:      ACCUMULATORS            ALIVE           AUTOMATION            CRYSIS INTERNATIONAL           MIRAGE UK.            MAGNETIC FIELDS            ODYSSEY            ORACLE            PARANOMIA            QUARTEX            SUPREME            SAE i SCOOPEX            SLIPSTREAM            VISION FACTORY                   AND NOW THE NORMAL GREETS             ACIDFORCE           ALIBI           ANARCHY UK.          ANIMATE           AVALANCHE           AVENGER           BEZZ           BIZZMO           BOP           BOLERO           BROWBEAT           B.S.S.           COMPLEX           CRIME           CRUSADERS           CYRUS CORP i SILENTS           D.C.S.           DEFJAM           DEMON           DIGITS           D.O.C.           DREAM WARRIORS           ESA           EXCEL U.K.           EXCESS           EXIS           FAIRLIGHT           FDS  POWERLORDS          FIFTH DIMENSION           FRAXION           FREESTYLE UK.           GEZ           GOAT           GOD           HACKTRICK CRACKING CREW           HALLMARK           HIGH CLASS           I.B.B.           ICEMAN           INERTIA           INFILTRATORS           INTUITION           IPEC ELITE           IT           ITV           JAPMASTER           JAE           JAY           JADE           JCS           KEFRENS           KENDAL           MACH 4           MAFFIA           MASTER CREW  ELIMINATION          MAZ           MERCENERY                 METNET           MOTO-X-MAN           MOLE           NEON           NETWORK 23           NEUTRON DANCE            NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION           NLF           NORTHSTAR              ODIN           ONYX           OUTRAGE           PARAGON           PARAMOUNT            PENGUIN           PERDITA           PIMAN           PLASMA FORCE           RAINMEN           RAISTLIN           RAMJET           RAMTEK           RIMTRIX           SAVAGE           SCEPTOR           SCEPTRE UK.           SCOOPEX (AUSTRIA)           SHADOWSHOFT           SLAYER           SLOTHSOFT           SPADGE           STARR           SUBSTATION ONE           SURREAL DESIGNS           TAMBO           T.C.W.P.T.           TDM           TEAM X           TEKNIX           TELEMACHUS           THERION           THE BAND           THE BYTE BROTHERS           THE COPY CREW           THE CULPRITS           THE FANTASTIC FOUR           THE HACKING RELATION           THE LADS            THE MIGHTY DRUIDS           THE MUTANT SQUAD           THE NEW MASTERS           THE ZOKO TEAM           THE ZOO           TIGERSOFT           TORKY           UNIQUE           USAiTHE REAL POWERDRIVE           VISION           VORTEX 42           YAT           ZERO           ZEUS           ZIGGY           ZODIAX           ZOOT           ZZAP                     RIGHT THEN SCROLLTEXT IS OVER SO LETS DO A RADICAL WRAP, AND IF SO SIT THROUGH IT ALL AGAIN THEN SO MIGHT SEE YOUR NAME FLY PAST (IF WE GREETED YOU THAT IS)...          RADICAL WRAP          ............................................